OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!
This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.
I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.
I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.
Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)
So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!
If you want to get technical, I'd say you're closer to being a monkey priest than others are to, say, being a Catholic nun.
And you could always be ordained. I had a friend do that so he could legally marry two of his friends. It was cool.
:computerwave:
My turn!
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!
This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a regular, weed smoking happy hippie atheist.
I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of witch who regularly hosts rituals under the moonlight out on my property.
I'm not a self-proclaimed witch, if you remember, I sort of earned the title, here...this means that I am a witch by nature not by association. --Explaining what this means is difficult so I will not even try it. I have denied it for many years, but I am tired of living "in the broom closet."
Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought denying it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else.
So...apologies...and hopefully I cleared up any misunderstanding!
Quote'm not a self-proclaimed witch, if you remember, I sort of earned the title, here...this means that I am a witch by nature not by association
Sort of makes you a witch by acclamation as well, MegaMags!
:grin:
I too want to confess. It has been a long time coming too. It has been a burden and has weighed very heavily on me, I feel ashamed for my deceit. I orchestrated the "Moon Landing."
I'm actually a robot.
Quote from: Davin on November 09, 2017, 06:48:48 PM
I'm actually a robot.
I knew it! Ha...Davin is an Atheist-Bot...who can dance!
Quote from: Dave on November 09, 2017, 05:01:04 PM
Quote'm not a self-proclaimed witch, if you remember, I sort of earned the title, here...this means that I am a witch by nature not by association
Sort of makes you a witch by acclamation as well, MegaMags!
:grin:
"A witch by acclamation." I like it. :smilenod:
Quote from: No one on November 09, 2017, 05:45:56 PM
I too want to confess. It has been a long time coming too. It has been a burden and has weighed very heavily on me, I feel ashamed for my deceit. I orchestrated the "Moon Landing."
People! No one orchestrated the "Moon Landing."
Quote from: Magdalena on November 09, 2017, 10:51:32 PM
People! No one orchestrated the "Moon Landing."
:computerwave: I knew that!
:grin:
Quote from: Father Bruno on November 09, 2017, 03:33:39 PM
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!
This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.
I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.
I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.
Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)
So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!
So it's true! You are married to Salma Hayek!
It's the only thing you haven't denied!
I can't take all these revelations!!!!!
Quote from: Magdalena on November 10, 2017, 12:03:38 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on November 09, 2017, 03:33:39 PM
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!
This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.
I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.
I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.
Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)
So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!
So it's true! You are married to Salma Hayek!
It's the only thing you haven't denied!
Quote from: Father Bruno on November 10, 2017, 02:48:52 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 10, 2017, 12:03:38 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on November 09, 2017, 03:33:39 PM
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!
This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.
I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.
I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.
Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)
So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!
So it's true! You are married to Salma Hayek!
It's the only thing you haven't denied!
By the way, while on Jimmy Kimmel's show Salma describes meeting me for the first time (Around the 3:52 mark) 8)
I have a confession.
Yes, another one.
When I was a teenager, I had a crush on
Sting.
Whenever MTV showed this video, I would drop everything and I would go watch it. I would wait the whole 3 minutes for
that closeup of his face. That beautiful bone structure, the shy smile at the end... :tellmemore:
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
^
Yeah, full of phallic guitar and pelvic thrusts!
Quote from: Dave on December 30, 2017, 06:25:19 AM
^
Yeah, full of phallic guitar and pelvic thrusts!
There's a phallic guitar and a thrusting pelvic there!???? :bigspecs:
;D
Quote from: Magdalena on December 30, 2017, 06:05:46 AM
Now as a grown up, I watch it again, and now I think that too much of something is not right. :reading:
Yes, by definition I should think.
My wife got home today and said you've been drinking
too much beer haven't you? But not last night.
She must psychic, anyway I'm putting this down as evidence of the paranormal.
I did point out that it was inappropriate to apply the term "too much" to beer.
As to Sting, cool name, I never felt attracted to him though, maybe I was repressing.
Roxanne though, that's a cool song.
The Argentinians(?) deep rough take on it in Moulan Rouge is cool.
Even the incarcerated Eddy Murphy with headphones on version is.
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom...You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
― William Blake, Proverbs of Hell
Quote from: hermes2015 on December 30, 2017, 02:02:04 PM
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom...You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
― William Blake, Proverbs of Hell
How true, how very true... If you survive your excesses long enough to be wise!
