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Round 2: She's cookoo.

Quotes_j_macon: NOOOOO
s_j_macon: Er, okay you win.
dalilah rodriguez: do I get a prize
s_j_macon: Yeah...
dalilah rodriguez: kool
s_j_macon: Some ass-cream.
dalilah rodriguez: what is it
dalilah rodriguez: funny
s_j_macon: My pussy is acting up....
dalilah rodriguez: you dont have a pussy you have a cock
s_j_macon: I'm talking about my cat you pervert!
dalilah rodriguez: right
s_j_macon: Oh did I tell you what happened the other day at work?
dalilah rodriguez: nah what happened
s_j_macon: I blacked out.
dalilah rodriguez: oh no
dalilah rodriguez: you ok
s_j_macon: and when I was blacked out I had this weird vision.
s_j_macon: Yeah I'm fine. I just wasn't really watching what I was doing and was goofing and exerted myself too much in the heat.
s_j_macon: But I had the weirdest vision
dalilah rodriguez: hold on ok brb
s_j_macon: ok
dalilah rodriguez: back
dalilah rodriguez: eating right now
s_j_macon: oh okay
s_j_macon: anyway, about that vision.
s_j_macon: I was right beside this shimmering and sparkling blue pool of water.
s_j_macon: And emerging from it like the Phoenix out of the ashes was this weird shape.
s_j_macon: It was humanoid but barely so.
dalilah rodriguez: humm
s_j_macon: Then it points to these weird psychdelic stairs and it obviously wanted me to walk up them.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: When I was about to reach the top I came too.
dalilah rodriguez: humm
s_j_macon: It was weird.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not sure what it means
s_j_macon: It's just my brain acting weird.
s_j_macon: Reacting to a powerful stimilus like passing out.
dalilah rodriguez: humm
dalilah rodriguez: well becareful dude
s_j_macon: That's not the first time I've passed out.
dalilah rodriguez: take care of your self
s_j_macon: I got choked out by a friend and I've had a weird floating feeling until I came to.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not a dream interpreter
dalilah rodriguez: but what it sounds like to me is something is trying to tell you something
s_j_macon: I doubt it.
dalilah rodriguez: what that is I dont know
dalilah rodriguez: why do you have doubts
s_j_macon: The mind creates some amazing things for itself.
dalilah rodriguez: not really
s_j_macon: Basically that's what drugs do to it as well, it jump starts sensory perception to go hay-wire.
dalilah rodriguez: I believe you
dalilah rodriguez: what do you think about this vission you had
dalilah rodriguez: besides wierd
s_j_macon: Nothing really.
dalilah rodriguez: so it doesn't mean anything to you at all
s_j_macon: If an all-powerful being wanted to communicate to me, it could be a little more direct.
dalilah rodriguez: listen to wha tyou just said
dalilah rodriguez: do you really wanat that to happen to you
s_j_macon: What do you mean?
dalilah rodriguez: Do you really want a supernatural being to face you head on
s_j_macon: Sure, why not.
s_j_macon: It would be interesting.
dalilah rodriguez: it would
dalilah rodriguez: maybe
dalilah rodriguez: it all depends
dalilah rodriguez: on the reasonings
s_j_macon: Eh, I challenge any deity to reveal themselves to me.
dalilah rodriguez: and what does that proove
dalilah rodriguez: some things are just not meant to be seen
s_j_macon: If they do exist they don't do request.
s_j_macon: THen I tell God to go ahead and strike me down with Lightening or something.
s_j_macon: Nothing ever happens.
dalilah rodriguez: cuz that will kill ya
dalilah rodriguez: duh
s_j_macon: Yeah well, it's a little convenient God can kill a bunch of women and children when he floods the earth but can't kill one man.
dalilah rodriguez: First of all God didn't kill them, they ppl choose wrong and didn't obey Him
dalilah rodriguez: so God condem them
dalilah rodriguez: but didn't kill them
s_j_macon: Uh....dude, God made the rain himself.
dalilah rodriguez: Before we know God we were children of the Divel
dalilah rodriguez: Devil*
dalilah rodriguez: we are natually evil
dalilah rodriguez: its in our nature to do wrong things
s_j_macon: Really? that's a pretty crappy deal.
dalilah rodriguez: until we come to Jesus then we are children of God for He gave us teh right to be children
dalilah rodriguez: dont get me wrong
dalilah rodriguez: we are His creation
dalilah rodriguez: but there was a time when we didn't know Him
s_j_macon: I see..............
dalilah rodriguez: God will spit you out if your not His
dalilah rodriguez: Even a christian can go to hell
dalilah rodriguez: he or she can loose their salvation
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: by simly not obeying God
s_j_macon: Such a violent nature of a Loving God.
dalilah rodriguez: slackers
dalilah rodriguez: I wouldnt' say voilent
dalilah rodriguez: He is just
dalilah rodriguez: and fair
dalilah rodriguez: we are the ones who choose not to follow Him
dalilah rodriguez: so the fault is ours
s_j_macon: Killing people left and right is pretty violent in my book.
dalilah rodriguez: we messed up
dalilah rodriguez: maybe to you
dalilah rodriguez: but if they deserve it then so be it
s_j_macon: Maybe you're wrong and you're worshipping the wrong god....
dalilah rodriguez: dont get me wrong I agree with you to a certain extent
s_j_macon: And maybe he is worse than your God and you'll suffer really really badly.
dalilah rodriguez: oh I do suffer cuz Im a follower of Jesus Christ
dalilah rodriguez: Satan hates me
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: <burp>
dalilah rodriguez: excuse me
s_j_macon: What if it was actually Satan who loves you and you're being led astray...
dalilah rodriguez: oh no
dalilah rodriguez: that is impossible
s_j_macon: How do you know?
dalilah rodriguez: Satan only cares about his so call kingdom
dalilah rodriguez: he never loves
dalilah rodriguez: he only knows how to lie, cheet, kill and distroy
s_j_macon: You don't know that for a fact....
dalilah rodriguez: the word of God says so
s_j_macon: In the Old Testament Satan isn't really that evil, he tends to work for God.
s_j_macon: In the New Testament he changes, lik God does, into what he is known today.
dalilah rodriguez: I am going have to dissagree with you
s_j_macon: Oh?
dalilah rodriguez: Satan has always been evil
dalilah rodriguez: he has never changed
s_j_macon: God uses him to test Job.
dalilah rodriguez: yes
dalilah rodriguez: you see...
s_j_macon: But he isn't necessarily evil.
s_j_macon: He plays within God's rules.
dalilah rodriguez: Satan has have permission from God in order to mess with us
dalilah rodriguez: of course
s_j_macon: Why?
dalilah rodriguez: why
dalilah rodriguez: lol I say the samething about you
dalilah rodriguez: your right I dont understand evertying
dalilah rodriguez: and I still have a lot to learn
dalilah rodriguez: and thats ok
dalilah rodriguez: I'll learn it eventually
s_j_macon: You already accept an absolute.
dalilah rodriguez: an absolute that I dont know or understand everthing there is about God
dalilah rodriguez: and that is perfectly ok
dalilah rodriguez: nothing wrong with that
s_j_macon: No no, you just accept God and say that I'm crazy.
s_j_macon: And I don't believe in a  God.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: if thats what you want
s_j_macon: You think I don't acknowledge God.
dalilah rodriguez: well yes
s_j_macon: There's a difference, not acknowledging something means you know it exists but you deny it.
dalilah rodriguez: that doestn' make sense to me
s_j_macon: I know.
dalilah rodriguez: well what is yoru full name
s_j_macon: Samuel
dalilah rodriguez: I dont believe you
s_j_macon: Uh...
s_j_macon: It is.
s_j_macon: Samuel is my first name.
dalilah rodriguez: I dont believe you
dalilah rodriguez: I dont anknolege Samuel
dalilah rodriguez: He doestn' exsist
s_j_macon: Uh okay.
s_j_macon: Kirk Cameron.
s_j_macon: Where's your buddy Ray Comfort?
dalilah rodriguez: I dont know those ppl
dalilah rodriguez: or associate with them
s_j_macon: I'm named after the great Hebrew prophet who annointed Saul and David.
dalilah rodriguez: never read their stff
s_j_macon: And he killed many great Philistine leaders.
s_j_macon: And was told by God the death of Eli and his wicked sons.
dalilah rodriguez: Hey my friend called me

