So far haven't found him yet.
Don't know what's gonna happen ;D
Quote from: AngelOfDeath on December 12, 2017, 06:26:07 AM
... If I get converted, find Jesus, or get saved, and get a testimony of the fullness of Lord Christ then I'll come back and make a true attempt to bring all of you to Jesus. ...
Please, please, please do not. If you do it would be considered preaching and get you banned. :D
Maybe Jesus doesn't want to be found. Like Elvis.
Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen Elvis and Jesus together? You may be on to something Argentium.
Quote from: AngelOfDeath on December 12, 2017, 06:26:07 AM
... If I get converted, find Jesus, or get saved, and get a testimony of the fullness of Lord Christ then I'll come back and make a true attempt to bring all of you to Jesus. ...
Is this a joke? :eyebrow:
What makes you think that hardcore atheists want to go to Jesus? :reading:
Quote from: AngelOfDeath on December 12, 2017, 06:26:07 AM
...I think in one church I went to the pastor may have thought I was... possibly the antichrist?...
Why would he think that?
~Just curious.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 12, 2017, 11:36:56 AM
Maybe Jesus doesn't want to be found. Like Elvis.
(https://i.imgur.com/p80U6Vb.jpg)
Quote from: Tank on December 12, 2017, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: AngelOfDeath on December 12, 2017, 06:26:07 AM
... If I get converted, find Jesus, or get saved, and get a testimony of the fullness of Lord Christ then I'll come back and make a true attempt to bring all of you to Jesus. ...
Please, please, please do not. If you do it would be considered preaching and get you banned. :D
If I find the proof, then the 'good news' will need to be spread. As now you needn't worry. Maybe a xmas miracle will happen...
If I find out Jesus is real I'll come tell you about it. If it's real you'll want to. I know I'd want to ;)
If jesus is real, the day he comes to my house and picks the corn out of my shit, I'll let him kiss me where the sun doesn't shine. I want nothing to do with that barbaric, narcissistic, vindictive, coward!
Quote from: AngelOfDeath on December 12, 2017, 05:51:43 PM
QuoteIs this a joke? :eyebrow:
What makes you think that hardcore atheists want to go to Jesus? :reading:
If I find out Jesus is real I'll come tell you about it. If it's real you'll want to. I know I'd want to ;)
Your "faith" is weak. That's TWO "ifs."
Even "if" Jesus is "real" --Whatever this means, I don't
have to worship "IT."
Knock yourself out if you want to. :reading:
Why did I think that?
Quote from: No one on December 12, 2017, 06:02:49 PM
If jesus is real, the day he comes to my house and picks the corn out of my shit, I'll let him kiss me where the sun doesn't shine. I want nothing to do with that barbaric, narcissistic, vindictive, coward!
I think you're thinking about old testament Jesus/God. New testament Jesus is pleasant and nice, isn't he?
Quote from: No one on December 12, 2017, 02:07:23 PM
Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen Elvis and Jesus together? You may be on to something Argentium.
What exactly are you suggesting here, No one? :notsure:
The two are one and the same?
Elvis eloped with Jesus?
Elvis hid Jesus and ran away?
:chin:
Quote from: AngelOfDeath on December 12, 2017, 06:12:05 PM
Quote from: No one on December 12, 2017, 06:02:49 PM
If jesus is real, the day he comes to my house and picks the corn out of my shit, I'll let him kiss me where the sun doesn't shine. I want nothing to do with that barbaric, narcissistic, vindictive, coward!
I think you're thinking about old testament Jesus/God. New testament Jesus is pleasant and nice, isn't he?
Yeah, but his dad has a split personality, psycho/something else diffucult to label - or is merely, in both versions, a figment of the psychological needs or power agendas of their times.
I'll go for the latter.
Appolonious preceded Jesus and did more and hustled more people at that time and created exaggerated miracles too. Jesus is a suspect apparition that has little to affirm his existence other then the questionable writings in the book we call the bible.
That Jesus died on the cross to forgive my sins is a crock of shit based on some kind of ancient fable that offends my senses. Original sin? Geddoudahere with that egregious violation of biological reality.