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Title: I Confess 2!
Post by: Papasito Bruno on November 09, 2017, 03:33:39 PM
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!

This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.

I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.

I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.


Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)


So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Pasta Chick on November 09, 2017, 03:52:06 PM
If you want to get technical, I'd say you're closer to being a monkey priest than others are to, say, being a Catholic nun.

And you could always be ordained. I had a friend do that so he could legally marry two of his friends. It was cool.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on November 09, 2017, 04:41:45 PM
 :computerwave:
My turn!

OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!

This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a regular, weed smoking happy hippie atheist.

I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of witch who regularly hosts rituals under the moonlight out on my property.

I'm not a self-proclaimed witch, if you remember, I sort of earned the title, here...this means that I am a witch by nature not by association. --Explaining what this means is difficult so I will not even try it. I have denied it for many years, but I am tired of living "in the broom closet." 

Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought denying it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else.

So...apologies...and hopefully I cleared up any misunderstanding!
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Dave on November 09, 2017, 05:01:04 PM
Quote'm not a self-proclaimed witch, if you remember, I sort of earned the title, here...this means that I am a witch by nature not by association
Sort of makes you a witch by acclamation as well, MegaMags!

:grin:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: No one on November 09, 2017, 05:45:56 PM
I too want to confess. It has been a long time coming too. It has been a burden and has weighed very heavily on me, I feel ashamed for my deceit. I orchestrated the "Moon Landing." 
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Davin on November 09, 2017, 06:48:48 PM
I'm actually a robot.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Papasito Bruno on November 09, 2017, 08:22:00 PM
Quote from: Davin on November 09, 2017, 06:48:48 PM
I'm actually a robot.

I knew it! Ha...Davin is an Atheist-Bot...who can dance!

(https://i.imgur.com/c6lS4SU.gif)

Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on November 09, 2017, 10:48:15 PM
Quote from: Dave on November 09, 2017, 05:01:04 PM
Quote'm not a self-proclaimed witch, if you remember, I sort of earned the title, here...this means that I am a witch by nature not by association
Sort of makes you a witch by acclamation as well, MegaMags!

:grin:
"A witch by acclamation." I like it.  :smilenod:

Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on November 09, 2017, 10:51:32 PM
Quote from: No one on November 09, 2017, 05:45:56 PM
I too want to confess. It has been a long time coming too. It has been a burden and has weighed very heavily on me, I feel ashamed for my deceit. I orchestrated the "Moon Landing."
(https://media.giphy.com/media/x7kVgCAi9sHkc/giphy.gif)
People! No one orchestrated the "Moon Landing."
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 09, 2017, 11:23:54 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 09, 2017, 10:51:32 PM
People! No one orchestrated the "Moon Landing."

:computerwave: I knew that!

:grin:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on November 09, 2017, 11:40:52 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 09, 2017, 11:23:54 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 09, 2017, 10:51:32 PM
People! No one orchestrated the "Moon Landing."

:computerwave: I knew that!

:grin:

:grin:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on November 09, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Quote from: Davin on November 09, 2017, 06:48:48 PM
I'm actually a robot.
(https://i.imgur.com/v7DIe1C.gif)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on November 10, 2017, 12:03:38 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on November 09, 2017, 03:33:39 PM
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!

This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.

I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.

I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.


Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)


So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!

So it's true! You are married to Salma Hayek!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/27e35c8972a2611145d6d961e3862388/tenor.gif?itemid=7504975)
It's the only thing you haven't denied!
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Davin on November 10, 2017, 01:48:48 PM
I can't take all these revelations!!!!!
(https://i.imgur.com/0NAOyVm.gif)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Papasito Bruno on November 10, 2017, 02:48:52 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 10, 2017, 12:03:38 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on November 09, 2017, 03:33:39 PM
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!

This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.

I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.

I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.


Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)


So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!

So it's true! You are married to Salma Hayek!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/27e35c8972a2611145d6d961e3862388/tenor.gif?itemid=7504975)
It's the only thing you haven't denied!

(https://i.imgur.com/X9iGzxA.gif)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Papasito Bruno on November 10, 2017, 06:16:01 PM
Quote from: Father Bruno on November 10, 2017, 02:48:52 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 10, 2017, 12:03:38 AM
Quote from: Father Bruno on November 09, 2017, 03:33:39 PM
OK. I give up. Its time I give you a little confession!

This may come as a shock to you all but I am not who you think I am. I am not in fact a Priest, nor even a monkey. Alas I am just a simple man, a product of evolution. Nothing more, nothing less.

