Title: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: ronniereason on August 29, 2008, 11:07:25 PM
Post by: ronniereason on August 29, 2008, 11:07:25 PM
Although I produced this music video for my kids, others beyond the family circle seem to appreciate its message regarding evolution vs. creationism..
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHPQusSc5Q (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHPQusSc5Q)
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHPQusSc5Q (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHPQusSc5Q)
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: Will on August 30, 2008, 12:47:35 AM
Post by: Will on August 30, 2008, 12:47:35 AM
Fantastic job on that. It's a great way to introduce the truth of the matter to children.
Also, it's dangerously catchy.
Also, it's dangerously catchy.
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: Asmodean on August 30, 2008, 08:53:34 AM
Post by: Asmodean on August 30, 2008, 08:53:34 AM
Quote from: "Willravel"Also, it's dangerously catchy. :unsure: Very catchy.
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: Benoît Bôls on August 30, 2008, 12:10:33 PM
Post by: Benoît Bôls on August 30, 2008, 12:10:33 PM
Very funny! (And catchy!)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv338%2Fmaledoro%2FBananas%2F424c8e4d.gif&hash=f913d111ba457072773eee9c2a6258f0db026186)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv338%2Fmaledoro%2FBananas%2F424c8e4d.gif&hash=f913d111ba457072773eee9c2a6258f0db026186)
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: Msblue on September 06, 2008, 07:12:15 PM
Post by: Msblue on September 06, 2008, 07:12:15 PM
Excellent! 
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: McQ on September 06, 2008, 07:24:39 PM
Post by: McQ on September 06, 2008, 07:24:39 PM
Oh, man, Ronnie! That is beautiful! Two opposable thumbs waaaay[/i] up!
Very well done and yes, very catchy. :beer:
Very well done and yes, very catchy. :beer:
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: jrosebud on September 12, 2008, 07:04:31 AM
Post by: jrosebud on September 12, 2008, 07:04:31 AM
The part where the guy is standing in front of the pearly gates with his outstretched hand toward the bee - hilarious! 
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: LARA on September 25, 2008, 08:11:38 PM
Post by: LARA on September 25, 2008, 08:11:38 PM
Well obviously because of their unmarried carnal knowledge of floral lesbian sexual outcroppings of course. It's in the Bible you know. 'And lo thou thou mightest behold a vegetable outcropping thou mayest not knoweth of the fruits of it's longing, for you shall not know it while being of the same persuasion as it whether you be of the two-legged creature, four-legged creature or a variety of winged thing. So sayeth the Lord! Amen!' Leviticus 28, verse 19. It's right after why we should kill women for wearing pants.
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: Asmodean on September 25, 2008, 10:08:32 PM
Post by: Asmodean on September 25, 2008, 10:08:32 PM
Quote from: "LARA"It's right after why we should kill women for wearing pants.... ...
oO(Do we also have to kill Scots for wearing kilts?)
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: LARA on September 26, 2008, 07:30:30 PM
Post by: LARA on September 26, 2008, 07:30:30 PM
No, of course not silly. Dresses are only considered female garb if they are floral or solid. Plaid is obviously the result of a combination of testosterone and beer and therefore considered male garb. Especially when coupled with a large bag of tubes squeezed together to make squealing sounds on a misty moor. It's all in Leviticus, so it must be true. Especially the part about the plaid. The exception is if you wear underpants with the kilt. Going commando in a kilt is an absolute must or all believers in the good and holy word will just have to kill you for wearing a skirt.
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: Asmodean on September 26, 2008, 08:07:42 PM
Post by: Asmodean on September 26, 2008, 08:07:42 PM
Quote from: "LARA"No, of course not silly. Dresses are only considered female garb if they are floral or solid. Plaid is obviously the result of a combination of testosterone and beer and therefore considered male garb. Especially when coupled with a large bag of tubes squeezed together to make squealing sounds on a misty moor. It's all in Leviticus, so it must be true. Especially the part about the plaid. The exception is if you wear underpants with the kilt. Going commando in a kilt is an absolute must or all believers in the good and holy word will just have to kill you for wearing a skirt.:unsure: Or is it only OK when used with an appropriate mascara?
Title: Re: Why Don't Bees Go to Heaven?
Post by: LARA on September 27, 2008, 01:52:45 PM
Post by: LARA on September 27, 2008, 01:52:45 PM
You got me on that Asmodean. I have no idea if eyeliner is okay with the good book of who we should kill today or not. So I'm guessing it's probably a kill 'em all situation. This was obviously what led to the eventual downfall of Egypt. Those were some eyeliner wearing muthas there. Plus they worshipped cats. As we all know, God hates cats.
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/ (http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/)
Cats are #20 on the list.
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/ (http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/)
Cats are #20 on the list.