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Title: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 01:39:56 PM
I can't remember/find if we have a thread like this already.  If we do, then feel free to merge.

I thought it would be fun if we made predictions about what will happen in the future, so that when the inevitable or coincidence occurs then we can claim 'psychic' powers.

They can be as silly or serious as you like.

I'll start then it might make more sense...

- I predict that Jeremy Corbyn will be the next PM of Britain leading a coalition government
- I predict that Ivanka Trump will stand in the next US presidential elections
- I predict the Green Bay Packers will win the next Superbowl
- I predict Bruno will buy a pet Kat





Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Dave on May 22, 2017, 01:49:31 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 01:39:56 PM
I can't remember/find if we have a thread like this already.  If we do, then feel free to merge.

I thought it would be fun if we made predictions about what will happen in the future, so that when the inevitable or coincidence occurs then we can claim 'psychic' powers.

They can be as silly or serious as you like.

I'll start then it might make more sense...

- I predict that Jeremy Corbyn will be the next PM of Britain leading a coalition government
- I predict that Ivanka Trump will stand in the next US presidential elections
- I predict the Green Bay Packers will win the next Superbowl
- I predict Bruno will buy a pet Kat

OK, I'll bet £10 on each at 10:1 against!
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: OldGit on May 22, 2017, 03:50:48 PM
I predict that the Murrikins will soon be inaugurating President Pence.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Dave on May 22, 2017, 04:33:07 PM
Quote from: OldGit on May 22, 2017, 03:50:48 PM
I predict that the Murrikins will soon be inaugurating President Pence.
And that ex-president Trump will try to sue the American nation for wrongful dismissal?
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 22, 2017, 06:03:39 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 01:39:56 PM
I can't remember/find if we have a thread like this already.  If we do, then feel free to merge.

I thought it would be fun if we made predictions about what will happen in the future, so that when the inevitable or coincidence occurs then we can claim 'psychic' powers.

They can be as silly or serious as you like.

I'll start then it might make more sense...

- I predict that Jeremy Corbyn will be the next PM of Britain leading a coalition government
- I predict that Ivanka Trump will stand in the next US presidential elections
- I predict the Green Bay Packers will win the next Superbowl
- I predict Bruno will buy a pet Kat

I thought of these questions while flipping through my Tarot Cards and came up with the following:

- I predict that Jeremy Corbyn will be the next PM of Britain leading a coalition government. Nope
- I predict that Ivanka Trump will stand in the next US presidential elections. Not the next, but in a future election yes.
- I predict the Green Bay Packers will win the next Superbowl. Who?...No it won't be the Packers, it will be the Patriots again.[/b]
- I predict Bruno will buy a pet Kat. Pet kat, no (And thank you for spelling the word correctly) I would sooner pickle my nuts in mustard or have an affair with an old polish nun than buy a pet kat.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Tom62 on May 22, 2017, 06:12:39 PM
I predict that
- Ajax will beat Manchester United, the day after tomorrow
- Angela Merkel's CDU party will win the German federal elections in September
- An EU army will invade the UK to end Brexit
- Freedom of speech,as we know it, will be forbidden by the end of this year
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 06:37:08 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on May 22, 2017, 06:12:39 PM
I predict that
- Ajax will beat Manchester United, the day after tomorrow

Never!

I predict a United win 2-1.

Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Arturo on May 22, 2017, 07:20:46 PM
I predict I will poop in the next hour at least once
I predict I will eat today
I predict my cousins will never come over like they said they would
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Magdalena on May 22, 2017, 07:54:23 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/jRmgXel4zPABy/giphy.gif)
The gods have spoken...

1. June 9th, I predict a full moon.
2. I predict warm weather in the United States of America: Starting Tuesday, June 20. It will end Friday, September 22.
3. August 21st, I see a solar eclipse.
4. Something about...Cassini–Huygens? (sorry, the message is not very clear).
5. The possums say that Trump will not be impeached. He will be re-elected.
6. Pahu, Dredge, Keke, Nam, MatureMcLeod, will come back to the forum.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Dave on May 22, 2017, 08:29:17 PM
^ I fear you are right oh Seer of mystic matters.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Magdalena on May 22, 2017, 09:00:11 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on May 22, 2017, 08:29:17 PM
^ I fear you are right oh Seer of mystic matters.

