I've seen this kind of thread elsewhere, they seem popular.
Though looking at a thread for an example of witty riposte is proving harder than expected.
An example
Person 1: bans the person above for reading romance novels.
Next person bans for being a stodgy old coot.
Banned because I like bandicoots and elderly bandicoots should be respected.
Banned because is older than the big bang, and therefore is god. And therefore clearly does not exist. :D
I like these threads, Magic Pudding. Where do you get them?
Quote from: Rizuidad on July 09, 2011, 03:06:19 AM
I like these threads, Magic Pudding. Where do you get them?
Banned for undermining my paltry attempt at HAF resuscitation with a link request. :)
I did put a link on the Grant My Wish thread because I'd only seen it in one other place, but I don't get around all that much.
Banned for consorting with suspicious characters.
Banned for having an indistinguishable user icon.
Quote from: Sweetdeath on July 09, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
Banned for having an indistinguishable user icon.
Banned for using an electrical avatar distinguisher on a sardonic avatar.
Banned for containing fruit!
Banned for avatar being a tank of war and not a tank full of beautiful exotic fishes.
Banned. >:( Because Asmodean demands it. >:(
:P
Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay ;D
Quote from: Tank on July 09, 2011, 02:34:36 PM
Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay ;D
Banned for attacking the blob of clay I loyally support when not planning his his eternal torment spinning on a potter's wheel listening to that song from Ghost, without any fondling by a young Demi Moore. This is the punctuation I didn't have time to insert earlier in the paragraph ,.,
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 02:57:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on July 09, 2011, 02:34:36 PM
Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay ;D
Banned for attacking the blob of clay I loyally support when not planning his his eternal torment spinning on a potter's wheel listening to that song from Ghost, without any fondling by a young Demi Moore. This is the punctuation I didn't have time to insert earlier in the paragraph ,.,
Banned for forming a clique with a of strange cartoon characters.
Quote from: Tank on July 09, 2011, 03:16:28 PM
Banned for forming a clique with a of strange cartoon characters.
Banned for being in so much of a rush to ban me you've fallen under the thrall of the attack response, almost totally loosing the use of language. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi647.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu198%2FRamblingSyd%2FFSMlaugh.gif&hash=883c2cb00626f643a7775c6ad6264aae7d1f4643)
The smiley face doesn't look all that friendly, I don't like the cheesy and the spaghetti monster seems to mock.
I'll have to learn the keyboard smilies.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 03:27:26 PM...almost totally loosing the use of language...
Banned for perpetuating the internet solecism of using "loose" in place of "lose." A minor annoyance perhaps, but one must draw a line in the sand at some point! Also, for exposing my occasional use of an image search (though it was TinEye, not Google) in the album cover thread, and thus bringing my fraud to a grinding halt. *shakes fist while twirling mustache*
Quote from: Recusant on July 09, 2011, 07:10:02 PM
Banned for perpetuating the internet solecism of using "loose" in place of "lose." A minor annoyance perhaps, but one must draw a line in the sand at some point! Also, for exposing my occasional use of an image search (though it was TinEye, not Google) in the album cover thread, and thus bringing my fraud to a grinding halt. *shakes fist while twirling mustache*
OK but you still like me just a bit?
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
OK but you still like me just a bit?
Of course: You have admirable taste in hats, and your aversion to multi-colored dancing bananas shows a keen aesthetic sense as well. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg843.imageshack.us%2Fimg843%2F7673%2Fbeerh.gif&hash=e6b6fe5f6a7892b2b55985e5d53162a8f22f7242)
Banned for banana hate crime :P
You and your bananas are banned and canned respectively.
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Egads! I don't want to ban the magic pudding a second time!
BANNED FOR BEING BANNED!
Prohibidas para de ser prohibir.
Mira, No soy un hablaro de el español nativo, ¿ok?
Banned for speaking in any language other than English.
:o :o
... :'(
Ahora hoy es más muy feo...
Quote from: Rizuidad on July 11, 2011, 03:22:56 AM
Ahora hoy es más muy feo...
Google translate = Now today is very ugly
Babel Fish = Now today he is more very ugly
Banned for besmirching either xSilverPhinx or Monday. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi647.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu198%2FRamblingSyd%2FFSMlaugh.gif&hash=883c2cb00626f643a7775c6ad6264aae7d1f4643)
Banned for a patronising defence of SilverPhinx or a totally inadequate defence of Mondays.
Magic Pudding is banned for creating a bloody silly thread.
Banned for bringing blood into this thread.
Banned for making me look at a picture of Fester.
Banned for the lack of intestinal fortitude of averting your eyes when looking at a picture of Fester.
Banned because averting your eyes will do no good, he's everywhere.
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Banned for giving me future multi-colored fester nightmares.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 24, 2011, 01:27:45 PM
Banned because averting your eyes will do no good, he's everywhere.
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Well, that bans Cecile, not me...*laffin*. I happen to think Fester is a handsome sort of fellow....in a repugnant sort of way...
Banned for no reason whatsoever.
Quote from: Abletony on July 25, 2011, 01:14:02 PM
Banned for no reason whatsoever.
This could well become a rather ironic post :D
Huh?
Facepalm.
You've lost me.
You're in the ban thread being banned.
Banned for looking pissed off all the time.
Banned for coming in after not posting for several weeks and thinking you can just go around banning people.
Banned for being smarter than me.
Banned for being smarter than me.
Banned for being younger than me with a whole life ahead of her ;D
Banned for being British.
Lol!
Banned for having been on the forum longer than me!
Quote from: Tank on July 25, 2011, 07:29:35 PM
Lol!
Banned for having been on the forum longer than me!
Banned for spreading lies (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=7744.msg120103#msg120103) about me.
Banned for confusing a poor pudding by linking to this page.
I'd almost managed to decrease the curvature of my frown and red of my eyes for Cecilie, I won't be trying that again.
Try to please the world and what do you get?
Stomped on that's what!
Banned for getting stomped on. My mom's pudding kinda looked like dog doo, and had the same consistency. Imagine stepping on that.
Quote from: fester30 on July 26, 2011, 02:23:23 AM
Banned for getting stomped on. My mom's pudding kinda looked like dog doo, and had the same consistency. Imagine stepping on that.
Worse still, imagine eating it!
Banned for mentioning dog poo in context of food! >:(
Banned for discussing pudding in such a manner.
Banned for being snarky. I'm kidding. I think.
Banned for using a word I don't know what means.
Banned for being Norwegian ;D
Banned for banning me for being a Norwegian.
Quote from: Cecilie on July 26, 2011, 06:13:03 PM
Banned for banning me for being a Norwegian.
Banned for banning a user who just banned you. xD
^ Banned for excessively complicated banning.
Banned for not believing in Mother Goose.
^banned for wearing an orange shirt.
Banned for having pink hair.
Banned for seeming distracted in your avatar.
Banned for not noticing I'm looking at a parrot in my avatar.
:D
Banned for having an adorable parrot.
Quote from: Sweetdeath on July 27, 2011, 12:42:09 AM
:D
Banned for having an adorable parrot.
Banned for assuming it's her parrot!
Banned for interpreting "having" as expressly signifying ownership.
Banned for being pedantic.
Banned for being against foot antics.
There's nothing wrong with them as long as you keep your socks on.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 27, 2011, 09:23:49 AM
Banned for being against foot antics.
There's nothing wrong with them as long as you keep your socks on.
Banned because I'm power hungry.
Banned for being power-hungry.
Quote from: Tank on July 27, 2011, 01:34:51 PM
Banned for being power-hungry.
No no no no no no.
Tit for tats are so fire trucking annoying.
I've lines from song in my head I'll lend you.
Doctor Freud has designs of real cruelty
those blankets can not be your security
Why couldn't you just say his power hunger reveals a deep, inescapable mother loving inspired inner emptiness that begs a banning?
It's so obvious, why don't people get this game?
Bumped for noobs.
Also, Puddin', you're banned for abandoning your elaborate collection of fancy hats. ;D
Banned for making me cold every time I see your avatar. :D
You can't ban someone for twitching; only blinking, fluttering, jerking, jiggling, shuddering, trembling, palpitating, shivering, plucking, lurching or nipping, but not twitching.
Banned for introducing banning rules.
Banned because who doesn't like rules?
...most of the time at least.
Banned because I never like rules. I follow lots of them, but I don't like it, not one bit.
Banned because you must at least like the rules you set.
Banned because I haven't banned anyone in a while.
Banned on behalf of MLA for being a woman.
Banned for channeling MLA.
Banned because this thread won't die!
Banned for implying on some level that I'm a thread killer.
Banned for taking things personally.
Banned because my cats told me so.
Banned for being a slave to your cats' will.
Banned for thinking that there is a choice.
Banned for deviating from the true line.
Banned for drawing lines.
I support the ban above, and stand in solidarity with xSP on this. Kats are becoming too powerful with their evil ways.
Banned for projecting your own personal wickedness onto innocent little pussy cats. Shame on you!
Banned for denying your own personal wickedness.
I object, um, I mean banned.
My client never done nuth'n of the sort.
He keeps and has always kept his personal wickedness in a biscuit tin hidden in his sock draw, it is a gross injustice to construe this as denial.
Banned for disclosing the location of the "Hidden Personal Wickedness", and violating the trust of a client's confidential information.
This matter shall be taken up with your local board of regents with the purpose of having you stripped of your license and "Run out of Town on a Rail".
Banned for being a Thread Necromancer.
Banned for banning the arts... they are dark arts, but still arts.
Banned for shedding light on dark arts. They should be kept in the dark. Otherwise, the cockroaches will be disturbed.
Banned for bringing cockroaches into this. Something so disgusting should never be mentioned. Ever.
Banned for REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED of it since the last time.
Banned for secret banning rationale. All executions on this forum should be public, with the reasons clearly posted in writing on the courthouse door and on the scaffold over by the large oak tree.
Banned because I always wanted to ban a lawyer. ;D
Banned because all this Christmas nonsense is way too cheery for His Unconsolableness. >:(
Banned for ruining the Christmas Spirit
Banned for secretly re-arming with a horde of Christmas cats in contravention of the Treaty of Versailles.
Banned because it was actually the Tweaty bird of Versailles that deals with hordes of Christmas cats.
Banned for coming too close to the border of Witzelsucht with your pun.
Banned because The Asmo is still displeased with this whole Christmas thing. >:(
Banned, because a real God would not complain about something, but do something about it.
Banned because the Grey God is omnigrumpy, he must complain about something, otherwise he wouldn't be a grumpy lumpy.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 23, 2014, 11:44:54 PM
Banned because the Grey God is omnigrumpy, he must complain about something, otherwise he wouldn't be a grumpy lumpy.
Yes, that. And how DARE he think The Asmo is not doing anything about it? >:(
The Asmo hereby bans Tank because that is the opposite of not doing anything about it. That's doing
something about it, in fact. >:(
Banned for banning outside the scope of the Ban Code, which decrees that one must ban the previous poster. You should have banned SilverPhinx because she will release upon us millions of incompetent footballers who lose games to Teutonic-Types.
:o
Banned for not telling me exactly where I can get such an army.
Banned for not realizing that I was just being totally silly and ridiculous. ;D
Banned for being totally silly and ridiculous, it's not allowed you know.
All unbanned because it's Christmas.
Banned because it's only Christmas Eve.
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Banned for taking two bans in a row, albeit interrupted by an unban.
Banned for making my head hurt.
Banned for teasing >:(
Banned for wasting electricity lightning yourself up in a vain attempt to make yourself look attractive. You should be growing herbs on yourself.
Banned for encouraging herbology.
Banned because everything is better with herbs.
Banned because ice cream is not better with herbs. But it is better with spice. Like cinnamon. You must distinguish between herbs and spices. Banned again for not doing that. And triple banned for not thinking about that.
Banned for going over the top.
Banned for frowning since May 26.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Banned for frownism!
Lee's gone, no sense in banning her... so I ban the whole bunch of you silly atheists (And you few believers as well) here at HAF.
Banned for not following the "Ban The Poster Above You" rules!
The OmniAsmoest of all Asmos BANETH! >:(
Banned because... Wait, we still need you! Not fair!
Banned for not banning him. Those are the rules!
You're right, of course. So you're now banned
Banned for banning me because I was right.
Banned for political deviation and attacking the régime.
Banned because sometimes you have to attack the regime.
Banned for talking about it and not doing it.
Banned for doing it.
Banned for obvious double entendre.
Banned for an obvious dirty mind.
Banned for "dour prudery".
Banned for life.
Banned for spelling your name backwards.
Banned for not appreciating the artistry of a backwards name.
Banned for being artsy.
Banned for losing your job.
Banned for a lack of empathy.
Banned for stealing Magdalena's hat.
Hey! That's my broom. >:(
Banned for stealing Magdalena's only mode of transportation.
Banned for not thinking of traveling on a flying vacuum cleaner. They are all the rage these days.
Banned for hanging out with (young) witches long enough to know that a flying vacuum cleaner is in vogue. I'm an Orthodox Witch...Mmmmm kay? >:(
Banned for not appreciating the charms and talents of maiden witches. The things they can do with those vacuum cleaners ....
Banned for not knowing, at your age, that charms and talents of Orthodox Witches don't require any home & kitchen electric domestic appliances.
Banned for salacious and suggestive posts, which in 18th Century Salem, Massachusetts would have warranted a hanging or a burning or at least a damn good dunking.
Banned.
Ain't no need to remember things that happened at the party you had when your were a toddler.
Banned for trying to encourage the harmful suppression of traumatic memories.
Banned for psychiatrickery.
Banned for coining a fifteen letter neologism. The limit under Article IV, Section 3.25 is 14 letters.
Banned for not allowing the rules to be bent.
Just a little bit.
Banned for legal flexibility.
Banned because legal flexibility is a good thing.
Banned for persistently living in Hertfordshire.
Banned for evil eyebrows.
Banned for being Herfordshirist as well.
Banned because I'm not, but could be for the right price.
Banned for creating the newest profession in the world.
Banned for denigrating the creation of jobs.
banned for not mentioning the Screeves of Our Lady St Postula
Mentioning unmentionables ban.
Banned because dark matter is out there, lurking.
Fancy pantsy ban.
Banned. You look familiar, but I can't remember where I've seen you. :thinking:
Banned for Alzheimer's.
Congratulations contestant #169, you have won a weeks long trip to Banville. Enjoy!
Just back from Banville after a wonderful 7 days. While there I learned this trick: Banned!
Loose lips ban.
Banned. No one uses words that were popular during World War II. ;D
Puntastic ban!
(Some might say it is a hypocritical ban, since the words World War II, were popular during World War II) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.stardock.net%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthemes%2Fdigicons%2FGagged.png&hash=9b545d9c6babbe58bf3eb16c42e338f7edf55876)
Banned. No one asked for a history lesson!
Banned for advocating ignorance of history.
Surely you are doomed to repeat it.
Banned because repeating history isn't necessarily a bad thing. I'm all for more golden ages.
Ag for Au ban.
No one knows No one here.
No one here knows No one.
I ban you for that.
Banned for using circular logic
Banned for linear banning.
Shape of things to come ban.
Banned for using the title of a Yardbirds song in your ban.
Banned for banning the Yardbirds' song.
Banned because, as their rich attorney, I was only banning the unauthorized use of their song's name, thus protecting their intellectual property. I was not banning their song, which is legally unbannable, due to the fine (dare I say exceptional) legal representation afforded by yours truly.
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Yakety yak, ban for talking back.
Banned for banning in bad rhyme.
Banned for mistreatment of vegetables.
Banned because pumpkins are fruit, not veggies. :P
Squashing assumptions ban.
Banned for stealing Kurt Cobain's hairstyle.
Banned for escaping the asylum.
Banned for being envious of PsychoBane's achievements.
The butterfly of fate flits o'er the land -
A sudden gust, and Magdalena's banned!
The banning of the butterfly caused all sorts of little changes that eventually resulted in banning you.
Banned for making me think of chaos theory and Jeff Goldblum.
Banned because...Jeff Goldblum? :???:
Banned for not catching such an obvious pop culture reference.
Assuming pop has any culture ban.
Banned for lack of punctuation and confusing me.
Banned because even if you're confused, it's something you should never tell others!
All of you are banned! Except Davin, he was right. Banning a butterfly eventually resulted in all sorts of little changes like lack of punctuation and confusion.
Banned for bringing chaos into this thread!
Banned because it was always chaotic.
I hereby restore peace and good kharma to this thread and all who don't like it are banned.
Banned for banning people who like chaos.
Dark Chaos now puts forth her hideous hand:
All is but mist and night - and Velma's banned. ;D
:golfclap:
Banned.
Banned, because the friendly soccer match between Germany and the Netherlands was cancelled last night, due to a terrorist threat.
Banned because I can't sleep tonite and must lash out at someone in my rage.
Bruce being by insomnia unmanned
No longer can resist, and shall be banned.
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Townspeople called, they want their mayor back.
No One wants the mayor back,
as he is too suntanned,
so No One is mistaken
and No One is now banned.
And for you professor fancy pants,
a ban, for your poetic rants.
As for you, No one
Your time has come
So says the sand timer
You're now a banned rhymer!
To you SilverPhin,
I say with a grin,
Not here, nor there
or anywhere.
Not with a fox
or on a box.
Not in a house
or with a mouse.
Just like Fran, or Dan, or even Stan
I am not a fan, of your rhyming plan.
So I will, and I can,
leave you with this ban.
Oh, No one, you're no fun. :(
Who gets banned today?
I have a suggestion, if I may
No one! And he has no say!
Ban it Damn it. (The SilverPhin theme song)
Take a pill and chill.
I'll say what I will.
Suggest what you may,
each and everyday.
Now please go, and stay away.
Forsooth, indeed,
Thou Satan's seed,
shalt die in the pits
of my Ban width.
Et tu, Bruce? Interdictus es.
Annedbay orfay oinggay erewhay Iway an'tcay ollowfay.
Banned for Pig Latin.
Fact beyond belief ban.
O lente, lente currite noctis equi!
The stars move still, time runs, the clock will strike,
The Devil will come, and No one must be bann'd.
Come to think of it, I think I'll ban OldGit.
Banning without a clear reason for banning.
Banned for reasons.
Banned for creepy masks after Halloween. You should use a turkey theme.
You are so banned! That's not a creepy Halloween mask, that's Rejuvenique, the ultimate facial toning system. I gotta get me one. :chin:
Banned for wanting a creepy Halloween mask.
Banned for not listening.
:fingertap: Again, that's Rejuvenique, the ultimate facial toning system. It is not not a creepy Halloween mask.
Banned for repeating yourself.
Banned for political reasons.
Banned for whatever reason.
Banned until Thanksgiving Day at 5:00 pm, CST.
Banned because it sounds as if you're grounding Tom.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 28, 2015, 10:09:48 PM
Banned because it sounds as if you're grounding Tom.
Banned for grounding fault.
Banned for dangerous electricity.
Banned for not reporting the dangerous electricity to forum maintenance. You're going to get us all electrocuted!
Watt? I'm shocked!
Banned.
Your lightning is unsupervised usage of electricity.
Quote from: Magdalena on December 03, 2015, 08:25:10 PM
Watt? I'm shocked!
Banned.
Your lightning is unsupervised usage of electricity.
Ohm my God! Absolutely re
volting! Banned.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 03, 2015, 09:04:46 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 03, 2015, 08:25:10 PM
Watt? I'm shocked!
Banned.
Your lightning is unsupervised usage of electricity.
Ohm my God! Absolutely revolting! Banned.
I shall resist this current trend in puns and simply ban you.
Banned.
All this friction is likely to cause a spark and start a fire.
You've all worn down my resistance. Banned
Banned for being abrasive.
Banned for criticizing Essie Mae for being abrasive when one's name represents rolling death (but in a good way, of course).
Banned for being too kind to a war machine.
Banned.
That's not a war machine, that's 70 tons of pure democracy.
Banned because not everyone want 70 tons of pure democracy.
Banned because what everyone wants is irrelevant in democracy - it's what the majority wants, and the majority wants MORE.
Needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few ban.
Nerd ban.
Three word ban.
A four word ban.
Banned in just five words.
You are banned in six words.
Seven is the magic number when banning.
Indigestion ban. Stomach does not agree with what you ate
Banned for lacking intestinal fortitude.
Banned for exposing the inadequacies of HAF intestines.
Banned for being the third person to fail to notice the ban length trend.
Banned because no one could come up with a ban of eight.
Banned in nine, because that is how it is.
For thinking an eight word ban impossible: banned.
You are now banned again, 'cause of the number ten.
Spinal Tap ban.
Banned forever to banning heaven, all because of the number eleven.
To find a ban I dig and delve and insert a twelve.
Today I am feeling quite crabby and mean.
Congratulations, you are bannee thirteen.
Hop on the bus, Gus -
There must be fourteen ways to ban a poster.
Quinceanera ban.
Sweet sixteen ban.
Banned because "she was just seventeen, you know what I mean".
Here's an eighteen wheeler ban:
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On the nineteenth page of the thread comes the nineteenth ban.
For you, and only you, a 20th century ban.
Here, you may have a nice, modern 21st century ban.
Banned because I can't think of anything for 22.
Ex, ex, Eye, eye, eye ban.
Four and twenty years ago I came into this life (Stephen Stills)
And the first thing I did was ban you.
I'll just have to ban you for a quarter of a century. :-\
I'm issuing an End of Year Ban, breaking from the numerical bans that have been in vogue recently.
At last! But I'm banning you anyway, just to be mean.
Here's the 1st ban since the last ban.
I second that motion. 8)
Banned!!!
You are banned, because three's a crowd
Banned four starting this numbers thing again.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on January 01, 2016, 05:23:08 PM
Banned four starting this numbers thing again.
Banned for the use of idioms on a forum where such practice is clearly not tolerated; you're also lucky as such use of puns in China could land you in hot water.
