$5 to Read the Bible for 30 Minutes

[April]

Sure, there are some good stories in there.

[Jmersh]

As I make 26.00 per hour, no if it cuts into my work.  On my free time I read fictional works anyway, so then it wouldn't be a problem.

[Squid]

Considering I've done it for free before and for a longer period of time - hey, five bucks.

[strikemedown]

I would do it for $20 per half hour - an extra $10 if I wore my glasses - think of all those suckers who do it for free

[mama_ape]

I'd do it for five bucks...as long as I got to pick what parts none of that "Eesaw begat pablo who begat Huey, Duey, and Luey..."

[McQ]

I already read it for free, so why not take the five bucks? I've read through it a few times now, twice as part of an intensive study, each of which had me reading it through in a year and doing group study. I actually still like reading it. Some great stories in there!

[Heretical Rants]

Give me the Japanese version, and it's a deal.

The Spanish version would be OK, too, if it used sufficiently archaic language.  I need to brush up on my medieval Spanish, anyway.

Reading the English version would just be a waste of time, and I could make more money doing something else.

[hvargas]

NO, I will not give any religious sermon or bible any of my time.