I am in fact just a regular everyday sort of Atheist.

I was an idiot/religious for the longest time but years ago I embraced Atheism. I am surprised at how much sense it all makes now that I think clearly and rationally; that is not believing in ridiculous gods and superstitious religions, and all of the other garbage that accompanies such simple ideologies.


Anyway.. I am sorry for the deception, I thought it was just a funny joke and more of a "little white lie" than anything else. (Plus I like the monkey/gorilla stuff, and I love bananas, OMG!)


So...apologies...and hopefuly I cleared up any misunderstanding!

So it's true! You are married to Salma Hayek!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/27e35c8972a2611145d6d961e3862388/tenor.gif?itemid=7504975)
It's the only thing you haven't denied!

(https://i.imgur.com/X9iGzxA.gif)

By the way, while on Jimmy Kimmel's show Salma describes meeting me for the first time (Around the 3:52 mark) 8)

Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on December 30, 2017, 06:05:46 AM
I have a confession.
Yes, another one.

When I was a teenager, I had a crush on Sting.
Whenever MTV showed this video, I would drop everything and I would go watch it. I would wait the whole 3 minutes for that closeup of his face. That beautiful bone structure, the shy smile at the end...  :tellmemore:

[spoiler]Now as a grown up, I watch it again, and now I think that too much of something is not right.  :reading:
[/spoiler]

Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Dave on December 30, 2017, 06:25:19 AM
^
Yeah, full of phallic guitar and pelvic thrusts!
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on December 30, 2017, 06:30:02 AM
Quote from: Dave on December 30, 2017, 06:25:19 AM
^
Yeah, full of phallic guitar and pelvic thrusts!

There's a phallic guitar and a thrusting pelvic there!????  :bigspecs:







;D
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 01:11:52 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 30, 2017, 06:05:46 AM

Now as a grown up, I watch it again, and now I think that too much of something is not right.  :reading:


Yes, by definition I should think.
My wife got home today and said you've been drinking too much beer haven't you? But not last night.
She must psychic, anyway I'm putting this down as evidence of the paranormal.
I did point out that it was inappropriate to apply the term "too much" to beer.

As to Sting, cool name, I never felt attracted to him though, maybe I was repressing.
Roxanne though, that's a cool song.
The Argentinians(?) deep rough take on it in Moulan Rouge is cool.
Even the incarcerated Eddy Murphy with headphones on version is.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: hermes2015 on December 30, 2017, 02:02:04 PM
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom...You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.

― William Blake, Proverbs of Hell
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Dave on December 30, 2017, 02:16:14 PM
Quote from: hermes2015 on December 30, 2017, 02:02:04 PM
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom...You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.

― William Blake, Proverbs of Hell

How true, how very true... If you survive your excesses long enough to be wise!
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 03:05:53 PM
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Pasta Chick on December 30, 2017, 04:29:05 PM
Because Sting...

Roxanne but every time they say "Roxanne" it gets 5% faster (https://streamable.com/f7a34)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on December 31, 2017, 02:14:13 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 01:11:52 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on December 30, 2017, 06:05:46 AM

Now as a grown up, I watch it again, and now I think that too much of something is not right.  :reading:


Yes, by definition I should think.
My wife got home today and said you've been drinking too much beer haven't you? But not last night.
She must psychic, anyway I'm putting this down as evidence of the paranormal.
I did point out that it was inappropriate to apply the term "too much" to beer.
(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/44.gif)

Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 01:11:52 PM
...Even the incarcerated Eddy Murphy with headphones on version is.
Unforgettable.   :lol:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on December 31, 2017, 02:14:46 AM
Quote from: Pasta Chick on December 30, 2017, 04:29:05 PM
Because Sting...

Roxanne but every time they say "Roxanne" it gets 5% faster (https://streamable.com/f7a34)
:snicker:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on December 31, 2017, 02:17:40 AM
Quote from: hermes2015 on December 30, 2017, 02:02:04 PM
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom...You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.

― William Blake, Proverbs of Hell

...Said the guy who drank too much and enjoyed it.  :grin:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 31, 2017, 12:37:19 PM
The guy that drank too much...

Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 03:41:26 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 03:05:53 PM
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/zjQrmdlR9ZCM/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Sandra Craft on January 01, 2018, 04:59:01 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 03:41:26 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 03:05:53 PM
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/zjQrmdlR9ZCM/giphy.gif)

31?
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 06:40:46 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on January 01, 2018, 04:59:01 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 03:41:26 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 03:05:53 PM
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/zjQrmdlR9ZCM/giphy.gif)

31?