China officials say casual alteration of idioms risks nothing less than 'cultural and linguistic chaos', despite their common usage (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/28/china-media-watchdog-bans-wordplay-puns)
Banned for being gone for so long and leaving us worried.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 01, 2016, 06:56:30 PM
Banned for being gone for so long and leaving us worried.
You are hereby banned my Dear Bud (Happy New Year by the way) because I'm not confident in the correctness or accuracy of your short passage above. Truth be told I'm also struggling to try and connect your passage (which makes me think I may be way off base) to rhetoric and techne as proposed by Aristotle.
Does rhetoric function as an art? Or is rhetoric's purpose or "duty" to help the maker deliberate through the process of making art, to made art, to persuading his audience that he has made art? (Not sure where I'm going here, sorry....)
You are saying if I follow correctly that I was gone for a long time, so I should therefore be banned?
Basically, "Hello Bruno, we've missed you, now fuck off,..."
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on January 01, 2016, 08:10:00 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 01, 2016, 06:56:30 PM
Banned for being gone for so long and leaving us worried.
You are hereby banned my Dear Bud (Happy New Year by the way) because I'm not confident in the correctness or accuracy of your short passage above. Truth be told I'm also struggling to try and connect your passage (which makes me think I may be way off base) to rhetoric and techne as proposed by Aristotle.
Does rhetoric function as an art? Or is rhetoric's purpose or "duty" to help the maker deliberate through the process of making art, to made art, to persuading his audience that he has made art? (Not sure where I'm going here, sorry....)
You are saying if I follow correctly that I was gone for a long time, so I should therefore be banned?
Basically, "Hello Bruno, we've missed you, now fuck off,..."
Banned for planning your response. Which is why I didn't ban you earlier,
Banned for not understanding the ape dialect. Please allow me to translate: "I've missed everyone here, especially you, Budhorse4. I'm glad I decided to come back, all this sarcasm inside of me was killing me, it was about to explode."
Basically, "I love you."
Banned for barely concealed jealousy.
I'm not jealous of Budhorse4, I love her, she loves me, and if Bruno loves her, even though she doesn't know how to make tamales either, that's fine with me. I think you're jealous, so I'll ban you.
B is for buh-bye, won't see you around.
A is for always and forever
N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the happy atheist assembly.
Banned for violating the Rule Against Perpetuities.
Banned for excessive twozzlement.
Banned for making up words.
Banned for discouraging creativity.
Banned for encouraging nonconformism.
banned because nonconformity is the source of creativity.
Banned because it is from God that we receive the gift of creativity, as it is written:
Exodus 31:1-6 -Then the LORD said to Moses, "See, I have chosen Bezalel son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah, and I have filled him with the Spirit of God, with skill, ability and knowledge in all kinds of crafts — to make artistic designs for work in gold, silver and bronze, to cut and set stones, to work in wood, and to engage in all kinds of craftsmanship. Moreover, I have appointed Oholiab son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan, to help him. Also I have given skill to all the craftsmen to make everything I have commanded you."
Banned for use of the G word
Banned for anti-alphabetism.
Banned. Anti-alphabetism is allowed here, I think most of us are anti:(Αα)&(Ωω).
Bruno, you are also banned. >:( The Alpha & Omega didn't help me come up with that. My creativity comes from nonconformity.
The above person is hereby banned from the premises for the following list of reasons and must vacate the area immediately! (Unless you are white and armed, in which case please feel free to do as you please, no one will bother you)
- Using symbols and stuff in your banning, definitely not allowed
- Banning multiple persons, bans are limited to one per user at a time
- Using emoji in a ban, that's so 2015
- Blasphemy
- Not knowing how to make tamales
Banned for attempting to enforce blasphemy laws.
Are you sure you know what we are doing here? :???:
Banned for asking questions.
Banned for banning my bff.
Banned for jealousy because I don't have one.
Banned.
:cryandrun:
Banned for pulling faves when banning
You are banned this much:
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I don't need a reason. :P
Banned for getting above yourself and for green.
Banned on behalf of all things green.
Banned for backwards spelling
gnilleps sdarwkcab rof dennaB
OAMLFOR
Banned for talking the mick
Susan Sto Helit called, said to come by and pick up your ban.
Adora Belle Dearheart sends you your ban by clacks.
Banned for banning while sick. You should be resting.
Banned for mollycoddling a tank.
Banned for ganging up on me with my own mom on Facebook.
Banned for being a sensitive delicate little flower
Banned for being Australian.
Banned for banning the aussie. Never met an aussie who wasn't cool.
Banned for thinking Aussies are cool, they're mostly hot and sweaty.
Banned for Northern Hemispherism.
Banned for thinking that Hemispherism is a real 'ism'.
Banned for not being an Aussie
Banned for being an Aussie.
Banned for being a limey.
Banned for not getting the innate superiority of Limeys (with a few notable exceptions but no nationality is perfect).
Everyone's equal in the end ban.
Banned for egalitarian thinking.
Banned for blob fishiness.
Banned for anti blob-fishiness
Banned for not mentioning that tungsten means 'heavy rock'.
Banned for monkeying around.
Banned because we're too busy singing.
Banned for "just tryin' to be friendly".
Banned because you're no longer the "young generation."
Youth is wasted on the young ban.
Banned for not singing along to the song. :( (The Monkees)
Banned because you don't want to hear me singing!
Banned, that's not true.
Some of us are still waiting to see the video where you did an Eric Clapton karaoke. ;)
Quote from: Magdalena on January 11, 2016, 10:03:40 PM
Banned, that's not true.
Some of us are still waiting to see the video where you did an Eric Clapton karaoke. ;)
For the sake of humankind that will never see the light of day.
Quote from: Tank on January 11, 2016, 10:19:52 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 11, 2016, 10:03:40 PM
Banned, that's not true.
Some of us are still waiting to see the video where you did an Eric Clapton karaoke. ;)
For the sake of humankind that will never see the light of day.
Banned because the karaoke was your idea and my ears still haven't recovered. :P
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 12, 2016, 12:21:11 AM
Quote from: Tank on January 11, 2016, 10:19:52 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 11, 2016, 10:03:40 PM
Banned, that's not true.
Some of us are still waiting to see the video where you did an Eric Clapton karaoke. ;)
For the sake of humankind that will never see the light of day.
Banned because the karaoke was your idea and my ears still haven't recovered. :P
This user is permanently banned for not providing access to the rest of the members here at HAF of the aforementioned video of G85 performing karaoke.
However, should such video suddenly become available, possibly posted in the YouTube Video's That Don't Suck Threat, then not only will the permanent banned be lifted, but Favorite Member Status will be heaped upon the member often referred to as Bud, aka BudHorse4.
Bruno is also banned in protest until the aforementioned video is posted.
Banned
No such video has ever existed and with luck never will. Banned for teasing other HAF members.
Quote from: Tank on January 12, 2016, 05:54:11 PM
No such video has ever existed and with luck never will. Banned for teasing other HAF members.
Banned for fostering the creation of a conspiracy because we know the infamous "G85 Eric Clapton Karaoke" exists...and we know one of you folks has it.
Why would Bud make such a comment if said video was not real, hhmmmmmm? (We are skeptics afterall)
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 12, 2016, 04:48:12 PM
Banned because said video is not in my possession
Banned for making false quotes.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on January 12, 2016, 06:29:08 PM
Banned for making false quotes.
Banned for shite disturbing.
Banned for being part of the conspiracy.
Baned for being suspicious.
Banned for being credulous
Banned because screw all of you! ;D
Banned because you wish.
*Ahem*
I would like to ban myself for asking Guardian85 to show us his karaoke talents. Maybe there is no Guardian85/Clapton/karaoke video/Part 1.
Tank and Budhorse4 are probably talking about The Guardian85/Clapton/karaoke video/Part 2. I don't know anything about that one.
Re-banned for not banning the poster above you.
And just to tidy things up, budhorse is banned as well on general principles.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on January 13, 2016, 03:38:03 AM
Re-banned for not banning the poster above you.
And just to tidy things up, budhorse is banned, as well, on general principles.
Banned for quoting yourself.
Someone's going blind ban.
Banned because that is just a myth. ;D
Banned for not sharing your talent for crooning with the rest of us here at HAF.
Banned because saying that Guardian85 is a good crooner is probably a myth also.
--Just like the Eric Clapton karaoke video. That's a myth too. :secrets1:
Banned for telling it like it is. 8)
Hippie-Viking coalition ban.
Banned. There's nothing wrong with a Hippie-Viking coalition.
Look at how the son of a Big friendly Viking and a Happy Hippie atheist turned out:
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Bannes because although the vikings were awesome, hippies were/are not.
Banned for working too hard lately.
Banned for your crazy socialist whimsy.
Hard is never hard enough.
Speak for yourself - banned
Banned for having a nice day out with and planned by your daughter.
Quote from: Davin on January 18, 2016, 02:50:13 PM
Banned for having a nice day out with and planned by your daughter.
Banned for banning Essie Mae for having a nice day out with her daughter, and shame on you for doing so.
Banned for shaming.
Broadcasting the degree in which you spy, makes not for a good spy ban.
Banned because I'm sure at some point in your life you didn't replace the toilet paper roll after using the last square. Bastard.
Banned because you probably did it, too.
Banned for playing the blame game and the "you too" game.
Chateaubriand and cabernet sauvignon ban.
(That's a fancy ban. To go along with those pants of yours, professor.)
Here's a fancy ban:
I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And [I'll ban you, my friend,] cause I got it going on. ~Snoop Dogg.
Oops! Sorry, I forgot you don't like rap music. Now I have to double ban you. :-[
It's gotta be rock and roll music if you wanna dance with me ban.
They see me [banning]
They hatin'
Patrolling they tryin' to catch me [bannin'] dirty.
~Chamillionaire
*There! Guardian85, are you happy now? >:(
;D
Banned for flagrant plagiarism.
Banned for pelagic flagrantism.
Banned.
Just because I want you to ban me, or whoever is above you, so that you say something funny.
You always make me laugh.
I think that was a ban and a compliment. :headscratch:
Usted está prohibido.
Pero no como vos, condenado. ;D
USER IS BANNED FOR HERETICAL LANGUAGE.
CONDENAO, CONDENAO, CONDENAO--CHINGAO!
Banned for use of large, scrolling font.
Banned for using plain, boring text.
Banned for Pink, and on her behalf, as pink is like red but not quite .... and for other good reasons which shall not be mentioned. Because I said so.
Banned for not mentioning.
Banned for being one away from your 4,000 posts party!!
Please ban me, right now.
Ok, per your request you are hereby banned.
Monkey see, monkey do ban.
Banned for monkeying around.
Banned for using monkeys perjoratively.
We're too busy singing to put anybody down, ban.
Banned for singing.
Just for that, you get no soup and a plain and simple ban. (Just for the inconvenience)
Banned because a lady such as her deserves a better grade of ban. 8)
Equal opportunity ban.
Banned for being no one, and therefore not existing. Banned for not existing.
Imaginary friend ban.
A class of modern philosophers posit that supporting local blind people, training the dogs and stuff, isn't the best way to spend the caring dollar.
So much more could be accomplished with a dollar in the benighted lands.
You don't appear to have eyes so I conclude you are blind.
I ban you for diverting dollars better spent elsewhere and your parents for not exposing you to the elements at birth.
Banned for being overly harsh.
Banned because there are no degrees of harshness; you are either harsh in your tone or manner or not harsh in your tone or manner.
It's like coincidences. There are no big coincidences and small coincidences, just coincidences.
Banned for your illegitimate pregnancy. Don't deny it - it's truly disgraceful.
Banned just to lure you here.
Alluring ban
Banned.
I want Ecurb Noselrub to find my ban alluring, not you. :grin:
Banned, just to annoy you :)
Banned for banning just to annoy Magdalena.
Banned, coz there's nowt wrong with that.
Banned! And if you don't want everyone to know why, then wrap up a BLT sandwich and a factory sealed bottle of orange juice to the park at 11:36am and leave it on the bench next to the fourth light post. Also: no police.
Banned and than some.
Just so you know Davin, we the secret few here at HAF know exactly what you are up to, so although you may think you're being all secretive and clandestine, we're watching; oh yes, we are definitely watching you. In fact we've have had our eyes on you for a long, long time....BLT my ass!
Banned for suggesting such a lewd thing with bacon, lettuce and tomato. 8)
Banned because I want to be lured by Magdalena some more, the saucy little wench!
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on February 17, 2016, 10:44:20 PM
Banned because I want to be lured by Magdalena some more, the saucy little wench!
Right now I want to ban you, but not symbolically... :cauldron: literally! :palpatine:
But I can't do that until I get a "yes" or "no" answer from you:
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Banned for scaring me.
Banned!
What happened to all that...
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me."
Hmm!? :foottap:
My God, it's true! Maggie IS a witch!! She turned me into a newt!! Burn her, bur..... uh, ban her, ban her!
Banned for making it official.
Bona fide ban.
Mala fide ban.
Bona o Mala, Bella o Brutta, it doesn't matta', you're banned.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Witches are banned
So that means YOU!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Christians are banned
So that means YOU!
:grin:
Banned for banning in verse.
Banned for being grumpy.
Banned for not showing concern and asking why Guardian85 is grumpy.
Banned for assuming I don't know why G85 is grumpy.
Banned for assuming.
Although you are probably right.
Banned because I haven't banned anyone for ages and I'm having withdrawal symptoms.
Hello, Claireliontamer. You're probably wondering why we've all invited you here. Well, you have a problem, and it's not just hurting yourself. Your addiction to banning people is hurting those around you. You need to stop. We're here to help, but for now you are banned.
Hi, Davin
Hi, Claire
My name is Magdalena
I'm a compulsive banner and I compulsively post gifs.
I've been clean for one night.
My hands are trembling right now.
That's all I can handle, so you are banned.
banned for falling of the ban wagon.
Banned for having a lack of empathy for those dealing with compulsion disorders. Bad Ninja.
Banned, because I'm politically incorrect most of the time.
62% ban
Banned for giving out only a partial ban. It's supposed to be a 100% ban or no ban at all!
Yes, you are right. My remaining 38% is still enough to ban you.
Banned because 38 is such an ugly number it seems so unbalanced.
Quote from: Claireliontamer on February 25, 2016, 06:48:43 PM
Banned because 38 is such an ugly number it seems so unbalanced.
Whoops, while tripping due to my lack of balance, I banned you
Pontiac lays claim to that name ban.
I can tell by the look on your face that you want to be banned.
Banned.
Banned for the self-ban you imposed on yourself. Don't you know how harmful self-banning is?
Here are some of the harmful effects of self-banning to be considered, kindly read and stop doing self-banning once again. (I've hi-lighted some in red that I thought you should be more mindful of, and crossed off a couple I thought were probably not very practical)
1. Self-banning makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body
2. Self-banning creates nervousness and neurological problems
3. Self-banning is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction. (Not sure about this one)
4. Self-banning addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.
5. Self-banning creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.
6. Self-banning causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.
7. Self-banning also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one feeling bad on his own.
8. Getting red hot while self-banning will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.
9. Self-banning cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of a banning practice/ sex organ of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.
10. Self-banning creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn't see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse sexual problems if chance knocks the door.
11. Self-banning leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.
12. Self-banning is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife/husband/partner.
13. Over self-banning reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not self-ban.
14. SThe seminal fluid that gets released on self-banning contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.
15. Ethically self-banning is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.
16. Self-banning wastes your time and makes you useless.
17. The pleasure of Self-banning never lasts for a long time.
18. Self-banning creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.
19. Self-banning is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.
20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.
21. Guys who Self-banning will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can't feel pleasurable for a long time.
Banned for hairy palms.
Banned because that is a myth.
It's still fun to make unfounded accusations. Banned.
Banned.
You must be an attorney. ::)
Banned for picking on attorneys without providing a good attorney joke to justify it.
I'm gonna have to ban you for being correct. I shouldn't pick on attorneys, it's just that I had a bad experience with one, let me tell you about it:
The judge is explaining things.
My attorney turns to me and asks: "Do you understand everything the judge is saying?"
Me: "Yes."
My attorney: "Good, because I don't."
True story. :(
Truth is stranger than fiction ban.
Banned for violation of Rule 39, section xxiv (a).
Banned for changing your avatar. Again!
Speaking of avatars, you are hereby banned for having one that unfortunately reminds me of the Tea Party here in the US...
Banned because of the brand new and exceedingly shiny avatar
Banned for discrimination against ADHD people, who love shiny things. There goes another one!!!
Banned for using the fish fork on the red meat course.
Banned for cutting fish with a steak knife.
Banned for promoting feline dinnerware etiquette
Banned for being so bloody proper.
Banned for saying "bloody", which is such a disturbing word.
Banned, because in the US of A the word "bloody" is less disturbing than "nipple".
Banned for saying the word nipple, without also including words like, whips, chains, melted wax, etc...
Quote from: Magdalena on March 10, 2016, 09:09:25 PM
I'm gonna have to ban you for being correct. I shouldn't pick on attorneys, it's just that I had a bad experience with one, let me tell you about it:
The judge is explaining things.
My attorney turns to me and asks: "Do you understand everything the judge is saying?"
Me: "Yes."
My attorney: "Good, because I don't."
True story. :(
This attorney is banned for not realizing that sort of joke isn't funny to laypeople.
You are banned for banning Mag's trial lawyer who isn't even a member of this forum. You simply can't do that Books, but if we can I hereby ban Donald Trump.
..and Ted Cruz along with the other GOP idiots, plus those Oregon militia people, in fact all militia type people,and racists, and the evil woman who lives across the street from me.
Banned for suggesting I can't do something. Banned also for failing to call Trump Drumpf, and for not including the drunks who have loud fights beneath my window at 3 a.m.
Banned because a triple ban is allowed. That would be a violation of Rule 46, section XVIII (a)7428(3) and (a)7428(4). Possibly (a)7428(5) as well.
Banned. Because you asked for it.
Banned for giving them what they want. make them work for it.
Banned for making me feel bad. :(
You're right, I shouldn't have asked to be banned, I should've said something horrible to someone so that I could've been genuinely banned. (...But it's so hard to be mean when everyone is so nice around here.) :secrets1:
Quote from: Magdalena on March 13, 2016, 06:05:56 PM
Banned for making me feel bad. :(
You're right, I shouldn't have asked to be banned, I should've said something horrible to someone so that I could've been genuinely banned. (...But it's so hard to be mean when everyone is so nice around here.) :secrets1:
Banned for wearing ugly shoes.
Banned. You don't want to see me angry:
(https://itsclaudied.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/when-you-get-so-angry-that.jpg)
:grin:
Banned because I'm in Santa Monica having fun, and you are not. All I wanna do is have some fun.
Banned for a poor imitation of Cyndi Lauper, and "Girls Just Want to Have Fun".
Banned for giving me an ear worm.
But thanks for giving me an excuse to put on some Sabaton and crank it up to eleven.
Banned because now I'm on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, and I feel so out of place.
Banned for feeling that way.
Are they treating you the way they treated Julia Roberts in the the movie, Pretty Woman? >:(
Banned for giving me no reason to ban you.
Banned because it must be subliminal.
Banned for advocating messing with the heads of our members.
Banned for infantilizing the members above you.
Banned for using "infantalizing". I think it means "pouring orange soda on the head of". Yep, I'm pretty sure that's it.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 15, 2016, 09:11:00 PM
Banned for using "infantalizing". I think it means "pouring orange soda on the head of". Yep, I'm pretty sure that's it.
Banned for thinking.
-Nam
Banned for advocating reactionary politics.
Banned for using big words like "politics" and "for".
;)
-Nam
Quote from: Nam on March 16, 2016, 02:08:24 PM
Banned for using big words like "politics" and "for".
;)
-Nam
Ban Nam.
Jean-Claude Van--Nam--Damme Ban
Việt--Nam Ban
Quote from: Magdalena on March 21, 2016, 04:03:16 AM
Quote from: Nam on March 16, 2016, 02:08:24 PM
Banned for using big words like "politics" and "for".
;)
-Nam
Ban Nam.
Jean-Claude Van--Nam--Damme Ban
Việt--Nam Ban
Banned for being a meanie...
:fingerwag: Banned because it was not a mean ban, it was a...
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...Ban
Banned for, "Oh, I'm not a meanie, 'BUT'....."
Banned for forgetting a "T".
You have an extra comma and ellipsis. :P
...I know Bruno... ",but" ::)
,but this time, you're wrong. :grin:
Quote from: Nam on March 16, 2016, 02:08:24 PM
Banned for using big words like "politics" and "for".
;)
-Nam
Banned for not realising there is an implied ' ;) ' in all replies in this thread.
Banned for not knowing I knew and just didn't care.
-Nam
Banned for . . . oh what the heck, just banned. :snooty:
Banned for not giving a heck.
Hanned for not giving a beck.
Banned because now I'm thirsty.
Banned for considering Beck to be drinkable.
Not banning you Tom, as that would have been my response as well, in fact my hats off to you Sir...(surely there is a beer more palatable than Beck's to drink in Norway?)
So I ban the next person to come along for being late to the party.
:foottap:
Banned.
You can't ban the person below you, only the person above you.
Banned for not coloring outside the lines.
Banned for not being sterner when you banned Mags, you should have said, "BANNED FOR TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO"!
:cryandrun:
Banned.
Banned for writing this in another thread: "Can I substitute an item...like...a pussy for something else?", as it made me conjure up impure thoughts.
I'm banning you because I'm not sure why you banned Mags for simply wanting to replace her old current pussy for either a new one or something completely different?