Let me guess...she's never read the Bible; just heard what the preacher says in church and swallowed it blindly.  Btw, how old is she?

That's the kicker, she's a year older than me!!!! She claims I read but I didn't understand or accept what I read. Oiy.....I feel like mentioning this site to her but I know she'll make Onlyme look smart.

Her dad is a Preacher also. Assembly of God.

Oh, no. Assembly of God? There's the problem. My poor mother was raised in that religion. We visited her church when we saw my grandparents, and they are fucking crazy. Fire and brimstone fundie-shit for two fucking hours. It was the worst thing I've ever endured.

I was Pentecostal which is basically the same denomination. All about going to hell and Satan torturing you and everything that isn't with JEsus is Satanic.....

Quote from: "Big Mac"I was Pentecostal which is basically the same denomination. All about going to hell and Satan torturing you and everything that isn't with JEsus is Satanic.....

I had a friend who was Pentacostal, with the long hair and skirt and shit. She took me to her church once and it was creepy. When they prayed, they all did it individually, mumbling, and it sounded like a horror movie. And during the youth group service (I wouldn't go to the real one, too fucking long), they actually made the boys sit on a different side of the room. Lots of fire and brimstone, then warm-fuzzy god's love.

weird...I'm glad to say I've never had to go to one of those churches.

Well ours was "liberal" in that women dressed normally but this was in the 80's and 90's so it was with nasty shoulder pads and Maude Flanders look alikes everywhere. It has scarred me in that I still have inrational fear of Satan and demons that some nights I sleep with a light on. The Pentecostal Church is the definition of fanatics.

I bet they did tongues and trembled a bunch about Jesus. The bible and it's supporters are the greatest thing to happen to atheism.

ROUND THREE!!!!

Quotes_j_macon: Hey
dalilah rodriguez: hold on a sec looking for my ear peice
s_j_macon: okay
dalilah rodriguez: oh well I can't find it
dalilah rodriguez: wuz up
s_j_macon: Nothing much
dalilah rodriguez: I have a little head ache but not a big deal
s_j_macon: Hey back to what we were talking about.
s_j_macon: You don't acknowledge me?
dalilah rodriguez: what were we talking about
s_j_macon: You asked my name (before you logged off) and then you kept saying you don't believe in me or acknowledge me.
dalilah rodriguez: oh yeah
dalilah rodriguez: I was making a point
s_j_macon: Oh?
dalilah rodriguez: cuz you dont Believe God or Acknowledge God
s_j_macon: I see
s_j_macon: There's a difference.
dalilah rodriguez: it was something that was presented to me
s_j_macon: I am actually here, talking.
dalilah rodriguez: So is god
s_j_macon: God is based on faith since he will not willing come out.
dalilah rodriguez: Actually here
dalilah rodriguez: and talking to me
s_j_macon: That's what you believe in, you have faith in it.
dalilah rodriguez: Oh He comes out alright
s_j_macon: Really?
dalilah rodriguez: oh yes
s_j_macon: I'm offering myself right now.
dalilah rodriguez: as a sacrefice?
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: In fact, all I ask is that he opens my bathroom door and I shall fall down and praise him.
s_j_macon: I shall be like King Nebucazzer.
dalilah rodriguez: humm
dalilah rodriguez: but do you really desire that in your heart
s_j_macon: Well I desire to know the facts.
dalilah rodriguez: to bow down and worship God
dalilah rodriguez: because he opened a door
s_j_macon: If he exists than the only logical thing would be to do so.
dalilah rodriguez: a bathroom door
dalilah rodriguez: no not really
dalilah rodriguez: the logically thing for HIm to do is save and heal
s_j_macon: No no.
s_j_macon: Logical thing for me.
dalilah rodriguez: love
s_j_macon: If he exists and presents himself, than logically I would have to.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: But my offers meet no fruit.
dalilah rodriguez: of course
dalilah rodriguez: cuz you are asking out of iching desire
s_j_macon: I though the bible states "Test all things, keep only what is good"
s_j_macon: My test results are bad...
dalilah rodriguez: things but not God
dalilah rodriguez: do not temp your Lord God
s_j_macon: Well he also says that Moses saw his backside.
dalilah rodriguez: backside?
dalilah rodriguez: huh
s_j_macon: I forget where it states it but it mentions it.
dalilah rodriguez: where did you read that
s_j_macon: Let me look it up on the forum I frequent.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: "And I will take away my hand, and thou shalt see my backparts."
Exodus, 33:23
s_j_macon: "And the Lord spake to Moses face to face, as a man speaketh to his friend."
Exodus, 33:11