8+8+4+6+2.5 :grin:+3= 31 or 31.5  :grin:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 01, 2018, 02:43:02 PM
2.5 for Brad Pitt is sexist.  I feel harassed & violated.  You have created a hostile environment in which I suffer under the weight of oppression.  I'm suing.  How much are you worth?
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Dave on January 01, 2018, 02:49:32 PM
It's also sizist!

Rise up my fellow 2.1-ers, show them what you are made of!
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
 ^^^
:scratch:

But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0)

"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it.  :shrug:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Dave on January 01, 2018, 06:01:27 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
^^^
:scratch:

But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0)

"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it.  :shrug:

Just winding you up, Mags!

:grin:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 01, 2018, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
^^^
:scratch:

But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0)

"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it.  :shrug:

:scratch: I see no mention of 'half' there, so shouldn't Brad Pitt have 3 instead of 2.5 erm...legs?
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Sandra Craft on January 01, 2018, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 06:40:46 AM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on January 01, 2018, 04:59:01 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 03:41:26 AM
Quote from: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2017, 03:05:53 PM
2 spiders, a racoon, a grass hoper, Brad Pitt and a tripod, how many legs have we got?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/zjQrmdlR9ZCM/giphy.gif)

31?

8+8+4+6+2.5 :grin:+3= 31 or 31.5  :grin:

Well in that case how many . . . no, never mind.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: Dave on January 01, 2018, 06:01:27 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
^^^
:scratch:

But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0)

"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it.  :shrug:

Just winding you up, Mags!

:grin:

I know.  :grin:

But I don't know about Ecurb Noselrub.  :unsure:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on January 01, 2018, 06:26:16 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on January 01, 2018, 04:50:23 PM
^^^
:scratch:

But...but...you guys created a:
Eupemisms for "penis" --Topic.
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=15535.0)

"A third leg" was mentioned and no one had a problem with it.  :shrug:

:scratch: I see no mention of 'half' there, so shouldn't Brad Pitt have 3 instead of 2.5 erm...legs?
2.1
2.5
2.75
2.25
3

...Who knows?  :suspicious:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on January 14, 2018, 08:07:33 AM
...So...like...I said I wasn't gonna drink that much wine any more...Well, I had another bottle today.  :couchhide:

Dionysus...!
Why!?  :picard facepalm:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on May 28, 2020, 08:04:07 AM
I forgot how funny this post is... :lol:

I came here to confess something, again, because I am a sinner by association, by nature, and by acclamation. :smug:

I go to the confession booth and I say:
"Bless me, Father Bruno, for I have sinned. My last confession was..."
He interrupts me and says:

"Warning, child: you have not confessed for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to confess, please consider drinking the blood of christ before you do."
I said, "Sure!"  :grin:

My confession:
I believe I have a crush on Keanu Reeves.
(https://www.105.net/resizer/1200/720/true/1556622924251.png--keanu_reeves__a_glasgow_un_festival_interamente_dedicato_a_lui.png?1556622924000)
:sad sigh:
I own 5 of his movies. 3, OK, two, bad. I just like the way he feels on my eyes. Soothing.

~Who do I have to pray to for forgiveness?
Dionysus?
Yes?
:grin:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Randy on May 28, 2020, 10:40:12 AM
I too must get something off my chest. Actually, there isn't anything on my chest. What I mean is that I have something to confess.

It all started with a slip-n-slide and an ostrich... no, it's too embarrassing to talk about.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on May 28, 2020, 07:18:44 PM
Quote from: Randy on May 28, 2020, 10:40:12 AM
I too must get something off my chest. Actually, there isn't anything on my chest. What I mean is that I have something to confess.

It all started with a slip-n-slide and an ostrich... no, it's too embarrassing to talk about.

"a slip-n-slide and an ostrich..."
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DeficientNeatAmazondolphin-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Randy on May 28, 2020, 08:01:19 PM
Sure. Haven't you ever tried anything with the combo? No? Hmmm. I probably shouldn't tell you about the chainsaw that was involved.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on May 28, 2020, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: Randy on May 28, 2020, 08:01:19 PM
Sure. Haven't you ever tried anything with the combo? No? Hmmm. I probably shouldn't tell you about the chainsaw that was involved.

