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Started by Big Mac, August 08, 2006, 04:49:09 AM

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Court

#30
Sometimes I wonder if christians really get the severity of threatening someone with eternal, fiery damnation. I mean, that's some serious shit, and they just casually condemn you like they're telling you that you have a parking ticket on your car.
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try having a little faith = stop using your brain for a while -- ziffel[/size]

Big Mac

#31
She's crazy, it's that simple. The Pentecostal church does it to people. They brainwash them to be good little Christian soldiers for Jebus and to remind everyone that if you don't believe in exactly the same thing, you're going to hell. It's all a cosmic pissing test for everyone's God.
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

Court

#32
But she's not the only one. I've been told by christians I'm going to hell several times, and they act like it's no big deal. They think I overreact by getting offended or defensive. Do they just not grasp the concept of hell? I wonder sometimes.
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I should have been a pair of ragged claws
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try having a little faith = stop using your brain for a while -- ziffel[/size]

Whitney

#33
I don't get offended by someone saying I'm going to hell...what is offensive is when they tell me I'm choosing hell.  No one, in their right mind, would choose to go to some place like that...there is a big difference between not believing in Jesus and choosing to go against him.

Big Mac

#34
Oh I (and I'm sure I'm not alone) have nothing against Jesus. He was an alright guy with his teachings of loving your neighbor and practicing what you preach. It's everyone else that followed after him that fucked it up.
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

silviakjell

#35
Pretty true.
I might be wrong, but Im pretty sure Im right.

Big Mac

#36
But what do we know, we're the children of the Devil according to her.
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

Big Mac

#37
Update! Round 6!!

