Hello, all. I am a card-carrying English ninja who likes to pretend to be some kind of halfway decent storyteller. I grew up atheist with a very supportive christian family--a lucky thing, judging by the stories I've seen on this site--and a tight circle of friends who all eventually turned to the dark side with me. My hobbies include drawing (poorly), singing (semi-decently), and writing (also poorly). I decided to join this forum because I like belonging to some kind of large group, and most of the clubs that offer that sort of thing at my school are heavily Christianity-centered. I am fond of proofreading and editing any kind of text and will do so gladly if anyone asks.
Have a good day >w<
--Unlinked
Hi there Unlinked. Welcome to HAF. I am interested to see if you join forces with our resident Norwegian Ninja, or if you end up having some sort of ninja-off.
*Popcorn*
Thanks. Although, I'm not sure how one would go about having a ninja-off for two different languages, but for the sake of good grammar everywhere...
OH. English-ninja. Haha, I thought that you meant that you were British (English) AND a ninja, not that you had ninja-esque skillz when it comes to the English language. Haha, I have no idea how competent our other ninja (Guardian) is at Norwegian grammar (since I don't speak Norwegian, he could say any manner of nonsense and I would smile and think it was brilliant.) He's more of a real ninja, with swords and stuff.
Hey, Unlinked! Welcome to HAF. :)
I also enjoy drawing and singing (both semi poorly in my case), as well as writing, proofreading and editing!
Glad to meet you.
Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 11:17:09 PM
OH. English-ninja. Haha, I thought that you meant that you were British (English) AND a ninja, not that you had ninja-esque skillz when it comes to the English language. Haha, I have no idea how competent our other ninja (Guardian) is at Norwegian grammar (since I don't speak Norwegian, he could say any manner of nonsense and I would smile and think it was brilliant.) He's more of a real ninja, with swords and stuff.
Gah, sorry for the confusion! I just thought "grammar Nazi" was a bit too non-family-friendly. And I'm not English at all, just a silly American whose only experience with swords and stuff was flailing a broom handle at my brother in self-defense while he practiced his fencing on me. Yeah, there's no contest, unless it's a Super Smash Bros Brawl duel; I might be able to hold my own in that case.
Quote from: Amicale on April 04, 2012, 12:31:03 AM
Hey, Unlinked! Welcome to HAF. :)
I also enjoy drawing and singing (both semi poorly in my case), as well as writing, proofreading and editing!
Glad to meet you.
Hello ^_^ It's not often that I meet another person with my oddly diverse hobbies, so it's nice to meet you.
Quote from: Unlinked on April 04, 2012, 12:34:37 AM
Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 11:17:09 PM
OH. English-ninja. Haha, I thought that you meant that you were British (English) AND a ninja, not that you had ninja-esque skillz when it comes to the English language. Haha, I have no idea how competent our other ninja (Guardian) is at Norwegian grammar (since I don't speak Norwegian, he could say any manner of nonsense and I would smile and think it was brilliant.) He's more of a real ninja, with swords and stuff.
Gah, sorry for the confusion! I just thought "grammar Nazi" was a bit too non-family-friendly. And I'm not English at all, just a silly American whose only experience with swords and stuff was flailing a broom handle at my brother in self-defense while he practiced his fencing on me. Yeah, there's no contest, unless it's a Super Smash Bros Brawl duel; I might be able to hold my own in that case.
I gotcha! Yes, I agree, "Grammar Nazi" rather puts one on edge. "English Ninja" sounds like someone who might be fun to drink tea and play that fruit-slashing game with. :D I just ended my sentence with a preposition. And I'm NOT changing it. Neener.
Quote from: Ali on April 04, 2012, 12:38:53 AM
Quote from: Unlinked on April 04, 2012, 12:34:37 AM
Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 11:17:09 PM
OH. English-ninja. Haha, I thought that you meant that you were British (English) AND a ninja, not that you had ninja-esque skillz when it comes to the English language. Haha, I have no idea how competent our other ninja (Guardian) is at Norwegian grammar (since I don't speak Norwegian, he could say any manner of nonsense and I would smile and think it was brilliant.) He's more of a real ninja, with swords and stuff.
