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Religion => Religion => Topic started by: karateman7 on March 22, 2010, 07:46:59 AM

Title: Monkeys
Post by: karateman7 on March 22, 2010, 07:46:59 AM
Hello, all, I'm new to the board. I'll save the intros for later, but just wanted to vent/ :( those poor little cute things.

Where to start besides "Do people really think this way!?"

1. I told him many of these people don't care whether or not they came from monkeys, they're from catholic believing countries. He says "well teh catholics aren't christian, they believe in evolution.

2. Monkeys have emotion and intelligence!

3. The bible, which he so loves, condones this type of shit. People were killing and slaving people even before evolution became a prominent force in society.

I'm more than open to any comments, whether I'm right or wrong. I got a little upset, so I just stood silent. Which may have been better.
Title: Re: Monkeys
Post by: Whitney on March 22, 2010, 03:57:37 PM
You could take my favorite approach, look at him like he just told you that gravity is false and it is actually angels who hold us down to the ground and tell him that he really needs to brush up on both the bible and modern science.

There comes a point where a person is just so mis-informed and/or stupid that trying to argue with them is only a waste of energy.
Title: Re: Monkeys
Post by: elliebean on March 22, 2010, 05:49:51 PM
The brain is a vestigial organ for those types.
Title: Re: Monkeys
Post by: Sophus on March 22, 2010, 07:07:36 PM
there are people who think we came from monkeys?!?
Title: Re: Monkeys
Post by: LoneMateria on March 22, 2010, 11:21:33 PM
Quote from: "Sophus"there are people who think we came from monkeys?!?

Creationists say there are.
Title: Re: Monkeys
Post by: elliebean on March 22, 2010, 11:27:24 PM
It would be interesting, to say the least, if something like a monkey were to have been born with a genetic mutation that allowed it to possess human-like intelligence. Personally, I don't think it would be all that pleasant to meet such a creature.
Title: Re: Monkeys
Post by: Whitney on March 22, 2010, 11:54:54 PM
Quote from: "elliebean"It would be interesting, to say the least, if something like a monkey were to have been born with a genetic mutation that allowed it to possess human-like intelligence. Personally, I don't think it would be all that pleasant to meet such a creature.

I think it would be cool for a cute monkey to be smart enough to not throw poop at us.  OR, better yet cross the with a fluffy kitten and it would be a cuteness explosion!
Title: Re: Monkeys
Post by: Ellainix on March 23, 2010, 02:17:04 AM
Quote from: "elliebean"It would be interesting, to say the least, if something like a monkey were to have been born with a genetic mutation that allowed it to possess human-like intelligence. Personally, I don't think it would be all that pleasant to meet such a creature.

I don't think a monkey needs human-like intelligence to find Karateman's friend an unpleasant experience.
Title: Re: Monkeys
Post by: skwurll on March 23, 2010, 03:11:02 AM
If there was a monkey with human like intelligence, how do you think he/she would view humanity?
Title: Re: Monkeys
Post by: G-Roll on March 25, 2010, 06:22:28 PM
APES!! WE COME FROM APES!! monkeys have tails.

lol tell him we come from super sayans. and we used to have the ability to shhot fire balls and actually had tails. Lol i dont even like DBZ and here i am referencing it...
i was gonna type something else but i forgot what it was... oh well.