Title: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Gawen on December 31, 2010, 01:38:17 PM
Post by: Gawen on December 31, 2010, 01:38:17 PM
A couple days ago, a guy I work with (we have the same outlook on life) told me his bother told him over the weekend that dinosaurs never existed. The red ropes around the exhibits in museums are there to stop people from touching the skeletons...because if they do, they'll find out that the skeletons are made of plaster and styrofoam. Of course, the scientific community perpetrates this hoax in favour of evolution.
Sometimes I just don't get people...
Sometimes I just don't get people...
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Tank on December 31, 2010, 02:12:33 PM
Post by: Tank on December 31, 2010, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: "Gawen"A couple days ago, a guy I work with (we have the same outlook on life) told me his bother told him over the weekend that dinosaurs never existed. The red ropes around the exhibits in museums are there to stop people from touching the skeletons...because if they do, they'll find out that the skeletons are made of plaster and styrofoam. Of course, the scientific community perpetrates this hoax in favour of evolution.
Sometimes I just don't get people...
Go to UKge (http://www.ukge.co.uk/UK/Fossils.asp?gclid=CNXHydrVlqYCFYUe4QodhFp4ZA) and buy your friend a trilobite for his brother
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on December 31, 2010, 11:33:13 PM
Post by: Asmodean on December 31, 2010, 11:33:13 PM
Quote from: "Tank"Go to UKge (http://www.ukge.co.uk/UK/Fossils.asp?gclid=CNXHydrVlqYCFYUe4QodhFp4ZA) and buy your friend a trilobite for his brother :rant:
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 08:43:31 AM
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 08:43:31 AM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "Tank"Go to UKge (http://www.ukge.co.uk/UK/Fossils.asp?gclid=CNXHydrVlqYCFYUe4QodhFp4ZA) and buy your friend a trilobite for his brother :rant:They do dinosaur bones as well
Did you see this series yet?
[youtube:ookckxxy]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbjklxXLg6k[/youtube:ookckxxy]
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 08:51:32 AM
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 08:51:32 AM
Quote from: "Tank"They do dinosaur bones as well :rant:QuoteDid you see this series yet?No, but I think I know what I will entertain myself with at work today
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 08:54:07 AM
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 08:54:07 AM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "Tank"They do dinosaur bones as well :rant:None. Apparently they are Plaster of Paris and fibreglass.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 09:05:43 AM
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 09:05:43 AM
Quote from: "Tank"None. Apparently they are Plaster of Paris and fibreglass. :verysad:
And dinosaur teeth. They make those from rhino horn. :shake: None at all. :raised:
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 09:10:39 AM
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 09:10:39 AM
I wrote this yesterday for another forum.
Ode to a YEC
YEC - Young Earth Creationist
Ode to a YEC
- I wish a YEC would tell me why,
the Greenland icecap is a lie.
One hundred thousand years of ice,
a piece of evidence that is so nice.
That we should have a younger Earth,
is a view that causes considerable mirth.
YEC - Young Earth Creationist
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 09:14:10 AM
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 09:14:10 AM
Quote from: "Tank"I wrote this yesterday for another forum.
Ode to a YECI wish a YEC would tell me why,
the Greenland icecap is a lie.
One hundred thousand years of ice,
a piece of evidence that is so nice.
That we should have a younger Earth,
is a view that causes considerable mirth.
YEC - Young Earth Creationist
You made? Very nice! :hail:
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: LegendarySandwich on January 01, 2011, 09:17:04 AM
Post by: LegendarySandwich on January 01, 2011, 09:17:04 AM
God made ice caps old so they would look pretty.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 09:18:18 AM
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Quote from: "Tank"I wrote this yesterday for another forum.
Ode to a YECI wish a YEC would tell me why,
the Greenland icecap is a lie.
One hundred thousand years of ice,
a piece of evidence that is so nice.
That we should have a younger Earth,
is a view that causes considerable mirth.
YEC - Young Earth Creationist
You made? Very nice! :hail:
Yes the last line is a little mangled. Suggestions would be appreciated. In it's original draft 'considerable' wasn't there but that didn't quite scan either. I wrote it in about 10 minutes so not too bad.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 09:21:00 AM
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: "Tank"Yes the last line is a little mangled. Suggestions would be appreciated. In it's original draft 'considerable' wasn't there but that didn't quite scan either. I wrote it in about 10 minutes so not too bad."quite a" or "quite the" ring nicely enough..?