Gah, sorry for the confusion! I just thought "grammar Nazi" was a bit too non-family-friendly. And I'm not English at all, just a silly American whose only experience with swords and stuff was flailing a broom handle at my brother in self-defense while he practiced his fencing on me. Yeah, there's no contest, unless it's a Super Smash Bros Brawl duel; I might be able to hold my own in that case.
I gotcha! Yes, I agree, "Grammar Nazi" rather puts one on edge. "English Ninja" sounds like someone who might be fun to drink tea and play that fruit-slashing game with. :D I just ended my sentence with a preposition. And I'm NOT changing it. Neener.
Ha, "that fruit-slashing game." I prefer Angry Birds, mostly because it unleashes my inner Hulk. ("Die, you g***** pigs, die!")
Psh, I've heard linguists from the University of Chicago discredit that rule. You can go right ahead. XD
Welcome!
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 04, 2012, 01:01:37 AM
Welcome!
Hello! Just curious, as I've seen a few similar things around the site, is there anything special behind the knife in your signature?
^^ The Magic Pudding gives out HAF silverware to those of us who reach posting milestones (1000 posts, 2000 posts, et cetera.)
You haven't met Pudding yet. I suspect he'll be along shortly, saying something bizarre and hilarious, and perhaps killing something you hold dear and turning it into a hat.
Ah, I see. Good to know, and thanks for warning me. I'll hide my cat.
Quote from: Unlinked on April 04, 2012, 01:45:19 AM
Ah, I see. Good to know, and thanks for warning me. I'll hide my cat.
Too late.
Cat in a hat has at least one more meaning than Dr Seuss familiarized.
Will I make felt from the fur or use the skin?
Perhaps I should use both to limit waste, after all cats don't grow on trees.
They can often be found in trees though, I think I'll go for the felt.
I need more cats though, it's surprising how many small animals you need to make a nice felt hat.
Hello Unlinked
Oh and don't believe people who say I'm odd, I'm perfectly abnormal.
I think you'll have more luck with the felt route, considering the several tons of fur she sheds daily and the number of small animals she catches, hummingbirds included. She'd be of more use to you as a gatherer of materials than a source.
Also, tiny top hats seem to be in style, so maybe you could maximize your profits by charging double the price of a normal hat while using less than half the material if you're into the evil businessman gig.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on April 04, 2012, 02:34:40 AM
Oh and don't believe people who say I'm odd, I'm perfectly abnormal.
So I noticed. It's wonderful to meet you, Pudding. I'm sure we'll have fun. >w<
Quote from: Unlinked on April 04, 2012, 01:16:58 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 04, 2012, 01:01:37 AM
Welcome!
Hello! Just curious, as I've seen a few similar things around the site, is there anything special behind the knife in your signature?
Yeah, as Ali explained, it's a bit of a meme that's been popping up around the place lately. The Magic Pudding gives them to people who hit their 4 digit milestone number of posts.
Hi Unlinked
I hate Grammer Nazi's. But you look like a lot of fun! ;D
Welcome to HAF.
Regards
Chris
Haha, thanks, glad you think so. I try to remain civil about grammar most of the time, but occasionally...
*Can't tell whether or not the unnecessary apostrophe is a troll... will assume it is to avoid looking like a fool.*
Quote from: Tank on April 04, 2012, 08:24:11 AM
I hate Grammer Nazi's. But you look like a lot of fun! ;D
So do I...
Hello Unlinked,
I have a feeling my posts will get you slightly agitated as my grammar is appalling.
Unlinked has exposed his/her soft underbelly to us. Whenever we want to give him/her a jab in the ribs, we have only to start spouting off in text speak, and s/he will crumble in despair....*evil grin*
(Don't worry, Unlinked, we're only teasing. ;) Probably. ;))
Quote from: Unlinked on April 04, 2012, 12:34:37 AM
Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 11:17:09 PM
OH. English-ninja. Haha, I thought that you meant that you were British (English) AND a ninja, not that you had ninja-esque skillz when it comes to the English language. Haha, I have no idea how competent our other ninja (Guardian) is at Norwegian grammar (since I don't speak Norwegian, he could say any manner of nonsense and I would smile and think it was brilliant.) He's more of a real ninja, with swords and stuff.
