Truth and deceit

[No one]

There is dishonesty in the company the truth.
Can you unravel the mystery?
Care to share some facts and hot air?

1) I have resided in 5 states
2) I was the executive chef at a resort for 5 years.
3) I was my high school's valedictorian.
D) I was incarcerated for assault with a deadly weapon. Pool

[Recusant]

There is dishonesty in the company the truth.
Can you unravel the mystery?
Care to share some facts and hot air?

1) I have resided in 5 states
2) I was the executive chef at a resort for 5 years.
3) I was my high school's valedictorian.
D) I was incarcerated for assault with a deadly weapon. Pool

A pool cue, or was it some sort of attempted drowning?

[No one]

I honesty don't know where the pool came from.

[Recusant]

The mystery deepens. 

[billy rubin]

dubious life histories?

1.  i have witnessed fiery mid-air collisions involving large aircraft

2. i have leaped between vessels at sea without a safety harness

3. i have run from the bottom to the top of the bright angel trail, in heavy boots, with no water.

4. i have seen beyonce's pooper

lake

[Randy]

No One, are we supposed to ask questions about the topics?

[No one]

There aren't any rules. You can just simply add your chapter to the story.

Very clever billy, very clever indeed.

I would dare to say,
you won the internet today.