EDIT: Maybe, just maybe, "a piece of evidence so nice" without "that is"..?
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 09:23:57 AM
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 09:23:57 AM
Quote from: "Asmodean"One can't have 'a' or 'the' mirth. So that scans but is gobbledygook.Quote from: "Tank"Yes the last line is a little mangled. Suggestions would be appreciated. In it's original draft 'considerable' wasn't there but that didn't quite scan either. I wrote it in about 10 minutes so not too bad."quite a" or "quite the" ring nicely enough..?
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 09:30:30 AM
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 09:30:30 AM
Quote from: "Tank"One can't have 'a' or 'the' mirth. So that scans but is gobbledygook.Good point. Let me see what I can conjure up without artistic liberties
How about expanding the meaning of the line a bit..? "scorn and mirth"..? Nice semi-contradictory thing for those who like such..?
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 09:33:03 AM
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 09:33:03 AM
Quote from: "Tank"Ode to a YEC..?I wish a YEC would tell me why,
the Greenland icecap is a lie.
One hundred thousand years of ice,
a piece of evidence so nice.
That we should have a younger Earth,
is but a myth which causes mirth.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 09:46:50 AM
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 09:46:50 AM
Quote from: "Asmodean"Knock out the 'but' and I think it's finished!Quote from: "Tank"Ode to a YEC..?I wish a YEC would tell me why,
the Greenland icecap is a lie.
One hundred thousand years of ice,
a piece of evidence so nice.
That we should have a younger Earth,
is but a myth which causes mirth.
Ode to a YEC
- I wish a YEC would tell me why,
the Greenland icecap is a lie.
One hundred thousand years of ice,
a piece of evidence so nice.
That we should have a younger Earth,
is a myth which causes mirth.
Written by Chris, with assistance from Alex.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: LegendarySandwich on January 01, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
Post by: LegendarySandwich on January 01, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
I would keep the "but" in, but to each his own.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 10:12:58 AM
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 10:12:58 AM
Quote from: "LegendarySandwich"I would keep the "but" in, but to each his own."but" adds that extra syllable to the flow of the poem. However, it is Tank's to do with as he wills.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 01, 2011, 12:39:35 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 01, 2011, 12:39:35 PM
Young Earth Creationist tell me why,
Our Greenland icecap tells a lie.
One hundred thousand years of ice,
Laid down before Eve paid the price.
Why argue for a younger Earth?
Do you seek to amuse, our figure of mirth?
Our Greenland icecap tells a lie.
One hundred thousand years of ice,
Laid down before Eve paid the price.
Why argue for a younger Earth?
Do you seek to amuse, our figure of mirth?
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 12:47:28 PM
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 12:47:28 PM
You knows what..?
We could make a SONG out of it! :D
We could make a SONG out of it! :D
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 01, 2011, 12:51:24 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 01, 2011, 12:51:24 PM
Quote from: "Asmodean"You knows what..?
We could make a SONG out of it! :D
We could make a SONG out of it!
And post it on YT. And... FAME..! And FATWAH!
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 12:54:43 PM
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 12:54:43 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"And FATWAH!... ...
..?
... Does that lead to World Domination? :D
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 01, 2011, 01:03:57 PM
Post by: The Magic Pudding on January 01, 2011, 01:03:57 PM
I knew Fatwah was the wrong word, but I didn't know what the Christian Fundies call it when they blow up abortion clinics and kill doctors.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 01:35:04 PM
Post by: Asmodean on January 01, 2011, 01:35:04 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"I knew Fatwah was the wrong word, but I didn't know what the Christian Fundies call it when they blow up abortion clinics and kill doctors."God's Justice".
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 02:05:02 PM
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2011, 02:05:02 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"Young Earth Creationist tell me why,
Our Greenland icecap tells a lie.
One hundred thousand years of ice,
Laid down before Eve paid the price.
Why argue for a younger Earth?
Do you seek to amuse, our figure of mirth?
I am glad to have stimulated your creative juices!
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Gawen on January 03, 2011, 08:57:53 PM
Post by: Gawen on January 03, 2011, 08:57:53 PM
*clappin*...YAAAAYYY!!!!!
