Ban The Poster Above You

[Essie Mae]

Speak for yourself - banned

[Davin]

Banned for having a nice day out with and planned by your daughter.

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for having a nice day out with and planned by your daughter.

Banned for banning Essie Mae for having a nice day out with her daughter, and shame on you for doing so.

[Guardian85]

Banned for shaming.

[No one]

Broadcasting the degree in which you spy, makes not for a good spy ban.

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned because I'm sure at some point in your life you didn't replace the toilet paper roll after using the last square. Bastard.

[Guardian85]

Banned because you probably did it, too.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for playing the blame game and the "you too" game.

[No one]

Chateaubriand and cabernet sauvignon ban.













(That's a fancy ban. To go along with those pants of yours,  professor.)

[Magdalena]

Here's a fancy ban:

I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And [I'll ban you, my friend,] cause I got it going on. ~Snoop Dogg.


Oops! Sorry, I forgot you don't like rap music. Now I have to double ban you.

[No one]

It's gotta be rock and roll music if you wanna dance with me ban.

[Magdalena]

They see me [banning]
They hatin'
Patrolling they tryin' to catch me [bannin'] dirty.
~Chamillionaire



*There! Guardian85, are you happy now? 

[Guardian85]

Banned for flagrant plagiarism.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for pelagic flagrantism.

[Magdalena]

Banned.
Just because I want you to ban me, or whoever is above you, so that you say something funny.
You always make me laugh.

I think that was a ban and a compliment.