Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

[Dark Lightning]

[xSilverPhinx]

Sad but true!

[Randy]

Spot on, DL!

[xSilverPhinx]

[Tank]

[hermes2015]

 

[xSilverPhinx]

I don't think I get the joke. 

[Tank]

Man with a male chicken beside him makes a wish at a wishing well. The male chicken grows to an enormous size. The man is upset as this is not quite what he wanted.

[xSilverPhinx]

Man with a male chicken beside him makes a wish at a wishing well. The male chicken grows to an enormous size. The man is upset as this is not quite what he wanted.

Ah...ok. I think I get it now. 

[hermes2015]

Should I worry that I got it immediately?

[Tank]

Should I worry that I got it immediately?

It was expected

[Randy]

Should I worry that I got it immediately?

It was expected

I got it quickly which surprised me. I usually expect one like this to stump me for a bit. I guess my mind is further in the gutter than I thought.

[Dark Lightning]

Should I worry that I got it immediately?

It was expected

I got it quickly which surprised me. I usually expect one like this to stump me for a bit. I guess my mind is further in the gutter than I thought.

Pick yours up and let mine float by.  It did actually take me looking at it twice to get it, though.

[hermes2015]

My not inconsiderable entire body is taking up a lot of space in that gutter.

[Tank]

I am the gutter.