You believe me? You must be a Libra.  :tellmemore:
Am I right?
[spoiler]
:secrets1: Don't get freaked out, you've posted your birthday.



:grin:[/spoiler]
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Dave on May 22, 2017, 09:06:01 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 22, 2017, 09:00:11 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on May 22, 2017, 08:29:17 PM
^ I fear you are right oh Seer of mystic matters.

You believe me? You must be a Libra.  :tellmemore:
Am I right?
[spoiler]
:secrets1: Don't get freaked out, you've posted your birthday.



:grin:[/spoiler]
I have decided a new set of constellations and Zodiac are needed. I declare the 23rd September to 22nd October to be the House of Sarcasm!
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Magdalena on May 22, 2017, 09:21:44 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on May 22, 2017, 09:06:01 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 22, 2017, 09:00:11 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on May 22, 2017, 08:29:17 PM
^ I fear you are right oh Seer of mystic matters.

You believe me? You must be a Libra.  :tellmemore:
Am I right?
[spoiler]
:secrets1: Don't get freaked out, you've posted your birthday.



:grin:[/spoiler]
I have decided a new set of constellations and Zodiac are needed. I declare the 23rd September to 22nd October to be the House of Sarcasm!
I like it.  :)
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: No one on May 22, 2017, 09:24:57 PM
I predict there are more predictions to come.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 01:59:29 AM
Quote from: No one on May 22, 2017, 09:24:57 PM
I predict there are more predictions to come.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2R013mIf1ZXdvoyI/giphy.gif)


:P
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Dragonia on May 24, 2017, 03:58:12 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 22, 2017, 07:54:23 PM
6. Pahu, Dredge, Keke, Nam, MatureMcLeod, will come back to the forum.
Oh god, please no.  I don't care about most of these jokers, but I'd really like Nam to stay his arrogant, grouchy, asshole self away. He is SUCH a bad apple.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Magdalena on May 24, 2017, 06:04:42 AM
Quote from: Dragonia on May 24, 2017, 03:58:12 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 22, 2017, 07:54:23 PM
6. Pahu, Dredge, Keke, Nam, MatureMcLeod, will come back to the forum.
Oh god, please no.  I don't care about most of these jokers, but I'd really like Nam to stay his arrogant, grouchy, asshole self away. He is SUCH a bad apple.
:snicker:
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 24, 2017, 02:39:28 PM
Quote from: Dragonia on May 24, 2017, 03:58:12 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 22, 2017, 07:54:23 PM
6. Pahu, Dredge, Keke, Nam, MatureMcLeod, will come back to the forum.
Oh god, please no.  I don't care about most of these jokers, but I'd really like Nam to stay his arrogant, grouchy, asshole self away. He is SUCH a bad apple.

I miss the Nam as I believe he brought out the best in me, in fact I think my reply below to him was my best ever post or reply!

Quote from: Father Bruno on February 24, 2016, 07:01:44 PM
Quote from: Nam on February 24, 2016, 05:32:23 PM
Oh, and I'm honest about what kind of person I am just to let you know, and I get called names from the start. Who's the asshole there?

-Nam

Ooooh, ooooh, Let's play Jeopardy!

Alex Trebeck: Ok you go first Bruno, pick a category.

Bruno:
How about "Obvious Troll is Obvious" Alex?
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Alex Trebeck: Okay, here's the first question, and remember you must answer with a question.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FjXeE2av.gif&hash=2c3d3907108f5d3155f2c2a74b9ef074d0d5f843)

Bruno:

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F3oAcSsB.gif&hash=c254ad9d3ed073775a7f8b287f03ec2ba057ade5)
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 03:22:46 PM
Ok, No one's prediction came true, I will give my magic fortune telling 8 ball a shake and see what kind of answers I get to the following:

Me: Magic 8 ball, I predict I will become a millionaire in the next 20 years. Is this going to happen?
Magic 8 ball: Not likely.