"chainsaw"
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BrilliantDirtyBeardedcollie-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Randy on May 28, 2020, 10:12:06 PM
When one combines the three it all makes sense.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on May 28, 2020, 10:58:52 PM
Quote from: Randy on May 28, 2020, 10:12:06 PM
When one combines the three it all makes sense.
Oh! Sure. Now I get it...
"a slip-n-slide, an ostrich, and a chainsaw..." Of course!
:shifty:


:grin:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: No one on May 29, 2020, 12:30:32 AM
You were that "street performer"? Honestly I can't believe you hid that Ostrich egg where you did. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'd never believe it. I suppose the slip-n-slide helped. You might love that chainsaw too much.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Randy on May 29, 2020, 12:56:21 AM
Honestly, (rather than dishonestly) I didn't mean to be a street performer. It just kind of happened when the skateboard got in the way.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: No one on May 29, 2020, 01:38:56 AM
That was one improvised take , and not some carefully planned, meticulously orchestrated performance? WOW! Now I am even more impressed. Considering how easily you concealed that egg.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Randy on May 29, 2020, 02:15:29 AM
Ah yes, the egg. It was actually an afterthought but the idea came to mind and it sounded like fun. So I hid it.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: No one on May 29, 2020, 02:41:58 AM
You should have your own show.

Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2020, 03:39:45 AM
I confess that I'm not Dark, and the only way I represent Lightning is when I'm using a hammer- I never strike the same place twice.  :-[
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Randy on May 29, 2020, 03:47:11 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2020, 03:39:45 AM
I confess that I'm not Dark, and the only way I represent Lightning is when I'm using a hammer- I never strike the same place twice.  :-[

As long as you don't strike your thumb twice you're doing good.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on May 29, 2020, 03:57:44 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2020, 03:39:45 AM
I confess that I'm not Dark, and the only way I represent Lightning is when I'm using a hammer- I never strike the same place twice.  :-[
(https://media.tumblr.com/8a7a944d0a49769691df75be20711b34/tumblr_inline_mixd47Dco91qz4rgp.gif)
You're Thor!?
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2020, 05:00:45 AM
Quote from: Randy on May 29, 2020, 03:47:11 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2020, 03:39:45 AM
I confess that I'm not Dark, and the only way I represent Lightning is when I'm using a hammer- I never strike the same place twice.  :-[

As long as you don't strike your thumb twice you're doing good.

:-[ At least not within a period of say, two weeks. I've damaged my fingers so many times that it's embarrassing, and not just with hammers.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Randy on May 29, 2020, 03:17:07 PM
Somehow DL I get the feeling that you'd injure yourself with bird watching.  :grin:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: billy rubin on May 29, 2020, 03:23:03 PM
bird watchers generally die stepping backwards into the road look8ng up at birds through their field glasses.

yes.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Randy on May 29, 2020, 03:34:08 PM
Don't give Dark Lightning any field glasses! We need him here to keep us straight.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2020, 03:36:09 PM
Quote from: Randy on May 29, 2020, 03:17:07 PM
Somehow DL I get the feeling that you'd injure yourself with bird watching.  :grin:

:grrr: POISON IVY!  :D
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: hermes2015 on May 29, 2020, 04:13:47 PM
Quote from: Randy on May 29, 2020, 03:34:08 PM
Don't give Dark Lightning any field glasses! We need him here to keep us straight.

Nothing on earth can make me straight.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2020, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/67ae2545fef7e35576e731c3c8c59a15/tumblr_ogr0hxDBdr1r2wxwko1_500.gif)

Please...tell us more. :tellmemore:
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: No one on May 29, 2020, 08:35:38 PM
I don't think that the kite should secured there, Tank.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2020, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/67ae2545fef7e35576e731c3c8c59a15/tumblr_ogr0hxDBdr1r2wxwko1_500.gif)

Please...tell us more. :tellmemore:

Walking backwards.
Trip up.
Break wrist.
Quite simple really!
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: No one on May 29, 2020, 08:59:40 PM
That's a pretty story. Now, what really happened?
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Tank on May 29, 2020, 09:13:33 PM
Quote from: No one on May 29, 2020, 08:59:40 PM
That's a pretty story. Now, what really happened?

That is exactly what happened. Boring. Sorry :)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 30, 2020, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2020, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/67ae2545fef7e35576e731c3c8c59a15/tumblr_ogr0hxDBdr1r2wxwko1_500.gif)

Please...tell us more. :tellmemore:

Walking backwards.
Trip up.
Break wrist.
Quite simple really!