s_j_macon: "No man hath seen God at any time."
John, 1:18
dalilah rodriguez: oh ok I see what you are saying
dalilah rodriguez: thats becuase ppl in those days refuse to believe and so God doesn't want anything to do with you, "away I dont know you"
s_j_macon: Ah, I see.
s_j_macon: What makes a mere few milleniums different to an immortal being?
dalilah rodriguez: plus you are taking these scriptures out of context
s_j_macon: How so?
dalilah rodriguez: I dont understand that question
s_j_macon: How am I taking it out of context?
s_j_macon: That's what it says.
dalilah rodriguez: well I just dont understand the wordings of it
s_j_macon: Well it seems to be KJV
dalilah rodriguez: its hard for me to explain and I dont have the time to preach to you a whole serman about it
s_j_macon: Well that's okay.
dalilah rodriguez: I appricate you questions and concerns
dalilah rodriguez: but sometimes there are overwheming for me
s_j_macon: Eh, it's just my belief......or lack thereof.
dalilah rodriguez: and it seems to me that answers is not what your really after
dalilah rodriguez: its just to win the argument
s_j_macon: No no.
dalilah rodriguez: i could be wrong
s_j_macon: If God exists and presents himself to me.
dalilah rodriguez: that is the way it seems to me
s_j_macon: I'll become an ardent Christian and follow the religion to a tee.
dalilah rodriguez: if you say so
s_j_macon: Well you have to have faith in me.
dalilah rodriguez: The reason why He never did is because you never let Him
s_j_macon: Anytime he wants to present himself before me, I'm more than willing.
s_j_macon: But he hasn't.
s_j_macon: Pretty cruel to toy with a child of yours when they ask for you to do so.
dalilah rodriguez: first of all you are not a child of Him
s_j_macon: I thought I was god's child?
dalilah rodriguez: you are the child of the Devil
s_j_macon: OH?!
s_j_macon: Hahahaa,
dalilah rodriguez: you are HIs creation
s_j_macon: Do you mind if I post that on the forum?
dalilah rodriguez: but you are not a believer
s_j_macon: I almost choked on my steak.
dalilah rodriguez: no no no
dalilah rodriguez: your not getting my point
dalilah rodriguez: Jesus told that to the pharases
dalilah rodriguez: and Im telling that to you
s_j_macon: Pharisees?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
dalilah rodriguez: excuse the spelling
s_j_macon: Jesus sure called a lot of people hypocrites.
s_j_macon: However, he spoke in parables so no one would understand his message.
dalilah rodriguez: cuz they are
dalilah rodriguez: n no no
dalilah rodriguez: He spoke so that they could understand
s_j_macon: Well even his disciples, people who followed him around night and day, didn't understand them.
dalilah rodriguez: and thats ok
dalilah rodriguez: I dont understand them myself
dalilah rodriguez: but I learn
s_j_macon: but you accept them?
dalilah rodriguez: and I understand
dalilah rodriguez: yes I do
s_j_macon: So if I told you in Russian that if you say "Yes" to the next thing I said, you would have to shoot yourself in the foot....
s_j_macon: You'd accept it because it sounds nice in Russian?
dalilah rodriguez: ummm
dalilah rodriguez: Im not following you
dalilah rodriguez: confused here
s_j_macon: You just said you don't understand your own religion.
s_j_macon: But you accept it.
dalilah rodriguez: I didnt say that
dalilah rodriguez: dont put words in my mouth
s_j_macon: Okay, well that's what it seemed like.
dalilah rodriguez: I meant to say is that I dont understand parables sometimes
dalilah rodriguez: but I accept them and I learn what they mean
s_j_macon: But that's like signing a contract before you understand what it entails.
dalilah rodriguez: Im glad you said that
s_j_macon: That's poor business.
dalilah rodriguez: thats what faith is all about
dalilah rodriguez: believing even though you dont see it or feel it
s_j_macon: Well I don't agree with it but I respect your decision.
dalilah rodriguez: Hebrews 11:1
dalilah rodriguez: thanks
dalilah rodriguez: Hey I have to get going I am not even suppose to be online
s_j_macon: Psalm 137:9
s_j_macon: okay.
s_j_macon: You take care.
dalilah rodriguez: ok good night
s_j_macon: May the Force be with You.
dalilah rodriguez: of the HOly spirit yes
s_j_macon: Well the Force has been called many things.
s_j_macon: Life creates it.
s_j_macon: Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
s_j_macon: Life helps it grow, harmony is achieved when one accepts the Force and releases their hate and anger.
dalilah rodriguez: I just read you scripture and I dont understand what your inttention was
s_j_macon: Just a joke.
dalilah rodriguez: but it was part of a prayer that David was saying for the ppl
dalilah rodriguez: oh ok
s_j_macon: Happy is he who dasheth the little ones' heads on rocks.
s_j_macon: Kind of violent for praying to a loving God.
s_j_macon: Just an observation.
dalilah rodriguez: he is talking about the Babylons
s_j_macon: Ah yes, one of the greatest civilizations to live.
s_j_macon: They helped invent a lot of things.
dalilah rodriguez: those are very rebelious ppl
dalilah rodriguez: so I have heard
s_j_macon: Eh, I think Hebrews weren't too happy because they got their butts kicked by them.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: well I have to get going ok
s_j_macon: Okay, take care.
dalilah rodriguez: bye and god bless you

So apparently I'm the child of a being I don't even believe in......is anyone else feeling very troubled about this girl's poor mind?

Quote from: "Big Mac"So apparently I'm the child of a being I don't even believe in......is anyone else feeling very troubled about this girl's poor mind?

It's very troubling because she obviously isn't thinking for herself.  For example, iplaw is a christian but that doesn't trouble me since he has done research into his faith and just reached a different conclusion....he also doesn't appear to believe we are children of the devil for not sharing his view.  But dalilah is robotic in her beliefs...to the point that it wouldn't surprise me that if she thought God wanted her to kill someone she wouldn't hesitate to do it (extreme example...might be something interesting to ask her).

If I didn't think it would be absolutely annoying (and overwhelming for her), I'd tell you to invite her onto the forum so we could all try to reason with her.  It probably wouldn't bother me as much if I had never somewhat of a fundie christian...but, at least for me, I gained a better outlook on life simply from leaving a viewpoint that held all nonbelievers as somehow being evil.  I don't even think it's so much that is bothers me, I just wish the best for others so that they can have a better outlook on life...and a fundamentalist view of the world doesn't seem to offer much in the way of being happy in life, when it boils down to basics they are just waiting for heaven (an escape from the evils of Earth).  

Moderate and liberal Christians don't seem to have that "I'm just waiting for heaven" outlook on life.  That's actually why I don't see any need in trying to sway non-fundamentalists to a new view (I'll debate them, but don't really care if my arguments sway them at all)...they aren't really causing harm to themselves or trying that hard to push their views onto others.  So, um...this rambling post was basically trying to explain why people like your little friend trouble me, yet not so much other types of Christians.

