the christmas selfie

[billy rubin]

this is me

[No one]

How's Olive Oyl?

[Tank]

Some things never live up to your expectations.

[billy rubin]

lol

[billy rubin]

it didnt work out like i wanted i admit

[Asmodean]

...So just because no-one else seems to, and the question just needs to be asked;

Your beard. I see you went into a completely different two-tone direction than most of us..? Mind you, I don't disapprove - The Asmo was known to put a touch of Manic Panic in His hair back in them younger days.

[billy rubin]

yes

blue is good but the pink was suppised to be red. intense colors are hard to come up with outside the professional shops.

not much into green atm

what is manic panic?

[Asmodean]

It's uh... A brand of colorful hair dyes. They are supposed to be all organic and vegan too, I think.

For shame. Shame on The Asmo

[billy rubin]

...So just because no-one else seems to, and the question just needs to be asked;

Your beard. I see you went into a completely different two-tone direction than most of us..? 

you mean you dye your beard in one color?

[No one]

I've never understood the selfie, why would anyone need a picture of themselves?
I know what I look like. I was present for every single event of my lifetime. I lived it.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Is Kevin Kimble your name?

[No one]

That information is strictly classified.

[Dark Lightning]

Somebody asked me for pictures of my wife and kids. I told him that I know what they look like, and didn't need to carry pictures. 

[billy rubin]

i forget what i look like frequently

then i am generally horrified to rediscover myself

[No one]

I'm in no way saying that the hoomans that enjoy that stuff are wrong for their enjoyment. I could just never understand why anyone would want a picture of themselves.