Abused acronyms.
Abuse a popular acronym. For example.
Quote from: Asmodean on October 17, 2022, 01:55:57 PMJWST... :thoughtful:
Just What Satan Thought.
Journalism Without Scare Tactics.
Jammed Watch Still Ticking.
Juicy Wiener Schnitzel Toast. The Asmo now wants. :smilenod:
what doez JWST normally stand for?
Jehova's Witnesses Sex Therapy :smilenod:
Quote from: billy rubin on October 17, 2022, 09:42:05 PMwhat doez JWST normally stand for?
James Webb Space Telescope.
...Which is an acronym that fascinates an easily-amused The Asmo way more than it should for some reason...
Just Want Some Tea.
Tiny town in rural Kansas deluded into believing that DJT can make America great again. . SWST = Jerk Water Small Town..
If Jesus had been a Mexican entrepreneur: Jesus Would Sell Tamales.
Just Wanting Star Talk. :P
just want some tail
jelio with sour topping
Tail. :smilenod: Jello, I learned to despise in the Navy, really starting with Boot Camp...it was all the same flavor, regardless of color. When I had surgery for a ruptured appendix, I was fed Jello, beef bouillon, chicken bouillon, and tea. I haven't eaten Jello in decades; same for beef bouillon (of course, it's just an addition to things, but still). And I really didn't consume caffeine in the Navy. Crazy, what with all the stories about the Navy and coffee.
YES! This thread. It pleases The Asmo. :smilenod:
Jesus Would Stone Terrorists.
It can be about any acronyms not just the James Webb Space Telescope.
Hmm... The Asmo is not certain that that notion pleases The Asmo... :thoughtful:
Not As Smart Anymore.
Uncontrolled Substance Abuse.
Fucking Boring Intercourse.
...Followed by Not A Terrible Orgasm.
Yes. Yes, come to think of it, it does please suddenly-dirty The Asmo. :smilenod:
...Unfortunately-Seductive Sexual References. :smilenod:
ICBM?
Inter-
Continental
Ballistic
Mother
And, for gender equality
Inter-
Continental
Ballistic
Man
We all know one, or more. Instant non-linear reaction to a small infraction.
High
Iintensity
Iinterval
Training
At one place where I used to work, an underground flyer circulated about people who were highly motivated and would like to have training at an intense level. It was called "Special High-Intensity Training (SHIT). There was a whole page about giving you as much SHIT as you could stand, etc. That company did some amazing shit in the aerospace and defense arena, but had some serious people issues. Once enough megabuck lawsuits got settled against the company, they cleaned up their act, to some extent. They were then bought out by another company that had zero tolerance for employees abusing each other (both verbally and physically), and a whole raft of bad actors were frog-marched out the door.
I used to work for an electronic component distributor, Farnell. I was a product manager for 8 years. Each supplier had an Availability Rating ie how many times it had failed a delivery. If the rating got too bad we were not allowed to add any new products from them. So we had a rating table and if the supplier dropped too far down they were in serious trouble. So all suppliers were listed on the Farnell Availability Rating Table. So all suppliers had a FART rating. The suppliers knew it too. It caused mild amusement until things got messy.
Quote from: billy rubin on October 19, 2022, 12:40:10 AMICBM?
The Asmo is still feeling dirty-ish. He shall resist though.
Intersectional Cuckold Board Meeting.
Acronyms vs. Initialisms: What's the Difference? (https://proofed.co.uk/writing-tips/acronyms-vs-initialisms-whats-the-difference/)
QuoteAcronyms and initialisms are abbreviations formed by using the first letter of each word in a phrase. However, acronyms are pronounced as a word (e.g., PIN), whereas initialisms can't easily be pronounced as a word, so instead, they are spoken as a list of letters (e.g., DVD).