:sadcheer:

Me: Magic 8 ball, I predict my worst enemy will die a slow, painful death. Is this going to happen?
Magic 8 ball: Maybe

:suspicious:

Me: Magic 8 ball, I predict I will be having chicken ....sigh...again for lunch. Is this going to happen?
Magic 8 ball: Absolutely.

:grrr:

Me: Magic 8 ball, I predict you are going to go flying across the room in the next 20 seconds. Is this going to happen?
Magic 8 ball: Don't count on it.

*crash*
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 03:30:29 PM
Ah, Nam. :tellmemore: Probably off somewhere writing poetry and calling people who don't get or like his poems "illiterate". 

I am Nam
Nam I am

That Nam-I-am
That Nam-I-am!
I do not like
That Nam-I-am

Do you like
Green eggs and ham

I do not like them,
Nam-I-am.
I do not like
Green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
Here or there.
I would not like them
Anywhere.
I do not like
Green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Nam-I-am
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Magdalena on May 24, 2017, 04:39:01 PM
^^
This is great, xSilverPhinx!  :lol:
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 05:05:03 PM
:grin: I read too many of Dr. Seuss' books growing up :lol:

That was adapted from "Green eggs and ham."
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 25, 2017, 05:14:19 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 06:37:08 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on May 22, 2017, 06:12:39 PM
I predict that
- Ajax will beat Manchester United, the day after tomorrow

Never!

I predict a United win 2-1.



I was right - nearly with the score too.  I declare myself the most psychic on HAF ;)
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Dave on May 25, 2017, 05:39:31 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 05:05:03 PM
:grin: I read too many of Dr. Seuss' books growing up :lol:

That was adapted from "Green eggs and ham."

I have just looked up "green eggs". I sympathise with the singer! I hope this is on Americanism that stays that side of the Pond.  :puke:
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Magdalena on May 25, 2017, 06:35:15 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on May 25, 2017, 05:39:31 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 05:05:03 PM
:grin: I read too many of Dr. Seuss' books growing up :lol:

That was adapted from "Green eggs and ham."

I have just looked up "green eggs". I sympathise with the singer! I hope this is on Americanism that stays that side of the Pond.  :puke:
Singer?  :scratch:
What singer?
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Dave on May 25, 2017, 07:10:29 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 25, 2017, 06:35:15 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on May 25, 2017, 05:39:31 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 05:05:03 PM
:grin: I read too many of Dr. Seuss' books growing up :lol:

That was adapted from "Green eggs and ham."

I have just looked up "green eggs". I sympathise with the singer! I hope this is on Americanism that stays that side of the Pond.  :puke:
Singer?  :scratch:
What singer?

Ah, I thought it was a song, seems it is merely spoken by Sam-I-am's intended victim. Seuss did not feature over here shen I was a kid and I did not have ghe kind of parents who encouraged me to read. But, somehow, I always had my nose in encyclopedias, science reference books and science fiction novels- never even read "Winnie the Poo", "Rupert Bear" or similar stuff.

Used to enjoy "Sesame Street" even as an adult though! - but still preferred the "Muppets"...
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Magdalena on May 25, 2017, 07:22:50 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on May 25, 2017, 07:10:29 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on May 25, 2017, 06:35:15 PM
Quote from: Gloucester on May 25, 2017, 05:39:31 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 24, 2017, 05:05:03 PM
:grin: I read too many of Dr. Seuss' books growing up :lol:

That was adapted from "Green eggs and ham."

I have just looked up "green eggs". I sympathise with the singer! I hope this is on Americanism that stays that side of the Pond.  :puke:
Singer?  :scratch:
What singer?

Ah, I thought it was a song, seems it is merely spoken by Sam-I-am's intended victim. Seuss did not feature over here shen I was a kid and I did not have ghe kind of parents who encouraged me to read. But, somehow, I always had my nose in encyclopedias, science reference books and science fiction novels- never even read "Winnie the Poo", "Rupert Bear" or similar stuff.

Used to enjoy "Sesame Street" even as an adult though! - but still preferred the "Muppets"...
OK, I was just curious.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Magdalena on May 25, 2017, 07:24:11 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 25, 2017, 05:14:19 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 06:37:08 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on May 22, 2017, 06:12:39 PM
I predict that
- Ajax will beat Manchester United, the day after tomorrow

Never!

