Title: Only ONE God
Post by: Asmodean Prime on February 18, 2007, 01:42:36 AM
Post by: Asmodean Prime on February 18, 2007, 01:42:36 AM
Go to hell motherfuckers!!!!!! I rebuke you all in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God..There is only ONE God and that is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!
P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
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Post by: User192021 on February 18, 2007, 02:10:12 AM
Post by: User192021 on February 18, 2007, 02:10:12 AM
Dude, if you're going to troll, at least get creative.
Title: Re: Only ONE God
Post by: Squid on February 18, 2007, 04:13:35 AM
Post by: Squid on February 18, 2007, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: "christianman"Go to hell motherfuckers!!!!!! I rebuke you all in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God..There is only ONE God and that is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!
P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
How very Christian of you.
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Post by: McQ on February 18, 2007, 05:17:02 AM
Post by: McQ on February 18, 2007, 05:17:02 AM
Welcome to the forum, christianman. Thanks for the rebuke. I have a question. Do I have to actually sit IN the Lake of Fire, or can I just rent a small villa on the shore. I ask because my doctor told me not to get too much sun and I figure brimstone is a lot like the sun, so I don't think I should spend too much time in the lake itself.
Do you know of anything with a wide veranda and some Adirondack chairs? Oh, and an eastern exposure, if possible. A/C would be nice, but not an absolute necessity. Cable TV is important too, because I get bored easily. And maid service. I have to have maid service! Clean linen once a week, twice if possible.
Can you help me out with any of this? You must have some connections or know somebody who can pull some strings.
Do you know of anything with a wide veranda and some Adirondack chairs? Oh, and an eastern exposure, if possible. A/C would be nice, but not an absolute necessity. Cable TV is important too, because I get bored easily. And maid service. I have to have maid service! Clean linen once a week, twice if possible.
Can you help me out with any of this? You must have some connections or know somebody who can pull some strings.
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Post by: MrE2Me on February 18, 2007, 11:13:49 AM
Post by: MrE2Me on February 18, 2007, 11:13:49 AM
Yes, that attitude sure makes me wish I was a part of the religion that sponsors it. Your smooth-talking ways have won me over! I rebuke myself! etc...
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Post by: Amor Fati on February 18, 2007, 09:02:04 PM
Post by: Amor Fati on February 18, 2007, 09:02:04 PM
I wonder if the lake of fire has decent waves. As long as I'm buring, i might as well be boogyboarding it.
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Post by: donkeyhoty on February 18, 2007, 10:27:58 PM
Post by: donkeyhoty on February 18, 2007, 10:27:58 PM
I hear the lake of fire has one hell of a view.
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Post by: ImpaledSkier on February 19, 2007, 05:58:32 AM
Post by: ImpaledSkier on February 19, 2007, 05:58:32 AM
"Where do bad folks go when they die?
They dont go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Wont see them again till the fourth of july"
-Meat Puppets
They dont go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Wont see them again till the fourth of july"
-Meat Puppets
Title: Re: Only ONE God
Post by: Tom62 on February 19, 2007, 09:38:38 AM
Post by: Tom62 on February 19, 2007, 09:38:38 AM
Quote from: "christianman"P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
I'll bring the steaks, who will bring the beer?
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Post by: Will on February 19, 2007, 04:19:11 PM
Post by: Will on February 19, 2007, 04:19:11 PM
I've been to Hell, it's in Missouri. It's not so bad. No lakes of fire, nice people, better weather than St. Louis.
Militant Christians, or Christians who resort to violence, anger and hatred in order to either force their beliefs on others or mistreat those who don't believe, ignore the teachings of Jesus Christ and would thus be going to hell....so see you there!! Funny how the faithful don't know their book as well as atheists.
Militant Christians, or Christians who resort to violence, anger and hatred in order to either force their beliefs on others or mistreat those who don't believe, ignore the teachings of Jesus Christ and would thus be going to hell....so see you there!! Funny how the faithful don't know their book as well as atheists.
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Post by: Kestrel on February 19, 2007, 07:59:18 PM
Post by: Kestrel on February 19, 2007, 07:59:18 PM
Quote from: "Willravel"Funny how the faithful don't know their book as well as atheists.
That being said, hop over HERE (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/ftopic332-0-asc-45.html) where we can continue our discussion. :wink:
Title: Re: Only ONE God
Post by: Whitney on February 20, 2007, 01:34:50 AM
Post by: Whitney on February 20, 2007, 01:34:50 AM
Quote from: "christianman"Go to hell motherfuckers!!!!!! I rebuke you all in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God..There is only ONE God and that is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!
P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
What a lovely Christian message...."motherfuckers" was especially in line with the teachings of Jesus; if he existed he'd be so very proud of you.
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Post by: BGMA on February 21, 2007, 04:29:19 AM
Post by: BGMA on February 21, 2007, 04:29:19 AM
Hmmm, why do you reject all *other* gods, but not your own? Aren't all other gods just as plausible? Weren't the adherents of Mithras or Zeus or Allah taught such beliefs as small children by their parents? Don't they have ancient books that relate tales regarding such deities?
It sounds like the reason your god gets preference over theirs is because that's the one *you* learned as a small child.
To paraphrase: We are both alike, we both reject thousands of tales of gods as being silly and not founded on reason. I just reject one more than you do.
It sounds like the reason your god gets preference over theirs is because that's the one *you* learned as a small child.
To paraphrase: We are both alike, we both reject thousands of tales of gods as being silly and not founded on reason. I just reject one more than you do.
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Post by: MommaSquid on February 21, 2007, 08:41:43 PM
Post by: MommaSquid on February 21, 2007, 08:41:43 PM
Trojan Man!
Sorry, but that's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw christianman's name.
Then I read his post...