Gah, sorry for the confusion! I just thought "grammar Nazi" was a bit too non-family-friendly. And I'm not English at all, just a silly American whose only experience with swords and stuff was flailing a broom handle at my brother in self-defense while he practiced his fencing on me. Yeah, there's no contest, unless it's a Super Smash Bros Brawl duel; I might be able to hold my own in that case.
I hear you speak of me.
Ninja, huh...
I'll be the judge of that!
Just kidding. Welcome to the forum. I am the guy you call for assassinations. Character or otherwise.
Quote from: Crow on April 04, 2012, 06:23:37 PM
Hello Unlinked,
I have a feeling my posts will get you slightly agitated as my grammar is appalling.
I will be sure to give your posts disapproving looks from behind my steepled fingers while silently plotting my vengeance.
Quote from: Ali on April 04, 2012, 06:55:28 PM
Unlinked has exposed his/her soft underbelly to us. Whenever we want to give him/her a jab in the ribs, we have only to start spouting off in text speak, and s/he will crumble in despair....*evil grin*
No! Not my squishy weak point!
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Quote from: Guardian85 on April 04, 2012, 10:31:59 PM
I hear you speak of me.
Ninja, huh...
I'll be the judge of that!
Just kidding. Welcome to the forum. I am the guy you call for assassinations. Character or otherwise.
QAQ *Cowers behind a broomstick* Don't make me call my daddy on you! He's an engineer and he'll-- he'll-- he'll do math at you! Just you wait!
Assassinations, hm? I'll keep you on speed-dial. >w<
Quote from: Ali on April 04, 2012, 06:55:28 PM
Unlinked has exposed his/her soft underbelly to us. Whenever we want to give him/her a jab in the ribs, we have only to start spouting off in text speak, and s/he will crumble in despair....*evil grin*
(Don't worry, Unlinked, we're only teasing. ;) Probably. ;))
O hai! I can haz c0ff33?? ;D
*waits for the fun to start*
Quote from: Amicale on April 05, 2012, 12:49:29 AM
O hai! I can haz c0ff33?? ;D
*waits for the fun to start*
Amicale uses chatspeak. It's super effective!
Gah, not the chatspeak, it burns! D8 Away, defiler of the English language! *Flails a red pen *
Welcome, Unlinked. (I hope you're noting my use of a comma with direct address.) ;)
*drop a blank welcome card, and slowly backs away from the grammar/spell check hunter...*
Sneaky sneakity sneak...
*briefly stops to consider the entertainment that might ensue if Warhammer Orc/Ork speech was used....*
Quote from: Unlinked on April 05, 2012, 02:02:24 AM
Quote from: Amicale on April 05, 2012, 12:49:29 AM
O hai! I can haz c0ff33?? ;D
*waits for the fun to start*
Amicale uses chatspeak. It's super effective!
Gah, not the chatspeak, it burns! D8 Away, defiler of the English language! *Flails a red pen *
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lhx12di09a1qz6l95o1_500.jpg&hash=6c86aaac5879379082c421836325b1d69e865057)
;D
Hello! Great to meet you!!
Quote from: Amicale on April 05, 2012, 10:25:37 AM
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LOL what unfortunate markings. :D
Quote from: Unlinked on April 03, 2012, 09:50:20 PM
Hello, all. I am a card-carrying English ninja who likes to pretend to be some kind of halfway decent storyteller. I grew up atheist with a very supportive christian family--a lucky thing, judging by the stories I've seen on this site--and a tight circle of friends who all eventually turned to the dark side with me. My hobbies include drawing (poorly), singing (semi-decently), and writing (also poorly). I decided to join this forum because I like belonging to some kind of large group, and most of the clubs that offer that sort of thing at my school are heavily Christianity-centered. I am fond of proofreading and editing any kind of text and will do so gladly if anyone asks.