Banned because we're not talking about, Mags. >:(
We were talking about Islam Afterlife Poontang. WTF am I gonna do with 72 female virgins? Hmm? >:(
WTF would you do with 72 male virgins? Hmm!? >:(
Quote from: Magdalena on March 24, 2016, 08:11:17 PM
Banned because we're not talking about, Mags. >:(
We were talking about Islam Afterlife Poontang. WTF am I gonna do with 72 female virgins? Hmm? >:(
WTF would you do with 72 male virgins? Hmm!? >:(
Banned for doubling down.
Here is Bruce's post:
"Can I substitute an item...like...my pussy for something else?"
Banned because it said, "a" not "my." Also, you never said what you would do with 72 male virgins.
Banned for not knowing your Quran, for it is written:
In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of Jannah (Paradise). This concept is grounded in Qur'anic text which describe a sensual Paradise where believing men are rewarded by being wed to virgins with "full grown", "swelling" or "pears-shaped" breasts.[2][3] Conversly, women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him".[4]
I repeat: and they "will be satisfied with him"
Praise Asmo!
QuoteConversly, women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him"
Banned because that sounds like an order, not a fact. :P
You're both banned because this is a banning fest, not a religious discussion. :foottap:
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Banned for multiple violations, to include:
-Not banning the poster above you.
-Posting in Spanglish
-Inserting a GIF onto a non-gif thread.
-Referring to El Bruno as a Nino.
-Using Jack Black in aforementioned GIF.
Banned for being anal.
-Nam
Banned.
First, boobs, then Poontang, complimentary dessert vouchers, now anal. It's been an interesting week. :popcorn:
Banned for trying to make next week less interesting.
Banned for being 3 chimps yet not capable of evolving to a higher species.
Banned because there are no "higher species", just different species.
Banned for always being so damn right. Geesh.
Banned for obsequiousness and a servile attitude. You should have excoriated her unmercifully. Blehhh!
Banned because this is an atheist forum, we only excoriate gods unmercifully, not wonderful humans.
...But not Him, The Asmo. :nu-uh: He's different.
This an atheist forum? Damn! I didn't get no memo. Banned for not sending me a memo.
-Nam
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyoursmiles.org%2Ftsmile%2Fsecret%2Ft9009.gif&hash=8ff9630b31a0264f04d7e6f110bfa7336210bef5) Banned because our dear, Ecurb Noselrub is a Christian, and he needs to be reminded sometimes that things are backwards, here.
I know you know where you are. ;D
Banned for probing. It is obvious that banning before you have moral certainty is worthy of banning. Alien anal probes are hereby submitted to the jury for peer review.
Banned for using me as an alien anal probe (not going to walk straight for a week).
-Nam
Banned for allowing yourself to be used in such an ignominious fashion.
Banned for victim blaming.
Banned for not victim blaming.
-Nam
Banned for adding a "not" and thinking that you had done something original and insightful.
All y'all are banned for over anal-yzing things.
Banned.
Yeah. That's it! What? That's what I thought.
-Nam
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 27, 2016, 12:51:09 AM
Banned for adding a "not" and thinking that you had done something original and insightful.
Special Ban: for thinking I think like that.
-Nam
Quote from: Nam on March 28, 2016, 10:01:36 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 27, 2016, 12:51:09 AM
Banned for adding a "not" and thinking that you had done something original and insightful.
Special Ban: for thinking I think like that.
-Nam
Banned for not realising I know how you think.
Banned for thought policing.
Quote from: Tank on March 28, 2016, 12:06:55 PM
Quote from: Nam on March 28, 2016, 10:01:36 AM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on March 27, 2016, 12:51:09 AM
Banned for adding a "not" and thinking that you had done something original and insightful.
Special Ban: for thinking I think like that.
-Nam
Banned for not realising I know how you think.
Banned for thinking you know that I know how I think.
-Nam
Banned for jumping the banning queue.
A quite predictable occurrence :grin:
Banned because...irony! :P
This is totally an ironic ban.
Banned for channeling Alanis Morissette.
Banned for thinking her song "ironic" was actually ironic.
-Nam
That's ironic, because I don't. Banned.
You referenced it so banned. Double banned. Tripled banned!!!!
(I just exploded. Ha ha can't ban me. I'm dead)
-Nam
Banned for being a suicide banner.
Banned because you can't ban a suicide banner, or as some call them: divine wind, or kamikaze.
Banned for the mental image caused by the words divine wind.
Banned for making me laugh. :snicker:
Banned for making me fart.
Banned from the grave.
-Nam
Hey look!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.toyshopuk.co.uk%2Fassets%2Fgfx%2Fofficial-ghostbusters-logo.jpg&hash=e52ba07b1209280eeb506385f7c5172dfe6e4d5d)
I'm banning a ghost.
Banned for being a Friendly Viking.
Vikings were badass, not friendly,...man up!
Banned for reminding Vikings who they are - that could mean the end of civilization.
Banned for not wanting the world to end.
In addition, I ban myself for saying such a thing.
-Nam
Berserker ban! :cartoonviking:
Bored ban.
+1
I'm more bored than you ban.
I'm tired and hangry ban.
Banned for using the portmanteau and neologism "hangry" and thus further corrupting the King's English.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on April 03, 2016, 11:48:09 AM
I'm tired and hangry ban.
Banned for misspelling "hungry". It's HUNGARY!
Or Turkey...I forget.
-Nam
Banned for not knowing Turkey is what you can have if you are Hungary. (OK,OK, I'm tired).
Banned for being lame.
-Nam
Quote from: Nam on April 05, 2016, 04:53:56 AM
Banned for being lame.
-Nam
Banned, just because...
Banned for not having a specific reason to ban.
Banned for banning someone but unbanned because he was lame, too but then banned again because it be the rules.
-Nam
Banned, for nitpicking.
Banned for having lice.
-Nam
Banned for banning too much.
Banned for banning a guy who's just trying to help the staff in banning people who need or I believe they need to be banned. I mean, dude, why you picking on me? What did I ever do to you? Did I call you baldy in a past life? I mean, man, why do you have to be so mean? I've been nothing but nice and cordial since being here and this is the thanks I get?
You're such a big meanie!!!!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frs690.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fvv265%2Fmercyjohnsoon%2Fcrying.gif%7Ec200&hash=f59ae32fa64eac788223abc2da7b6d2be883db9d)
-Nam
Banned for crocodile tears. :smileshake:
See you later alligator ban.
No one's back! :)
...and now I have to ban you again. :(
Sorry, goodbye.
I ban myself.
Ha ha
-Nam
You'll go blind doing that ban.
Banned because you look like someone who would know about that sort of thing...you have no eyeballs! :o
Banned for being completely unsympathetic to those persons who cannot see.
Banned because I haven't banned anyone in awhile, and you're available.
Banned for making me feel like unwanted, chopped liver. "I was available"
Whatever!
Banned for saying "Whatever" like a teenage girl. Unless you are a teenage girl then I retract but still ban you because you said "whatever" like a teenage girl.
-Nam
Banned for not realising that Bruno is a 50 year old man with the body of a 16 year old girl.
A girl that can pass for an old man.
Banned for the imagery.
-Nam
Banned for mentioning the imagery and making me go look.
Banned for blaming someone else for what you did.
-Nam
Banned
Blaming someone else for what you did is advocated by the code.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on April 07, 2016, 03:37:43 PM
Banned
Blaming someone else for what you did is advocated by the code.
Banned for setting up another damn account. Tank should just rename you the magic pudding every time you do it and fix your avatar to the original.
Quote from: Crow on April 07, 2016, 03:49:28 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on April 07, 2016, 03:37:43 PM
Banned
Blaming someone else for what you did is advocated by the code.
Banned for setting up another damn account. Tank should just rename you the magic pudding every time you do it and fix your avatar to the original.
Agreed, but nevertheless banned for making me agree with you when I am in an otherwise disagreeable mood.
Banned for agreeing with wrongness.
Banned for not being rich enough to be a nickel.
-Nam
Banned for be the only bannable person when I look at this thread.
Banned because if you can't ban the one you want to ban, ban the one you're with--and that will be Nam--always. :grin:
I get one super-ban because I was never banned after post #565 above, which entitles me to extra ban-width. I've decided to use it all on you. BANNED!!!!!
To be super-banned by a genuine witch hunter...
It's an honor.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/6a/53/1e/6a531e61e390a09390e1c7ac79911ca0.jpg)
Thank you.
You've made me feel special.
Quote from: Magdalena on April 07, 2016, 10:23:15 PM
Banned because if you can't ban the one you want to ban, ban the one you're with--and that will be Nam--always. :grin:
Aww that's sweet.
Oh, I ban me not banning you.
-Nam
Banned for being cloyingly affectionate.
Quote from: Nam on April 07, 2016, 11:34:36 PM
Oh, I ban me not banning you.
-Nam
As if that's even possible. :snicker:
Banned.
Now I'm confused. Banned.
Quote from: Essie Mae on April 07, 2016, 11:37:56 PM
Banned for being cloyingly affectionate.
Sorry, didn't meant to skip you.
You are banned because there's no such thing as being "cloyingly affectionate!" >:(
Quote from: Essie Mae on April 07, 2016, 11:44:27 PM
Now I'm confused. Banned.
I think we're all banning too much and too fast. :o
Banned for not acknowledging the horror that is "cloying". And y'all banned for not practicing the Golden Mean when banning.
Quote from: Magdalena on April 07, 2016, 11:43:15 PM
Quote from: Nam on April 07, 2016, 11:34:36 PM
Oh, I ban me not banning you.
-Nam
As if that's even possible. :snicker:
Banned.
Quote from: Essie Mae on April 07, 2016, 11:44:27 PM
Now I'm confused. Banned.
Nam has banned himself soooooo many times, but he's still here.
He is not going anywhere. ;D
I don't like to be the one who brings them in, but this a case for the HAF SAS. Nam IS banned.
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED DOWN TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER BANNING, REPEAT THIS THREAD IS IN LOCKDOWN
I put my mod hat on and am banning the whole lot of you for banicide, this shit has got to stop. (A mod-hat for those of you who are curious is nothing more than one of those cheap trucker-hats you can buy at the gas/petrol station)
So that's it, no more banning on this thread I'm warning all of you, and don't make me come back!
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on April 08, 2016, 01:56:04 AM
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED DOWN TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER BANNING, REPEAT THIS THREAD IS IN LOCKDOWN
I put my mod hat on and am banning the whole lot of you for banicide, this shit has got to stop. (A mod-hat for those of you who are curious is nothing more than one of those cheap trucker-hats you can buy at the gas/petrol station)
So that's it, no more banning on this thread I'm warning all of you, and don't make me come back!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.totalprosports.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2Fref-scard-flinches-at-ball-2.gif&hash=56a1f455a88fba55d008b12b14bc3dd22f9aee15)
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on April 08, 2016, 01:56:04 AM
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED DOWN TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER BANNING, REPEAT THIS THREAD IS IN LOCKDOWN
I put my mod hat on and am banning the whole lot of you for banicide, this shit has got to stop. (A mod-hat for those of you who are curious is nothing more than one of those cheap trucker-hats you can buy at the gas/petrol station)
So that's it, no more banning on this thread I'm warning all of you, and don't make me come back!
Or you'll turn the thread around and take us home?
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on April 08, 2016, 01:56:04 AM
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED DOWN TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER BANNING, REPEAT THIS THREAD IS IN LOCKDOWN
I put my mod hat on and am banning the whole lot of you for banicide, this shit has got to stop. (A mod-hat for those of you who are curious is nothing more than one of those cheap trucker-hats you can buy at the gas/petrol station)
So that's it, no more banning on this thread I'm warning all of you, and don't make me come back!
Banned for being overly dramatic.
-Nam
Banned for not respecting the cheap trucker-hat.
Banned for being into trucker hats.
-Nam
Banned for upsetting Bruno - once he has been woken from his ususal somnolent state, be very afraid ........
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on April 08, 2016, 06:52:19 AM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on April 08, 2016, 01:56:04 AM
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED DOWN TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER BANNING, REPEAT THIS THREAD IS IN LOCKDOWN
I put my mod hat on and am banning the whole lot of you for banicide, this shit has got to stop. (A mod-hat for those of you who are curious is nothing more than one of those cheap trucker-hats you can buy at the gas/petrol station)
So that's it, no more banning on this thread I'm warning all of you, and don't make me come back!
Or you'll turn the thread around and take us home?
Yes that is correct everyone buckle back up because I'm turning the old Wagoner around, we're heading home...and you Book's are grounded.
The rest of ye' are banned once again. (Except Essie, cuz' she's nice)
Banned for leaving me out of it - I don't like being on my own. Maybe I could do some good amongst the recidivists.
Banned for being afraid of loneliness. It's fun. Except the sex.
-Nam
Oh! My Asmo!
Nobody has banned you yet?
I didn't have time to ban you this morning, I thought, "By the time I come here again, he's gonna be banned."
But no, here you are still waiting to be banned, again.
We've banned you many times this week. I banned you many times this week...I am tired.
But I will band you just one more time, and that's it. ;D
Banned for misspelling banned on purpose.
-Nam
Ban that AutoCorrect! :grrr:
;D
Banned for teh many things you do that are wrong, so many in fact that it nay impossible to list them all, butt I shall try.
The way you walk in flip flops.
For standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.
Your explanations that begin with the word "Again".
How you leave your dirty dishes in the sink (Or on the counter directly above the dishwasher).
When I'm eating candy and you ask if you can have the red one.
When you use Airline speak (like: "The lavatories ARE equipped with smoke detectors, so DO refrain...")
How you like to take up 2 parking spaces when you park your Buick.
Your snoring.
How you won't silence that annoying sound your phone makes when typing. (Sounds like: Blllck, Blckk, Bllck)
You don't put the coffee cream away, ever.
Don't close the door to the bathroom.
How you can't make tamales.
How you curse at me in Spanish, (Idiota, stupido, etc...)
You eat my secret food stash.
Oh, Bruno, stop! :smileshake:
You don't mean all that.
Is this about me Namming Ban? I mean, me banning Nam so much?
I know I said I didn't like him when he came here, but he's not so bad. He enjoys banning more than you do, so I take advantage of the opportunity, besides, you don't bring me flowers anymore. :cryandrun:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I made this ban,
Especially for you.
I'd ban you but I quite liked that so you get a free pass.
Gandalf is disappointed in you ban.
Banned because this...this...."Gandalf" can be as disappointed as he/she wants...But nothing, No one, will change the amount of admiration I feel for Tank--Nothing--No One--Oh, wait, that's you. :(
Banned because I wanted to get in on this. Someone had to be first.
You've never been banned!
I get to be the first to ban you!
I am so happy!
This is a virgin ban!
:frolic:
Banned for popping cherries.
Banned for not using syrup.
-Nam
Banned because syrup was, in fact, used - I was there. It was a very sticky situation.
Banned for not inviting me. I know I'm nude...new...but dude...ever heard of sharing?
-Nam
Since you feel left out, this ban is all yours.
Accepts ban in birthday suit. Happy belated birthday. I give you a gift of a ban.
-Nam
Banned for a grammatical faux pas, as it is not "Happy Belated Birthday"!!!!! It's "Belated Happy Birthday"!!!! Dammit. The birthday is not belated. It's the same day it always is. What is belated is the greeting!!! Say it over and over: Belated Happy Birthday; Belated Happy Birthday; Belated Happy Birthday, etc.
Banned! Man! >:( This is not about whether the birthday or the greeting is belated, this is about 'the visualisation' of Nam accepting and giving a ban in his 'birthday suit'. ;D
That image...Oh god get it out...BAN BAN BAN
Banned for making me laugh out loud. :lol:
Banned because everyone needs to laugh now and then.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 11, 2016, 03:17:59 AM
Banned for a grammatical faux pas, as it is not "Happy Belated Birthday"!!!!! It's "Belated Happy Birthday"!!!! Dammit. The birthday is not belated. It's the same day it always is. What is belated is the greeting!!! Say it over and over: Belated Happy Birthday; Belated Happy Birthday; Belated Happy Birthday, etc.
Happy belated birthday to you, too.
-Nam
Quote from: Magdalena on April 11, 2016, 04:14:44 AM
Banned! Man! >:( This is not about whether the birthday or the greeting is belated, this is about 'the visualisation' of Nam accepting and giving a ban in his 'birthday suit'. ;D
Banned for not wanting to picture me naked:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FJsLJrTu.jpg&hash=3bd0abee32f4aecc3ce6dcfb463b4607f275ffe8)
;)
-Nam
Banned for wearing invisible sun glasses.
Quote from: Tank on April 11, 2016, 12:47:33 PM
Banned for wearing invisible sun glasses.
Banned for making me fake cry.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frs690.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fvv265%2Fmercyjohnsoon%2Fcrying.gif%7Ec200&hash=f59ae32fa64eac788223abc2da7b6d2be883db9d)
-Nam
banned for crocodile tears.
Banned! Those are round head dude tears!
-Nam
Banned for humble bragging
Humble? Banned for using incorrect word in description of my sentiment.
-Nam
Banned because my excuse is text tones make it impossible to tell anyways
I am banning the person below me for having the audacity to ban the person above them....WHO IS ME!!!!
-Nam
Banned for pre-banning and failing to ban the person above you, in violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).
Wait a minute, Nam! You can't do that. >:( >:(
If you ban someone before they ban you...that's like time travel, or something, and that's not allowed here. That's cheating! You can't use your Super Nam Powers, here!
Banned for blinding me with science.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 11, 2016, 10:32:25 PM
Banned for pre-banning and failing to ban the person above you, in violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).
I ban you for taking your,
Guardian of Reason Title, waaaaayyyyy too serious.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on April 11, 2016, 10:33:55 PM
Banned for blinding me with science.
Do you see what
Nam did? Now I'm behind schedule. :o
You guys are posting faster than I can ban.
Double whammy ban.
Quote from: Magdalena on April 11, 2016, 10:33:07 PM
Wait a minute, Nam! You can't do that. >:( >:(
If you ban someone before they ban you...that's like time travel, or something, and that's not allowed here. That's cheating! You can't use your Super Nam Powers, here!
Show me that rule.
Oh...I bend you o....um....ban you....my bad.
-Nam
Quote from: Nam on April 12, 2016, 12:40:43 AM
Show me that rule.
Oh...I bend you o....um....ban you....my bad.
-Nam
Quote from: No one on April 11, 2016, 11:40:04 PM
Double whammy ban.
Your wish is my command. :grin:
Aqui va....
Quote from: Nam on April 12, 2016, 12:40:43 AM
Show me that rule.
Violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 11, 2016, 10:32:25 PM
Banned for pre-banning and failing to ban the person above you, in violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).
Quote from: Nam on April 12, 2016, 12:40:43 AM
....my bad.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/a6823cf71d29e77094ea066fd500a531/tumblr_mglr09t6NY1qbydpto5_250.gif)
...Eww.
Much like a brook, you're babbling, therefore you receive a ban.
Calm down....
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwp10667067.server-he.de%2Fwcf%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fmeditation.gif&hash=4575f933c6d432e40cb67cc2dca468b49ba25a53)
You're right.
I mean,
You're banned
for being right.
Quote from: Magdalena on April 12, 2016, 02:25:26 AM
Your wish is my command. :grin:
Aqui va....
Quote from: Nam on April 12, 2016, 12:40:43 AM
Show me that rule.
Violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 11, 2016, 10:32:25 PM
Banned for pre-banning and failing to ban the person above you, in violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).
No, that I can't use my "Super Nam powers". Where's that rule?
;)
-Nam
My bad.
Did I say, "Super Nam Powers?" I meant to say, "Super Man Powers." You can't use your Super Man Powers, here.
Go ahead, you can use your Super Nam Powers.
Only The Asmo can use His Super Man Powers, here--and pretty much anywhere he wants to.
Nam = Man backwards
You are banned for that
My dear, Apathy.
You are banned because I just imagined you laughing right after you banned me:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.kinja-img.com%2Fgawker-media%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Ft_original%2Fvjbp5wsvkni5q3cxw9mk.png&hash=25deb4415db74b9e58d6ed1a80b221c31d25d35e)
Haha hra wrrah aha Heh heeha rrreh arahha
Quote from: Apathy on April 12, 2016, 05:07:29 AM
Nam = Man backwards
You are banned for that
Wow! You can spell.
So can I....BANNED!
-Nam
Banned for post skipping
I don't know what you're talking about....oh, yer banned.
-Nam
It's much easier not know things sometimes ban.
Banned for "apathy"
Name calling ban.
I'm banning you because for the first time in a long time, the last person to post when I got here was not Nam.
Preferential treatment ban.
I enjoy banning No one.
No one is here to be banned.
No one is banned.
Banned for making my head hurt with that post.
Ha!
Banned for showing me how much your head hurts.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=106;type=avatar)
Sadistic ban.
Psychological projection ban.
Baby Brother Harassment Ban. X2
Tattling ban
Titling ban.
Titty ban. Woohoo!
-Nam
Banning titty ban
Banned for caring a little bit.
I can't think of a reason to ban you. :tellmemore:
:grin:
Reasonless ban.
Asmo commands that I ban you.
:fingerwag:
Banned because He is THE Asmo, not Asmo.
If I were you, I would call Him, "Asmodean, The Omni-Merciful Gray God" --Like, right now! :run!:
Baal eats any Asmo for breakfast ban.
Banned for insulting our Grey Lord The Asmo.
BTW where is he these days?
Banned for scaring the hell out of us.
Glad you're back.
Banned for banning Git.
Banned because banning someone is the best way to keep them around. No one who was under a ban has ever died yet.
(cough, cough) I'm dying. I'm dying. Banned for not caring about the dying.
-Nam
Banned for spreading your disease
Banned for not helping me cure it.
-Nam
Banned because you were God's Anointed But Took a Shower, and that's why you have the sniffles.
Banned for blaming the shower
I ban the shower. Too much fuckin' lime!
(I live in the boonies, lime is put in the well water for those who couldn't connect a to b)
-Nam
You are banned because I can't connect a to b, but I can connect c to d. If you have a problem with lime, why don't you ask them to put lemons instead?
