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Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

Started by Tank, December 19, 2015, 11:49:35 AM

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I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

That was not so bad, SIlver.  I laughed out loud. Laughter is damn good therapy. 

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I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Ecurb Noselrub

#574
What made Wales Hungary for Turkey Chile?









They wanted it because it has less Greece.

Biggus Dickus

Last night my wife asked me to make meat loaf. I told her I would do anything for dinner, but I won't do that...
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Biggus Dickus

In some circles Bigfoot is often mistaken for Sasquatch...Yeti never complains.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

No one

A cheese factory exploded in France.


Da Brie is everywhere.

Biggus Dickus

What's the difference between a circus and a brothel?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts...
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Icarus


Biggus Dickus

We just bought a pony!!

Her mother's name is Vino Blanca, and the Father's name is Dark Red Wine, so we named the pony "Caberneigh:!
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Papasito Bruno on August 19, 2021, 06:12:29 PM
We just bought a pony!!

Her mother's name is Vino Blanca, and the Father's name is Dark Red Wine, so we named the pony "Caberneigh:!

If the mother's name was "Mare-Low" you would have a little table wine.

No one


Biggus Dickus

Some sad news, apparently Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra!

He always said he'd "Die Hard"!
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

No one

I listened to Justin Bieber, now I have hearing aids.