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Title: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: billy rubin on November 10, 2019, 01:51:27 PM
i have discovered wisdom in odd places.

recent ly i have seen some here.

post wizdom that you have discove red from people in this place
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: billy rubin on November 10, 2019, 01:52:59 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on November 10, 2019, 10:01:29 AM

You'd think there'd only be one perfect example of a thing but I don't think that applies to woman, there's many very different looks that are just absolutely perfect.
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: No one on November 10, 2019, 03:41:38 PM
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: jumbojak on November 10, 2019, 05:29:42 PM
Never put your finger into something you wouldn't put your pecker into.
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: Tank on November 11, 2019, 08:55:05 AM
Never walk backwards in the garden of a dog owner!
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: billy rubin on November 11, 2019, 12:50:31 PM
i went to my daughters band competition. so cold all the brass instruments were flat sounding

on the way back we crossed various grassy bits in the parking lot. i looked dow and saw turdsm then more turds, cat turds or a small dog. but everywhere. turds to the left of me, turds to the right. into the valley of turds we went. walking forwards waz cobtraindicted, let alone backwards-like.

what is it that targets this parking lot to sprinkle turds everywhere i ask

geese, says my lovely wife. its a zuperfluidity of grus canadensis.

not a grus in sight but their spoor was magnificent

sorry that wasnt very wise i guesz
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 11, 2019, 01:01:32 PM
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Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: Siz on November 11, 2019, 02:47:49 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 11, 2019, 01:01:32 PM
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Reminds me of an acronym I was told to beware of in business, which has stayed with me; D. R. I. P - Data Rich, Information Poor. Half the time this discourages me from collecting data at all, the other half it compels me to actually collate and use the data. Whatever, it's helpful to bare in mind.
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 11, 2019, 06:02:37 PM
Three rules for older men:

1. Never pass up a place to pee.

2. Never waste an erection.

3. Never trust a fart.
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: hermes2015 on November 11, 2019, 06:36:46 PM
Don't trust anyone over 30.
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: Siz on November 17, 2019, 08:42:43 PM
Never judge a man for using autocorrect until you've wanked a milf in his shed!
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: Bluenose on November 17, 2019, 11:49:33 PM
Quote from: Siz on November 11, 2019, 02:47:49 PM
Reminds me of an acronym I was told to beware of in business, which has stayed with me; D. R. I. P - Data Rich, Information Poor. Half the time this discourages me from collecting data at all, the other half it compels me to actually collate and use the data. Whatever, it's helpful to bare in mind.

If you torture the data long enough, they will confess...
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: Magdalena on November 18, 2019, 02:42:48 AM
Quote from: Siz on November 17, 2019, 08:42:43 PM
Never judge a man for using autocorrect until you've wanked a milf in his shed!
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Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: Magdalena on November 18, 2019, 03:00:07 AM
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Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: hermes2015 on November 18, 2019, 03:13:29 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 18, 2019, 03:00:07 AM
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I love it and will use that one.
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: Magdalena on November 18, 2019, 05:22:19 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on November 18, 2019, 03:13:29 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 18, 2019, 03:00:07 AM
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I love it and will use that one.
Yes, it's a good one.  :)

Sorry, I forgot to include the author:

"Follow your heart but take your brain with you."
— Alfred Adler
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: Siz on November 18, 2019, 08:20:19 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 18, 2019, 03:00:07 AM
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Keep an open mind... but not so open your brain falls out. - Robert Low
Title: Re: pozt your own wisdom thread
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 25, 2019, 07:33:58 PM
Amongst the wolves don't be a sheep.