Quotes_j_macon: Hello
dalilah rodriguez: hey dude long time no talk
s_j_macon: It has been a while.
s_j_macon: I got a new gun...
s_j_macon: I'm so excited.
dalilah rodriguez: I bet you are
s_j_macon: I'm a little eager to use it on someone.
dalilah rodriguez: I like my dad's beebee gun
dalilah rodriguez: and shoot it all the time
dalilah rodriguez: I*
s_j_macon: Well there is another reason I'm so stoked....
dalilah rodriguez: why
s_j_macon: Well my friend got me some medicinal fun.
dalilah rodriguez: ahh
dalilah rodriguez: hey Im writing a new piece for a womens choir
dalilah rodriguez: and I want your opinion on it
s_j_macon: Alrighty.
s_j_macon: Is it a hymn or something?
dalilah rodriguez: far from it
dalilah rodriguez: lol no
s_j_macon: Good.
dalilah rodriguez: I decided to do something different for a change
s_j_macon: Does it have naked chicks?
dalilah rodriguez: nah
dalilah rodriguez: nice try though
s_j_macon: Damn.
s_j_macon: Well I'm all ears.
dalilah rodriguez: k
dalilah rodriguez: give me a sec
s_j_macon: okay
dalilah rodriguez: cuz something went wrong with the program
dalilah rodriguez: darnet
dalilah rodriguez: you know what
s_j_macon: what's that?
dalilah rodriguez: I am gonna have to let you listen to you later
dalilah rodriguez: it
s_j_macon: listen to me?
dalilah rodriguez: lol its true
dalilah rodriguez: women do have more drama then guys
dalilah rodriguez: we are more sensitive towards our emotions
s_j_macon: Well not always true.
dalilah rodriguez: we cry more
s_j_macon: That's a gender role.
dalilah rodriguez: ahh
s_j_macon: Though women may have a tendency to be more emotional it really seems to me more of a social thing than a genetic.
s_j_macon: Men are taught that to be a man you have to be stoic.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
s_j_macon: Hey I have a question.
dalilah rodriguez: kool you got a question
dalilah rodriguez: well congradumalations
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Who do you think would win in a fight....
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: Captain Jack or Gomer Pyle?
dalilah rodriguez: I dont know
dalilah rodriguez: never heard of those ppl
s_j_macon: Oh okay.l
s_j_macon: Like my Jew Cat?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah is it a he or a she
dalilah rodriguez: boy or girl?
s_j_macon: Got me.
s_j_macon: I found it online.
s_j_macon: Hey I have another serious question.
dalilah rodriguez: oh I tought it was your cat you own
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: Im hungry
s_j_macon: You mention demons use me to talk to you.......could you elaborate?
dalilah rodriguez: I was told that Satan can discise himself to anything and to anyone
s_j_macon: disguise himself?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
dalilah rodriguez: thanks for spelling it for me
s_j_macon: Okay so you think I am Satan?
dalilah rodriguez: no
dalilah rodriguez: not nessessary
s_j_macon: Not neccessarily?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
dalilah rodriguez: thanks again
s_j_macon: Okay, but you said they use me to talk to you.
dalilah rodriguez: I guess you know why I got an F on English II
dalilah rodriguez: yes I did said that
dalilah rodriguez: I remembered
s_j_macon: I'm just a little curious if you honestly believe that.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah I got ch
s_j_macon: I mean, people couldn't just have a differing opinion?
dalilah rodriguez: cha*
dalilah rodriguez: yeah they can have all kinds of opinion
dalilah rodriguez: except I rememered on that day I can feel a pressure on me
dalilah rodriguez: one that is very strong
dalilah rodriguez: spiritualy speaking
s_j_macon: Uh.....
dalilah rodriguez: and I knew it was Satan trying to shake me up
dalilah rodriguez: but i didn't let Him
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: its hard for me to explain
s_j_macon: No no, I grew up in that environment.
dalilah rodriguez: environment of Satan?
s_j_macon: It's a disturbing way to live......always afraid of boogeymen and such.
s_j_macon: No, Pentecostal.
dalilah rodriguez: oh
s_j_macon: The religion where you focus on the evil god instead of the "benevolent" one.
dalilah rodriguez: oh ok
dalilah rodriguez: well let me try explaining it this way...
s_j_macon: Anyway, it's been a long time since I've been in a church.
s_j_macon: So I would appreciate the explanation.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not focused on Satan, Satan was trying to make me loose my focus on God
dalilah rodriguez: do you understand
dalilah rodriguez: get it
dalilah rodriguez: yes no
dalilah rodriguez: maybe
s_j_macon: Yes but everything is about Satan this and that of which he has done.
s_j_macon: Like your'e comment about demons talking through me.
dalilah rodriguez: uh huh
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: I couldn't just have a different view, I had to be demonically influenced.
s_j_macon: I'm just saying, that doesn't sound a little off-balance?
dalilah rodriguez: well... if I got your all pissed off at me I appologize if I offended you
s_j_macon: No no.
s_j_macon: Not in the least.
dalilah rodriguez: oh ok
s_j_macon: You must keep in mind I grew up in that church.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: I'm just worried about the world you see through your eyes.
dalilah rodriguez: ohhh
dalilah rodriguez: Sam Macon
dalilah rodriguez: worried about me
dalilah rodriguez: wow
s_j_macon: I am indeed.
dalilah rodriguez: what an honor
s_j_macon: Well I have concern for my fellow humans.
dalilah rodriguez: no wonder it was almost 100 degrees out side today
s_j_macon: though I do have contempt for people also.
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: I'm a duality.
s_j_macon: Light and Dark, Yin and Yang, etc.
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
s_j_macon: Always enjoyed Eastern Philosophy.
dalilah rodriguez: well the world is getting worse and worse with all this wars and sickness going on
dalilah rodriguez: however,
s_j_macon: I beg to differ.
dalilah rodriguez: there are some good things happening
s_j_macon: The world is actually a little bit better in the medical department.
s_j_macon: And there has always been wars going on.
dalilah rodriguez: yes but not so ofter as in the  21st century
s_j_macon: The reasons are sometimes different but the places it is prominent (IE where the media tends to avoid) it's been going on for centuries.
s_j_macon: Actually less wars have been going on.
dalilah rodriguez: if you say so
dalilah rodriguez: Im hungry
s_j_macon: What it is the fact the Cold War has brought more low-level conflicts.
s_j_macon: You've mentioned that before.
dalilah rodriguez: be right back
s_j_macon: Let me cast some Voodoo spells to make you full.
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

Court

#38
Sorry I missed your IM, Big M. I was trying to fix my piece of shit of computer. Crazy girl doesn't appear to follow a conversation very well, does she?
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I should have been a pair of ragged claws
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try having a little faith = stop using your brain for a while -- ziffel[/size]

Squid

#39
Quotedalilah rodriguez: well the world is getting worse and worse with all this wars and sickness going on

I find this line of reasoning so funny as showing a general neglect of history.  If I remember correctly the wars that the U.S. has participated in World War II and the Civil War yielded the most casualties.

