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Started by billy rubin, April 23, 2020, 01:04:42 AM

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Tank

Quote from: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 08:28:36 PM
animals and children apparently  are cues to stranger women that you are less likely to be a threat and so arevmore approachable for ordinary conversation

its like getting to be an old fart. i can discuss waxing my butt crack with female drivers who cheerfully describe needing a lawnmower to trim their pubic bush without either of us being even slightly uncomfortable with the conversation.

i dont actually wax my butt crack but it came up in the discussion somehow

We are now categorised as NTOMs (Non Threatening Older Male).
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billy rubin

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 24, 2020, 08:55:10 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 08:28:36 PM
i dont actually wax my butt crack but it came up in the discussion somehow

:lol: Just like it did now?

well, i have no control over my mouth. peopl are generally tolerant tho


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hermes2015

Quote from: billy rubin on November 24, 2020, 08:28:36 PM
animals and children apparently  are cues to stranger women that you are less likely to be a threat and so arevmore approachable for ordinary conversation

For that reason I've found there's is no shortage of fag hags either. There's an endless supply of wealthy Jewish widows who thrive on the company of gay guys in my neck of the woods.
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Bad Penny II

Hermes has got a parrot.
Has he, what sort, a rainbow lorikeet, a bold red and green male king parrot?
No, it is a female.
Well the female king parrot is a striking green.
Yes they are but he doesn't want a raucously coloured bird, it would clash with his minimalist decor.
Sulphur crested cockatoos are all white 'cept for the yellow crest.
No, he has an African Grey.
Oh ye that would work, very harmonious with your subdued colour scheme your African Grey.

Lulu's feathers are wonderful.
The attempts to portray dinosaurs I've seen haven't been particularly inspiring, I wonder if dinosaur feathers rivalled the beauty of bird feathers.

Here's some feathers from a maestro
https://www.leilajeffreys.com/works
https://www.leilajeffreys.com/series/ornithurae
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Bad Penny II

Quote from: xSilverPhinx link=topic=16552.msg407507#msg407507

She looks a lovely friend, it would be hard to find one better.
Unless you're willing to explore a relationship with more interesting species, such as a Green Tree Frog.

Heh  ;D Maybe some other time.  :P

How is the frog doing?

I don't know, he wasn't there today.
If the weather gets wetter perhaps I'll hear him.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

Anne D.


Sandra Craft

Quote from: Anne D. on November 28, 2020, 06:32:06 AM
https://imgur.com/7ueJlP6

Ricky D. He is a chick magnet.

Pretty.  I love when cats are asleep, it's the only time I'm certain they're not into anything.
Sandy

  

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Bad Penny II

Quote from: Sandra Craft on November 28, 2020, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Anne D. on November 28, 2020, 06:32:06 AM
https://imgur.com/7ueJlP6

Ricky D. He is a chick magnet.

Pretty.  I love when cats are asleep, it's the only time I'm certain they're not into anything.

There's much to be said for taxidermy.
Take my advice, don't listen to me.

Anne D.

Quote from: Sandra Craft on November 28, 2020, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Anne D. on November 28, 2020, 06:32:06 AM
https://imgur.com/7ueJlP6

Ricky D. He is a chick magnet.

Pretty.  I love when cats are asleep, it's the only time I'm certain they're not into anything.

LOL.

xSilverPhinx

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Icarus

Animals are not always respectful of the social graces.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I72pH7ljGrw

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Tank on December 01, 2020, 10:16:27 AM
Quote from: Icarus on December 01, 2020, 05:23:54 AM
Animals are not always respectful of the social graces.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I72pH7ljGrw

Can't view in the UK :(

It's a dog that goes up to multiple people and sniffs their butt cracks.  :eyebrow:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


xSilverPhinx

Joy has learnt to bring her toys to my feet (I've been trying to get her to play fetch to wear her out a bit) and this morning she left a urine puddle on the floor, dropped her flip flop into it and proceeded to chase me with it in her mouth. She eventually caught up and rubbed the soaked thing all over my foot. ::)
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 01, 2020, 08:41:29 PM
Joy has learnt to bring her toys to my feet (I've been trying to get her to play fetch to wear her out a bit) and this morning she left a urine puddle on the floor, dropped her flip flop into it and proceeded to chase me with it in her mouth. She eventually caught up and rubbed the soaked thing all over my foot. ::)

:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.