Oh I agree, she is just echoing what I've heard so many years growing up. I am tempted to invite her but I think she'll dwarf onlyme with her random questions and horrible abuse of the English language (not to mention she'll get rather pissy after seeing this thread). In time she'll hopefully begin to start thinking about what I've said. Or maybe she'll bomb a clinic (joking joking).

Ask her if she'll perform an exorcism on you, child of the devil.

Edit: It's kind of morbidly fascinating, reading your conversations with her. She sounds like a cult member...

Quote from: "Court"Ask her if she'll perform an exorcism on you, child of the devil.

Edit: It's kind of morbidly fascinating, reading your conversations with her. She sounds like a cult member...

That's how the Pentecostal church is across the board. THey're crazy, I remember growing up and being chastized from the sunday school teacher for reading a science magazine (one of those kid ones) before church. She claimed scientists are evil atheists who wish to kill baby Jesus again. It's patently retarded, I know a lot of scientists who are christian. Thank goodness almost all of them are rational human beings.

I bring up good points with her but it's just impossible to reason with the unreasonable. She honestly believe satan and his minions are channeling through me. It's......hilarious but very disturbing.

I very hesitantly wish you would bring her on the forum. But I know that that wish is solely for my own cynical amusement, so don't listen to me.

Quote from: "Court"I very hesitantly wish you would bring her on the forum. But I know that that wish is solely for my own cynical amusement, so don't listen to me.

Don't feel to bad, I pondered the same thing.

Quote from: "Squid"

Quote from: "Court"I very hesitantly wish you would bring her on the forum. But I know that that wish is solely for my own cynical amusement, so don't listen to me. :)

Very true.

Quote from: "MommaSquid"

Quote from: "Squid"

Quote from: "Court"I very hesitantly wish you would bring her on the forum. But I know that that wish is solely for my own cynical amusement, so don't listen to me. :)

I don't know, it'd be pretty fun. But I'm going to respect the sanity of this forum (and lau as well) and not mention this forum in the future to her. Though I think it'd be hilarious to have her here, in the same way it was hilarious to make fun of onlyme.

As amusing as it may be to hear some of the strange reasoning people have...thanks for not inviting her.  I had a big enough headache from that last one and this friend of yours appears to be 10 times worse.  If everyone wanted to invite her then I wouldn't protest much, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

You could send her over to the WWGHA forum...they get a bunch of crazies anyway.

Eh, maybe we should consider it when we're a lot bigger here and can drown out the crazies a lot easier like they can at AN. THough I'm itching to mention it each time she talks about my impending damnation. However, this will only fuel her fire in her fanat...I mean faith!

Not to mention she gets upset about me, I mean crying and stuff. She'd probably go suicidal seeing so many non-believers in one place. I want to also spare her a mentally challenging thing like seeing other people's viewpoints.

Quote from: "Big Mac"Eh, maybe we should consider it when we're a lot bigger here and can drown out the crazies a lot easier like they can at AN. THough I'm itching to mention it each time she talks about my impending damnation. However, this will only fuel her fire in her fanat...I mean faith!

Not to mention she gets upset about me, I mean crying and stuff. She'd probably go suicidal seeing so many non-believers in one place. I want to also spare her a mentally challenging thing like seeing other people's viewpoints.

You could always try dating her. Maybe that's all she needs.  

Hahahahaha, rather eat Indian food.

Aw, all she needs is to get laid. That'll mellow her out some.

Maybe if you volunteered for such a Suicide Mission instead of me.....

ROUND FUCKIN' FOUR!!