Hell, 250 million years ago nearly all life on the planet died - the greatest mass extinction we know of nicknamed "the great dying".

More diseases have been wiped out or relegated to minor annoyances in the last 100 years than collectively before.

I think she's playing into the whole crap of the end-times that so many evangelicals harp on about lately.  They'll be really disappointed when nothing happens.

fundie

#40
Quote from: "Court"Sometimes I wonder if christians really get the severity of threatening someone with eternal, fiery damnation. I mean, that's some serious shit, and they just casually condemn you like they're telling you that you have a parking ticket on your car.

Not true, court, not true.  Christians don't 'condemn' anyone to hell lightly, as you state, at least, no Christians that I know of.

But Hell is such a real possibility in our view that we must at least try to steer people away from going down that road, however unsucessfully.  I myself think it is you atheists who are 'casual' in dismissing such a possibility, when we all know we have done so much wrong in our lives, and continue to do so every day.  Maybe it's a case of denial, because atheists don't want to reckon with God in this life.  But I think that you are in for a rude awakening.  You might not agree with me.  Probably don't.  But your argument is not with me, but with God.  

Maybe you have attained all knowledge by now, at such a young age.

Or maybe we have seen something that you have not.   Have you ever truly considered that possibility?

Court

#41
Onlyme, you seem to forget I used to be a fuzzy god-love bible-thumper at one point too. I grew up realized it was all shit. You can't possibly label yourself a "fundie" and lecture me about open-mindedness with a straight face.

Edit: More evidence that fundie is onlyme: appealing to my age....
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I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas
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[size=92]
try having a little faith = stop using your brain for a while -- ziffel[/size]

Big Mac

#42
Onlyme, you are not humble. Remember what Jebus said....He who is last shall be first and he who is first shall be last, and he who is great on earth shall be less in heaven...remember...
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

Big Mac

#43
Round 7! The funniest one in my opinion!

