Re: Reasons To Be Grumpy thread

[xSilverPhinx]

I really want to go outside. 

*wails silently*

[billy rubin]

my life is overcommitted

yezterday (my friday) my machinist called

come get your head its beautiful

so i went to the grocery store to buy greens

(im a vegetarian again. the meat stuff just isnt working out)

and got some cazh for him

went home to plan on digging out the exposed 20 foot culvert . a big job for me with a shovel, especuiallybas my shoulders start aching before i get out of bed anyway

and the wife zays youre cpr trained, right? tomorrow you have to help starbuck put up the 100 foot fence at the socfer field and they need someone with cpr

huh? did i zay i would do that?

you said you were free second and thjrd days.

yez, but not at random . . .

no help for it but just enough time maybe

so i get up this morning go downstairs and theres a note in the kitch sink

sink leaks do notuse

my sink is a collection of junk nailed together with a plastic pipe that runs to a hole in the cellar floor and thence to the road. state of the art in 1914. the plastic pipehad broken and the sink drained to the floor and only then to the cellar

so out to the barn for junk to fix it. old plastic well line, hoze clampz etc

after many zetbackz which made me say bad words the sink iz fixed and now ican go get my head, put up the fence at the soccer field. adminizter any necessary cpr, dig out my culvert and then go to bed before my shoulders render me paralytic.

and then therez tomorrow!

[xSilverPhinx]

my life is overcommitted

yezterday (my friday) my machinist called

come get your head its beautiful

so i went to the grocery store to buy greens

(im a vegetarian again. the meat stuff just isnt working out)

and got some cazh for him

went home to plan on digging out the exposed 20 foot culvert . a big job for me with a shovel, especuiallybas my shoulders start aching before i get out of bed anyway

and the wife zays youre cpr trained, right? tomorrow you have to help starbuck put up the 100 foot fence at the socfer field and they need someone with cpr

huh? did i zay i would do that?

you said you were free second and thjrd days.

yez, but not at random . . .

no help for it but just enough time maybe

so i get up this morning go downstairs and theres a note in the kitch sink

sink leaks do notuse

my sink is a collection of junk nailed together with a plastic pipe that runs to a hole in the cellar floor and thence to the road. state of the art in 1914. the plastic pipehad broken and the sink drained to the floor and only then to the cellar

so out to the barn for junk to fix it. old plastic well line, hoze clampz etc

after many zetbackz which made me say bad words the sink iz fixed and now ican go get my head, put up the fence at the soccer field. adminizter any necessary cpr, dig out my culvert and then go to bed before my shoulders render me paralytic.

and then therez tomorrow!

Sounds like a full, painful day.

[No one]

The Billyz:
yezterday (my friday) my machinist called

come get your head its beautiful

Is this machinist's name Mellisa Daniels?
She was extremely proficient at administering beautiful head.

[billy rubin]

tHats nOt WHat I mEaNt

[No one]

Is that a yes?

[billy rubin]

It's a "no," unfortunately

[No one]

Did you mean yes?

[billy rubin]

no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuGjk40A5Dc[/youtube]

[billy rubin]

[billy rubin]

[No one]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0

Thanks, now I have hearing aids.

[Dark Lightning]

^ Is that Bustin' Jeeber!?

[xSilverPhinx]

^ Is that Bustin' Jeeber!?

You better beliebe it!

[Dark Lightning]