Quotes_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:04:13 PM): Hello?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:04:40 PM): hello
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:04:54 PM): What's up?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:05:11 PM): I was sick while a go
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:05:19 PM): I thougth for a momment I was constapated
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:05:24 PM): Really? You always seem sick when I talk to you.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:05:40 PM): Oh man constipation completely sucks
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:05:43 PM): yeah well what can I say Satan hates me
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:05:58 PM): Er?
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:06:06 PM): Satan causes bowel obstructions?
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:06:11 PM): Wow, what an....interesting method.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:06:12 PM): just messing with ya
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:06:22 PM): That's the thing, I dont' know when you're serious or not.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:06:36 PM): I'll let you know when I am and not
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:06:41 PM): Okay.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:06:42 PM): like just now I let you know that I wasn't
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:06:51 PM): Well that's true but that is a first.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:07:03 PM): oh
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:07:05 PM): Man, I have so much food now in my pantry.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:07:09 PM): normally Im a goof in real life
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:07:09 PM): And so many have so little.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:07:45 PM): If I wasn't so machiavellian in nature, I might feel a little bit of what they call "survivor's guilt".
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:07:58 PM): lol
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:10:09 PM): But I can't complain too much, that just means there are more suckers born.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:10:12 PM):
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:10:29 PM): Man I wish I were an arms dealer.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:10:42 PM): speaking of arms
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:10:54 PM): I was thinking of joining the Army a couple of days ago
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:10:59 PM): Why?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:11:10 PM): just to be in uniform
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:11:10 PM):
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:11:24 PM): seriously
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:11:24 PM): I wanted to join
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:11:25 PM): Yeah, you'll look spiffy in your military casket as well.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:11:40 PM): hey I got some new pics on my myspace
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:11:43 PM): Well you risk your life, I did briefly for money but realized the cause was just too bad.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:11:45 PM): me too!
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:13:14 PM): Do you want to fight in Iraq?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:13:34 PM): no
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:13:43 PM): i want to be the commanding officer who trains the newbes
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:13:50 PM): Uh......
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:14:00 PM): in boot camp
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:14:16 PM): You know how many years you have to be enlisted to do that?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:14:26 PM): no
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:14:26 PM): how many
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:14:34 PM): Well you have to be a Sargeant.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:14:51 PM): uh huh and
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:15:02 PM): Which takes at the very least 5 years if you're good. Keep in mind this is really hard to do even in Infantry (which you wouldn't be able to do because you're a female).
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:15:18 PM): Furthermore, you'd have to be deployed somehwere to have some experience.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:16:03 PM): To be a senior Drill Sargeant takes even more accomplishment.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:16:12 PM): The military is an ugly beast when it comes to rank.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:16:35 PM): beat huh
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:16:41 PM): beast*
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:16:57 PM): Yep, just like a Judas Priest song.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:17:57 PM): Speaking of which, I'm gonna listen to some 80's pseudo-satanic rock.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:18:12 PM): have fun
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:18:18 PM): since that makes you happy
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:18:20 PM): Well I'm not getting offline.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:18:27 PM): Notice I said pseudo.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:18:31 PM): That means fake.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:18:43 PM): oh ok
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:20:47 PM): Actually the randomizer picked Guns N Roses.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:20:56 PM): So are you seriously considering the Armed Forces?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:21:06 PM): thinking about it
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:21:15 PM): I was orginaly wanted to Join the Navy
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:21:21 PM): but since I dont know how to swim
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:21:22 PM): That's a good choice.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:21:24 PM): that drawed me back
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:21:29 PM): I wish I had chosen that instead.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:21:48 PM): You can use the skills they teach you there a lot easier in civvy life than the Army.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:21:51 PM): I heard its very hard
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:22:09 PM): The Navy isn't so bad.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:22:16 PM): The Army is the second hardest after the Marines.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:22:28 PM): humm I heard different
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:22:35 PM): from an Airforce person
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:22:38 PM): that the Army is supper easy
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:22:38 PM): Hahaha.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:22:47 PM): Air Force is the shortest Boot Camp.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:22:52 PM): Air Force is for wussies.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:23:05 PM): It's only 6 weeks. the Army's is 9 weeks.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:23:12 PM): my best friend has joined the airforce
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:23:18 PM): Eh, good for them.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:23:28 PM): Air Force is for nerdy people who use their brains.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:23:39 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:15 PM): I was just playing around
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:19 PM): jezz
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:24 PM): why do ppl are so serious all the time
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:25:26 PM): Well you made baby jesus cry.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:29 PM): they need to lighten up
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:39 PM): oh so I made baby jesus cry
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:25:45 PM): oh ok I see how it is
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:25:48 PM): Eh?
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:25:59 PM): Lighten up it's a cocktail party...
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:26:10 PM): um no
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:26:25 PM): it means, where I come from, chill out
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:26:39 PM): nevermind, you don't watch the simpsons.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:26:49 PM): nope I sure dont
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:27:04 PM): Yeah, if you did you'd get the joke.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:27:18 PM): oh well
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:27:55 PM): Hey are you still being bothered by that Muslim guy?
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:28:18 PM): nah
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:28:22 PM): its all good man
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:28:29 PM): Muslims are scary.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:28:38 PM): he can't handle this
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:28:41 PM): lol
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:34:04 PM): But free breakfast if a free breakfast.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:34:12 PM):
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:34:34 PM): I usually have classes in the mornings
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:34:42 PM): Though one day rachel kind of spooked me.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:34:42 PM): maybe thats why I never herad of them
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:34:58 PM): spooked
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:35:02 PM): See she was talking about this other girl accepting Jesus and with fervor I've never seen in a clam girl she claimed she was "glowing".
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:35:16 PM): This said girl also parties quite hard and made me smirk in my usual cynical manner.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:35:40 PM): ok are you talking about RAcheal or this girl she is talking about
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:35:51 PM): The girl she is talking about.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:35:55 PM): oh ok
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:35:56 PM): Who happened to also be named Rachel.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:35:57 PM): go on
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:36:02 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:39:53 PM): well thats an understatement
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:39:55 PM): Every religion has it's crazy people.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:03 PM): you know I agree
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:10 PM): we christains are crazy too
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:11 PM): including me
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:15 PM): we do crazy stuff
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:40:16 PM): And like Baskin Robins they all have different flavors (denominations).
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:20 PM): like talk to someone we dont see
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:40:20 PM): Yes, you do.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:40:39 PM): But as long as you keep your place and don't try to force me to follow you, I don't really give a damn.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:52 PM): oh did I force just now
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:53 PM): Im sorry
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:40:55 PM): wasn't aware of it
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:40:59 PM): Uh.....
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:41:03 PM): I never said that.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:41:08 PM): oh
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:41:08 PM): I said HYPOTHETICALLY if you guys do.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:41:15 PM): oh ok
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:41:25 PM): missunderstood you for a minute there
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:41:36 PM): Most atheists don't honestly care what you guys do as long as you don't impose your beliefs on us.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:41:52 PM): yep
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:41:59 PM): I had to learn that
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:42:01 PM): Though I think the In God We Trust on money issue is rather stupid.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:42:10 PM): the hard way unfortunantly
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:42:17 PM): That and the "One Nation under God" in the Pledge.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:42:20 PM): if you say so
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:42:29 PM): I don't say the pledge, so it doesn't bother me.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:42:35 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:46:17 PM): yoru so funny
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:46:24 PM): And the two bailiffs from Night Court!
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:46:35 PM): and some Midget Ninjas.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:46:35 PM): there is a difference between a want and a need
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:46:43 PM):
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:46:48 PM): ninjas
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:46:51 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:48:12 PM): a whodawhada
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:48:20 PM): fancy word for me
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:48:33 PM): Machiavelli was an Italian noble who wrote a book called the Prince back about 500 years ago.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:48:44 PM): ok
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:49:28 PM): Im getting tierd already
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:49:37 PM): and woe I have a new message on myspace
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:49:37 PM): It talks (cynically) about how rulers and people in power use various techniques to maintain their power and how people generally are only good because they have to be.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:49:53 PM): High-Machs tend to be amoral.
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:49:59 PM): Not toe be mistaken with immoral.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:20 PM): well... that kinda of stuff bores me to tears
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:50:26 PM): Not me.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:27 PM):
s_j_macon (8/13/2006 10:50:33 PM): I've always thought like that since I was a kid.
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:35 PM): I can care less
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:43 PM): awww
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:43 PM): how cute
dalilah rodriguez (8/13/2006 10:50:56 PM): I can't imagine you being a kid
s_j_macon: I was just too smart for the family/area I was born into.
s_j_macon: Eh, I hate kids.
s_j_macon: so I was a self-loathing kid.
dalilah rodriguez: I love them
dalilah rodriguez: ppl tell me I have too much patients for kids
s_j_macon: Probably.
s_j_macon: My brother said you posted a picture of a baby covered in throw-up.
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: oh my gosh
s_j_macon: What?
s_j_macon: It does kind of look like puke.
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon : He's all "Seth Macfarlane! Seth Macfarlane!"
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: well Im already past that
s_j_macon: and handguns.
s_j_macon: I know, and you waste your age.
dalilah rodriguez: well just becaause I can doesnt' mean I have to
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez: cuz Im a good girl remember
s_j_macon: Well Ben Franklin said, "Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy!"
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: thats right
dalilah rodriguez: He'll trun water into wine
s_j_macon: Though he'd be like, "Samuel.....you are being sinful..." and I'd be like...."Castin' the first stone, eh Mr. Christ?"
dalilah rodriguez: He is without sin
dalilah rodriguez: so He can but He choose not to condem you and forgives you instead and lets you go
s_j_macon: Huh?
dalilah rodriguez: what
s_j_macon: Samuel is a cooler name than Jesus.
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Samuel killed people....and stuff.
dalilah rodriguez: is that right
s_j_macon: He also had some Action Movie lines.
dalilah rodriguez: like what
s_j_macon: "By the sword that made so many mothers childless, so shall your mother be childless today!" and kills this dude.
s_j_macon: I used to hate that name until my dad showed me the cool passages about Samuel.
s_j_macon: Man I have big ears.
dalilah rodriguez: I little hands
dalilah rodriguez: have*
s_j_macon: that's interesting....
dalilah rodriguez: hey I have to go my friend just called me
s_j_macon: alright.
s_j_macon: seeya later.
dalilah rodriguez: bye
s_j_macon: May the Force be with You.