Banned for bad humor! NO SOUP FOR YOU!
-Nam
...But...but...
Banned! Misspelled butt twice.
-Nam
Banned for spelling "Butt" wrong.
Both of you are banned.
Sigmund Freud would've found both of you fascinating specimens.
I would've suggested he sprays both of you with Axe products, that would take care of everything.
Banned. I already use Axe products.
-Nam
Hallmark moment ban.
Banned! Hallmark sucks. They bleep out words from classic shows like Cheers.
-Nam
Banned for being outside the "NORM!".
Banned because it's a dog eat dog world Ecurb, and your wearing Milk Bone underwear.
banned for not telling us how you know what type of underwear Ecurb wears.
Banned for once again with the thought, the image, the horror.
Banned because it's Friday!!! :frolic: ...and on Fridays it's forbidden to imagine or talk about what type of underwear Ecurb wears.
Banned for mentioning my underwear on Friday.
For the curious: boxers, Fruit of the Loom, elastic waist band, various colors and patterns, no Milk Bones.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 15, 2016, 03:02:22 PM
Banned for mentioning my underwear on Friday.
For the curious: boxers, Fruit of the Loom, elastic waist band, various colors and patterns, no Milk Bones.
Banned because I know for a fact you rarely wear underwear, yet when you do it's something rather unusual. Which is why chicks dig you so much.
Banned for underwear envy.
Banned.
Enough with the underwear and the naked middle-aged man image.
:la la la la:
Banned because we know secretly that's an image you rather like, and think about often. Ha!
Banned for projecting. ;D
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 15, 2016, 03:32:45 PM
Banned for projecting. ;D
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.easyfreesmileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Ffree-happy-smileys-296.gif&hash=8bf081845872c05fd686d8c7d326a2b74d5cd4b4)
;D
Banned. Because I have a cold and my mind is clouded with cold blah...
-Nam
Banned for medicine
Banned for spurious reasons.
Banned for reasoning spuriously.
Wham bam nam ban.
Banned for sounding like that brat on the Flintstones.
(https://pattisoriginals.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/bambam.gif)
Yabba dabba doo ban.
Gnarly ban.
Go back to the 80s ban.
-Nam
Eat my shorts ban.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FWOjy315.gif&hash=4cfcdb89d15b411953659ed0473703bb44f9520b)
-Nam
Just for that, you are thoroughly banned
(https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv295%2FLiquidGlass%2F901225.gif&key=nK8bfED4-nscANyOuaxw9Q)
-Nam
Nam and No One are both banned to the nearest hotel room.
If you're not paying then BANNED!
-Nam
Banned.
For 7 days.
For calling another member an asshole.
And meaning it.
In a bad way.
Quote from: Tank on April 16, 2016, 05:29:19 PM
Banned.
For 7 days.
For calling another member an asshole.
And meaning it.
In a bad way.
I'd ban you but I'm a little scared. :P
Banned, you scaredycat.
Banned because the word you're looking for is "cautious."
Banned for putting words in my mouth. Gotta be my girlfriend before you get to do that.
Banned for clipping our banning wings.
Banned because my Apache relatives would take your feathers anyway.
Banned because now I'm susceptible to drafts.
Banned for susceptibility.
Banned for draft evasion
Oooohhhh, double ban! Because reasons!
Banned for not saying hello the other day in the market, you simply walked by and pretended you didn't know me, now I haz sads. :'(
Banned because she ignored you for fear that you would lock her in your garage with your invisible dragon. Your dragon is invisible, you know.
Nothing to fear, but fear itself ban.
Banned for not fearing the dark when you should.
Better to light a candle than curse the darkness ban.
Banned because I am the Night! *Jumps off building into glide mode*
Banned because, ah, well, ah, you're banned.
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https://youtu.be/6GEFwiXWieM
Banned because now there is running and screaming.
Inciting pandemonium ban.
Banned for not knowing Apathy is a huge fan of pandemonium--chaos.
Apathy, I got you something...
I hope you like it.
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:snicker:
Banned for not letting go of the "Middle Age" guy fetish apparently, and being a "Woman of Fire"!!
...Whatever that means...ban...
...Peace, my brother...
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Quote from: Magdalena on April 19, 2016, 04:18:00 AM
...Whatever that means...ban...
...Peace, my brother...
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Now, get this! We ain't partners. We ain't brothers. And we ain't friends. I'm puttin' you down and keepin' you down....ban!
If you can correctly guess what movie that is from I will lift the ban.
Banned for thinking I'm as old as you are, that's probably from a black and white movie. ::)
Brotherly love to you too. :P
Yes that's it, peace and love, no longer shall I ban others. "May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit"
Banned.
I'm NOT a nun.
Snap out of it, Bruno! >:(
Banned for not being able to guess the name of the film when asked even though the name of the image was "tony-stark-at-senate.jpg" and making a light joke to divert attention from not knowing.
Banned. What's your point?
Quote from: Magdalena on April 19, 2016, 10:27:12 PM
Banned. What's your point?
Banned for insinuating a point needed to be made.
Banned.
I'm NOT Davin.
Snap out of it, Crow! >:(
:grin:
Banned for banning me for thinking you're Davin. And have an extra ban just for not wanting to be Davin.
Banned because I didn't say, "I don't want to be Davin." I said, "You're confusing me with Davin."
I want to be like him, but he's so smart, and cool, funny, and awesome...There's no way I can be all that. :sad sigh:
Quote from: Magdalena on April 19, 2016, 10:59:18 PM
Banned because I didn't say, "I don't want to be Davin." I said, "You're confusing me with Davin."
I want to be like him, but he's so smart, and cool, funny, and awesome...There's no way I can be all that. :sad sigh:
Banned because you could be like Davin, you just need a big tattoo of me on your chest.
:rofl:
Banned.
Hilarity ensues ban
Banned because I had a bad day and you are my victims that I will take out my aggression on until further notice.
Banned to make your bad day worse.
Murphy's law ban
Murphy was an American imposter, "Sods Law" ban.
*Ahem*
I think I should ban you so that Davin can ban me--I deserve it. :(
But it was Crow's fault and I'm gonna go talk about it on another forum.
Banned for getting in the way of me banning Mags.
Banning Davin, so Mags can ban me, so Apathy can ban Mags, so Davin can ban Apathy, so,...
"Gosh Darn It, Apathy!" >:(
Thank you, Bruno de la Pole.... :)
Go ahead, Davin, ban me. :tellmemore:
Banned because you know you secretly want me to ban you....anyway, I got the banning order mine up. I think it's Davin's turn?
Yes, Bruno, I want you to ban me as much as I want a tattoo of Crow on my chest. :fingertap:
Banned because "THAT'S A LOT" of banning!
Banned.
:slapfight:
Hurry up, Davin, I can't do this all day.
Quote from: Magdalena on April 20, 2016, 07:44:20 PM
Banned.
:slapfight:
Hurry up, Davin, I can't do this all day.
Banned because like I said, "THAT'S A LOT" of banning!! ;D
Banned.
Davin is gone. :sad sigh:
Banned for scaring Poor Wittle Davin away. :poke:
Banned because now Davin is banning Mags and blaming Mags for getting in the way of banning Mags.
Banned again, for not letting me take a break for a few minutes.
Idle hands are the devil's workshop ban.
Ooooh! Speak of the devil... :smilenod:
Banned for speaking of devils. And for trying to avoid my bans.
Banned because you're not that bad, I mean, the devil is not that bad. :smileshake:
And I'm not avoiding your bans, I'm actually looking forward to them...but these guys get in the way. :grrr:
Thread crossover ban:
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The "Forum Cross Over", don't mess with Tank ban!
Banned! >:(
Davin can do whatever he wants here. He has seniority over you...but not Tank. :shifty:
Tank has a hammer.
That's what she said ban.
Banned for all this monkey business.
Last train to Clarksville ban.
I'm a Believer Ban.
Disappointment haunts your dreams ban.
Banned for making me laugh. That's right, I hate laughing.
Don't look in the mirror then ban
Ha-ha, good one...ban. ;D
Jealous of my Jeff Goldblum resemblance ban
I ban you because that is true. There's something about the way you he looks... :)
:secrets1: I don't know, must be that "middle-age man" thing, Bruno says I got going on--right now. ::)
...But I just remembered...Bruno is 50-something...Maybe he has that "middle-age man" thing, going on. :snicker:
Banned
Banned for simply "Banning" that poster above you, when you should have came down hard and really "BANNED her for disclosing personal information about another member on this site....
Bruno is 50-something...Maybe he has that "middle-age man" thing, going on.I'm 50, and I can kick, stretch, ...and kick again.
Banning myself for being so fucking banal about banning especially in such an serious thread...because banning is bad bad bad.
Banned for not even giffing it in, and instead youtubing it in. Even if it was only one post out of 807. :lol:
Banned because I Googled, "blessing her holy hooves," and there's a picture of you!
I'm not kidding!
:lol:
Banned for internet stalking.
Banned because there's a picture of you too! :grin:
*You see, Tank? What did I tell you? :sad sigh:
--Please continue...
Banned for paranoia
." Said, the man who carries a hammer in his hand, always. :P
Banned for yet again, not banning the poster above you.
Banned because Tank can't be banned. It is forbidden. :nu-uh:
And I don't want to ban him anyways. :P
Banned for not rising above our tyrannical overlord.
(JkpleasedontbanmeTank)
Quote from: Magdalena on April 21, 2016, 06:05:15 PM
Banned because I Googled, "blessing her holy hooves," and there's a picture of you!
I'm not kidding!
:lol:
Banned for not also mentioning it also includes an actual picture of Budhorse, DJ's old avatar, and Joeactor dressed in bling.
Oh and TMP
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Banned because I did not see TMP, but I did see one of Guardian85. I guess only those who truly bless her holy hooves are there. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fboards.buffalobills.com%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fnotworthy.gif&hash=13382c977802a95683b13a10aa5f9fe72b4be80c)
Oh, and thank you. I almost believed that I was a stalker and a paranoid person. :shifty:
:whew:
Almost felt sorry for banning you ban
Banned for having "Feelings" yes you were..."caught red-handed showing feelings...
Showing feelings of an almost human nature..."
Just another brick in th wall ban.
Floydian ban.
Hey! Gaurdian! Leave the kids alone! Ban.
Banned because everyone knows that Money is be best Pink Floyd song
Banned from the dark side of the moon.
Banned and "Shine on You Crazy Diamond".
Banned because "which one's pink?"
Banned because now I can't get this out of my head:
4/20 is over
ban
Hi, Apathy,
Listen, we're having a party, both Tom and Davin had birthdays this week. I was wondering if you would like to come to the party. Crow and Bruno said to bring cake and ice cream...I don't know what that's about, but if you could bring a cake and some ice cream, that would be great!
If you don't come to our party, I'll just have to ban you, it's up to you.
Also, please tell, No one to come.
I don't mean, no one, I mean, No one.
:???:
Wait are you serious? And what are you doing up at 1 am? Where do you live? What do you do? Are you...are you a time lord?
I have wonderful ice cream. I think you guys just want me for my ice cream. And don't say there wasn't enough time to look at the post in the other thread with my AWESOME ice cream, have a conversation, and decide I should bring some. Because 18 seconds is plenty of seconds. I have wonderful ice cream though.
Banned.
1. You didn't answer the question.
2. I don't know what a time lord is.
3. It's only 10:00 PM here.
4-5-6-7-8-9 and 10. Those are questions you ask a woman at the party, not here.
:grin:
That just proves to me you want my ice cream.
Quote from: Apathy on April 23, 2016, 06:10:19 AM
Wait are you serious? And what are you doing up at 1 am? Where do you live? What do you do? Are you...are you a time lord?
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I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ban you again...
I just imagined you asking me those exact questions, in that order, at a party.
"Wait are you serious? And what are you doing up at 1 am? Where do you live? What do you do? Are you...are you a time lord?"
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That's what I do at parties. I get real drunk and everything gets fun. Shameless self indulgence. But it's clear you won't have ice cream as good as deez since you BANNED me
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I'm sorry but if we can't be honest with each other about your level of seriousness then we can't be friends and I might have to ban you too. I desire LOVELY GLORIOUS HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS
:lol: Banned because this is getting weird.
Banned because I like being weird
Baned with one n because I find your weird dul
Banned because you're like a bad penny, or something.
See a penny pick it up,
and all day long
you're banned, buttercup.
No one is banned for not coming to the Davin and Tom birthday party last night.
Quote from: Magdalena on April 23, 2016, 06:52:02 PM
No one is banned for not coming to the Davin and Tom birthday party last night.
Mags is banned for being such an incredibly nice person and one of my bestest friends on the internetz....peace my sista, peace!
Awwwww...That's so sweet! :hug:
I feel the same way about you and Crow, and Davin, and Apathy, and No one, and Mr. Fancy Pants, and all the weirdos here!
Oh! I ban you because it looks as if you really enjoyed me breaking a ruler on your head. You want me to do it again? :snicker:
This is no place for pleasantries ban!
Apathetic ban.
On point ban.
Banned for being pointy.
Banned for "pointing" that out.
Banned because that's a good point.
Banned because this is becoming "pointless"
Banned because I don't know what you're pointing at.
Banned to make a point.
Big pointy stick ban
Banned for not pointing out the safety hazards of big pointy sticks.
Well rounded bans ban.
Toddler toy ban.
Always look at the bright side ban.
Monty Python ban - none shall pass.
Long overdue ban.
Monday morning ban.
Full of snot ban.
Personal problem ban.
Banned because I wish I knew a little bit more about you so that I could ban you on a more personal level.
Banned for being nosey.
Banned because No one has been banning me for months, and I think it's time we got to know each other a little bit better.
...Oh, by the way, it's an honor to ban you--again. :hug:
Ban before No One does it.
Banned because someone has to.
Chidori ban
Pop corn ban
Limey ban.
Hominidae ban.
He-Man Women Haters Club Ban!
Banned because the first rule of The He-Man Women Haters Club is:
You do not talk about The He-Man Women Haters Club.
Ecurb Noselrub, and/or OldGit can give you the specific rule number. :reading:
~I'm busy right now.
Quote from: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 02:34:51 AM
Banned because the first rule of The He-Man Women Haters Club is:
You do not talk about The He-Man Women Haters Club.
Ecurb Noselrub, and/or OldGit can give you the specific rule number. :reading:
~I'm busy right now.
Is it the first rule?
Banned for not banning me.
Yes. My bad. Rule One: Violation of Section 3.166 (c)(iii).
Out of order women must stay in the kitchen ban. And Trump wins five states ban.
I'm not even gonna go there, or there, ban.
Not going anywhere ban.
"Nowhere Man" ban.
"Yesterday" ban
'Norwegian Wood' ban.
"Here, There, and Everywhere" ban.
"For No One" ban. ;D
Movie quote ban, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt..of elderberries"
"Strawberry Fields Forever" ban.
Sorry, the correct answer was "I fart in your general direction!" ban.
A wafer thin ban.
Communion host ban.
Banned just for the heck of it.
Quote from: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 05:22:03 PM
Banned just for the heck of it.
Banned,not by me, but by Etsy...
Sorry Witches, You Won't Be Able to Buy Spells on Etsy Anymore (http://time.com/3929919/etsy-ban-spells/)
Etsy, the leading hub for online sellers of handmade twee goods, has banned the sale of metaphysical items — including spells, hexes and potions.
Per Etsy's new policy, which was implemented earlier this month, they are cracking down on the sale of items that make dubious promises. Their new policy reads: "Any metaphysical service that promises or suggests it will effect a physical change (e.g., weight loss) or other outcome (e.g., love, revenge) is not allowed, even if it delivers a tangible item."Looks like you'll have to get your stuff somewhere else Mags.
Banned because the HAF can neither confirm nor deny I'm a witch...yet.
Also...
Bruno please, "Do not put your faith in such trinkets of deceit!" :smileshake:
-Dracula, Bram Stoker's Dracula
Mind games ban
Mags...
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Apathy, you are banned because this is a trial, not "mind games."
Pig circus ban.
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You know that's right nod ban.
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I see what you're doing ban
Clairvoyant ban.
Taking my ban, ban
Early bird ban.
Late night ban.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere'ssssssss Johnny ban.
Quote from: No one on April 27, 2016, 11:25:09 PM
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere'ssssssss Johnny ban.
The Shining Ban
Banned because Apathy, Has Received Bacon.
Not kosher ban.
Banned for limiting food to Kosher only/
A highly political ban.
Banned for bringing politics in the Laid Back Lounge
Banned because we are political animals, politics is pervasive, politics is everywhere! :twitch:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 28, 2016, 05:28:12 PM
Banned because we are political animals, politics is pervasive, politics is everywhere! :twitch:
Banned for being right.
Banned for releasing the Kraken, whether you did or not.
Schrodinger ban.
Barium + Nitrogen.
Elemental ban.
Elemental augments ban
Although today is Friday, the day itself is acting like a Monday, a very bad Monday actually...so I banneth thee for no other reason than you were in my line of fire.
Banned.
Let me brighten your day.
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Banned for not being willing to discuss old men's underwear, but being willing to discuss "the scent of a woman".
Banned because maybe a long time ago they called it, "The Old Men's Underwear Scent--Topic." Now it's called, "The Scent of a Penis--Topic."
Banned for starting new lines of cologne without paying my royalties.
Banned because I planned to pay you. ;)
Over a 16-year period, at the average royalty rate of 7.0% it comes down to the amount of $2.10.
Would you like a check or cash?
Banned for mismanaging the business. I trusted you to make me rich.
Banned for blaming me for your bad product. :foottap:
Finger pointing ban.
Banned for fingering.
Banned for going back to the vagina monologues again. Sheesh!
Banned because my worst enemy's name is Finger (such an unfortunate name) and jokes revolving around that word are hilarious.
Fake ban because you're a :airquotes: Global Moderator :airquotes:, ergo, I :airquotes: can't :airquotes: ban you.
But I can, so you are banned!
Banned :computerwave:
Ha!
"From now on, you are banished from these pages, to be seen no more by gentle atheist, however. You should be able to endure this because the world is broad and wide.
"Fare thee well sir, fare thee well".
Banned for reasons of pie. No other reasons need be spelled out.
Banned because now I want pie.
Squared ban.
A square ban is so boring, how about a tesseract ban? :smilenod:
Uncertain ban.
Banned for making me look up the meaning of tesseract so late at night, (though it was a pretty diagram but still banned).
Banned for changing, and getting over the word "Fart".
Banned for confusing the issue by mentioning another thread
All's fair in love and war ban.
Please, the "All's Fair in Love and War" ban went out with dial-up internet and "Young Country" music stations, so banned for whatever that statement implies.
Banned because I don't believe you.
Did you know that 2.1 million people still use dial-up? And the latest survey showed that, 49% of respondents said they have a generally positive opinion of country music. Just 21% said they don't like country music. And 31% are neutral about it.
Remember Willie Nelson?
"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such..."
Country music is not so bad... :tellmemore:
"But don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand..."
OK, sorry, I'll stop now. ::)
Because the fact that some Amish folk still use dial up (2 million people out of how many hundreds of million?) is irrelevant, and I believe I distinctly banned "No One" with a reference to "Young Country Music Stations",... you know the "It's not your Grandpa's Country Music", it's Young Country Music!
So don't go quoting Willie Nelson lyrics to me Missy, I've seen the man in concert, I've CD's of not only his music, butt some of the best country western artist out there, and used to have Johnny Cash as my ringtone.
You are banned because Achy Breaky Heart, by Billy Ray Cyrus sucks.
Such rant. Much country. No ban this time. Awesome.
You are sooooo banned because you just interrupted the fight that was about to start between someone who used to work for the government, and a hippie :grrr:
Stick it to the man ban. Groovy.
No groove. No Feel. No flow.
Banned.
Banned because Nordics lack Vitamin D.
Banned because viking blood needs not such silly things. :cartoonviking:
The Ministry of all Things Silly shall be the judge of that ban.
Ministry of silly walks ban
And now for something completely different ban.
What?
Meaning of Life ban.
Machine that goes ping ban
Banned because the machine goes bing.
Chapman and Cleese go ping, machine goes bing.
None shall pass ban.
Off with your arm ban.
Off with your other arm ban.
I'll have your leg ban
We'll call it a draw ban.
"Ah, running away, eh? Come back you yellow bastard." ban.
We are the Knights who say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing.You are banned, unless you manage to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest—with a herring!
Baned for ignoring the dead parrot.
There, he moved ban.
I would like to have an argument ban.
Argumentative ban.
Agreement ban.
Contradiction ban
Subtly irritating ban
Non-subtle ban of irritation and annoyance.
Button pushing ban.
Hammer-throwing ban
Pole vault ban.
Banned because what does that mean? A Pole vault ban? :eyebrow:
Olympic sport ban.
Banned because that doesn't make any sense either.
*Can we go back to regular banning? You know, with reasons for banning.
Back in the day ban because you say "back in my day" as if you were of a sagely old age and wisdom.
Magdalena was on the phone with her friend Mildred and said, "Oh back in my day we banned people for a reason, now days these youngsters just banning people for any old reason. An olympic sport ban, what the fuck is that Mildred?"
Banned because you just made me feel nervous.
:grin:
Banned for lack of creativity, which is a capital crime. Essie said "hammer-throwing" in one context, and I creatively switched the context to "pole vault" which, like hammer-throwing, is an Olympic sport. Just as you can be banned by a hammer hitting you in the head, so you can be banned by a pole vaulter falling on top of you from 18 feet up. Clever, huh! But you didn't pick up on it, even though No One clued you into the fact that the theme was Olympic Sports. Just use your imagination on how particular bans work, and go with the flow. Aren't you a hippy? You are supposed to be creative and loosey-goosey. Banned for life.
Long winded ban.
