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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

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You know, there are situations where that sign would make sense. But then, there are those where it would not. Context would have been appreciated.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

jumbojak

Quote from: Asmodean on March 24, 2013, 08:16:31 PM
You know, there are situations where that sign would make sense. But then, there are those where it would not. Context would have been appreciated.

What situations? I've never seen a sign like that.

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Asmodean

When it is positioned directly to the right of the path it is supposed to point to and it is obvious which path that is, in one instance. When it is to the left of the path it is supposed to point out or the path is not obvious in the other.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

jumbojak

More of a riddle than a joke, but judging by comments on Facebook 75% of people get the answer wrong.

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: jumbojak on March 25, 2013, 04:07:30 AM
More of a riddle than a joke, but judging by comments on Facebook 75% of people get the answer wrong.

I'm terrible at maths...they could have added some parenthesis there for clarity.  ???

What's the solution?
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Asmodean

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 25, 2013, 04:11:27 AM
I'm terrible at maths...they could have added some parenthesis there for clarity.  ???
12. There are none needed. You evaluate multiplication first, then addition. It boils down to three rows of four ones (If you want to simplify it for yourself) with addition being the only operator, that gives rows*columns = 3*4 = 12.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

jumbojak

Quote from: Asmodean on March 25, 2013, 04:12:49 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on March 25, 2013, 04:11:27 AM
I'm terrible at maths...they could have added some parenthesis there for clarity.  ???
12. There are none needed. You evaluate multiplication first, then addition.

Exactly!!! You would think people would try plugging it into a calculator if they weren't sure. What's worse is how disparaging those who answered '1' were to the people who knew order of operations....

"Amazing what chimney sweeping can teach us, no? Keep your fire hot and
your flue clean."  - Ecurb Noselrub

"I'd be incensed by your impudence were I not so impressed by your memory." - Siz