Sorry, but that's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw christianman's name.
Then I read his post...
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Post by: Sophia on April 30, 2007, 02:21:48 AM
Post by: Sophia on April 30, 2007, 02:21:48 AM
rebuke- verb- "to scold in a sharp way, reprimand.
Ooh I've been scolded. Slap my hand and send me to bed without that crappy meatloaf. PLEASE!
Ooh I've been scolded. Slap my hand and send me to bed without that crappy meatloaf. PLEASE!
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Post by: brainshmain on April 30, 2007, 09:44:56 PM
Post by: brainshmain on April 30, 2007, 09:44:56 PM
Quote from: "christianman"Go to hell motherfuckers!!!!!! I rebuke you all in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God..There is only ONE God and that is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!
P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
And God said 'Thou shalt go into public atheist websites and spameth them.'
And he did.
And it was lame.
I've been to Hel, Poland. It's really gorgeous there. Great beaches and white sand. I wouldn't mind spending eternity there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hel,_Poland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hel,_Poland)
Title: Re: Only ONE God
Post by: josh on February 10, 2008, 10:16:41 PM
Post by: josh on February 10, 2008, 10:16:41 PM
Quote from: "christianman"Go to hell motherfuckers!!!!!! I rebuke you all in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God..There is only ONE God and that is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!The thing is...this poster is an atheist also except that we carry it one god further than he does. Take the next step. Life is so much better being free of guilt and damnation.
P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
Title: Re: Only ONE God
Post by: McQ on February 11, 2008, 12:00:36 AM
Post by: McQ on February 11, 2008, 12:00:36 AM
Quote from: "josh"Quote from: "christianman"Go to hell motherfuckers!!!!!! I rebuke you all in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God..There is only ONE God and that is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!The thing is...this poster is an atheist also except that we carry it one god further than he does. Take the next step. Life is so much better being free of guilt and damnation.
P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
Check the date of the last post.
It's getting stale. :lol:
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Post by: maielle on February 11, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Post by: maielle on February 11, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
This is the first time I've seen the classical hit-and-run technique. It's not that impressive.
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Post by: Smarmy Of One on February 11, 2008, 08:24:04 PM
Post by: Smarmy Of One on February 11, 2008, 08:24:04 PM
QuoteGo to hell motherfuckers!!!!!!
Oh yeah! Well I hope you eventually die of old age and then you decay underground were your life ends because there is no such thing as hell or a soul.
Title: Re: Only ONE God
Post by: Whitney on February 12, 2008, 12:09:13 AM
Post by: Whitney on February 12, 2008, 12:09:13 AM
Quote from: "McQ"Quote from: "josh"Quote from: "christianman"Go to hell motherfuckers!!!!!! I rebuke you all in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God..There is only ONE God and that is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!The thing is...this poster is an atheist also except that we carry it one god further than he does. Take the next step. Life is so much better being free of guilt and damnation.
P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
Check the date of the last post.
It's getting stale. :lol:
Feb 17..wtf is wrong with the forum's date?....crap, i must have messed something up....2007 oh...[schild=8 fontcolor=A52A2A shadowcolor=008000 shieldshadow=1]lol[/schild]
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Post by: Edizzle on February 19, 2008, 08:38:53 AM
Post by: Edizzle on February 19, 2008, 08:38:53 AM
Egad, I've been saved!
Title: Re: Only ONE God
Post by: moosegoose on February 19, 2008, 07:34:12 PM
Post by: moosegoose on February 19, 2008, 07:34:12 PM
Quote from: "christianman"Go to hell motherfuckers!!!!!! I rebuke you all in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God..There is only ONE God and that is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!
P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
You are having fantasies again. I warned you. Next time no internet before homework done and medication taken, boy.
You can go now.
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Post by: jaymayo on February 19, 2008, 09:04:17 PM
Post by: jaymayo on February 19, 2008, 09:04:17 PM
Argument:
a) I don't believe in God
b) God created the Angels which means he created the Devil
c) God created the Devil
d) I don't believe in the Devil
e) Therefore, I will not fry in the lake of fire
f) You believe in the devil so you will fry since you are full of hate!
Happy (belated) Valentines!!!
a) I don't believe in God
b) God created the Angels which means he created the Devil
c) God created the Devil
d) I don't believe in the Devil
e) Therefore, I will not fry in the lake of fire
f) You believe in the devil so you will fry since you are full of hate!
Happy (belated) Valentines!!!
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Post by: Edizzle on February 20, 2008, 03:13:40 AM
Post by: Edizzle on February 20, 2008, 03:13:40 AM
I don't discriminate against gods and goddesses, and its confusing trying to pick one to believe in, so I believe in them all. I think it's called being open-minded.
Title: Re: Only ONE God
Post by: Janga on February 20, 2008, 04:19:02 PM
Post by: Janga on February 20, 2008, 04:19:02 PM
Quote from: "christianman"Go to hell motherfuckers!!!!!! I rebuke you all in the name of Jesus Christ, the son of God..There is only ONE God and that is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!
P.S. - Have fun FRYING in the lake of fire!
Actually the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob is the God of the Jewish people, Yahweh. For that matter, the God of Jesus Christ was Yahweh as well because he was a Jew.
For some reason, I bet you didn't know that.
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Post by: freeverse on February 20, 2008, 09:49:50 PM
Post by: freeverse on February 20, 2008, 09:49:50 PM
I'm all over the beer! Hmm, which brand goes best with eternal torture?
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Post by: jaymayo on February 20, 2008, 09:56:29 PM
Post by: jaymayo on February 20, 2008, 09:56:29 PM
I like the"Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's" idea of heaven and hell. Heaven is a place where all the great beers are and strippers dance for free. Hell is the same as heaven but the beers are stale and the strippers have VD...