I think we should all rest a month or so and then invite your crazy friend over when we get bored.

Whats trolling?

Trolling is when you post things just to be a fucking asshole. It's not the same as being rude but providing very valid points along the way (kind of like Aghast off of AN). THe guy ealier in this thread that was nothing but sex jokes was a troll.

ROUND FIVE!!!!

Quotedalilah rodriguez: ignore you?
s_j_macon: Yeah....because you didn't respond right away!
s_j_macon: And that makes me a sad panda
dalilah rodriguez: oh you poor thing
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: indeed.
s_j_macon: Hey I have a question.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: Okay places like Africa where there are tribes that are completely isolated.
dalilah rodriguez: oh great
s_j_macon: If they can never find out about Jesus, do they automatically go to hell?
dalilah rodriguez: another religions question
s_j_macon: Well it perks my curiousity.
dalilah rodriguez: I already told you the answer to that question and it also applies to the children died before hearing about jesus question
s_j_macon: So they go to hell?
dalilah rodriguez: no
dalilah rodriguez: God will take care of them
s_j_macon: Then they go to heaven?
dalilah rodriguez: I serve a Mercyful God
dalilah rodriguez: maybe
s_j_macon: What about Buddha and others who were born before Jesus and couldn't hear his message but were really good people?
dalilah rodriguez: once again like I told you before months ago
dalilah rodriguez: you can be a good person and still go the hell
s_j_macon: So they went to hell?
s_j_macon: Kind of cruel.
dalilah rodriguez: cruel you say
s_j_macon: it's like "YOu won't suffer torture if you accept someone who will be born after you and I will not tell you about them..."
dalilah rodriguez: well its kinda cruel when jesus died for their sins and still didn't believe in Him or accepted His promiss for salvation
dalilah rodriguez:thats cruel
s_j_macon: How is that cruel?
s_j_macon: I merely want proof.
s_j_macon: Concrete, scientifically accurate, historical proof.
dalilah rodriguez: You had proof but you refuse to believe it
s_j_macon: Then I'll believe.
dalilah rodriguez: I go by the facts
dalilah rodriguez: and thats the bible
dalilah rodriguez: the word of God
s_j_macon: Really?
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: THe bible says insects have four legs.
s_j_macon: And that bats are birds.
s_j_macon: And that rabbits chew the cud.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: and
dalilah rodriguez: what about that
dalilah rodriguez: you are getting off topic here
s_j_macon: No no.
s_j_macon: The bible states inconsistencies regarding science.
dalilah rodriguez: look Sam
dalilah rodriguez: I dont mind aswering you questions
s_j_macon: I'm just stating something I noticed.
dalilah rodriguez: but it gets anoying if you are trying to proove something you know its right
s_j_macon: Oh?
dalilah rodriguez: I already told you before
dalilah rodriguez: dont argue or debate against me
dalilah rodriguez: I dont like that
s_j_macon: Okay fine.
dalilah rodriguez: you siad you wont
dalilah rodriguez: but your doing it again
s_j_macon: But I had a question and it just seemed mind-boogling it doesn't bother you.
dalilah rodriguez: no I already answered a similar questino to you before
dalilah rodriguez: and we went through that dicussion
dalilah rodriguez: before
s_j_macon: Well I couldn't remember the answer so I'll devote more effort in memory this time.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I'll try to calm myself down
s_j_macon: That's fine.
dalilah rodriguez: you almost got me pissed off
s_j_macon: Remember, WWJD?
dalilah rodriguez: will you stop that
dalilah rodriguez: stop camparing me with jesus
dalilah rodriguez: Im not perfect
s_j_macon: What? What Would Jesus Do in this situation?
dalilah rodriguez: get that trough
s_j_macon: Well Jesus said to be perfect like your father in heaven. Which means emulate him, right?
dalilah rodriguez: its a goal
dalilah rodriguez: I am not perfect
s_j_macon: Exactly.
dalilah rodriguez: you and I both know that
dalilah rodriguez: I will fail
dalilah rodriguez: I will sin
dalilah rodriguez: I will fall
dalilah rodriguez: and thats ok
dalilah rodriguez: cuz all I have to do with confese
dalilah rodriguez: and Im fogiven
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: and move on
s_j_macon: Hey were you messing with me last night about enlistend?
s_j_macon: enlisting^
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: and
dalilah rodriguez: what about that
s_j_macon: Were you being serious about joining the Armed Forces?
dalilah rodriguez: I was thinking about joining yes
s_j_macon: YOu do know what it entails?
dalilah rodriguez: I always wanted to join since I was in highs chool
dalilah rodriguez: kinda but im sure that I dont know everything
dalilah rodriguez: I know that basic training is hard
dalilah rodriguez: and once I join I am gov. property
s_j_macon: It entails preparing to die.
dalilah rodriguez: so
s_j_macon: Some do it for country, others for God, and I did it for money.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: I'm just saying, you will most likely be sent to Iraq.
dalilah rodriguez: ok and
dalilah rodriguez: em I suppose to be scared
s_j_macon: Well you can easily be killed.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not
dalilah rodriguez: so
s_j_macon: Or you will be forced to kill.
s_j_macon: Kill children.....women.....
dalilah rodriguez: well the Marriens do that
s_j_macon: People wielding weapons who are shooting at you.
dalilah rodriguez: the army just handle the big equipment
s_j_macon: Marines also are crazy government fanatics.
s_j_macon: Uh....
s_j_macon: Nevermind.
dalilah rodriguez: like the tanks
s_j_macon: You obviously have no idea what the Army does.
dalilah rodriguez: nope
s_j_macon: The Army fights also.
s_j_macon: The Marines are the smallest branch.
dalilah rodriguez: well at lest I'll be safe in a ship in the Navy
s_j_macon: They fight as shock troops.
s_j_macon: Yeah until someone bombs your ship like the USS cole
dalilah rodriguez: or fly away with teh Airforce
dalilah rodriguez: kool
s_j_macon: You have to be an officer to fly in the air force.
dalilah rodriguez: I'll hitch hike
s_j_macon: I see.
s_j_macon: Okay whatever.
s_j_macon: Being naive and willing to get yourself killed.
dalilah rodriguez: I guess you are trying to convince me not to join or what
s_j_macon: No, I'm trying to help you realize how big of a decision this is.
s_j_macon: It's dangerous and requires a deep commitment.
dalilah rodriguez: well the Army is a second choice
s_j_macon: What's the first?
dalilah rodriguez: I really wanted to join the Navy
s_j_macon: I thought you couldn't swim.
dalilah rodriguez: oh I can't
s_j_macon: How come you can't swim?
dalilah rodriguez: but I guess this will make me learn by force
s_j_macon: You live on a seaside town?
dalilah rodriguez: I can't breath and swim at the same time
dalilah rodriguez: I know the stroks
dalilah rodriguez: but I can only underwater swim
s_j_macon: .....it's like living in the Himalayas and not knowing anything about mountains.
dalilah rodriguez: but I can only do that for a short peroid at a time
dalilah rodriguez: and I dont know how to keep my head up in deep water
s_j_macon: really?
dalilah rodriguez: nah
s_j_macon: That's pretty odd.
dalilah rodriguez: well actaully I never tried
dalilah rodriguez: since I can't do it in shawllow water
dalilah rodriguez: I guess its the same concept
dalilah rodriguez: in deep
s_j_macon: Well basically.
s_j_macon: I learned swimming on my own.
dalilah rodriguez: thats good
s_j_macon: When I was like 3.
dalilah rodriguez: well my parents never let me near a pool when I was a girl cuz they tell me I dont know how to swim
s_j_macon: Ah.
dalilah rodriguez: typical overprotective parents
s_j_macon: How did you get baptize then?  Just kidding.
dalilah rodriguez: the water was only 3 feet deep
dalilah rodriguez: and I was 16 yrs old when I got babtized
s_j_macon: really?
dalilah rodriguez: I was like 5 feel even back then
s_j_macon: I thought babies got baptized.
dalilah rodriguez: thats only if your catholic
dalilah rodriguez: Im not catholic
s_j_macon: Oh.
s_j_macon: Then that means I wasn't baptized then.
s_j_macon: I think...
dalilah rodriguez: if you say so
dalilah rodriguez: I dont know
s_j_macon: Well I'm not sure nor do I really care.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I heard a saying not too long ago
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez: "Its easy to turn away from God but its hard to stay focus on Him"
