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General => Pseudo-science, Conspiracy Theories, and Other Loads of Bull => Topic started by: Buddy on October 29, 2019, 05:44:40 PM

Title: Cryptozoology
Post by: Buddy on October 29, 2019, 05:44:40 PM
Anybody else fascinated by the concept of cryptids? I love reading about stuff like the mothman or chupacabra.

What's your favorite?
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 29, 2019, 10:51:48 PM
My favourites would have to be monsters that dwell in the water, such as the Loch Ness Monster or the Krakken. The deep ocean is so mysterious that it feels like there's always a possibility such strange creatures actually exist. ;D
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 01, 2019, 03:48:43 PM
Dragons, Scylla, Hydra. 
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: billy rubin on November 01, 2019, 09:22:53 PM
where i live we have cryptobranchus, real ones.

creatures from way off the beaten path:

(https://paherpsurvey.org/vouchers/15637-23741.jpg)

(https://paherpsurvey.org/vouchers/15637-23742.jpg)

these are cooler than shit
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: MarcusA on May 05, 2023, 11:08:17 PM
I like unicorns. Unicorns fart rainbows.
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: MarcusA on May 05, 2023, 11:17:06 PM
Yowies are real, naked white apemen.
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 06, 2023, 12:30:28 AM
I'm digging your toenail polish, Billy. :D
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: billy rubin on May 06, 2023, 02:57:03 AM
thats not me

might be my daughter?

not the slipprry one
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Icarus on May 06, 2023, 06:28:26 PM
What the hell is that thing billy.  Is it some sort of lizard, amphibian, worm from the fourth ring of Hades?
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Tank on May 06, 2023, 06:45:39 PM
I can't see the pictures Billy
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Icarus on May 06, 2023, 06:49:57 PM
OK I looked up the description of that creature.

He/she/it is called by several vernacular names. The names are Hellbender, snot otter, mud cat, devil dog, Alleghany Alligator, and so forth. It is a large salamander that can grow to two and a half feet long. The one in the picture may be a young one.

Those are strange looking aquatic creatures, part of God's will I presume.
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: billy rubin on May 06, 2023, 08:01:24 PM
yes

cryptobranchus alligheniensis

where i live is one of the best habitats for em. giant things.

(https://i.imgur.com/0R7mu5ul.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/hPOOe1El.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/d2k5Sqcl.jpg)

 the ones in china are much bigger
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Tank on May 06, 2023, 08:43:52 PM
Giant salamanders.
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: billy rubin on May 06, 2023, 08:49:25 PM
yes. but salamanders and newts and efts and such are generally delicate things, often beautifully colored and patterned.

the hellbenders are gian t things that look more like a huge slimy booger than anything else. theyre in my local watershed. captina creek

(https://www.captina.org/uploads/4/1/7/1/41713165/pxl-20210920-153941475_orig.jpg)

used to be poisoned by runoff from the coal mines, but has recovered mostly. the hellbenders are not common, but thats where they live, and if you want to look you will find them
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: MarcusA on May 23, 2023, 04:38:14 AM
Salamanders are said to be invulnerable to fire, what's a bit of pollution?
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 23, 2023, 04:45:57 AM
Quote from: billy rubin on May 06, 2023, 08:49:25 PMyes. but salamanders and newts and efts and such are generally delicate things, often beautifully colored and patterned.

the hellbenders are gian t things that look more like a huge slimy booger than anything else. theyre in my local watershed. captina creek

(https://www.captina.org/uploads/4/1/7/1/41713165/pxl-20210920-153941475_orig.jpg)

used to be poisoned by runoff from the coal mines, but has recovered mostly. the hellbenders are not common, but thats where they live, and if you want to look you will find them

Are the hellbenders poisonous like newts? It takes ingesting them to die from the poison, so maybe handling isn't an issue?
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: billy rubin on May 23, 2023, 04:49:19 AM
amphibians are highly vulnerable to chemical pollution. selenium runoff in californias central valley is a famous example.
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Icarus on May 23, 2023, 10:47:31 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on May 06, 2023, 08:49:25 PMyes. but salamanders and newts and efts and such are generally delicate things, often beautifully colored and patterned.

the hellbenders are gian t things that look more like a huge slimy booger than anything else. theyre in my local watershed. captina creek

(https://www.captina.org/uploads/4/1/7/1/41713165/pxl-20210920-153941475_orig.jpg)

used to be poisoned by runoff from the coal mines, but has recovered mostly. the hellbenders are not common, but thats where they live, and if you want to look you will find them

That place is beautiful Billy. I could sit there for a while and be soothed by the tranquility. Hellbenders be damned.
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Bluenose on May 24, 2023, 01:25:44 AM
We don't have anything like that scary looking thing, but we do have cute little corroboree frogs

(https://images.takeshape.io/86ce9525-f5f2-4e97-81ba-54e8ce933da7/dev/ddf0c806-aa14-4b51-83e7-4de6c3abe8d5/corroboree%20frog%20dreamstime_188683624%20(1)-2.webp)
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 24, 2023, 01:30:20 AM
Feckin' OZ. Even the poison frogs are endangered! :lol:

J/K; the biosphere is shrinking in not-good ways.
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: Bluenose on May 24, 2023, 01:37:18 AM
There are some so far successful effort to breed these guys in captivity.  I understand that recently, a number of them were released into the wild in areas that have been protected from exotic predators (i.e. cats and foxes)
Title: Re: Cryptozoology
Post by: MarcusA on June 14, 2023, 03:29:17 AM
The gnomes in their mines
study their gems - rainbows.