I guess May 7 is ban a hippie for life day-- for lack of creativity and for posting too many gifs!
Go ahead guys, knock yourselves out! >:(
Self harm encouragement ban.
Practicing psychology without a license ban.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall ban.
Fuck Carnegie Hall ban.
Don't fuck historic buildings ban.
Banned because my sexual proclivity is my business Jack!
Banned for making money off of your sexual proclivity.
Banned because why shouldn't we all use what we have to improve our economic condition?
Banned because if some of us used what we have, to improve our economic condition, some of us would starve to death. :(
Survival of the fittest ban.
Banned because:
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Banned because Darwin didn't want you to tell that to anyone - can't you see his finger over his lips? Shhhhh!
Banned because "The monkey's out of the bottle, man!" :grin:
Banned for bottling monkeys.
Banned for not capitalizing the word Monkey, guardian85.
Banned for not capitalizing the word Guardian85. It's a proper noun, you know.
Banned for apparently not realizing I deliberately didn't capitalize the word guardian85 as part of my Monkey ban. That's what made my ban so darn funny.
Gosh!
Banned for implying you actually have a sense of humor. ;D
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At least without protection ban.
Misconstrued ban.
Banned because that's what this "Banning without a reason type of ban" does, it confuses people, and now you're adding images! :rant1:
Angry little animated image ban.
Banned for animated image discrimination.
Your kind is not welcome here ban.
Come back ban
They way things were ban.
The way they shall be ban
Make it so ban.
It is done ban
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You ain't done until WE say you are done ban!
There is no we, an agglomeration ban for you.
This little piggy cried "we, we, we" all the way home, and then he banned you.
Nursery rhyme ban, because it's, "Wee, wee, wee,...all the way home".
Not in MY nursery rhyme - banned.
Branding ban.
Brandon ban.
Bardon ban
Name game ban
Banana-bana-bobana-ban.
Sdrawkcab nab
BOLD BAN
I ban you because you are perpetuating the myth that bold is beautiful. Discreet is beautiful, not to be confused with discrete, which is something else altogether.
Banned for extreme pedantry.
Banned because that is the only recognizable form of pedantry, after all "Who led the pedant's revolt"?
A: Which Tyler.
Banned because I am the God Damned Batman.
Banned because you are not the God damned Batman.
Banned for not revealing who is. I think you know.
Banished forever, because there is no god damned Batman, and for someone who's name is Bruce I'm sure you have been called "Bruce Wayne' more times than you want to remember, so why perpetuate the myth anyway?
Banned because perpetuating myths is what people do. Every word we say is a myth. Every single day, every game you play, every night you stay, myths are watching you.
Listen here buster, I must say, mmmmmmmmmm Kari Byron ban.
Banned because no one, I mean no one puts Baby in the corner.
Banned for saddle sores.
"Ban the bra" ban from the 60's.
Far out man, ban.
Turn on, tune in, drop out ban.
Make ban, not war.
Dude.... That's Totally Gnarly, so I'm gonna have to Ban You With A Spoon.
Banned for Valley Girl speak.
What's your damage? Ban.
Banned because in civil tort law, you have to deal with liability before you even get to the damages question. So you are banned for failing to defend your client against claims of civil liability. Banned and disbarred. And held in contempt of court. And fined $500.00 and sentenced to 3 days in jail.
Banned because it's my court!
Get out of jail free ban
Do not pass go ban.
Monopolizing ban.
Board game ban
Bored game ban
Word game ban.
All y'all are banned because this is not the 3 WORD STORY--Thread. :foottap:
It is ban.
Futball monkey ban.
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll ban.
Bread and circus ban. Not much bread, too much circus.
Send in the clowns ban.
Tiny car riding up to a stop with 600 clowns getting out, one by one ban
Banned because no one is a clown, here. And I don't mean.......(nevermind, you know what I mean.) :eyeroll:
Because I don't have a clue as to what you are referring to I'm enacting a rare "What The Fuck Ban".
Not quite as rare as you might think ban.
I see what you did there ban.
QuoteBanned because no one is a clown, here. And I don't mean.......(nevermind, you know what I mean.) :eyeroll:
You don't have a clue as to what I'm referring to? Really? No one does! And I don't mean...
:grin:
QuoteBanned because no one is a clown, here. And I don't mean.......(nevermind, you know what I mean.) :eyeroll:
Banned.
You don't have a clue as to what I'm referring to? Really? No one does! And I don't mean...
:grin:
Clueless ban. Mean it.
Wait. Are you saying that you're clueless, or that I'm clueless?
I'm gonna have to ban you for the confusion.
Banned for intolerance of confusion.
Banned for banning for intolerance of confusion.
We confused never wanted banning on our account.
Oh ye there was Dazed Dave, he was sort of for it.
Why am doing this? I probably shouldn't have replied.
Totally out of control ban. You started this. It's your child. Only you can get it under control.
Banned I don't want it under control.
Chaotic ban
Wrong answer ban.
The answer is always right ban.
Banned because your banning stamina is very impressive.
Porn stache ban
Banned for making me Google, "Porn stache"...Ew!
Banned for being dumber than I thought you were!
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Cinderella in technicolor? Well that's definitely a ban.
I've come to the conclusion that bans do not exist. I mean, they have no effect on anything. Banned people continue with their despicable behaviors. It's even less efficacious than capital punishment or criticizing Donald Trump. It just doesn't work! So I'm banning the practice.
You cannot ban what I have banned you from doing.
A ban of bans ban.
Banana band bandana ban.
Alliteration ban.
Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers ban.
Alliteration ban
What, is there an echo in here? Ban.
Banned! Banned! Banned!Banned!
Echo and the Bunnymen, "Lips Like Sugar" ban!
Silence is golden ban.
Hey you ban.
You talk'n to me? ban.
Travis Bickle ban.
Banned for sacrilegious stalling of the most holy Ban Thread with your obscure Travis Bickle reference, and forcing me resort to unholy Google.
QuoteTravis Bickle is a fictional character and the protagonist of the 1976 film Taxi Driver, portrayed by Robert De Niro, who received an Oscar nomination for his portrayal of the character.
Banned for not mentioning Christopher Lloyd as a Taxi driver.
Banned for putting one of those black rectangles with the triangle in the middle in the ban thread.
May god have mercy on your soul.
Wrongness embraced ban.
Banned for not being sure about that kool-aid
Banned for smiling, as though there were anything to smile about.
Banned
Of course there's things to smile about.
It's all about medicinal purposes
People who smile less die sooner.
Unless they have dogs.
But their dogs die sooner
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Banned, I can't see it,
it's a gif isn't it?
i.imgur.com/BxvQPxa.gif
I bet it's brilliant.
Describe it to me.
Banned because I am anxious to see what your next HAF incarnation will be.
Banned for making even less sense than a Davin .gif post.
As if my transformation would be presomthingorothered by an expression of anxiety.
I'll most likely be Bad Penny III, I've left myself a lot of room for expansion.
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Banned for not factoring inflation into the equation. At some point, you would become Bad Nickel, or whatever you have down under. By going to Bad Penny III you are simply artificially supporting a declining economic system.
Financial advisory ban.
Banned for not following the established "banned for" format.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 21, 2016, 05:41:42 PM
Banned for not factoring inflation into the equation. At some point, you would become Bad Nickel, or whatever you have down under. By going to Bad Penny III you are simply artificially supporting a declining economic system.
Yeah, I'll get banned for this, but your post made me curious about what the splendid inhabitants of Oz call their five cent coins. This article (http://www.smh.com.au/business/the-economy/why-do-we-still-have-5-cent-pieces-and-what-can-you-do-with-them-20151109-gkua1w.html) may answer that question, but I wonder whether it's just the author indulging her euphemistic tendencies. Do Australians actually call them "silver shrapnel," "clunky silver echidnas," and "clunky shrapnel"?
Whatever, I think the echidna makes for a rather handsome reverse side.
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Given the complex foregoing circumstances, a double ban is proper. Ali is banned for not spelling out the "banned for" format to my subjective satisfaction. Recusant is banned because the part of the echidna's nose that is below the top bar of the "5" is really creepy looking.
Easily creeped out ban.
Epic Revival Comeback Ban
Zombie thread ban.
A zombie will not be denied ban.
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Banned.
I'm not sure what to ban you for, but I'm sure there is something you did that is worthy of ban. :grrr:
Banned to up my post count.
Banned for being cynical and selfish
Banned for not seeing the beauty of occasionally being cynical and selfish.
Banned for lightening continuously striking in the same place.
Banned for your cynical attitude towards the benevolent ruler of Turkey who'd rather be retired writing poems and collecting shells and stones to please his granddaughter.
He is sacrificing himself for his nations need.
You should be banned and impaled, you and your ilk.
Banned for talking cod's wallop about a demonstrable proto-despot.
Banned for using the word "demonstrable" without actually demonstrating anything.
Banned for not taking him to task for "cod's wallop" as we Texans don't know what the hell that means.
Banned for not knowing that "cod's wallop" is a genteel English way of saying "bull shit".
Banned for being gentle.
Banned for not checking the subtle difference between "genteel" and "gentle"!
Banned for being a genteel, gentle Gentile.
Banned for making assumptions (even if some are true!)
Banned, making assumptions has been necessary since god cut the human lifespan from 1000ish.
Quote= Recusant)
Yeah, I'll get banned for this, but your post made me curious about what the splendid inhabitants of Oz call their five cent coins. This article may answer that question, but I wonder whether it's just the author indulging her euphemistic tendencies. Do Australians actually call them "silver shrapnel," "clunky silver echidnas," and "clunky shrapnel"?
Whatever, I think the echidna makes for a rather handsome reverse side.
Just shrapnel, not silver shrapnel, nor clunky monotreme or shrapnelian.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on July 21, 2016, 10:55:36 AM
Banned, making assumptions has been necessary since god cut the human lifespan from 1000ish.
Quote= Recusant)
Yeah, I'll get banned for this, but your post made me curious about what the splendid inhabitants of Oz call their five cent coins. This article may answer that question, but I wonder whether it's just the author indulging her euphemistic tendencies. Do Australians actually call them "silver shrapnel," "clunky silver echidnas," and "clunky shrapnel"?
Whatever, I think the echidna makes for a rather handsome reverse side.
Just shrapnel, not silver shrapnel, nor clunky monotreme or shrapnelian.
OK
I don't know what y'all talking about.
But I will ban you just so that I can lure
No one, here, right now. I'll be a "sitting duck."
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Inciting violence ban.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
:frolic:
Violence is the answer!!!
Banned for sounding like Sally in the delicatessen scene.
Banned for not informing us who this Sally is and where the deli scene hapened.
Quote from: Gloucester on August 02, 2016, 08:46:37 PM
Banned for not informing us who this Sally is and where the deli scene hapened.
Banned for forcing me to say 'fake orgasm' from the film 'When Harry Met Sally'.
I'll have what she's having ban.
Sorry we are out of that ban.
Running out of bans ban.
You guys want to know how I convinced
No one to come back? :grin:
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Gratuitous gloating ban
Pfft ban
Raspberry ban
Kiwi ban
Orange you glad i gave you this ban.
Banananananananana ban
Sorry to you and your significant other canteloupe ban.
Watermelon doin ban
Nuts to all that ban
You're crackers ban
Too cheesy ban
Chutney ban!
The Asmo baneth the opposition to His Divine Plan for de-ISISifying the planet. >:(
And dare ye not ban Him for advocating war crimes! HE is not a presidential candidate! >:(
Overweening bullshit ban.
Banethd for His own Godliness... Yeah. That works. >:(
Banned for not working with His ever-so-dry-yet-witty remark about presidential candidates and the advocating of war crimes.
Crimes of war and silver tongued well dressed snakes all lumped together ban.
Banned for lumping the unlumpable. >:( The Asmo REFUSES to let well-dressed reptilians into His fold. >:( Only the raggy ones. Not the well-dressed ones. >:(
Cold hearted snake ban.
Cold bloodied ban ban
Warm friendly ban.
Don't give a shit ban.
Banned because I chuckled a little.
Banned because knowing you chuckled a little made me chuckled a lot. It is good to see so much banning going on again. ;D
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." :grin:
Banned for resurrection the ban thread again.
Banned for typing "resurrection" instead of "resurrecting"
Banning myself for being a bloody pedant! (Before anyone else gets the pleasure :yum:)
Self pleasuring ban.
Banned because No one is Out of the Religious Closet. :grin:
Banned for practicing you know what without a license. I've reported you to the U.S. Department of Licensing Stuff and you will hear from them very soon.
Banned for still being upset about your "little newt problem." :smileshake:
Tell me, do you use your tail to hit the spacebar when you post?
Breaking confidentiality ban.
Spoilsport ban.
Welcome to the ban hotline. Press any number to speak to a ban specialist. Please enjoy this ban while we connect you.
Bloody-auto-answer-give-me-a-real-person-this-call-is-costing-me-money-and-the-muzak-is-crap-anyway ban
Did you say call mommy? Ban.
Frozen halibut ban.
Something's fishy about that ban ban.
Why the fish? Giraffes are much nicer. Ban
What a pain in the neck ban.
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Safairs I can say, that's a puntastic ban, ban.
No one is banned for no reason. :grin:
Banned for schadenfreude; grinning at the thought of others being banned!
What a foul thing to say! Enjoy your precious tomorrow ban.
Other people's problems make me feel so good by banning you.
Sadistic ban
On down dears. Kindly ban.
Oh dear bambi. This ban is a song that never ends.
Who killed Bambi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHOA_XtENW8) ban
That's a filthy ban. Banned
Banned for killing your phone.
***Just fishing: :hooked: (Ecurb Noselrub)
Banned for wearing white after Labor Day.
Banned for being away for more than a month.
Toms 1-61 called, said you've never been too original. Oh and you're banned. Have a nice day.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on September 10, 2016, 12:31:29 PM
Banned for wearing white after Labor Day.
:frolic:
I knew he would come!
Ecurb Noselrub finds banning irresistible!
It's like this for him: :grin:
Out of order ban!
Overruled! >:(
Inadmissible ban.
Banned for speaking Legalese.
Press 1 for English ban.
Drücken Sie vier für das deutsche Verbot.
Banned for not speaking American.
:secrets1: A customer reported me at work many years ago for saying, "Que paso?" to a co-worker. :shifty:
Banned for not knowing the answer to "Que paso?" The answer is "El Paso."
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Night time would find me in Rosa's Cantina
The music would play and Felina would whirl
A Texas sized ban, for the Spanish you don't understand.
An Alaska-sized ban because of the polarizing weather and Alaska is the biggest state. Double-Ban.
Just to let Juneau, double bans have been banned for years for over exceeding ban limits. You receive a flagrant foul ban. The league will decide on a monetary punishment.
With reference to your previous ban of me for not understanding Spanish, banned for excessive literalism and failure to appreciate poetic license.
That license has been suspended ban.
Banned! Both of you!
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Banned because "a lot of people are talking about some strange things going on with you - I sent investigators to look into it and they are completely shocked at what they are finding - they absolutely cannot believe it - I really question whether you have the stamina to continue" (the foregoing is hereby known as "the Trump ban").
Banned.
You, your polyester-wearing-investigators, and El Trumpas are not shocked, you're all just jealous! Oh, and the call that you made to the Adult Protective Services accomplished nothing either. :P
Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum, ban!
Omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina ban
Banned.
Don't be talking trash about The Latina. >:(
:grin:
Banned for trying to make yourself inaccessible to the Trumpista Inquisadores. They will discover the truth, so fast it will make you head spin, and Mexico will pay for it, and a stoned Doctor will find that their health is astonishingly excellent, and they will not release their tax returns.
There was never a choice ban
Except when I choose ban you.
Banned for arbitrary capriciousness.
Banned.
The arbitrary capriciousness syndrome... wouldn't you suffer from it as well if your banning hammer was as big as Tank's? :eyebrow:
...I would.
ACS awareness spokesperson you will never be ban.
I have the biggest hammer ban.
Banned.
That's debatable.
One time I said Tank probably had nice hidden assets. Asmo said Tank might have nice hidden assets, but he had the firmest. Now you claim to have the biggest hammer....prove it.
Talk like that will get you nailed ban.
Banned.
Only in your realm. :eyeroll:
Enough of this "mine is bigger than yours" talk. Mine is bigger, and you are banned.
March of the ban hammers, ban.
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Waiting for the worms ban.
Early bird got 'em first ban.
Banned.
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First you are a hippie, then you are a butterfly, then you are a witch, then you are a bird. What next? A flying wombat? Banned for having a perpetual identity crisis.
Banned for disparaging another's right to be what they wanted to be when they want to be it!
Banned for having the qualities expected of an ideal knight, especially courage, honor, courtesy, justice, and a readiness to help the weak. :tellmemore:
:secrets1: If the butterfly just banned you, you're welcome to come to the realm where you'll find: A hippie, a witch, a bird, and a flying wombat. ;) :grin:
Ecurb Noselrub, you're not invited. >:(
Banned because you DID invite me ... back. I am your fault.
Banned...sorry...we can't talk to you right now, we're all busy...the butterfly was banned, the hippie is dancing, the witch is working on a potion, the bird is eating a worm and the flying wombat is doing...whatever it is that a flying wombat does. Please leave a message and the atheist will get back to you as soon as she's done talking with the Christian.
Thank you. :grin:
Banned for making me laugh whilst I am still in bed and trying to juggle a mug of coffee and a tablet!
Banned because juggling in bed can lead to ball droppage.
Banned for dropping balls
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Banned.
Davin...
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...That's a mighty huge hammer you've got there!
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Banned for hammer envy.
Um...No. Banned.
...I'm not really into carpentry that much. :-\
I saw you were bored by the previous ban, one might even say it's an axe to grind ban.
Banned for killing this thread.
Second coming ban.
Second ban coming.
Coming second ban.
Ban coming this second!
Ban came a second ago.
This ban's for you.
Banned for inappropriate Christmas Eve celebrations.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 25, 2016, 02:30:36 AM
Banned for inappropriate Christmas Eve celebrations.
Banned for drinking too much egg nog.
Banned because there are some nights when there just isn't enough egg nog in the world.
Quote from: Magdalena on December 25, 2016, 05:21:00 AM
Banned because there are some nights when there just isn't enough egg nog in the world.
Banned for getting drunk on rompope.
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on December 25, 2016, 05:37:24 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 25, 2016, 05:21:00 AM
Banned because there are some nights when there just isn't enough egg nog in the world.
Banned for getting drunk on rompope.
Bruno! :hug:
:frolic:
You know what!?
Right now, with rompope, or without rompope, I give you permission to ban me for as long as you think it's necessary.
:grin:
Masochistic ban.
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Merry Christmas to you too.
...Oh, and...
Banned because...
Like my future presidents says...."Wrong!" >:(
Trumped ban.
You activated my Trump card, it means you're banned.
Transylvania 6-5000 ban.
Banned! *maniacal laughter* :badger:
Banned for releasing the maniacle badger.
Banned for the coming ground hog.
Banned in the name of Bill Murray.
Being the man who knew too little ban.
Banned for using a good movie to ban.
Siskel and Ebert ban.
Banned for referencing things I know nothing about and can't be arsed to Google.
Banned for using the word "Arsed" as well as using the word google as a verb. Triple ban actually, because if you are going to use the word google as a verb you don't need to capitalize it.
Golden Monkey Ban
banning this monkey business.
Not evolved from a monkey ban
Ban. Of course we evolved from monkeys.
Speak for yourself ban.
Apathy speaks for all of us, banned for insubordination.
Banned 'cos we evolved alongside monkeys, from a common ancestor and not from the monkeys themselves!
Banned, because how come they is still monkeys like me around, huh?
Banned 'cos your existence does not refute my contention that you evolved alongside us humans.
[But glad to have you alongside, Bruno, you speak more sense than some humans I know!]
Banned for brown-nosing the monkey.
Banned obviously, since brown-nosing a monkey is obviously a smart thang' to do, especially this monkey.
Too much information ban.
Input, I need input ban
Johnny 5 ban.
Short circuit ban.
Fucking great explosion ban.
Gratuitous expletive ban.
Gracious expletive ban.
Expletive-deleted ban
!nab sdrawkcab gnikcuF
Monkey see, monkey do ban.
Year of the Monkey is ending, prepare for the Year of the Rooster.
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Bad bandana band banana ban.
Banner ban.
(Get out of that one :grin:)
Banderilleros banishing bankrupted bandleaders ban.
Banana bana fo fana fi fie fo fana ban.
Banned because...what? :lol:
Confusion ban.
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAANNNNDDDD!!!!! ban
Super Saiyan ban.
Fucking banned then.
Banned to the other side of the wall.
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall ban.
I have seen the writing on the wall ban!
Putting up walls ban
Walls are raised against honest men ban.
Also against dishonest men ban.
(Other genders and sexualities are available.)
Banning the Trump Wall
Banning Trump, who must fall
Impeachment Ban damn't!
Peach ban (thry give me tummy ache :( )
Impish mint ban.
Bats in the Belfry ban.
Meatloaf was overrated ban!
Underrated ban.
Appropriately rated ban.
Misappropriation ban.
R rated Ban
X-Rated ban,...so drop yer' shorts sonny! :o
Quote from: Father Bruno on February 03, 2017, 09:28:44 PM
X-Rated ban,...so drop yer' shorts sonny! :o
Rated PG ban, this is a family show.
Really! Kids! Ban
Saying the darndest thing ban.
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Banned for ruining that poor little girl's tea party. She may never get over that, poor dear.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 27, 2017, 05:56:42 PM
Banned for ruining that poor little girl's tea party. She may never get over that, poor dear.
Banned for not seeing it from Samuel L. Jackson point of view, as it is Honey Boo Boo we're talking about here.
Banned, because Honey Boo Boo has feelings, too. Honey Boo Boo lives matter.
