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Started by Tank, November 13, 2016, 09:06:45 AM

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billy rubin

missed the mormons tho

are mecca and medina inside that circle? seems a bit tight


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Magdalena

Quote from: Tank on November 20, 2021, 10:05:46 AM
Just made use of this meme in my daily post about Mubarak Bala on Facebook.

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"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Old Seer

It's futile trying to make sense with most religious claims. Most of their beliefs (In case of their Christianity)may originate from the middle an dark ages when they attached western reasoning to the bible. They think the flood of Noah was world over (I would say it took place within the circle) and created the grand canyon in a week. But, there would be no convincing them otherwise.
The only thing possible the world needs saving from are the ones running it.
Oh lord, save us from those wanting to save us.
I'm not a Theist.

Icarus


Biggus Dickus

"Name something NOT in the Bible, but everyone thinks it is."

"White people."
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

Quote from: Papasito Bruno on January 14, 2022, 11:16:18 PM
"Name something NOT in the Bible, but everyone thinks it is."

"White people."

Stolen :)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Biggus Dickus

Have any of you folks heard about the Buddhist Monk who claims to have seen the face of Jesus in his margarine tub?

He's been reported saying, "I can't believe it's not Buddha"!
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Icarus


Asmodean

That's one mahussive Jesus... And/or one tiny-ass brachiosaurus. :lol:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Icarus


Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

The Asmo is, as we all know, evil. As such, He can't help but wonder; could a elephant be taught to pickpocket effectively with them two properly-positioned fingers on its trunk? Because evil empires - they need financing. Also, if caught pickpocketing, the 'phant could simply sit on any witness. :smilenod:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

Elephant Pick Pocket on Youtube

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

YES! They taught it the beginnings of evil.

The Asmo hereby proclaims His elephant-gray and elephant-round self to be the new patron God of thieving elephants. :smilenod:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Icarus