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?
Because Sting...
Roxanne but every time they say "Roxanne" it gets 5% faster (https://streamable.com/f7a34)
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 01:11:52 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 30, 2017, 06:05:46 AM
Now as a grown up, I watch it again, and now I think that too much of something is not right. :reading:
Yes, by definition I should think.
My wife got home today and said you've been drinking too much beer haven't you? But not last night.
She must psychic, anyway I'm putting this down as evidence of the paranormal.
I did point out that it was inappropriate to apply the term "too much" to beer.
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 01:11:52 PM
...Even the incarcerated Eddy Murphy with headphones on version is.
Unforgettable. :lol:
Quote from: Pasta Chick on December 30, 2017, 04:29:05 PM
Because Sting...
Roxanne but every time they say "Roxanne" it gets 5% faster (https://streamable.com/f7a34)
:snicker:
Quote from: hermes2015 on December 30, 2017, 02:02:04 PM
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom...You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
― William Blake, Proverbs of Hell
...Said the guy who drank too much and enjoyed it. :grin:
The guy that drank too much...
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 03:05:53 PM
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on January 01, 2018, 04:59:01 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 03:41:26 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 03:05:53 PM
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?
31?
8+8+4+6+2.5 :grin:+3= 31 or 31.5 :grin:
2.5 for Brad Pitt is sexist. I feel harassed & violated. You have created a hostile environment in which I suffer under the weight of oppression. I'm suing. How much are you worth?
It's also sizist!
Rise up my fellow 2.1-ers, show them what you are made of!
^^^
:scratch:
But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0)
"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it. :shrug:
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
^^^
:scratch:
But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0)
"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it. :shrug:
Just winding you up, Mags!
:grin:
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
^^^
:scratch:
But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0)
"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it. :shrug:
:scratch: I see no mention of 'half' there, so shouldn't Brad Pitt have 3 instead of 2.5 erm...legs?
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 06:40:46 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on January 01, 2018, 04:59:01 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 03:41:26 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 03:05:53 PM
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?
31?
8+8+4+6+2.5 :grin:+3= 31 or 31.5 :grin:
Well in that case how many . . . no, never mind.
Quote from: Dave on January 01, 2018, 06:01:27 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
^^^
:scratch:
But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0)
"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it. :shrug:
Just winding you up, Mags!
:grin:
I know. :grin:
But I don't know about
Ecurb Noselrub. :unsure:
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 01, 2018, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
^^^
:scratch:
But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0)
"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it. :shrug:
:scratch: I see no mention of 'half' there, so shouldn't Brad Pitt have 3 instead of 2.5 erm...legs?
2.1
2.5
2.75
2.25
3
...Who knows? :suspicious:
...So...like...I said I wasn't gonna drink that much wine any more...Well, I had another bottle today. :couchhide:
Dionysus...!
Why!? :picard facepalm:
I forgot how funny this post is... :lol:
I came here to confess something, again, because I am a sinner by association, by nature, and by acclamation. :smug:
I go to the confession booth and I say:
"Bless me,
Father Bruno, for I have sinned. My last confession was..."
He interrupts me and says:
"Warning, child: you have not confessed for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to confess, please consider drinking the blood of christ before you do."
I said, "Sure!" :grin:
My confession:
I believe I have a crush on Keanu Reeves.
:sad sigh:
I own 5 of his movies. 3, OK, two, bad. I just like the way he feels on my eyes. Soothing.
~Who do I have to pray to for forgiveness?
Dionysus?
Yes?
:grin:
I too must get something off my chest. Actually, there isn't anything on my chest. What I mean is that I have something to confess.
It all started with a slip-n-slide and an ostrich... no, it's too embarrassing to talk about.
Quote from: Randy on May 28, 2020, 10:40:12 AM
I too must get something off my chest. Actually, there isn't anything on my chest. What I mean is that I have something to confess.
It all started with a slip-n-slide and an ostrich... no, it's too embarrassing to talk about.
"a slip-n-slide and an ostrich..."
Sure. Haven't you ever tried anything with the combo? No? Hmmm. I probably shouldn't tell you about the chainsaw that was involved.
Quote from: Randy on May 28, 2020, 08:01:19 PM
Sure. Haven't you ever tried anything with the combo? No? Hmmm. I probably shouldn't tell you about the chainsaw that was involved.