Banned because a dyslexic might read 'Boo Boo' as something else.
'Honey Boo Boo'. :snicker:
Banned for saying inappropriately suggestive words in front of Honey Boo Boo, a mere little girl.
Obsessed fan is obsessed ban.
Banned for misinterpretation. I'm not obsessed - I'm a warrior for the little Honey Boo Boos of the world.
Banned for not sounding fancy enough in your documentart.
Banned for a typo.
(OK, so I'm a friggin hipocrite! :) )
Type O negative ban.
Banned for being A NEGATIVE person.
Banned for being a positive charge
Banned for being a polaritist.
Banned for melting the polar ice caps
Banned for not also banning the melting of polar ice hats, polar ice Fedoras, polar ice toboggans (what some Southerners call warm winter caps), and polar ice hoodies.
Banned for believing the Global Head Ware Warming Hoax
Banned for spreading "Fake News".
Banned because "fake news" is old news.
Gary Gnu ban.
Great Space Coaster ban.
Banned until further notice.
Banned until you finish writing your paper.
Spoilsport ban
Sexy gif ban!
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Appalled by the notion ban
Lock it up ban
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Amnesty Ban...you're free now my friend!
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You are band this thread will not be ended with a fucking gif, or gifs.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2017, 04:22:32 PM
You are band this thread will not be ended with a fucking gif, or gifs.
(https://i.imgur.com/ec3v1k2.gif)
Banned, I don't get it, this is a word thread.
Can you explain to me what you meant by that gif.
Banned, you should be sensing antipathy.
Banned, but only because convention demands.
Thank you for that, I hadn't realised.
Banned because I can't follow your train of thought!
Banned for the purpose of elucidation, Bruno doesn't like me.
Banned for being a bad penny. :sad sigh:
QuoteNoun. bad penny (plural bad pennies) Used other than a figurative or idiomatic meaning: see bad, penny: A counterfeit or damaged penny. (idiomatic) A person or thing which is unpleasant, disreputable, or otherwise unwanted, especially one which repeatedly appears at inopportune times.
Banned, because it's Friday the 13th, and something bad HAS to happen.
Banned for being superstitious.
Banned for not liking this classic.
Banned because that songs goes well with your avatar! :lol:
Banning you for no other reason than it gave me a reason to post this ridiculous gif in this thread.
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Quote from: Father Bruno on October 13, 2017, 07:29:18 PM
Banning you for no other reason than it gave me a reason to post this ridiculous gif in this thread.
(https://i.imgur.com/UV9GvTY.gif)
[ That reminds of, "How do you keep Mick Jagger in one place? Tell him to pucker up his lips then stick him to a window,"]
That doesn't seem to be a ban, ban.
Banned for doubting Dave's power to ban by simply writing something.
Banned for over-activity.
Banned for all sorts of dark things.
Banned for all sorts of light things.
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Stuck in the middle with you ban.
Stealers Wheel Ban!
Who ban?
No, not "The Who", it's "Stealers Wheel"...wrong Rock Group Ban.
Banned for your pumpkin shish-kabob.
Squash that ban.
Squashing bans just isn't cricket Old Thing. Banned
Cricket just isn't cricket, not any more.
Banned for reminding me it once was.
Banned for mentioning cricket!
Banned for changing your name so many times and confusing me
Banned for being easily confused.
Banned, because I can! :grin:
Banned for abusing mod powers :palpatine:
Banned for indiscriminate use of lightning.
Banned for siliness.
Banned for excessive seriousness...
Banned for being a bluenose.
Banned for being a flash in the pan
Banned for a total inability to shut up.
Banned for total inability to listen.
Banned because uncle Bert is no longer your friend.
Banned for bringing uncle Bert into this. :foottap:
Continuing the trend ban.
Quote from: No one on December 28, 2018, 06:09:54 PM
Continuing the trend ban.
Banning isn't trendy, it's necessary.
You're banned.
Necessity ban.
Unnecessarily banned.
Flippantly banned
Capriciously banned.
Capaciously banned.
Fancy words ban
Fancy pants ban(for not putting them on and embracing the cultural milieu).
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Cultural appropriation ban ;)
Politically correct ban.
Politics in the wrong thread ban. :haironfire:
Missing ye point ban. :P
Banned for excessive inaccuracy .
Banned for pointing out the obvious. ;D
Oblivious in Durango airport ban.
Glad you're not the pilot ban.
Banned for thinking airline pilots aren't as lit as a runway at night whenever they take off.
:lol: Banned for making me flush my nose with coffee.
Banned for getting nose coffee everywhere
Banned for mocking my wet nose hairs.
Banned for not trimming you nose hairs often enough.
:lol: Banned for looking up my nose for hairs.
Banned for thinking that I can see well enough to make out hairs of any sort. It's really rather frightening that I drive at night.
banned for driving at night
Banned for not playing this tune-
Banned for banning for not playing that monotonous excuse for a tune.
Monotonous!? Banned for being a non-Satriani-worshipping poltroon! ;D
New Years Resolution Ban - this automatically expires in 2 weeks.
Banned for not committing to your resolution
Banned for insufficient postit notifications.
Banned for encouraging wasting of paper.
Banned for thinking that spite is wasteful.
Banned for misspelling "spit".
Argumentative. Banned
Presumptuous. Banned.
Banned. Sumptuous is the only way to be, past present or future tense.
Banned for insensitivity to sense of tenses.
Banned for making me tense in my senses.
Banned for contentious senses in sentences.
Banned, the senses in his sentences weren't contentious at all.
I agree.
Great! We have a consensus, it wasn't contentious.
Banned for excessive rhyming
Banned for chiming
In about rhyming
Banned for hypocrisy.
banned for bad spelling
Banned for implying that bad spelling is actually "bad", when it could just as easily be a social commentary, a creative statement, or the exploration of new linguistic frontiers.
Twaddle. Banned
Banned for old-fashioned noun.
Ageism😠 Come back when you've been on a re-education course. Banned
I thought that said "atheism" at first. :D
Banned for acting like a "humbug". ;D
Banned for using a Christmas phrase (humbug) in January.
Banned for using "Christmas" when "winter solstice" is the proper nomenclature.
Banned because Xmas is properer, we live on the same planet but don't feel it the same.
South means colder.
Banned for not explicitly pointing out Xmas is in the middle of summer in proper parts of the world...
Banned for banning for me for not saying what you want said and not just saying it yourself. :)
Banned for doublespeak.
Banned for banning for doublespeak, which is a form of multitasking, which is efficient and socially acceptable.
Banned because:
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Banned for reminding me that the 1984 Mac was a overpriced, little, under-powered computer.
Banned for worrying about stuff that happened that long ago.
Banned for thumbing nose at ancient history.
Banned, The Noselrub's nose knows which way the wind's blow'n.
Banned for blowing noses!
Banned for discouraging good works.
Banned for the big pig nose!
Bans self for missing electron travel time. ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on April 05, 2019, 03:51:52 PM
Banned for discouraging good works.
Banned for banning for discouraging good works without defining what a good work is.
Couldn't be too hard.
No, I wouldn't think so.
Banned for pedantry
Banned for talking too much!
Banned 'cause too much isn't enough
Banned just for the sake of it!
Banned for nonchalant banning.
Nonchalant ban!
Calculated ban.
Banned for miscalculations.
Banned because you haven't hit that damn windmill yet. Tilt!
Banned for failing to keep us updates on the progress of Trump's Wall!
Banned for not giving us blow by blow updates on Brexit
Banned because I'm really doing you a favour.
Banned 'cause the flavour of you favour is chicken and I want bacon.
Banned for whining because you didn't get what you wanted.
Banned for lack of sympathy.
Banned 'cause he might have some.
There's a lot of pathy type demands on a person these days.
You have to ration it lest you run out.
Banned because it's logos that seems to be in short supply these days, not pathos.
Banned 'cause there's lots of logos however you pronounce it.
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Am I the only one who hears what the What? What? Fuck! Panda deity is saying?
Banned because it's clearly WorldWide Fucked, not "What? What? Fuck!"
I wouldn't mess with the WWF, they fought the whole World Wrestling Federation and won.
Banned for not banning the previous poster!
Quote from: Bluenose on April 29, 2019, 11:39:33 PM
Banned for not banning the previous poster!
:banned:
Banned because I have a deep-seated belief reinforced by confirmation bias that I am unbannable! :snooty:
Banned for unnecessary arrogance regarding their lack of bannability (neologism).
Quote from: Dark Lightning on April 30, 2019, 01:46:46 AM
Banned for unnecessary arrogance regarding their lack of bannability (neologism).
What?! Banned for unseating aforementioned belief.
Banned for inflexibility. You should try yoga.
Banned because I'm too clumsy to be that flexible.
Oh dear, are those wine glasses some naive fool has placed in the middle of the supermarket aisle? Let me steer at least 3 meters clear of them...
Banned for wasting that much space in a supermarket aisle. Nearly ten feet between shelving is excessive.
Banned for telling supermarket management that their shelves are too far apart.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on April 30, 2019, 03:51:37 AM
Banned for telling supermarket management that their shelves are too far apart.
Banned because I am in agreement. All those people who don't know how to push damn trolleys properly within narrow aisles! Just won't work. :headshake:
Banned for using "trolley" instead of "cart".
Banned because it's a buggy.
Banned for being too controlling about what people call things.
Banned for laissez-faire grammar.
Banned for making the 1,492nd post in this thread, it is offensive to the indigenous peoples of the Americas.
Banned for hypersensitivity about offending certain groups. Offending people is inevitable, so the best strategy is to spread it around evenly.
Banned for being a white male.
Banned for irony.
Banned because I'm bored.
Banned because you are bored.
Banned for liking leather a little bit too much. :domanatrix:
Banned for cracking a whip.
Banned because everyone knows that you...
QuoteNow whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
:lol:
Banned for making me laugh before the coffee kicked in. That's bad form. ;D
Banned for making me smile before my morning coffee, very, very unusual.
:chin:
Banned for usually being grumpy in the morning.
Banned for discrimination against those who not morning people.
Banned for low tolerance of discriminating people.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 07, 2019, 12:31:57 AM
Banned for low tolerance of discriminating people.
Banned.
What would Jedi Master Yoda say?
"People discriminating of tolerance low
for banned."
:grin:
"There is no discriminating, only bannage." <treading carefully, afraid to admit that I have yet to sit through a whole Star Wars movie> :-[
True story. My wife watched 2001: A Space Odyssey the other day. It had an intermission session that was something like 5 minutes, with the word "INTERMISSION" on the screen the whole time. I read the book, and it was 1000 times better than the movie. I remember when my kids were young and wanted to watch it. In spite of my wife warning them ahead of time, and being called "old", in the end they all agreed that it was BORING, after they watched it. I've never personally made it through the movie, having fallen asleep every. single. time.. She saw it in a theater with her parents when it came out, and slept through it! :lol:
Banned ye varmit and ya short attention span too.
Banned for having such a big hat.
Banned because he provides shade for us all.
Banned you dang nab it'n interloper, bring yer own shade!
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 07, 2019, 03:03:15 PM
Banned you dang nab it'n interloper, bring yer own shade!
Banned because shade can be a scarce resource at times!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 07, 2019, 03:17:07 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 07, 2019, 03:03:15 PM
Banned you dang nab it'n interloper, bring yer own shade!
Banned because shade can be a scarce resource at times!
Shady ban.
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Cruelty to broccoli ban
Eating/cooking/smelling broccoli is cruel ban
Banned for hating green vegetables that ward off cancer and other nasties.
Banned for being nannyish.
Banned for being irresponsible.
Holey hat ban.
Banned for anonymity.
Banned for frightening with your lightning.
Banned for posting in a trochee foot.
Banned, because if it was good enough for Longfellow and Poe, it should be good enough for you.
Banned for being anapest about it.
Extermination ban.
Banned. No One bans me!
Banned for double meanings.
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In Russia, ban tanks you!
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banned
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Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 17, 2019, 02:30:39 PM
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Funky Bunch ban.
Quote from: Magdalena on May 17, 2019, 04:50:00 PM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on May 17, 2019, 02:30:39 PM
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BP II was pretty clever for that.
https://www.google.com/search?q=bandicoot&rlz=1C1SQJL_enUS822US835&oq=bandicoot&aqs=chrome..69i57.2723j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Banned.
No one banned the Funky Bunch.
You banned no one. :foottap:
Banned for toe-tapping music.
Banned for banning for what a band does.
Rubber band ban.
Tank Man Tank ban.
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Squished man ban.
Totalitarian oppression ban.
Banned for the people.
Banned for only pretending it's for the people.
Banned for smoking in the Laid Back Lounge.
Banned for laying back in the smoking lounge
Banned for lounge laying back in the smoking.
The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get ban.
Says "The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get, ban", posts "Rocky Mountain Way", ban.
One of my faves, BTW!
Banned for Lounge Lizardism.
Banned for reptilian criticism
Banned for bleeding for cold reptilian hearts.
We'll make you scream for flippancy ban.
:pedant: Lecturing about flippancy ban.
Banned because you didn't say "Simon says".
Simon says you're banned!
Banned for trying to impose Simonian commands.
Banned for arguing command theory.
Banned for dissing command theory while at the same time issuing an authoritarian and arbitrary ban.
Banned for quibbling.
Banned because I'm back, you bastards! 8)
Banned for being back without notice!
Insensitive and unromantic - banned
Insensitive to mice (owl) and unaromatic (cigarette) ban.
Too complicated ban ban.
A simple ban.
An elementary ban
Sherlock Holmes ban.
Doyle ban.
Ban.
Вы забанены, Комрад.
*Compa, you are banned for teaching me, Russian.
(No collusion) :fingertap:
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*Комрад
*Compa.
Short for compañero, buddy, friend, mate, colleague. ;)
Band 'cause I didn't see you at the Trump 2020 campaign launch today.
Did you check all the likely sniper locations?
No :notsure:
Banned because he isn't watching me salt the fuck out of the chump's cheeseburgers.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on June 19, 2019, 02:36:46 PM
Banned because he isn't watching me salt the fuck out of the chump's cheeseburgers.
Banned for the dark remark.
Banned.
Let me add some color to that dark remark:
Trump:
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Banned for yet again reminding me of the clown in chief.
Love the quote, though! :lol:
Banned.
The nickname, clown in chief is no match for these...
409 HILARIOUS NICKNAMES FOR DONALD TRUMP
https://www.findnicknames.com/nicknames-for-donald-trump/ (https://www.findnicknames.com/nicknames-for-donald-trump/)
#45. Corn Husk Doll Cursed by a Witch
:snicker:
Banned for banning for a ban that you loved. Unconscionable!!!
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2019, 01:09:31 AM
Unconscionable!!!
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Banned.
You know, if he is re-elected, we'll have 818 nicknames. :notsure:
Banned for laughing at me and making me feel inferior.
Inferior?
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Banned for feeling inferior.
:grin:
Bump ban.
Shove ban
pugilism ban
pacifism ban
F**K off! Ban.
"Now, now, Tank, that's not nice" ban.
Banned for doing the "now, now" thing, probably with the whole finger wagging thing as well.
Being superior; banned.
Not being around enough ban :o
Quote from: Bad Penny II on June 20, 2019, 04:17:04 AM
TNP has a six pack but it is currently covered by a layer of insulation.
Quote from: Tank on June 20, 2019, 08:07:06 AM
True. More of a keg than a six-pack.
Being too far around ban.
Raspberry fart ban!
Cabbage, egg and beer fart ban.
All you farters are banned to a sealed compartment where your off-gassing can be captured and used for the benefit of humanity.
For the planet. (https://i.imgur.com/IJvNUQD.png)
For the planet. (https://i.imgur.com/IJvNUQD.png)
banned for causing massive explosion
Banned for considering that there is any kind of explosion but massive. A "small" explosion is a contradiction in terms. Go big or go home.
Banned for overly elaborate banning
Banned. For reasons.
Banned for encouraging me to question authority. >:(
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Banned for questioning the authority that tells you to question authority.
Banned for poking a cognisant disproving broccoli.
Banned because...ew.
Banned for "ew".
Ew banned!
Banned, just meet the meat and stop all your ewing, you're sounding like food.
Ram ban, jam ban, ham ban, spam ban, lamb ban.
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam ban.
Making references to Month Python ban
Disrespecting Monty Python ban!
Is this the room for an argument ban?
You didn't pay any money ban.
Yes I did ban
Banned because just being contradictory is not an argument.
It most certainly is ban.
It most certainly isn't ban.
Stop the fighting, gentlemen. You are all banned for uncivil behavior.
We weren't having an argument ban. ;D
Yes we were ban
No, no, I'm quite certain there was no argument ban.
and now for something completely different ban
Don't go changing the story ban.
Totally useless ban, you lot couldn't even win a soccer game against a team of Long John Silver impersonators.
Moving goal post ban.
Bringing in a sports analogy ban.
Socrates,,, Nietzsche,,, SocratesNietzscheSocrates Socrates heads the ball into Dk Lthning's groin BAN!!!!!
Made me spill my coffee ban
My balls! ban.
Put them away. Banned
They've already receded into my body cavity. Banned.
Thanks for giving me the creeps ban.
Banned,,, you've actually been banded while you slept.
You've been entered as the HAF rep in the IT Workers Across The Pyrenees On Office Chairs Challenge.
The banding is necessary, many don't make it and identification becomes a problem.
Anyway, I know you'll do us proud. (https://i.imgur.com/xelXZAb.png)
Banned for taking so long to add an acknowledgement of me to our avatar, bastard.
Purple text ban.
Giant green text ban
Green yelling ban.
Banned, all of you.
I doubt any of you are the hue you say you are.
Banned for hue and cry.
I'm beige-ish, with brown, gray, white and blue touches.
Beige ban, the colour that really isn't a colour.
Banned for ignoring the brown, grey, white and blue touches.
I don't like where this is going ban.
This whole line of banning and everyone involved is banned, as it discriminates against color blind people. You are all sentenced to sensitivity training.
Banned, sensitively
Banned fucking insensitively >:(
"I feel for you but can't quite reach" ban.
:o feely ban!
Feelings, nothing more than feelings
Feelings, wo oh oh feelings
Wo oh oh, feel you again in my arms
Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
And feelings like I'll never have you again in my heart
Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it
I wish I've never met you, military implement
You'll never come again Ban.
Copyright infringement and cease-and-desist ban.
Pretending to be the law ban.
In the voice of Judge Dredd
'I am the law!'
Ban.
Banned for these manifestations of yours:
Quote
In France, you can't name your pig Napoleon because it's an affront to its noble human counterpart, Napoleon Bonaparte.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush a toilet or for a man to urinate standing up after 10 PM.
In Lebanon, any man may legally have sex with a female animal. If they are caught having sex with a male animal, though, the penalty is death. Homosexual bestiality is a sin.
In Milan, Italy, an archaic law requires citizens to smile at all times, unless visiting hospitals and funerals.
Banned because you fought the law, and the law won.
Banned for not shooting the deputy even though you shot the sheriff.
Banned because you shot the sheriff!
Banned, banned you're banned
The sheriff he always hated Bob
He got, he got his just deserts
If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine
If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine
Banned
It's too dark to put the keys in my ignition
And the mornin' sun is yet to climb my hood ornament
But before too long I might see those flashing red lights
Look out mama 'cause I'm comin' home tonight
Think I'll roll another number for the road
My knowledge of what Clapton's covered is limited, ban from ignorance.
Lord Sutch and Heavy Friends Flashing Lights ban
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Sutch_and_Heavy_Friends
Couldn't be bothered folowing your link ban.
Has a sads ban.
Yeah, well, whatever ban.
Indifferent ban
That truly is a different ban.
And that is the same ban
Same ban different day ban.
Boring, mundane, mind-numbing ban.
:yawn: ban
:visit morpheus:
The answer is: Banned.
What is the question?
Go ahead, think about it...
Banned for asking a question in the Ban thread.
He's right, we ban here and don't ask questions
Anyway the question is what's capital of Gabon.
G?
BANNED! Why do you continue to ask questions??? Oh, I asked a question - self-banned. I should be exiled to LIBREVILLE (hint, hint).
Banned for self banning
Banned for banning for self banning.
Everything is permissible now days unless you can show some outweighing harm is caused
I think it does cause you to grow hair on your palms though.
It is known.
Banned for spreading false Urban Rumors and Fake News about hair.
Banned because it's not fake news or an urban legend...as I occasionally grow single locks of hair on my shoulders. (They get kinda long before I finally notice them, and then cut them off)
Long overdue ban.
Clever word play ban.
Prosaic ban
Amateursaic ban
Professional ban!
Banned for making it about the $.
It used to be just about the bans.
It was simpler, purer, better then.
1610, that sounds like a year, what the fuck happened then?
Galileo Galilei first observes the four Galilean moons of Jupiter
Sweet
Confessional ban.
Not about money.
Make us two cups of tea and bring us two three biscuits, nice ones, penance ban.
I'd like two biscuits, nice ones.
Ban.
That was a black text ban.
Arbitrary and capricious ban, because I feel like exerting monarchical power.
Counter ban. Still counting.
"I am the Chosen One" ban - it works for Trump.
I've been counting and there's not enough ABBA, ban
Ooh...I like ABBA. :dance1:
I can't ban you.
Ban me for liking them. I don't care. :reading:
Banned for liking ABBA!
Banned for not liking ABBA!
We can't ban him for not liking ABBA.
No, his life is so benighted already
Yet he's earned himself a banning.
But he lives a bleak half life, he doesn't know light when he sees it, can we add to his suffering?
I know, it's like banning a blind man for not seeing.
By definition it is his fault but isn't that punishment enough?
It's difficult and yet he deserves to be, he must be banned.
Banned for putting us in this state of quandary.
Banned to keep the amount of Abba at acceptable levels.
Banned.
Papasito Bruno is back, there should be an over-abundant amount of ABBA.
