Ban The Poster Above You

[Magdalena]

My bad.

Did I say, "Super Nam Powers?" I meant to say, "Super Man Powers." You can't use your Super Man Powers, here.

Go ahead, you can use your Super Nam Powers.
Only The Asmo can use His Super Man Powers, here--and pretty much anywhere he wants to. 

[Arturo]

Nam = Man backwards

You are banned for that

[Magdalena]

My dear, Apathy.
You are banned because I just imagined you laughing right after you banned me:

Haha hra wrrah aha        Heh heeha rrreh arahha

[Nam]

Nam = Man backwards

You are banned for that

Wow! You can spell.

So can I....BANNED!

-Nam

[Tank]

Banned for post skipping

[Nam]

I don't know what you're talking about....oh, yer banned.

-Nam

[No one]

It's much easier not know things sometimes ban.

[Arturo]

Banned for "apathy"

[No one]

Name calling ban.

[Davin]

I'm banning you because for the first time in a long time, the last person to post when I got here was not Nam.

[No one]

Preferential treatment ban.

[Magdalena]

I enjoy banning No one.
No one is here to be banned.
No one is banned.

[Guardian85]

Banned for making my head hurt with that post.

[Magdalena]

Ha!
Banned for showing me how much your head hurts.

[No one]

Sadistic ban.