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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: Tank on August 29, 2016, 08:43:26 AM

Title: What did God create?
Post by: Tank on August 29, 2016, 08:43:26 AM
Posted this on facebook

"What did God create?

If one considers a supernatural power was the first cause or creator, what was created?

Well we know. A very hot ball of gasses (with smidgen of metal).

It's called the Big Bang. And all that was created, by mass, was Hydrogen (75%), Helium (25%) and so little Lithium it's almost not worth mentioning.

That is what a 'creator' created. Nothing more and nothing less. And it happened 13.8 billion years ago. The rest is history.

It was 9.3 billion years till gravity kicked off our solar system. About 1 billion before the first signs of life appeared on Earth.

Around 2.9 billion years passed before multi-cellular life got its act together. About 600 million years past before our ancestors first scratched their arses to move to fleas.

If you don't agree with this chronology dispute it with the experts, professionals and scientists that created it.

So all a 'creator' did was fart the Universe into existence.

The rest is physics, chemistry and biology."
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: Dave on August 29, 2016, 01:17:36 PM
Dissention, revolt, bigotry, prejudice, sectarianism, fundamentalusm, barbarity, torture, pogroms, war . . .
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: Tank on August 29, 2016, 01:26:08 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on August 29, 2016, 01:17:36 PM
Dissention, revolt, bigotry, prejudice, sectarianism, fundamentalusm, barbarity, torture, pogroms, war . . .
All human activities, no god required.
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: joeactor on August 29, 2016, 03:29:36 PM
Is it possible you're a closet Deist, Tank?
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: Recusant on August 29, 2016, 03:33:13 PM
Quote from: joeactor on August 29, 2016, 03:29:36 PM
Is it possible you're a closet Deist, Tank?



:lol: :bravo:
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: Tank on August 29, 2016, 04:35:50 PM
Quote from: joeactor on August 29, 2016, 03:29:36 PM
Is it possible you're a closet Deist, Tank?
No. If I held a viewpoint you can be sure you'd know it. As would everybody.  ;)
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: Asmodean on August 29, 2016, 04:41:04 PM
Hmm... Not deist, perhaps, but The Asmo suspects that Tank's turret is made of cardboard and that he really is an ancient Cadillac underneath. THAT, The Asmo suspects.  :smilenod:
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: Tom62 on August 29, 2016, 05:31:02 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on August 29, 2016, 04:41:04 PM
Hmm... Not deist, perhaps, but The Asmo suspects that Tank's turret is made of cardboard and that he really is an ancient Cadillac underneath. THAT, The Asmo suspects.  :smilenod:

But.... that means that Tank is not British :o
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: Asmodean on August 29, 2016, 06:30:49 PM
Yes, well... Based on a Morris.  :???:
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: joeactor on August 29, 2016, 07:10:09 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on August 29, 2016, 04:41:04 PM
Hmm... Not deist, perhaps, but The Asmo suspects that Tank's turret is made of cardboard and that he really is an ancient Cadillac underneath. THAT, The Asmo suspects.  :smilenod:

Egad! What hath The Asmo wroth!!!
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: Asmodean on August 29, 2016, 09:07:11 PM
Well, there was that revealing pic of Tank some time ago...  :???: It was a Cadillac though, was it not..?
Title: Re: What did God create?
Post by: Icarus on September 04, 2016, 11:04:06 PM
The God of Abraham almost surely created this. A secret message perhaps.    http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/montreal/holy-potato-seniors-residence-quebec-1.3745333