Hello I'm new.

[not your typical...]

Your attorney. At a trial. While trying to get you off the hook for poking a guy in the eye with a letter opener and at the same time keep you away from a room with padded walls and Napoléon for neighbour.  

Well, they've already got plans on shipping me off to one as soon as I hit 18. Why not help them out a bit? And I wouldn't mind having Napoléon as a neighbor. He sounds interesting...

[Asmodean]

Well, shipping an adult somewhere that adult doesn't necessarilly want to go is rather tricky, actually. They should have thought of that...

[not your typical...]

Well, shipping an adult somewhere that adult doesn't necessarilly want to go is rather tricky, actually. They should have thought of that...

Yeah, but if I don't let them, one will attempt to get me arrested for 'spousal abuse' and then she'll testify that I'm a loon. See the predicament I'm in?

[Asmodean]

Not really, because what you do is let them, leave AMA and never come back. Works like a charm.

[not your typical...]

Thanks for the tip. Us crazies have to stick together. Beat back the sanity of the corrupted world!

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Your profile says you are 15 years old. Is this true?  We should be careful what we say, perhaps.

[not your typical...]

Your profile says you are 15 years old. Is this true?  We should be careful what we say, perhaps.

I am 15, but trust me when I say, there's not too much I haven't heard (or done) a million times before.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Your profile says you are 15 years old. Is this true?  We should be careful what we say, perhaps.

I am 15, but trust me when I say, there's not too much I haven't heard (or done) a million times before.

I appreciate that, but there are legal, moral, ethical and practical issues that adults must consider when talking with (pardon the term) minors.  Hope you understand.

[not your typical...]

I appreciate that, but there are legal, moral, ethical and practical issues that adults must consider when talking with (pardon the term) minors.  Hope you understand.

Eh, suit yourself. But don't expect me to censor myself just because I am a "minor".

[Asmodean]

I appreciate that, but there are legal, moral, ethical and practical issues that adults must consider when talking with (pardon the term) minors.  Hope you understand.

The legals are covered by the forum ToU. The morals are individual and thus covered by every individual. For me, it means that if something can be said to an adult, it can also be said to a minor. I have the ethics of a cactus, so I'll skip over that, but what practical issues are you refering to..?

[Tank]

Please note the forum this thread is in folks 

*saluts* Yes sir!

As you were soldier.

[Buddy]

I have the ethics of a cactus

Ethics of a cactus, huh? Thats a new one 

[Asmodean]

I have the ethics of a cactus

Ethics of a cactus, huh? Thats a new one 

I'm sure most of the forum long-timers can confirm that statement 

[Buddy]

I have the ethics of a cactus

Ethics of a cactus, huh? Thats a new one 

I'm sure most of the forum long-timers can confirm that statement 

I don't doubt it.

[Davin]

I have the ethics of a cactus

Ethics of a cactus, huh? Thats a new one 

I'm sure most of the forum long-timers can confirm that statement 

I don't doubt it.

It's good that you don't doubt the grumpy, lumpy clay... very good indeed...