Have a good day >w<
--Unlinked
Hello and welcome. I too had a pretty supportive Christian family. I even managed to convert some Cousins, and when my mom said that I had a problem I started quoting things from the bible she just asked it really says that? Yeah ma you should probably try reading it before telling me I have a problem ::)
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on April 06, 2012, 06:08:19 PM
Quote from: Unlinked on April 03, 2012, 09:50:20 PM
Hello, all. I am a card-carrying English ninja who likes to pretend to be some kind of halfway decent storyteller. I grew up atheist with a very supportive christian family--a lucky thing, judging by the stories I've seen on this site--and a tight circle of friends who all eventually turned to the dark side with me. My hobbies include drawing (poorly), singing (semi-decently), and writing (also poorly). I decided to join this forum because I like belonging to some kind of large group, and most of the clubs that offer that sort of thing at my school are heavily Christianity-centered. I am fond of proofreading and editing any kind of text and will do so gladly if anyone asks.
Have a good day >w<
--Unlinked
Hello and welcome. I too had a pretty supportive Christian family. I even managed to convert some Cousins, and when my mom said that I had a problem I started quoting things from the bible she just asked it really says that? Yeah ma you should probably try reading it before telling me I have a problem ::)
Robert, it was the same for me. When I started talking about my views, my mom was still clinging to her beliefs and ideas, which was cool to me.. but she was saying stuff like yours was saying. So I started quoting the Bible, and same thing happened -- she asked 'It really says that? Where does it say that??' and when I was able to give her chapter and verse and she realized that stuff was in there, she stopped defending it. What you don't know CAN hurt you.
Quote from: Amicale on April 06, 2012, 07:30:53 PM
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on April 06, 2012, 06:08:19 PM
Quote from: Unlinked on April 03, 2012, 09:50:20 PM
Hello, all. I am a card-carrying English ninja who likes to pretend to be some kind of halfway decent storyteller. I grew up atheist with a very supportive christian family--a lucky thing, judging by the stories I've seen on this site--and a tight circle of friends who all eventually turned to the dark side with me. My hobbies include drawing (poorly), singing (semi-decently), and writing (also poorly). I decided to join this forum because I like belonging to some kind of large group, and most of the clubs that offer that sort of thing at my school are heavily Christianity-centered. I am fond of proofreading and editing any kind of text and will do so gladly if anyone asks.
Have a good day >w<
--Unlinked
Hello and welcome. I too had a pretty supportive Christian family. I even managed to convert some Cousins, and when my mom said that I had a problem I started quoting things from the bible she just asked it really says that? Yeah ma you should probably try reading it before telling me I have a problem ::)
Robert, it was the same for me. When I started talking about my views, my mom was still clinging to her beliefs and ideas, which was cool to me.. but she was saying stuff like yours was saying. So I started quoting the Bible, and same thing happened -- she asked 'It really says that? Where does it say that??' and when I was able to give her chapter and verse and she realized that stuff was in there, she stopped defending it. What you don't know CAN hurt you.
Yep the exact same thing happened to me. She is still christian and a couple times she even said wait I thought you were beleived in some god still. Nope haven't for 2 years. Then she just pretty much leaves it alone. Sometimes I will quote the bible still and she just kind of goes with it without saying anything bc she knows that what I am saying is ridiculous and is in the bible.
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on April 06, 2012, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: Amicale on April 06, 2012, 07:30:53 PM
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on April 06, 2012, 06:08:19 PM
Quote from: Unlinked on April 03, 2012, 09:50:20 PM
Hello, all. I am a card-carrying English ninja who likes to pretend to be some kind of halfway decent storyteller. I grew up atheist with a very supportive christian family--a lucky thing, judging by the stories I've seen on this site--and a tight circle of friends who all eventually turned to the dark side with me. My hobbies include drawing (poorly), singing (semi-decently), and writing (also poorly). I decided to join this forum because I like belonging to some kind of large group, and most of the clubs that offer that sort of thing at my school are heavily Christianity-centered. I am fond of proofreading and editing any kind of text and will do so gladly if anyone asks.
Have a good day >w<
--Unlinked
Hello and welcome. I too had a pretty supportive Christian family. I even managed to convert some Cousins, and when my mom said that I had a problem I started quoting things from the bible she just asked it really says that? Yeah ma you should probably try reading it before telling me I have a problem ::)
Robert, it was the same for me. When I started talking about my views, my mom was still clinging to her beliefs and ideas, which was cool to me.. but she was saying stuff like yours was saying. So I started quoting the Bible, and same thing happened -- she asked 'It really says that? Where does it say that??' and when I was able to give her chapter and verse and she realized that stuff was in there, she stopped defending it. What you don't know CAN hurt you.