I predict a United win 2-1.



I was right - nearly with the score too.  I declare myself the most psychic on HAF ;)
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:grin:
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Tom62 on May 25, 2017, 08:49:20 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 25, 2017, 05:14:19 PM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 22, 2017, 06:37:08 PM
Quote from: Tom62 on May 22, 2017, 06:12:39 PM
I predict that
- Ajax will beat Manchester United, the day after tomorrow

Never!

I predict a United win 2-1.



I was right - nearly with the score too.  I declare myself the most psychic on HAF ;)

Congrats! I assume that this makes me the least psychic on HAF ;)
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Arturo on May 26, 2017, 06:43:58 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 22, 2017, 07:20:46 PM
I predict I will poop in the next hour at least once
I predict I will eat today
I predict my cousins will never come over like they said they would

Wow I was right on all accounts...
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Tank on May 26, 2017, 12:40:42 PM
Quote from: Arturo on May 26, 2017, 06:43:58 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 22, 2017, 07:20:46 PM
I predict I will poop in the next hour at least once
I predict I will eat today
I predict my cousins will never come over like they said they would

Wow I was right on all accounts...
Not so. The last one contains the word never. Which could have infinite extension.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Arturo on May 26, 2017, 04:26:41 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 26, 2017, 12:40:42 PM
Quote from: Arturo on May 26, 2017, 06:43:58 AM
Quote from: Arturo on May 22, 2017, 07:20:46 PM
I predict I will poop in the next hour at least once
I predict I will eat today
I predict my cousins will never come over like they said they would

Wow I was right on all accounts...
Not so. The last one contains the word never. Which could have infinite extension.

Well I'm moving, so they aren't coming over here like they said they would. If the come over at all, it's to help me move.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 27, 2017, 04:24:39 PM
I predict Chelsea will win the FA cup today.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Icarus on May 28, 2017, 12:17:07 AM
^ Chelsea? Chelsea is an American comedienne who says fuck or its extentians a lot. She is often funny but I suspect you are speaking football. Sorry for the interruption.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Dave on May 28, 2017, 06:33:41 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 27, 2017, 04:24:39 PM
I predict Chelsea will win the FA cup today.

Oh dear, never mind, eh?

UP THE GUNNERS!

:D
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Claireliontamer on May 28, 2017, 10:00:59 AM
Quote from: Gloucester on May 28, 2017, 06:33:41 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 27, 2017, 04:24:39 PM
I predict Chelsea will win the FA cup today.

Oh dear, never mind, eh?

UP THE GUNNERS!

:D

My psychic powers let me down.  I didn't actually care who won as a United fan.  I wonder though if it's an omen for the general election: blues expected to win but the reds pull a win out of the bag....
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Dave on May 28, 2017, 10:23:09 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 28, 2017, 10:00:59 AM
Quote from: Gloucester on May 28, 2017, 06:33:41 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 27, 2017, 04:24:39 PM
I predict Chelsea will win the FA cup today.

Oh dear, never mind, eh?

UP THE GUNNERS!

:D

My psychic powers let me down.  I didn't actually care who won as a United fan.  I wonder though if it's an omen for the general election: blues expected to win but the reds pull a win out of the bag....
I don't actually care who wins which football match - just (as our American friends might say) "busting your chops".

Blue, Red . . . Is there any real choice between them in the election?
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Tank on May 28, 2017, 10:49:32 AM
Quote from: Claireliontamer on May 27, 2017, 04:24:39 PM
I predict Chelsea will win the FA cup today.
The amazing Randi would be proud of you.  ;D
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: OldGit on May 29, 2017, 09:54:30 AM
I predict they'll get my medications wrong again.
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Dave on May 29, 2017, 10:01:43 AM
Quote from: OldGit on May 29, 2017, 09:54:30 AM
I predict they'll get my medications wrong again.

That is a given!
Title: Re: The Psychics of HAF...
Post by: Arturo on July 22, 2017, 08:39:02 PM
Apparently any famous person my friends in discord spoke about this month died not long after.