Quotes_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:41:29 PM): YARRR!
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:41:38 PM): is that a word
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:41:46 PM): It's talk like a drunken pirate day!
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:41:48 PM): Not really.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:41:55 PM): Wanna hear something ironic....sort of?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:42:02 PM): sure
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:42:09 PM): I had Stairway to Heaven stuck in my head all last night when I was pulling a double at work.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:42:24 PM): interesting
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:42:36 PM): I'm sure you heard the song before...
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:42:39 PM): by Led Zepplin.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:42:50 PM): One of the greatest groups to happen to music?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:42:51 PM): I dont think I have
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:42:56 PM): Oh my GOD!
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:43:00 PM): DUde.....
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:43:01 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:46:24 PM): I bet you
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:46:26 PM): do
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:46:29 PM): Indeed.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:46:39 PM): I almost made it flip over twice and topple over once.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:46:51 PM): dude becareful mand
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:46:55 PM): I was trying to jump a rather high incline and the vehicle almost fell backwards.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:47:01 PM): Eh, life's no fun without danger.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:47:03 PM): man*
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:47:12 PM): It reminds you that you're still alive.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:47:34 PM): well there are several ways to realized that you are still alive with out consulting danger
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:47:42 PM): yeah but that's boring.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:48:00 PM): if you say so
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:48:15 PM): Oh man....
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:48:24 PM): I left like a zillion comments on your blog.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:48:39 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:48:56 PM): its all good
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:48:58 PM): kept me intertained
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:49:02 PM): entertained*
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:49:09 PM): Eh, I feel it's a vain effort.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:49:22 PM): nah your good
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:49:24 PM): But I'm sure that is a mutual feeling.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:49:27 PM): it was kinda fun
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:49:49 PM): Eh, actually you're preparing me to deal with dissenting little teens in my class.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:49:57 PM): lol
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:51:45 PM): Hey have you heard of Jimi Hendrix?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:52:12 PM): sounds familiar but Im not sure if I have
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:52:17 PM): Dude....
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:52:20 PM): He's great.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:52:24 PM): oh really
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:52:27 PM): Especially if you just got done dancing with mary jane.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:53:04 PM): ok
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:53:10 PM): Sorry....
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:53:25 PM): I just procured some alcohol so I'm enjoying it too much.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:53:25 PM): I think this dude likes me
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:53:29 PM): Who?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:53:36 PM): oh he is a friend of mine
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:53:42 PM): we have been talking for about a year
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:53:47 PM): he's kool
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:54:20 PM): I see.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:54:24 PM): You seem hesitant.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:54:36 PM): Well I dont mean to sound racist but hes black
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:54:40 PM): and Im hispanic
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:54:58 PM): So?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:54:59 PM): and I dont feel comfortable dating another race
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:55:03 PM): Wow.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:55:22 PM): Thank the Force that my parents didn't have such qualms.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:55:26 PM): Otherwise I wouldn't exist.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:55:41 PM): The hybrids are superior to you pure-bloods.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:56:05 PM): We will one day tear down your temples and palaces and take our rightful place! Sieg Heil!!! just kidding.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:56:15 PM): But hybrids are generally stronger.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:56:50 PM): you should chill and calm yourself and allow the achohol to get through
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:56:59 PM): Haha, I'm kidding.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:57:11 PM): I've only had 2 beers and I am barely enjoying my third one.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:57:24 PM): me dont like beer
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:57:29 PM): its the Devil's pee
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:57:32 PM):
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:57:42 PM): The Puritans had beer.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:57:48 PM): In fact if it wasn't for beer, they would be dead.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:58:01 PM): Back in the day beer was used a cheap source of food for seafarers.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:58:11 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:59:05 PM): thats funny
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:59:08 PM): all that from beer
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:59:12 PM): Indeed.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:59:19 PM): Humans are funny creatures.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:59:25 PM): yes we are
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:59:27 PM): Such stupid reasons and we fight.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:59:30 PM): Im funny when I am hyper
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:00:27 PM): what do you call two police men standing next to each other?
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:00:38 PM): A cople?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:00:42 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:01:02 PM): nah
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:01:10 PM): what?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:01:15 PM): coppies
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:01:19 PM): Cute.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:01:26 PM): So back to this guy.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:01:33 PM): You don't want to date him because of his race?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:01:35 PM): ok I guess
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:01:49 PM): I woundn't mind but my parents would mind
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:01:53 PM): and would have a problem with it
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:01:59 PM): I see.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:02:08 PM): What happened to love thy neighbor as you would yourself?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:02:18 PM): dont know
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:02:24 PM): Hmmm.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:02:37 PM): Thank you for that.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:02:37 PM): hold on he is asking me something
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:02:53 PM): for what
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:02:54 PM): what I do
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:03:02 PM): Well not so much you.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:03:10 PM): But you have just made me comforted.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:03:55 PM): I did
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:03:57 PM): kool
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:04:09 PM): Well you would be upset about it, but I'm comforted.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:04:30 PM): Dammit I forget which artist I was going to down load.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:04:31 PM): well it would help if I knew what you were talking about
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:04:38 PM): Oh now I remember, pink floyd.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:05:00 PM): dont know em
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:05:01 PM): Well you have just made me remember why I left the Pentecostal church almost from day one.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:05:10 PM): oh really
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:05:36 PM): Indeed.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:05:56 PM): ppl didn't love you or what
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:06:03 PM): No, blatant racism.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:06:05 PM): Sexism.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:06:13 PM): Class-difference of a Marxist persuasion.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:06:29 PM): I just downloaded one of my favorite songs that I didn't know the title nor artist.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:07:17 PM): Immigrant song by Led Zepplin.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:07:36 PM): Wait...
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:07:42 PM): ok
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

Whitney

#44
This girl is 20 something (right?) and still letting her parents run her life?  So what if her parents are racist that doesn't mean she has to continue the trend.  Seriously, he's bothered to talk to her for a whole year....she shouldn't pass up a guy like that just because his skin is a different color and daddy might get upset.