Yep the exact same thing happened to me. She is still christian and a couple times she even said wait I thought you were beleived in some god still. Nope haven't for 2 years. Then she just pretty much leaves it alone. Sometimes I will quote the bible still and she just kind of goes with it without saying anything bc she knows that what I am saying is ridiculous and is in the bible.
My mom wavers between not believing anything in particular, and still believing in some kind of God. It just depends on the day, and her mood. I understand that for her, it's an emotional issue -- you can't undo several decades of belief very easily, and it might frighten her, wondering about what happens after this life. So I'm not pressing her on it, or forcing the issue. She knows what I believe, and she'll come to her own conclusions in her own time. The most important thing to me is that she's asking questions, wondering about things, and not just taking belief for granted anymore. I think it's a long, sometimes difficult process for a lot of people. I think it's good that your mom is prettymuch just leaving it alone. I'm sure she's thinking about it, in her own way. :)
Quote from: Amicale on April 06, 2012, 07:48:50 PM
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on April 06, 2012, 07:41:35 PM
Quote from: Amicale on April 06, 2012, 07:30:53 PM
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on April 06, 2012, 06:08:19 PM
Quote from: Unlinked on April 03, 2012, 09:50:20 PM
Hello, all. I am a card-carrying English ninja who likes to pretend to be some kind of halfway decent storyteller. I grew up atheist with a very supportive christian family--a lucky thing, judging by the stories I've seen on this site--and a tight circle of friends who all eventually turned to the dark side with me. My hobbies include drawing (poorly), singing (semi-decently), and writing (also poorly). I decided to join this forum because I like belonging to some kind of large group, and most of the clubs that offer that sort of thing at my school are heavily Christianity-centered. I am fond of proofreading and editing any kind of text and will do so gladly if anyone asks.
Have a good day >w<
--Unlinked
Hello and welcome. I too had a pretty supportive Christian family. I even managed to convert some Cousins, and when my mom said that I had a problem I started quoting things from the bible she just asked it really says that? Yeah ma you should probably try reading it before telling me I have a problem ::)
Robert, it was the same for me. When I started talking about my views, my mom was still clinging to her beliefs and ideas, which was cool to me.. but she was saying stuff like yours was saying. So I started quoting the Bible, and same thing happened -- she asked 'It really says that? Where does it say that??' and when I was able to give her chapter and verse and she realized that stuff was in there, she stopped defending it. What you don't know CAN hurt you.
Yep the exact same thing happened to me. She is still christian and a couple times she even said wait I thought you were beleived in some god still. Nope haven't for 2 years. Then she just pretty much leaves it alone. Sometimes I will quote the bible still and she just kind of goes with it without saying anything bc she knows that what I am saying is ridiculous and is in the bible.
My mom wavers between not believing anything in particular, and still believing in some kind of God. It just depends on the day, and her mood. I understand that for her, it's an emotional issue -- you can't undo several decades of belief very easily, and it might frighten her, wondering about what happens after this life. So I'm not pressing her on it, or forcing the issue. She knows what I believe, and she'll come to her own conclusions in her own time. The most important thing to me is that she's asking questions, wondering about things, and not just taking belief for granted anymore. I think it's a long, sometimes difficult process for a lot of people. I think it's good that your mom is prettymuch just leaving it alone. I'm sure she's thinking about it, in her own way. :)
Yes, my moms side is not very religious as they never EVER go to church, but they are stubborn. Her sister, my godmother, is very supportive. We do, however, get into discussions about it. I have a lot of points I usually start off with how the age of the Earth according to the bible was only about 6 1/2 billion years off. Pretty close. My main point for the past couple years is one I just saw in the laid back lounge: Sorry I don't believe in zombie Jesus. That one has gotten a laugh out of her and my cousins every time ;D
Edit: I was wrong I saw the zombie jesus thing on facebook now that I think about it.