s_j_macon: True.
dalilah rodriguez: very true
dalilah rodriguez: by the way thank you
s_j_macon: What?
dalilah rodriguez: for not debating or argueing against me
dalilah rodriguez: I appriciate it a bunch
s_j_macon: Well it's pointless.
dalilah rodriguez: thank you
s_j_macon: Neither one of us will listen to the other.
dalilah rodriguez: thats not true
dalilah rodriguez: I listen to what you have to say
dalilah rodriguez: sometimes I disagree with you
s_j_macon: But you just disregard it.
s_j_macon: Which is fine.
s_j_macon: I'm not here to convert or deconvert anyone.
dalilah rodriguez: sometimes I have too SAm
s_j_macon: Well that's your choice, you're free to choose so.
s_j_macon: That doesn't change reality,.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I'll be honest
dalilah rodriguez: when ever you IM me on yahoo sometims I feel uneasy
dalilah rodriguez: cuz I know you are going to ask questions and expect me to answer the answers you want to hear
s_j_macon: Really?
s_j_macon: Well I ask them because I am curious as to what you believe.
s_j_macon: YOu have to understand I used to be in a very similiar church when I was younger.
dalilah rodriguez: yes I know
s_j_macon: I was never old enough to enjoy what I considered fanaticism.
dalilah rodriguez: your never too old to experience what you consider fanaticism
dalilah rodriguez: tech. your stll young
s_j_macon: But I'm old enough to make life choices.
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: I am a legal adult.
dalilah rodriguez: yes
dalilah rodriguez: but your not an old man
s_j_macon: Nor will I be any time soon.
dalilah rodriguez: you never know
dalilah rodriguez: I might die tommorow
dalilah rodriguez: or next week
s_j_macon: Very true.
dalilah rodriguez: or month
dalilah rodriguez: so on
s_j_macon: Just have to live life to the fullest.
dalilah rodriguez: you said it
s_j_macon: We all die.
s_j_macon: Such is a process of life.
s_j_macon: We are born, we live with the Force, help it grow as it helps us grow.
s_j_macon: Then we die, we pass into it. Absorb back into it.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
s_j_macon: Life creates the Force....
s_j_macon: It binds us.....penetrates us...
s_j_macon: I'm sorry....I am such a Star Wars nerd.
s_j_macon: I think Chewbacca is the man
dalilah rodriguez: im back
s_j_macon: welcome back
dalilah rodriguez: sorry I went to used the restroom
s_j_macon: Did I give you permission?
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: So the guy says, "YOu're right Lord, I want to know what women thinks, feel, desire, what makes them tick and all....."
dalilah rodriguez: So how many lanes do you want on that bridge
s_j_macon: God sits there for a second and says, "So do you want a two-lane or four-lane highway, terry?"
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: Are there any Arab people in your school?
dalilah rodriguez: we got quite a few of them yes
dalilah rodriguez: I used to be friends who a Hindew but I hardly see her in campus
dalilah rodriguez: we took a class together
s_j_macon: A Hindu?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
dalilah rodriguez: misspelled
s_j_macon: Man their religion is too confusing.
dalilah rodriguez: I dont bother their religion
s_j_macon: They have 150+ gods and each one has multiple uses.
dalilah rodriguez: I care more about being friends
s_j_macon: I used to work for some.
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: And their little statues are heavy.
s_j_macon: I helped my boss move them, they're like solid brass or something.
dalilah rodriguez: I would take them and make money off of them by saying get your gods get you gods only 50$ on sale
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Hell that's not a bad idea.
s_j_macon: I thought about opening a religious themed shop to make money.
dalilah rodriguez: basically their are worthless to me
s_j_macon: I'm sure.
s_j_macon: the feeling...
s_j_macon: Is mutual.
dalilah rodriguez: make them seem like their antique or authentic
dalilah rodriguez: or rare
dalilah rodriguez: findings
s_j_macon: Well they're expensive anyway.
dalilah rodriguez: Im so mean
s_j_macon: They are quite detailed so that's why they are expensive.
dalilah rodriguez: to me its just a work of art
s_j_macon: I used to have Buddha but it feel and broke its arms off.
s_j_macon: Eh, to me the Cross is just a torture device.
dalilah rodriguez: it is
dalilah rodriguez: you are right
s_j_macon: Which is kind of morbid how people wear it.
s_j_macon: I always find it funny, like people wearing a little noose on a necklace.
dalilah rodriguez: its symbolized they too have put their old ways to the cross
s_j_macon: or a guilliotine.
dalilah rodriguez: I had one but I lost mines
dalilah rodriguez: and it was cute
dalilah rodriguez: I like it
dalilah rodriguez: my mom got for me on my birthday
s_j_macon: a guillitine?
dalilah rodriguez: no
s_j_macon: A noose?
dalilah rodriguez: a cross necklace
s_j_macon: Oh.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not much of a jewerly person
dalilah rodriguez: only when it comes to facy ocassions like proms or symphonies
s_j_macon: This lady gave me a small silver cross.
dalilah rodriguez: oo can I have it
s_j_macon: When I worked at a motel.
s_j_macon: I made a promise to keep it around me, though I do it out of respect for the old woman.
dalilah rodriguez: thats good
dalilah rodriguez: you had respect for her
dalilah rodriguez: what a gentlemen
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Though I think she did it because she thought I was an Indian.
s_j_macon: She must of been like, "That poor hindu."
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: will I get my head cut off if I do
s_j_macon: Why?
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: What's wrong with Arabs?
s_j_macon: I like their women...
dalilah rodriguez: oh I have nothing against them
dalilah rodriguez: I dont like the way their culture is but its fine
s_j_macon: Eh, it's not so bad.
dalilah rodriguez: I esspecially dont like how muslim men trying to propose to me
s_j_macon: Oh well they're funny.
dalilah rodriguez: I always put them on ignore when they tell me that they are from the middle east
dalilah rodriguez: its a habbit
s_j_macon: Really?
dalilah rodriguez: most of them I run into either want to convert me to Islam
dalilah rodriguez: or marry me to get to the USA
dalilah rodriguez: its agrevates me
s_j_macon: Eh.
s_j_macon: Islam is scary
dalilah rodriguez: agrivates*
dalilah rodriguez: how ever you spell it
s_j_macon: Well any religion that demands you convert people scares me.
s_j_macon: aggrevates.
dalilah rodriguez: thank you
dalilah rodriguez: mr dictionary
s_j_macon: Well that's why I have no probelm with Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc.
s_j_macon: They don't go around witnessing and converting.
dalilah rodriguez: oh really
s_j_macon: Indeed.
dalilah rodriguez: I guess they are so busy trying to purify themselves that they dont have time to
s_j_macon: Huh?
dalilah rodriguez: thats my guess
dalilah rodriguez: dont take my word for it
s_j_macon: Well not very different from Christianity. YOu have to pray all the time to be forgiven.
dalilah rodriguez: kinda
dalilah rodriguez: we Talk to God personally and He talks to us personally to our spirits
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: its a relationship
dalilah rodriguez: He is more than just a God I can trust
s_j_macon: He's also a financial advisor?
dalilah rodriguez: oh yes He is
dalilah rodriguez: He is my all in all
s_j_macon: I see.
s_j_macon: how is that different from someone who's a Muslim, Jew,etc.?
dalilah rodriguez: Muslims are religios and legalistic
dalilah rodriguez: Jews are all about the laws
dalilah rodriguez: Christianity is about relationship and fellowship with our Lord jesus Christ
dalilah rodriguez: of course theres a lot more
dalilah rodriguez: to that
dalilah rodriguez: thats just a small gereral concept
s_j_macon: Oh?
dalilah rodriguez: but thats a good question
s_j_macon: Didn't Jesus say he came to fulfill the laws....not destroy them?
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: So that means kosher would still be in effect.
dalilah rodriguez: jesus also said He is the law
dalilah rodriguez: hey I have to go I need to get dressed
s_j_macon: Oh...that's hot.
dalilah rodriguez: my sister needs to go to work
dalilah rodriguez: I have to drp her off
s_j_macon: okay.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah right
dalilah rodriguez: ttyl
s_j_macon: May the Force be with.
dalilah rodriguez: and yes the "force" be with me   I know
dalilah rodriguez: bye
s_j_macon: Bye