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: lookitsaustin on January 14, 2011, 12:03:59 AM
Post by: lookitsaustin on January 14, 2011, 12:03:59 AM
Quote from: "Gawen"A couple days ago, a guy I work with (we have the same outlook on life) told me his bother told him over the weekend that dinosaurs never existed. The red ropes around the exhibits in museums are there to stop people from touching the skeletons...because if they do, they'll find out that the skeletons are made of plaster and styrofoam. Of course, the scientific community perpetrates this hoax in favour of evolution.
Sometimes I just don't get people...
Before getting on this site I really didn't think people could be so flat out stupid, but everyday I read more and find that I am so wrong. If someone in my family told me that I would call them stupid straight to their face.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Gawen on January 14, 2011, 11:39:45 PM
Post by: Gawen on January 14, 2011, 11:39:45 PM
Quote from: "lookitsaustin"That's exactly what Chris said to his brother...*laffin*Quote from: "Gawen"A couple days ago, a guy I work with (we have the same outlook on life) told me his bother told him over the weekend that dinosaurs never existed. The red ropes around the exhibits in museums are there to stop people from touching the skeletons...because if they do, they'll find out that the skeletons are made of plaster and styrofoam. Of course, the scientific community perpetrates this hoax in favour of evolution.
Sometimes I just don't get people...
Before getting on this site I really didn't think people could be so flat out stupid, but everyday I read more and find that I am so wrong. If someone in my family told me that I would call them stupid straight to their face.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: lookitsaustin on January 15, 2011, 12:33:44 AM
Post by: lookitsaustin on January 15, 2011, 12:33:44 AM
Quote from: "Gawen"Quote from: "lookitsaustin"That's exactly what Chris said to his brother...*laffin*Quote from: "Gawen"A couple days ago, a guy I work with (we have the same outlook on life) told me his bother told him over the weekend that dinosaurs never existed. The red ropes around the exhibits in museums are there to stop people from touching the skeletons...because if they do, they'll find out that the skeletons are made of plaster and styrofoam. Of course, the scientific community perpetrates this hoax in favour of evolution.
Sometimes I just don't get people...
Before getting on this site I really didn't think people could be so flat out stupid, but everyday I read more and find that I am so wrong. If someone in my family told me that I would call them stupid straight to their face.
Hahaha! Which Chris? F or S?
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: dgmort19 on March 09, 2011, 10:59:35 AM
Post by: dgmort19 on March 09, 2011, 10:59:35 AM
Look, guys. It's really as simple as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZdSoQhLxU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZdSoQhLxU)
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: Asmodean on March 09, 2011, 01:32:45 PM
Post by: Asmodean on March 09, 2011, 01:32:45 PM
Quote from: "dgmort19"Look, guys. It's really as simple as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZdSoQhLxU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZdSoQhLxU):shake: .
EDIT: Have you read the comments?!
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: dgmort19 on March 09, 2011, 07:16:54 PM
Post by: dgmort19 on March 09, 2011, 07:16:54 PM
QuoteHave you read the comments?! lol...yeah, I read through a bunch of them. Leagues of people discrediting the video's pseudoscience on many different points. Gave me the warm fuzzies to know that so many people are using their brains.
I love the dinosaur puppet. "Evolution...science? Or BELIEF!?" lmao
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: dgmort19 on March 10, 2011, 05:08:08 AM
Post by: dgmort19 on March 10, 2011, 05:08:08 AM
I found a longer version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtU5q4z- ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtU5q4z-xXc&feature=related)
Title: Re: Dinosaurs never existed
Post by: unholy1971 on December 18, 2011, 07:00:04 PM
Post by: unholy1971 on December 18, 2011, 07:00:04 PM
Quote from: Gawen on December 31, 2010, 01:38:17 PM
A couple days ago, a guy I work with (we have the same outlook on life) told me his bother told him over the weekend that dinosaurs never existed. The red ropes around the exhibits in museums are there to stop people from touching the skeletons...because if they do, they'll find out that the skeletons are made of plaster and styrofoam. Of course, the scientific community perpetrates this hoax in favour of evolution.
Sometimes I just don't get people...
There are so many things wrong with this argument, I would know where to start, but maybe for starters you should tell your friend to have his brother read a 3rd grade science book. LOL Thanks for posting.