I won't ban you Mags, in fact I can't ban you. Not for this...I mean, I thought we were friends, but you broke my heart.
More Abba? You might as well post pictures of nuns and Kats.
Sigh :'(
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 23, 2019, 09:43:43 PM
I won't ban you Mags, in fact I can't ban you. Not for this...I mean, I thought we were friends, but you broke my heart.
More Abba? You might as well post pictures of nuns and Kats.
Sigh :'(
(https://media.tenor.com/images/a7f1f17822c4f7bbe5412fb1c4043c2c/tenor.gif)
Banned for fomenting feeding frenzies featuring felines.
Aggressive aggregate alliteration ban.
Banned for being a member of ABBA:
Atheists Battling Bans Association.
Banned by the U.N.I.A.A. (the United Nations Institute Against Abbreviations)
Banned for using FLAs (Five Letter Acronyms).
Banned for using TLAs.
Banned for spreading rumors! :foottap:
I'm sure our beloved Tank has never ever used TLA...
LSD, PCP, or DXM!
>:(
Banned for completely unwarranted assumptions not backed by laboratory-proven evidence - such as from a meth lab.
Quote from: Magdalena on August 27, 2019, 03:33:47 PM
Banned for spreading rumors! :foottap:
I'm sure our beloved Tank has never ever used TLA...
LSD, PCP, or DXM!
>:(
Three
Letter
Acronyms
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Now, who do I ban?
Dark Lightning for not getting the joke?
Or
Ecurb Noselrub for wanting a urine sample?
Ban
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Banned.
So young, so angry...It's that rap music and video games.
I'm not angry ban!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/cda1c3d407a02069493154ee50fec824/tenor.gif)
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I'm not angry I'm furious, you fucks couldn't be fucked to do something before you fucked it up for us, you bunch of total fucking fuckheads ban.
That's fucking poetry, or it would be if you got it into lines of equalish length.
If you want poetry, do poetry ban.
I'm not angry, I'm fucking furious
How you fuckheads exist is curious
You've fucked it up for every man
So I hereby fucking give you a ban
(Using the space bar I made the lines of equal length, rhymed it A-A-B-B, and used some form of "fuck" in every line. That's fucking poetry!)
Quote from: Bad Penny II on August 28, 2019, 12:35:50 PM
I'm not angry I'm furious, you fucks couldn't be fucked to do something before you fucked it up for us, you bunch of total fucking fuckheads ban.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on August 28, 2019, 02:09:59 PM
If you want poetry, do poetry ban.
I'm not angry, I'm fucking furious
How you fuckheads exist is curious
You've fucked it up for every man
So I hereby fucking give you a ban
...used some form of "fuck" in every line. That's fucking poetry!)
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Banned for not banning.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on August 28, 2019, 02:09:59 PM
Using the space bar I made the lines of equal length
Cheating bastard ban.
ducks discussing the road crossing techniques,
the ban for not banning wasn't even about him
Ye so what, we'll con-su-me him eventually ban
Consumed ban - chew, swallow, burp.
Indigestion ban. Burp!
Banned for poor manners
Banned for driving a German car.
Banned for misinformation. My car is a European orgy
Banned for conjuring an unfortunate image.
Banned because you are about to experience a European orgy - Europe is about to screw Britain in many nasty ways.
:rofl:
Just fukin banned!
Banned after much discussion, consideration and deliberation.
Just banned. No discussion, consideration or deliberation.
Banned because Trump fired National Security Bigcheese John Bolton, and therefore, logically, you must also be fired.
Banned, consider this a warning.
Keep this kind of logic up and maybe we'll revoke your honorary atheism.
Banned because we haven't had a public banning in a while, and public bannings on the courthouse square are necessary to keep the populace in line.
Banned for banning in public
Ban - The Magic Pudding for starting this puerile vomit inducing thread!
Ban - All the arse scratching "Shit-for-brains" HAF members who have posted in this thread!
Ban - ALL the HAF members who have ever posted ANYTHING in this immature forum!
Ban - This fucking HAF forum!
Ban - Any habitual wanker who repeatedly ends every sentence with an exclamation mark!
But - DON'T ban Magdalena! :hug:
Banned for a pointless ban
The pudding is a bad penny
He will always turn up
Ye and banned for using for Comic Sans in a serious thread.
Banned for typeface snobbery
WHAT!? :geezer!:
Oh you again,
In my day old people were proper surly
Banned
Banned for wearing an upturned bucket on ones head. :grin:
Yankee doodle ban.
Babe Ruth ban.
Banned and fired for gaming, creating games, and writing music on company time.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 11, 2019, 10:57:28 AM
Ban - The Magic Pudding for starting this puerile vomit inducing thread!
Ban - All the arse scratching "Shit-for-brains" HAF members who have posted in this thread!
Ban - ALL the HAF members who have ever posted ANYTHING in this immature forum!
Ban - This fucking HAF forum!
Ban - Any habitual wanker who repeatedly ends every sentence with an exclamation mark!
But - DON'T ban Magdalena! :hug:
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Quote from: Magdalena on October 12, 2019, 03:13:35 AM
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"A picture is worth a thousand words" :felix:
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 12, 2019, 03:54:19 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 12, 2019, 03:13:35 AM
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"A picture is worth a thousand words" :felix:
Well, you see...
Quote
Ban:
- The Magic Pudding, who started this puerile vomit inducing thread!
- All the arse scratching "Shit-for-brains" HAF members who have posted in this thread!
- ALL the HAF members who have ever posted ANYTHING in this immature forum!
This fucking HAF forum!
- Any habitual wanker who repeatedly ends every sentence with an exclamation mark!
But - DON'T ban Magdalena! :hug:
...If they are what you say they are, then I would appreciate it if you don't separate me from them. They are all my second family. The good, the bad and the ugly. Everything they are, I am as well.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/be/36/3b/be363b0b73201af6cc23e6b855b13324.gif)
Well Goddam! . . That takes the biscuit don't it?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1ViwbZodSbpvO/giphy.gif)
Why I didn't include you Mags, was because you introduced me to these animated giffs. :grin:
The one YOU included, well, that hurt! It's the sort of look I would get when I turned up on a blind date. Not from a fella I hasten to say.
So ok, I take back my banning purge, but I do think all the forum members need a damn good enema.
(https://i.imgur.com/mxykPWe.mp4)
So if you could all form an orderly queue my delightful assistant and I will proceed.
Aww Mags, you're awesome! :hug:
Red Cloud, this forum and many of its regular members go way back. Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion...just check out the forum Stats (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=stats) and see its profile for yourself.
HAF is a little like Camelot, 'tis a silly place. :grin:
Silly threads and posts abound, but there's always room for more serious discussions, which is why I love this place.
I feel you could be a valued member here and hope you stick around (and chill :hammock:). I don't know what exactly it is you expect from this forum but perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?
Time to ponder? :thinking:
It's all absurd, I ban those who expect us to be sensible.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2019, 01:55:23 PM
It's all absurd, I ban those who expect us to be sensible.
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:banned:
link=topic=7744.msg391917#msg391917 date=1570884923]
It's all absurd, I ban those who expect us to be sensible.
[/quote]
The US are withdrawing, letting the Turks in.
Were the Kurds with us in WWII?
I don't know, did they have a choice?
I know Turkey was against us in WWI,
I don't blame them for that though.
Idiot verse, it comes uncalled to my finger tips
Banned. I'll show you the whole version of 'sensible'.
If you're not a Monty Python fan then you're banned for real. :deadpan:
:P
Quote from: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2019, 03:11:23 PM
The US are withdrawing, letting the Turks in.
Were the Kurds with us in WWII?
I don't know, did they have a choice?
I know Turkey was against us in WWI,
I don't blame them for that though.
Idiot verse, it comes uncalled to my finger tips
The Turks aren't being sensible, can I ban
them?
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 12, 2019, 04:03:58 PM
The Turks aren't being sensible, can I ban them?
No, Turkey is a country, hence psychopathy is the norm.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 12, 2019, 01:31:01 PM
Red Cloud, this forum and many of its regular members go way back. Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion...just check out the forum Stats (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=stats) and see its profile for yourself.
HAF is a little like Camelot, 'tis a silly place. :grin:
Silly threads and posts abound, but there's always room for more serious discussions, which is why I love this place.
I feel you could be a valued member here and hope you stick around (and chill :hammock:). I don't know what exactly it is you expect from this forum but perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?
Time to ponder? :thinking:
SilverPhinx. . . It appears to me that this place you call your "Camelot", your "Elysium" is nothing more that a clique of like minded friends, made up of no more than a dozen members. Hardly any of the many other members ever post anything. It is worth remembering that Camelot did eventually fall, from within! :'(
You say:
"Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion." Well yes, I have noticed that. This forum doesn't exactly do "What it says on the tin" does it! I feel that there are many more issues which could be debated on various other subjects which are somewhat related to religious beliefs. Some which prey on the gullible and extract huge sums of money from them.
Yes, you may be right when you say
". . . perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'? I feel I have been somewhat ostracised from your little "clique". Oh dear! Does that appear as if I am a cry baby and spitting my dummy out of the pram? :violin: But that is not so. I will let your little clique of 12 ponder on this, although I don't expect much of a response. :felix:
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 01:10:29 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 12, 2019, 01:31:01 PM
Red Cloud, this forum and many of its regular members go way back. Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion...just check out the forum Stats (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=stats) and see its profile for yourself.
HAF is a little like Camelot, 'tis a silly place. :grin:
Silly threads and posts abound, but there's always room for more serious discussions, which is why I love this place.
I feel you could be a valued member here and hope you stick around (and chill :hammock:). I don't know what exactly it is you expect from this forum but perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?
Time to ponder? :thinking:
SilverPhinx. . . It appears to me that this place you call your "Camelot", your "Elysium" is nothing more that a clique of like minded friends, made up of no more than a dozen members. Hardly any of the many other members ever post anything. It is worth remembering that Camelot did eventually fall, from within! :'(
You say: "Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion." Well yes, I have noticed that. This forum doesn't exactly do "What it says on the tin" does it! I feel that there are many more issues which could be debated on various other subjects which are somewhat related to religious beliefs. Some which prey on the gullible and extract huge sums of money from them.
Yes, you may be right when you say ". . . perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?
I feel I have been somewhat ostracised from your little "clique". Oh dear! Does that appear as if I am a cry baby and spitting my dummy out of the pram? :violin: But that is not so. I will let your little clique of 12 ponder on this, although I don't expect much of a response. :felix:
If you want to discuss something start a thread about it. We are what we are, we're not going to change to suit your expectations. However your presence may well cause change. And remember there is no compulsion for anybody to post here and that includes you. You participate because you choose to. Nobody is forcing you to. And if HAF doesn't reach your expectations that's because your expectation are wrong not that HAF is.
Quote from: Tank on October 20, 2019, 01:22:19 PM
If you want to discuss something start a thread about it. We are what we are, we're not going to change to suit your expectations. However your presence may well cause change. And remember there is no compulsion for anybody to post here and that includes you. You participate because you choose to. Nobody is forcing you to. And if HAF doesn't reach your expectations that's because your expectation are wrong not that HAF is.
Well thank you for your prompt and curt reply Tank, I expected nothing less! :grin:
{Banned for avatar being a tank of war and not a tank full of beautiful exotic fishes.} I was actually directing my post to SilverPhinx who in turn was "putting me in my place" in response to a previous post I had the affront to submit. It now appears I have been "put in my place" yet again". Ah well! . . That's the way the cookie crumbles ain't it? ("C'est la vie") :shrug:
QuoteAnd if HAF doesn't reach your expectations that's because your expectation are wrong not that HAF is.
Yes! Yes! . . .
NOW I understand. :notworthy: :not worthy: :notworthy: :not worthy: :notworthy: :not worthy:
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Baking fail ban.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 01:10:29 PM
... It appears to me that this place you call your "Camelot", your "Elysium" is nothing more that a clique of like minded friends, made up of no more than a dozen members. Hardly any of the many other members ever post anything.
...
I'm sad to admit this is exactly what I thought of this place when I joined 9 or 10 yrs ago.
:therethere:
I've left so many times... :felix:
Tank, how many times have I left because I'm not happy here?
I've lost count. :grin:
Don't go,
Red_Cloud, or just take a break from us if you must, but come back.
Oh, and :secrets1: try to not insult people too much. I know it's fun, believe me I want to do the same sometiemes...Well, many times...
Oh, speaking of that, I ban
No one, "Baking fail ban." What does that even mean?
The cloud's cookies crumble.
Boomerang ban.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 03:45:28 PM
Quote from: Tank on October 20, 2019, 01:22:19 PM
If you want to discuss something start a thread about it. We are what we are, we're not going to change to suit your expectations. However your presence may well cause change. And remember there is no compulsion for anybody to post here and that includes you. You participate because you choose to. Nobody is forcing you to. And if HAF doesn't reach your expectations that's because your expectation are wrong not that HAF is.
Well thank you for your prompt and curt reply Tank, I expected nothing less! :grin:
{Banned for avatar being a tank of war and not a tank full of beautiful exotic fishes.}
I was actually directing my post to SilverPhinx who in turn was "putting me in my place" in response to a previous post I had the affront to submit. It now appears I have been "put in my place" yet again". Ah well! . . That's the way the cookie crumbles ain't it? ("C'est la vie") :shrug:
QuoteAnd if HAF doesn't reach your expectations that's because your expectation are wrong not that HAF is.
Yes! Yes! . . . NOW I understand. :notworthy: :not worthy: :notworthy: :not worthy: :notworthy: :not worthy:
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sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.
what do you see as the most important topic to start with?
Clique of 12 ban ;)
Mmm, that sounds like an excellent name for a Borg collective.
Quote from: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.
what do you see as the most important topic to start with?
Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 01:10:29 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 12, 2019, 01:31:01 PM
Red Cloud, this forum and many of its regular members go way back. Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion...just check out the forum Stats (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=stats) and see its profile for yourself.
HAF is a little like Camelot, 'tis a silly place. :grin:
Silly threads and posts abound, but there's always room for more serious discussions, which is why I love this place.
I feel you could be a valued member here and hope you stick around (and chill :hammock:). I don't know what exactly it is you expect from this forum but perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?
Time to ponder? :thinking:
SilverPhinx. . . It appears to me that this place you call your "Camelot", your "Elysium" is nothing more that a clique of like minded friends, made up of no more than a dozen members. Hardly any of the many other members ever post anything. It is worth remembering that Camelot did eventually fall, from within! :'(
You say: "Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion." Well yes, I have noticed that. This forum doesn't exactly do "What it says on the tin" does it! I feel that there are many more issues which could be debated on various other subjects which are somewhat related to religious beliefs. Some which prey on the gullible and extract huge sums of money from them.
Yes, you may be right when you say ". . . perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?
I feel I have been somewhat ostracised from your little "clique". Oh dear! Does that appear as if I am a cry baby and spitting my dummy out of the pram? :violin: But that is not so. I will let your little clique of 12 ponder on this, although I don't expect much of a response. :felix:
I'll answer later today.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 05:49:49 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.
what do you see as the most important topic to start with?
Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:
Hello RC and BR.
What you've got to realise is that most of the long-serving members of this forum have done the subject of Religion to death. There's not an angle or a topic that hasn't been discussed many times. There're loads of threads you can see going back years that contain brilliant discussion. And some brilliantly amusing trolls, and religitards floating all the arguments and counter-arguments you can imagine and many you can't. The more things change in the world, the more they stay the same.
So, you're more than welcome to start discussions on any topic you choose, but perhaps the reason you may not get much in the way of vigorous discussion is that its not particularly interesting any more.
*my opinion only of course.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 05:49:49 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.
what do you see as the most important topic to start with?
Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:
i rolled over on an orb weaver once in my sleep and took some nasty bitez on the back of my head. had a headache for a month.
i do not reccommend doing that.
Quote from: Siz on October 20, 2019, 06:57:46 PM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 05:49:49 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.
what do you see as the most important topic to start with?
Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:
Hello RC and BR.
What you've got to realise is that most of the long-serving members of this forum have done the subject of Religion to death. There's not an angle or a topic that hasn't been discussed many times. There're loads of threads you can see going back years that contain brilliant discussion. And some brilliantly amusing trolls, and religitards floating all the arguments and counter-arguments you can imagine and many you can't. The more things change in the world, the more they stay the same.
So, you're more than welcome to start discussions on any topic you choose, but perhaps the reason you may not get much in the way of vigorous discussion is that its not particularly interesting any more.
*my opinion only of course.
yes, ive seen that before.
itz where i am with religion, in fact.
yet there are contradictions that are hard to escape. morality, for example. most atheists i know consider themselves to have a moral underpinning to their beliefs, but cant defend it logically. theists have them beat there.
Quote from: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 07:32:16 PM
Quote from: Siz on October 20, 2019, 06:57:46 PM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 05:49:49 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.
what do you see as the most important topic to start with?
Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:
Hello RC and BR.
What you've got to realise is that most of the long-serving members of this forum have done the subject of Religion to death. There's not an angle or a topic that hasn't been discussed many times. There're loads of threads you can see going back years that contain brilliant discussion. And some brilliantly amusing trolls, and religitards floating all the arguments and counter-arguments you can imagine and many you can't. The more things change in the world, the more they stay the same.
So, you're more than welcome to start discussions on any topic you choose, but perhaps the reason you may not get much in the way of vigorous discussion is that its not particularly interesting any more.
*my opinion only of course.
yes, ive seen that before.
itz where i am with religion, in fact.
yet there are contradictions that are hard to escape. morality, for example. most atheists i know consider themselves to have a moral underpinning to their beliefs, but cant defend it logically. theists have them beat there.
Haha, I'm not really the person to engage with if you want to make arguments based on moralistic judgements. But objective morality its a subject I very much enjoyed exploring.
Thanks, Siz, that's what I wanted to say when I wrote: "Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion." :thumbsup:
Quote from: Magdalena on October 20, 2019, 04:45:24 PM
I'm sad to admit this is exactly what I thought of this place when I joined 9 or 10 yrs ago.
:therethere:
I've left so many times... :felix: Tank, how many times have I left because I'm not happy here?
I've lost count. :grin:
Don't go, Red_Cloud, or just take a break from us if you must, but come back.
Oh, and :secrets1: try to not insult people too much. I know it's fun, believe me I want to do the same sometiemes...Well, many times...
Thanks for your friendly reply Magdalena. :thumbsup2:
When I was much younger I was a loner, I was picked on and bullied at school. But over time I made many friends. I was still sometimes bullied, but friends would often look out for me.
Today I still have many friends, some whose friendship goes back many years, even back to my schooldays. I have never intended to insult any member here, (all but one, and I think he has left!)
I tend to attract friends where we exchange a lot of playful banter. Probably because I'm like this also.
I'm like this with my wife and children and they are the same with me. I'm the only male in our household of four, so I am outnumbered, so they often gain the upper hand, but only in a jovial and friendly way.
If you look at a number of my posts you will see that I "take the piss" of myself as much as I do others.
Like the post below, which I don't think many sussed!
Ban - The Magic Pudding for starting this puerile vomit inducing thread!
Ban - All the arse scratching "Shit-for-brains" HAF members who have posted in this thread!
Ban - ALL the HAF members who have ever posted ANYTHING in this immature forum!
Ban - This fucking HAF forum!
Ban - Any habitual wanker who repeatedly ends every sentence with an exclamation mark!
But - DON'T ban Magdalena!
i will try to kerb my piss-taking, although i might find it difficult. :couchhide:
BR ban for all the Zeds.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 08:06:46 PM
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i will try to kerb my piss-taking, although i might find it difficult. :couchhide:
Yes, I've noticed your style. :grin:
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 04, 2019, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: Ricardo on October 04, 2019, 09:53:18 PM
Can this subject come under the purview of science?
Kiss my Goddam ass Ricardo. . . Goodbye! :terrapin:
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 08, 2019, 08:53:27 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 08, 2019, 05:43:39 AM
You are full of Christ.
It just shows.
Tell me, was my statement a compliment, or an insult?
Well! . . . He is certainly full of something Magdalena! :rofl:
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 18, 2019, 11:16:55 AM
You know what you can do Ricardo?
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/VIosZd0p45g5i/giphy.gif?cid=790b76118b81b0975d6816d8f607b928be7f5465473fe09e&rid=giphy.gif)
:f you:
Red Cloud, Siz said it better than I, this has become a small community of atheists and theists whose primary focus is not talking about religion- and atheism-related topics. This doesn't mean you shouldn't start new threads on such topics -- if you want, then, by all means, do -- it's just possible it'll be one of those 'dejá-vù threads'.
Because we're a small online community, I can understand why you would see us as 'cliquey'. I get that there's an invisible barrier that new members will feel they have to break through to feel accepted. But what you have to understand is that antagonising and insulting others will not help you break that barrier, on the contrary, and it will only feed your frustration.
What surprised me is this:
QuoteI was actually directing my post to SilverPhinx who in turn was "putting me in my place" in response to a previous post I had the affront to submit.
I was not 'putting you in your place' with my request for you not to fling insults at another member. I was requesting that you not insult another person. It was not personal, it was not an attack, and I have nothing against you, Red Cloud. Had the tables been turned and it was you being treated like a chew toy I would've said the same thing to the one attacking you.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on October 08, 2019, 06:56:54 PM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 08, 2019, 08:53:27 AM
Well! . . . He is certainly full of something Magdalena! :rofl:
Please refrain from posting such statements, Red Cloud. We try to keep the atmosphere in this forum civil, and I ask that you do not make our job difficult.
You said Camelot fell from within, that is true of many forums as well, and in my experience it's usually a prevailing toxic atmosphere that's one of the main causes of implosion. That's what we try and avoid, otherwise, the moderation of this forum is pretty lax, especially compared to some larger forums. If you stick around (and don't give us a reason to remind you to play nice ;) ), you might see for yourself that besides being a silly place, we're a really laid back bunch. Anyway, I hope you do stick around, even if HAF is not what you expected it to be.
