Why are Sundays always so boring?
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
Why are Sundays always so boring?
Why do you think church got invented?
Everyday is exactly the same.
Why does one sock always disappear when you wash a pair? >:(
Quote from: OldGit on April 08, 2018, 09:55:46 AM
Why does one sock always disappear when you wash a pair? >:(
It has pupated into a wire coat hanger.
Why can't I insert a USB memory stick correctly the first time?
Quote from: Tank on April 08, 2018, 10:26:37 AM
Quote from: OldGit on April 08, 2018, 09:55:46 AM
Why does one sock always disappear when you wash a pair? >:(
It has pupated into a wire coat hanger.
I always thought ballpens did that!
Didn't someone write a song about it?
"Where have all the ballpens gone?
Long time writing
Where have all the ballpens gone?
Long time missing
Where have all the ballpens gone?
Into hangers every one
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?"
Quote from: OldGit on April 08, 2018, 09:55:46 AM
Why does one sock always disappear when you wash a pair? >:(
Or the 10mm sockets and wrenches. You never seem to lost the 8s or 12s but set anything down that says 10 on it and POOF!
Quote from: OldGit on April 08, 2018, 09:55:46 AM
Why does one sock always disappear when you wash a pair? >:(
All the socks gather together and sacrifice one of their kind to appease the terrible sock god "Whirlpool".
Why is the bus always late when you are? >:(
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 08, 2018, 02:07:27 PM
Why is the bus always late when you are? >:(
If you were late for the bus it also being late is a bonus! Destinations are another thing . . .
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 02:12:26 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 08, 2018, 02:07:27 PM
Why is the bus always late when you are? >:(
If you were late for the bus it also being late is a bonus! Destinations are another thing . . .
:lol: Good one! But the bus always seems to be with added lateness so you miss one and have to wait extra time for the next. Then you arrive late at your destination. :(
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 08, 2018, 02:18:24 PM
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 02:12:26 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 08, 2018, 02:07:27 PM
Why is the bus always late when you are? >:(
If you were late for the bus it also being late is a bonus! Destinations are another thing . . .
:lol: Good one! But the bus always seems to be with added lateness so you miss one and have to wait extra time for the next. Then you arrive late at your destination. :(
My response has been moved to the Grumpy thread!
But, are we not mostly late for destiny?
Quote from: Tank on April 08, 2018, 08:53:02 AM
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
Why are Sundays always so boring?
Why do you think church got invented?
But church is the most boring thing ever!
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
Why are Sundays always so boring?
I love Sunday's....why is 'brassiere' singular but 'panties' is plural?
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on April 08, 2018, 06:05:38 PM
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
Why are Sundays always so boring?
I love Sunday's....why is 'brassiere' singular but 'panties' is plural?
I'd rather be thinking about a brasserie.
Quote from: hermes2015 on April 08, 2018, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on April 08, 2018, 06:05:38 PM
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
Why are Sundays always so boring?
I love Sunday's....why is 'brassiere' singular but 'panties' is plural?
I'd rather be thinking about a brasserie.
You don't like wearing panties?
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 06:24:33 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on April 08, 2018, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: Papasito Bruno on April 08, 2018, 06:05:38 PM
Quote from: Dave on April 08, 2018, 08:29:34 AM
Why are Sundays always so boring?
I love Sunday's....why is 'brassiere' singular but 'panties' is plural?
I'd rather be thinking about a brasserie.
You don't like wearing panties?
Difficult to get extra extra extra large.