"chainsaw"
When one combines the three it all makes sense.
Quote from: Randy on May 28, 2020, 10:12:06 PM
When one combines the three it all makes sense.
Oh! Sure. Now I get it...
"a slip-n-slide, an ostrich, and a chainsaw..." Of course!
:shifty:
:grin:
You were that "street performer"? Honestly I can't believe you hid that Ostrich egg where you did. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'd never believe it. I suppose the slip-n-slide helped. You might love that chainsaw too much.
Honestly, (rather than dishonestly) I didn't mean to be a street performer. It just kind of happened when the skateboard got in the way.
That was one improvised take , and not some carefully planned, meticulously orchestrated performance? WOW! Now I am even more impressed. Considering how easily you concealed that egg.
Ah yes, the egg. It was actually an afterthought but the idea came to mind and it sounded like fun. So I hid it.
You should have your own show.
I confess that I'm not Dark, and the only way I represent Lightning is when I'm using a hammer- I never strike the same place twice. :-[
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2020, 03:39:45 AM
I confess that I'm not Dark, and the only way I represent Lightning is when I'm using a hammer- I never strike the same place twice. :-[
As long as you don't strike your thumb twice you're doing good.
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2020, 03:39:45 AM
I confess that I'm not Dark, and the only way I represent Lightning is when I'm using a hammer- I never strike the same place twice. :-[
You're Thor!?
Quote from: Randy on May 29, 2020, 03:47:11 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2020, 03:39:45 AM
I confess that I'm not Dark, and the only way I represent Lightning is when I'm using a hammer- I never strike the same place twice. :-[
As long as you don't strike your thumb twice you're doing good.
:-[ At least not within a period of say, two weeks. I've damaged my fingers so many times that it's embarrassing, and not just with hammers.
Somehow DL I get the feeling that you'd injure yourself with bird watching. :grin:
bird watchers generally die stepping backwards into the road look8ng up at birds through their field glasses.
yes.
Don't give Dark Lightning any field glasses! We need him here to keep us straight.
Quote from: Randy on May 29, 2020, 03:17:07 PM
Somehow DL I get the feeling that you'd injure yourself with bird watching. :grin:
:grrr: POISON IVY! :D
Quote from: Randy on May 29, 2020, 03:34:08 PM
Don't give Dark Lightning any field glasses! We need him here to keep us straight.
Nothing on earth can make me straight.
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(
Please...tell us more. :tellmemore:
I don't think that the kite should secured there, Tank.
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2020, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(
Please...tell us more. :tellmemore:
Walking backwards.
Trip up.
Break wrist.
Quite simple really!
That's a pretty story. Now, what really happened?
Quote from: No one on May 29, 2020, 08:59:40 PM
That's a pretty story. Now, what really happened?
That is exactly what happened. Boring. Sorry :)
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2020, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(
Please...tell us more. :tellmemore:
Walking backwards.
Trip up.
Break wrist.
Quite simple really!
Ouch! :o Who knew flying a kite could be so...so...dangerous. I didn't take you for an adrenaline junkie, Tank! :P
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 30, 2020, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2020, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(
Please...tell us more. :tellmemore:
Walking backwards.
Trip up.
Break wrist.
Quite simple really!
Ouch! :o Who knew flying a kite could be so...so...dangerous. I didn't take you for an adrenaline junkie, Tank! :P
It's always the quiet ones.
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2020, 02:11:09 AM
Randy:
Don't give Dark Lightning any field glasses! We need him here to keep us straight.
Hermes2015:
Nothing on earth can make me straight.
Is there anything on Uranus that would?
Oh!
No one wants to talk about Uranus!
OK...
No one...
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2020, 02:11:09 AM
Hermes2015:
Nothing on earth can make me straight.
Is there anything on Uranus that would?
:rofl:
But seriously, no.
Quote from: Randy on May 30, 2020, 01:02:41 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 30, 2020, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2020, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(
Please...tell us more. :tellmemore:
Walking backwards.
Trip up.
Break wrist.
Quite simple really!
Ouch! :o Who knew flying a kite could be so...so...dangerous. I didn't take you for an adrenaline junkie, Tank! :P
It's always the quiet ones.
I know right? ;D
(Though,Tank doesn't seem to be the quiet type. :grin:)