Excessive jabbering ban.
". . . had the affront [effrontery] . . ." Whilst I can see the perspective from which whinging may not be completely without justification, I also think it worthwhile to use the appropriate terms in the process. :sidesmile:
Speaking of which, it's worth noting that other than gentle reminders of the site rules, the staff have been rather tolerant of definite contraventions of the same. There are many places where casual vitriol is, if not welcome and appreciated, completely acceptable. This is not one of those places.
Self-ban for being pernickety regarding diction.
Quote from: Magdalena on October 20, 2019, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 08:06:46 PM
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i will try to kerb my piss-taking, although i might find it difficult. :couchhide:
Yes, I've noticed your style. :grin:
Yes, I do see your point Magdalena. But I don't take back what I said to Ricardo. He has been around for a number of years now, using various names and avatars. He can still be seen in a few other forums under the name of Ricardo and using the same avatar he used here. He has posted in various chat forums, an astronomy forum and a hobby forum. The more you feed him (and posters like him) the more he will reply,
He managed to put out 37 posts until you Magdalena put a stop to him by posting:
QuoteNo, it's OK. You can talk about these subjects, just not with me. I don't enjoy it, but I'm sure others do. I like to talk about religious things maybe once every 3 or 4 years.
:thumbsup2:
If something like this had been posted sooner or if his post had been ignored he perhaps would have disappeared sooner! I don't know! :shrug:
Find another thread ban.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 09:38:14 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 20, 2019, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 08:06:46 PM
...
i will try to kerb my piss-taking, although i might find it difficult. :couchhide:
Yes, I've noticed your style. :grin:
Yes, I do see your point, Magdalena. But I don't take back what I said to Ricardo. He has been around for a number of years now, using various names and avatars. He can still be seen in a few other forums under the name of Ricardo and using the same avatar he used here. He has posted in various chat forums, an astronomy forum, and a hobby forum. The more you feed him (and posters like him) the more he will reply,
He managed to put out 37 posts until you Magdalena put a stop to him by posting:
QuoteNo, it's OK. You can talk about these subjects, just not with me. I don't enjoy it, but I'm sure others do. I like to talk about religious things maybe once every 3 or 4 years.
:thumbsup2:
If something like this had been posted sooner or if his post had been ignored he perhaps would have disappeared sooner! I don't know! :shrug:
You should've said this about him. I didn't know. I don't think anyone knew this. We thought he was a genuine poster, gave him the benefit of the doubt. This is why I couldn't understand why so much "hate" from you. It didn't make sense to "hate" someone without knowing anything about them, but I guess you guys go waaayyyy back. Now I know.
Quote from: Siz on October 20, 2019, 07:53:33 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 07:32:16 PM
Quote from: Siz on October 20, 2019, 06:57:46 PM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 05:49:49 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.
what do you see as the most important topic to start with?
Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:
Hello RC and BR.
What you've got to realise is that most of the long-serving members of this forum have done the subject of Religion to death. There's not an angle or a topic that hasn't been discussed many times. There're loads of threads you can see going back years that contain brilliant discussion. And some brilliantly amusing trolls, and religitards floating all the arguments and counter-arguments you can imagine and many you can't. The more things change in the world, the more they stay the same.
So, you're more than welcome to start discussions on any topic you choose, but perhaps the reason you may not get much in the way of vigorous discussion is that its not particularly interesting any more.
*my opinion only of course.
yes, ive seen that before.
itz where i am with religion, in fact.
yet there are contradictions that are hard to escape. morality, for example. most atheists i know consider themselves to have a moral underpinning to their beliefs, but cant defend it logically. theists have them beat there.
Haha, I'm not really the person to engage with if you want to make arguments based on moralistic judgements. But objective morality its a subject I very much enjoyed exploring.
we might explore it then.
im always interested in how people approach this subject.
what exactly do you mean when you say "objective morality?"
Quote from: No one on October 20, 2019, 10:03:59 PM
Find another thread ban.
Sorry, didn't mean to skip No one...Um...let's see...banned because breaking the rules and/or being flexible is OK, sometimes.
Quote from: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 10:15:57 PM
what exactly do you mean when you say "objective morality?"
Morality based on something other than opinion, personal preference or social conditioning.
What morals do you have that don't fall into one of the above?
But, banned for derailing. 😂
Quote from: Siz on October 20, 2019, 10:39:27 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 10:15:57 PM
what exactly do you mean when you say "objective morality?"
Morality based on something other than opinion, personal preference or social conditioning.
What morals do you have that don't fall into one of the above?
But, banned for derailing. 😂
i don't have any genuine morals. i don't believe in them. i do have certain behaviours that i practise, and others i avoid, but there's no justification for doing so based on any reasoning that i think is valid.
by your definition above, i'm thinking that your use of "objective morals" means something like "derived from an external source that gives it authority?"
i've never been able to come up with more than three possible sources for morality:
--aesthetics and emotion
-- natural selection for social cohesion
-- theism
only the last two of these could be objective, but the first might correspond to your personal preference, and the second might derive from your social conditioning.
i've never been able to figure out how i might use the word "objective" for what i mean when i talk about morals, so i tend to avoid the word.
banned for encouraging me
I think we're on the same sheet.
If you want further reading, an old member, Stevil, always framed this idea in much better terms than I ever could.
Quote from: StevilTo get the record straight, I don't believe in morality. I think it is a make believe human made concept. You cannot test for it and you cannot measure it. It is simply a way of categorising human actions into good (right), bad (wrong) and neutral. The thing is, when we start categorising, we all tend to have different lists. There certainly is no absolute standard of right and wrong, so when we categorise, we are using different standards to do this. Some people use the golden rule, others a perception of what humanism is, others use the teachings of the enlightenment of Buddha, others use the teachings of Mohammad, others the teachings of Jesus and others the teachings of the Old Testament, etc.
I guess, people by and large have a desire to be good. The problem is that there is no way of telling what is good from what is bad. I feel this is a driving force behind why people take up religion. They quickly learn that the definition of good differs from person to person hence they realise that they cannot trust themselves and hence they look to the wise. However the problem with the wise is that one wise person's morality differs from anothers. Human defined morality is a problem in that one person's morality is no better or no worse than another's. Thousands of years old religion that claims to know what is good, inspired by a perfect and all good deity becomes a compelling guide. If a person chooses to believe in the deity and believe in the specific religion then their problem of defining good goes away, thus they can now work towards being a good person.
An atheist doesn't have the deity option. An atheist looking for morality must either look for a principle, a wise person/organisation or must trust themselves.
The dangerous side to belief in morality is that morality doesn't stop at the self. Morality leads towards judgement of others, as people are now making bold claims as to whether others are acting morally or immorally. If a person stopped at only the self, they would be defining their own personal values rather than morality. Once people go down that dangerous path of moral judgement of others, they then look to enforce moral rules on others, so they put this into law.
Morality based law will result in oppression, which will result in conflict, which will result in danger for those living within that moral based society.
All religious wars are due to an insistence of pushing a flavour of morality onto others.
I am a strong proponent for defining a clear and specific goal for law. I would rather law act towards creating a stable and functional society rather than a moral one. With this goal in mind it would be hard to justify law against homosexuality, or polygomy, or pornography, or prostitution, or euthanasia, or against religious freedom. You don't have to agree with these things, you would just have to realise that it isn't your place to prevent others from doing them.
Banned for not taking the hint and taking this to another thread.
lol
im not very perceptive
banned for making me read some long-assed post
Banned for not banning me on the grounds of hypocrisy.
Kettle and pot ban.
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 09:38:14 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 20, 2019, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 08:06:46 PM
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i will try to kerb my piss-taking, although i might find it difficult. :couchhide:
Yes, I've noticed your style. :grin:
Yes, I do see your point, Magdalena. But I don't take back what I said to Ricardo. He has been around for a number of years now, using various names and avatars. He can still be seen in a few other forums under the name of Ricardo and using the same avatar he used here. He has posted in various chat forums, an astronomy forum, and a hobby forum. The more you feed him (and posters like him) the more he will reply,
He managed to put out 37 posts until you Magdalena put a stop to him by posting:
QuoteNo, it's OK. You can talk about these subjects, just not with me. I don't enjoy it, but I'm sure others do. I like to talk about religious things maybe once every 3 or 4 years.
:thumbsup2:
If something like this had been posted sooner or if his post had been ignored he perhaps would have disappeared sooner! I don't know! :shrug:
I've been thinking, my friend...
I don't think...No. Wait...I think...that's not the quote that made Ricardo go away, I think it's the one where I questioned his faith:
Quote from: Magdalena on October 08, 2019, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Ricardo on October 08, 2019, 01:08:26 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 08, 2019, 12:22:40 AM
Quote from: Ricardo on October 07, 2019, 11:49:46 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on October 07, 2019, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: Ricardo on October 05, 2019, 12:29:08 AM
I'm from Brazil! I have never participated in an atheist forum! I hope to learn more about atheism! Can this forum also learn about skepticism?
Ricardo...Ricardito...Are you a religious person?
I ask because when you start a sentence with: "a theistic friend told me he has two arguments against atheism..."--It's like when I ask: "Is marijuana bad for you? I have "a friend" who wants to know. ... :shifty:
So, are you a religious person? You sound like one.
I'm an atheist agnostic! I have so many theistic friends!
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/I5xVnGJRHZZf2/giphy.gif)
why don't you believe me? be honest!
You are full of Christ.
It just shows.
Tell me, was my statement a compliment, or an insult?
Is being "full of Christ!" An insult or a compliment?
As an atheist, I take it as a: "God bless you!" --from a Christia or a Jehovah witness...If you know what I mean.
(https://iguessimagrownup.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/i-am-filled-with-christs-love-saved-mandy-moore-gif.gif)
:snicker:
Admitting it's a compliment, means he is religious. If he's an atheist--like the honey badger--he don't give a shit.
...BUT...
Admitting it's an insult, is a betrayal to his god, again, if he is religious.
Yes?
Quote from: Magdalena on October 20, 2019, 04:45:24 PM
Quote from: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 01:10:29 PM
... It appears to me that this place you call your "Camelot", your "Elysium" is nothing more that a clique of like minded friends, made up of no more than a dozen members. Hardly any of the many other members ever post anything.
...
I'm sad to admit this is exactly what I thought of this place when I joined 9 or 10 yrs ago.
:therethere:
I've left so many times... :felix: Tank, how many times have I left because I'm not happy here?
I've lost count. :grin:
Don't go, Red_Cloud, or just take a break from us if you must, but come back.
Oh, and :secrets1: try to not insult people too much. I know it's fun, believe me I want to do the same sometiemes...Well, many times...
Oh, speaking of that, I ban No one, "Baking fail ban." What does that even mean?
Twice that I noticed. :hug:
Derailing ban!
Banned for getting the banned back together.
Banned for being a censorious thing.
Banned for the hypocritism of banning for censoring.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Banned for an inability to distinguish between play and real.
There are threads for you and you are great but maybe this one isn't for you.
I think he's going to reply yes it is and then try to close it down again.
Probably.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 19, 2019, 02:19:46 PM
Banned for an inability to distinguish between play and real.
There are threads for you and you are great but maybe this one isn't for you.
Banned for... look, buddy I know what's real, OK? You don't tell me what's real or not! I'm like the best at it of anyone in the world! I've got four doctorates and am an expert in any and all areas of expertise! Who do you think you are!?!? I am!
Banned for calling me buddy
Banned because I have impeached and convicted you.
Banned because Bad Penny II and I have already colluded to make the senate trial a sham kangaroo court.
Banned for making a sham kangaroo court.
Banned for defaming kangaroos by connecting them in any way with what is going on in Washington, D.C.
Going down under ban.
Banned for going down
Banned 'cause reciprocation is win win.
I'm just bored and restless and the "corn of teen" is driving me crazy and you haven't been around here lately and I just wanna ban you for nothing and for everything.
--There!
>:(
Being bored ban!
Bored of being bored ban! Now get outta here! :)
Idle hands are a banner's playground ban!
Banned for using Eric Idle's name without his written permission. Please Cease and Desist. A suit for injunction and damages will be filed next week.
Objection Ban.
Legal ban
Illegal use of the legal ban.
Banned for not filling out and submitting the 3071-E banning form.
Bureaucratic ban!
Grueling path ban!
Not-me-I'm-taking-Easy-Street ban.
Slacker ban
Fuck off!!!! ban.
Ray-ban.
Future's so bright ban.
Not with Covid19 and Trump ban
This too shall pass ban.
I wish it had already passed ban
Dream a little dream ban.
Poker face ban.
I don't even know her ban.
I did not have sex with that woman ban.
Executive privilege ban
Under privileged ban
Ban of destitution!
Ban of desolation!
Smaug ban
banned for bringing dragons into it
Dungeon ban.
S & M ban.
Rihanna ban
Barf ban.
John Candy/Space Balls ban.
Schwartz ban
As big as mine ban.
Love sausage boasting ban
Wurstfest ban.
Oktoberfest ban :'(
paralytic, lying on the floor ban
You're an Aussie ban.
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder ban.
Vice-President-Pence-you-have-a-fly-on-your-head ban.
Hit the fly with a hammer ban.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Cruelty to hammers ban.
Bang, bang! Maxwell's silver hammer ban
Fancy hammer ban.
Fancy hammer on fancy ketchup ban.
I'm bored ban :grin:
Teak some time to figure out how you would change that ban.
(Maybe go to the beech, get your ash outside.)
Banned, because I've just realised something :) :D ;D
No one... but if we all join together and sing coom ba yah my lord we can do it.
You can come back now No one, you are redeemed, unbanned, come on give us an hug. :)
Banned for excessive schmaltziness.
Chicken ban!
Beth
Quote
Chickens don't fly but they have got the wings
No matter how hard they try
They bump into things
They're all running around
Like they're heads on the ground
They got a wish bone where their backbone should've grown
Ban
This is the legendary HAF Ban The Poster Above You thread Green
What do you think?
Well, it's a bit squalid, isn't it?
Hey, don't you be doing your Arthur Dent on the Vogon space ship thing again, just ban me so I can raise the Ban thread from the dead.
Why can't you ban yourself, you do that sort of thing all the time.
I do not, anyway I have compunctions.
Can't you get a cream for that?
Yes, but they don't work.
OK, but I get to do more of my own posts.
QuoteThey're all running around
Like they're heads on the ground
Like their heads are on the ground ban.
Someone will probably come along and ban me for being a Grammar Green now.
Maybe this song is deeper than you thought Green, Ban!
Maybe those headless chickens running about are in a sense "heads on the ground"
I don't think you'll resurrect this thread.
I'll settle for a bit of headless chicken.
Didn't eat yer meat ban!
These are the days where you can be a man with very little penis, or none at all.
Hallelujah
You can be a woman and have a big dick too.
You don't have to eat your meat to have or be a Pudding.
Banned for banning me with a reference from your least liked Floyd record.
Banned for talking about dicks when I am eating lunch.
Banned for not banning The Pudding for dissing the Floyd
Banned for idolatry and cultish behavior when it comes to Pink Floyd.
Banned because I loath DIY!
Christmas Ban - the worst kind!!
No gifts for YOU!
Banned for endangering the fragile recovery with yer fkn commie enviro-nazi no gifts post.
Banned because I love you.
Banned for mixing pain with pleasure.
Banned for not appreciating there can be a perfect mix of pain and pleasure ;)
Banned for not explaining it clearly in a thread of its own.
Banned for demanding clear a explanation, whilst belonging to a profession that built and maintains a labyrinthine system for the purpose of creating befuddlement to maximise profit.
Unbanned for a zinger reply!!!
Banned for unbanning with malice!
Banned because you slag off wombats!
Banned for putting yourself between wombats and their prey.
Alas, poor Bluenose, I knew him somewhat.
Banned for ripping off Shakespeare.
Banned for mentioning Shakespeare. Am I the only person that loathes being dragged to see a Shakespeare play? With the possible exception of A midsummer nights dream.
Banned for not appreciating one of your greatest national treasures, one of the Fathers of our language, and for not liking Hamlet - something is rotten in your view of the Bard.
banned for missing a priceless opportunity to quote tbe master of the english language himself in such a context
QuoteTo be or not to be; that is the bare bodkin
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would fardels bear, till Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane,
But that the fear of something after death
Murders the innocent sleep,
Great nature's second course,
And makes us rather sling the arrows of outrageous fortune
Than fly to others that we know not of.
There's the respect must give us pause:
Wake Duncan with thy knocking! I would thou couldst;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The law's delay, and the quietus which his pangs might take,
In the dead waste and middle of the night, when churchyards yawn
In customary suits of solemn black,
But that the undiscovered country from whose bourne no traveler returns,
Breathes forth contagion on the world,
And thus the native hue of resolution, like the poor cat i' the adage,
Is sicklied o'er with care,
And all the clouds that lowered o'er our housetops,
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.
'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. But soft you, the fair Ophelia:
Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws,
But get thee to a nunnery—go!
Muhammadan ban for showing an image of the Bard. Satanic Heresy!!
Description depiction restriction.
Rhymester eviction.
Banned due to Frood and towel management envy.
Banned for pseudo-Freudian (Froodian?) allusions, in violation of Section 14.267(A)(ii).
Rules are made to be broken ban.
Banned because rules are made for The Greater Good.
The Greater Good
Banned because screw the Greater Good unless it is Good For Me.
Banned for believing the American dream ;)
Banned for besmirching consumerism and its many glories.
Banned for fibbing :)
Legitimate ban.
Illegitimate ban.
Illegitimater ban.
repetition
10 love
Hey ace, you've been served ban.
Banned on general principles.
i won't keep this private, but corporal punishment shall be handed down.
Major ban.
Outranked. General ban.
Article 88 ban.
Trying to use the UCMJ on civilians ban.
Do. Or do not. There is no try ban.
Arbitrary and capricious ban.
i find your lack of yodaquette, disturbing ban.
Banned for the hell of it.
Hades nuts ban.
Fire-roasted religious zealots ban.
Well intended hand basket ban.
Monks of Emptiness ban.
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Buckethead ban.
Thor hammer ban!
I'll keep it between us, a loki ban.
Dislocxic nab.
Forward thinking been.
Misspelling ban.
Bean they're bee four ban.
Too clever by half ban.
Anti-intellectual ban.
Egghead ban.
Eggs are expensive now, ban.
Al Bumen says, yolks on you ban.
Poaching ban.
Ruined eggs ban.
Agony and eggstasy ban.
Omelette ban.Or should I just quiche you out?
Broken eggs, and hamming around ban.
Breakfast ban.
Have you ever sausage a thing?
Bacon ban.
Non-kosher ban, combined with trichinosis ban. Double bans mean the banned person cannot retaliate and misses one turn.
Dont' tell me what's it all about ban
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
TMI ban.
Acronym ban.
AB
Minimalist ban.
MAB
Speech impediment ban.
Faceless ban.
this is impenetrable yo me.
i hereby ban pepple who are needlessly rude
you know who you are
justifiably rude is okay
Fuck off ban :)
You tell 'im! Ban. :D
Apostrophe ban.
Period ban.
Duration ban.
Propagation of the duration nation ban.
Couldn't be bothered to have an avatar ban.
Just couldn't be bothered, its people like you that are the problem, I'd ban the lot of you if I could.
Dump a clump of lumps ban.
Jumped-up ban.
Hopping mad ban :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
Calm down ban. :offtobed: :yawn:
i dont know how this works.
you people are apparently happy to ban anything.
ban ban.
Senility ban.
Ageism ban
Again ban.
Revenge of wood ban. :o
You should just go! Cedar door ban.
Chris Pine ban.
Rock, Paper, Scissors ban.
Spock ban.
Highly Illogical ban.
Green blooded son of a bitch ban.
Anti green discrimination ban.
Red hot poker ban!
Big Johnson's Casino ban.
(Liquor up front, poker in the rear)
Banana ban - nana bana bobana, fee-fi-fobana.
Plantain ban.
^ properly prepared Plantains are delicious. Yummy and healthy too.
Ban christian nationalists..........soon please.
DiSantis ban. Removed from all libraries by decree and gubernatorial fiat.
Banned for abandoning us,
for twenty four days.
To suffer the onslaught,
With no help from the holy.
Codependent ban.
^ Banned for hating himself when he should let me do that for him.
Doting ban.
Dotty ban.
Projection ban.
Denial ban.
Egyptian ban
A ban on your ban.
This and that, tit for tat ban.
:popcorn:
No food on the production floor ban.
Banned for self banning in public.
Slippery slope ban.
I can stop anytime I want ban.
Banned for being.
Being for ban.
Take this outside ban.
Ray-Bans.
Noodles, Ichiban.
Impasta ban.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster ban.
^ No No,no, we cannot ban the FSM, it is our go to character.
Ban all Christian Nationalists, Also ship all of them off to a remote island somewhere in the Antarctic ocean.
No, no, a ban on shipping them down here.
Banned for a lacking the merest glint of an entrepreneurial spark.
We'll rend the oil out of them and make Green Christian Crackers and export them back to the USA.
Christians cannot be green because they are full of love and acceptance, not envy and discontent ban.
A social disaster ban.
Family reunion ban.
God help me ban.
To hell with God, ban God.
To hell with it ban
A ban on sending anything to hell.
A ban on overthinking.
Overthinking over there, thinking over here.
Should have been banned long ago ban
Banned for not banning sooner.
Banned for being inpatient.
Banned for prejudice against in-patients. In some cases, one needs to be admitted to the hospital.
Nab lasrever elor
Ban on the backward
Unban reversed.
Banned for assuming dictatorial powers in a democracy.
Banned for spruking discredited democratic twaddle in this glorious totanklitarian state.
Bring in the tanks!
Squash him!
Squash him before he gets away!