Ouch!  :o Who knew flying a kite could be so...so...dangerous. I didn't take you for an adrenaline junkie, Tank! :P
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Randy on May 30, 2020, 01:02:41 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 30, 2020, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2020, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/67ae2545fef7e35576e731c3c8c59a15/tumblr_ogr0hxDBdr1r2wxwko1_500.gif)

Please...tell us more. :tellmemore:

Walking backwards.
Trip up.
Break wrist.
Quite simple really!

Ouch!  :o Who knew flying a kite could be so...so...dangerous. I didn't take you for an adrenaline junkie, Tank! :P
It's always the quiet ones.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: No one on May 30, 2020, 02:11:09 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trackie.com%2Ftrack-and-field%2Fimg%2Flayout%2Ficon_quote.jpg&hash=c5a9d5ac5c9c0366d813e18a50510fe9aa16bfc2) Randy:
Don't give Dark Lightning any field glasses! We need him here to keep us straight.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trackie.com%2Ftrack-and-field%2Fimg%2Flayout%2Ficon_quote.jpg&hash=c5a9d5ac5c9c0366d813e18a50510fe9aa16bfc2) Hermes2015:
Nothing on earth can make me straight.


Is there anything on Uranus that would? (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.stardock.net%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthemes%2Fdigicons%2FGagged.png&hash=9b545d9c6babbe58bf3eb16c42e338f7edf55876)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: Magdalena on May 30, 2020, 02:35:16 AM
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2020, 02:11:09 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trackie.com%2Ftrack-and-field%2Fimg%2Flayout%2Ficon_quote.jpg&hash=c5a9d5ac5c9c0366d813e18a50510fe9aa16bfc2) Randy:
Don't give Dark Lightning any field glasses! We need him here to keep us straight.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trackie.com%2Ftrack-and-field%2Fimg%2Flayout%2Ficon_quote.jpg&hash=c5a9d5ac5c9c0366d813e18a50510fe9aa16bfc2) Hermes2015:
Nothing on earth can make me straight.


Is there anything on Uranus that would? (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.stardock.net%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthemes%2Fdigicons%2FGagged.png&hash=9b545d9c6babbe58bf3eb16c42e338f7edf55876)

Oh! No one wants to talk about Uranus!

OK...
No one...
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/506fb536a06b6009044bc5ee29fe2729/tumblr_olhqtrjwNZ1qkvbwso1_500.png)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: hermes2015 on May 30, 2020, 04:43:29 AM
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2020, 02:11:09 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trackie.com%2Ftrack-and-field%2Fimg%2Flayout%2Ficon_quote.jpg&hash=c5a9d5ac5c9c0366d813e18a50510fe9aa16bfc2) Hermes2015:
Nothing on earth can make me straight.


Is there anything on Uranus that would? (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.stardock.net%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthemes%2Fdigicons%2FGagged.png&hash=9b545d9c6babbe58bf3eb16c42e338f7edf55876)

:rofl:

But seriously, no.
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 30, 2020, 10:31:40 AM
Quote from: Randy on May 30, 2020, 01:02:41 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 30, 2020, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 29, 2020, 08:22:22 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 29, 2020, 08:09:35 PM
I'm the only person I have heard of that has broken a bone flying a kite. :(

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/67ae2545fef7e35576e731c3c8c59a15/tumblr_ogr0hxDBdr1r2wxwko1_500.gif)

Please...tell us more. :tellmemore:

Walking backwards.
Trip up.
Break wrist.
Quite simple really!

Ouch!  :o Who knew flying a kite could be so...so...dangerous. I didn't take you for an adrenaline junkie, Tank! :P
It's always the quiet ones.

I know right?  ;D

(Though,Tank doesn't seem to be the quiet type. :grin:)
Title: Re: I Confess 2!
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 30, 2020, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: No one on May 30, 2020, 02:11:09 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trackie.com%2Ftrack-and-field%2Fimg%2Flayout%2Ficon_quote.jpg&hash=c5a9d5ac5c9c0366d813e18a50510fe9aa16bfc2) Randy:
Don't give Dark Lightning any field glasses! We need him here to keep us straight.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trackie.com%2Ftrack-and-field%2Fimg%2Flayout%2Ficon_quote.jpg&hash=c5a9d5ac5c9c0366d813e18a50510fe9aa16bfc2) Hermes2015:
Nothing on earth can make me straight.


Is there anything on Uranus that would? (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.stardock.net%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthemes%2Fdigicons%2FGagged.png&hash=9b545d9c6babbe58bf3eb16c42e338f7edf55876)

:twitch:

Error: maturity.exe not found.

:grin:

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