If I had a magic wand I would...

[billy rubin]

if i had a magic wand i would increase my ability to understand things, and to make conne ctions that currently are beyond my ability.

then to add to my self improvement i would increase my ability to transmit kindness.

afterwards id get rid of them emerods

[Asmodean]

The Asmo would use His magic wand provided infinite magic wand factory for evil.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

I would put balls further up inside, like ovaries. That way, they aren't so vulnerable to getting kicked and they don't get in the way.

[Tank]

I would put balls further up inside, like ovaries. That way, they aren't so vulnerable to getting kicked and they don't get in the way.

Agreed! I have folded into the foetal position too many times not to agree

[Guardian85]

If I had a magic wand I'd turn Vlad the Mad into a.....hamster. Or some such.


Hello again, by the way

[Recusant]

It is really splendid to see you here again!  Glad to have confirmation of your continued presence on this fine ball of water and earth. 

[Tank]

If I had a magic wand I'd turn Vlad the Mad into a.....hamster. Or some such.


Hello again, by the way

I hadn't heard Vlad the Mad before but I will be making use of it! And good to see you back too 

[Asmodean]

While I don't disagree, you'd need my magic wand factory to keep up the good work - I think if he fell to magic, he'd just be replaced by Another-Name the Mad.

...Did I ever mention that Putin is not good for my stock prices, shop prices, warhead supply or fuel security? I struggle to think of a single thing his regime is good for. Not my admittedly-selfish needs. Not Europe. Not Russia. Certainly not Ukraine. I mean, possibly the military-industrial complex, though it's not like they were out of a job before he went out into the fields, planting flags.

[Guardian85]

I hadn't heard Vlad the Mad before but I will be making use of it! And good to see you back too 

I take full credit for that particular nom-de-dumbass. 

Don't know if I'm here to stay. Just wondering what was going on with the site possibly shutting down.