Ban The Poster Above You

[Magdalena]

 
Banned.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for writing this in another thread: "Can I substitute an item...like...a pussy for something else?", as it made me conjure up impure thoughts. 

[Biggus Dickus]

I'm banning you because I'm not sure why you banned Mags for simply wanting to replace her old current pussy for either a new one or something completely different?

[Magdalena]

Banned because we're not talking about, Mags. 
We were talking about Islam Afterlife Poontang. WTF am I gonna do with 72 female virgins? Hmm? 
WTF would you do with 72 male virgins? Hmm!? 

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned because we're not talking about, Mags. 
We were talking about Islam Afterlife Poontang. WTF am I gonna do with 72 female virgins? Hmm? 
WTF would you do with 72 male virgins? Hmm!? 

Banned for doubling down.

Here is Bruce's post:

"Can I substitute an item...like...my pussy for something else?"

[Magdalena]

Banned because it said, "a" not "my." Also, you never said what you would do with 72 male virgins.

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for not knowing your Quran, for it is written:

In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of Jannah (Paradise). This concept is grounded in Qur'anic text which describe a sensual Paradise where believing men are rewarded by being wed to virgins with "full grown", "swelling" or "pears-shaped" breasts.[2][3] Conversly, women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him".[4]

I repeat: and they "will be satisfied with him"

Praise Asmo!

[Magdalena]

Conversly, women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him"

Banned because that sounds like an order, not a fact. 

[xSilverPhinx]

You're both banned because this is a banning fest, not a religious discussion. 

[Magdalena]

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for multiple violations, to include:
-Not banning the poster above you.
-Posting in Spanglish
-Inserting a GIF onto a non-gif thread.
-Referring to El Bruno as a Nino.
-Using Jack Black in aforementioned GIF.

[Nam]

Banned for being anal.

-Nam

[Magdalena]

Banned.
First, boobs, then Poontang, complimentary dessert vouchers, now anal. It's been an interesting week. 

[chimp3]

Banned for trying to make next week less interesting.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for being 3 chimps yet not capable of evolving to a higher species.