Quote from: "Big Mac"Trolling is when you post things just to be a fucking asshole. It's not the same as being rude but providing very valid points along the way (kind of like Aghast off of AN). THe guy ealier in this thread that was nothing but sex jokes was a troll.

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Quotedalilah rodriguez: ignore you?
s_j_macon: Yeah....because you didn't respond right away!
s_j_macon: And that makes me a sad panda
dalilah rodriguez: oh you poor thing
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: indeed.
s_j_macon: Hey I have a question.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: Okay places like Africa where there are tribes that are completely isolated.
dalilah rodriguez: oh great
s_j_macon: If they can never find out about Jesus, do they automatically go to hell?
dalilah rodriguez: another religions question
s_j_macon: Well it perks my curiousity.
dalilah rodriguez: I already told you the answer to that question and it also applies to the children died before hearing about jesus question
s_j_macon: So they go to hell?
dalilah rodriguez: no
dalilah rodriguez: God will take care of them
s_j_macon: Then they go to heaven?
dalilah rodriguez: I serve a Mercyful God
dalilah rodriguez: maybe
s_j_macon: What about Buddha and others who were born before Jesus and couldn't hear his message but were really good people?
dalilah rodriguez: once again like I told you before months ago
dalilah rodriguez: you can be a good person and still go the hell
s_j_macon: So they went to hell?
s_j_macon: Kind of cruel.
dalilah rodriguez: cruel you say
s_j_macon: it's like "YOu won't suffer torture if you accept someone who will be born after you and I will not tell you about them..."
dalilah rodriguez: well its kinda cruel when jesus died for their sins and still didn't believe in Him or accepted His promiss for salvation
dalilah rodriguez: thats cruel
s_j_macon: How is that cruel?
s_j_macon: I merely want proof.
s_j_macon: Concrete, scientifically accurate, historical proof.
dalilah rodriguez: You had proof but you refuse to believe it
s_j_macon: Then I'll believe.
dalilah rodriguez: I go by the facts
dalilah rodriguez: and thats the bible
dalilah rodriguez: the word of God
s_j_macon: Really?
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: THe bible says insects have four legs.
s_j_macon: And that bats are birds.
s_j_macon: And that rabbits chew the cud.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: and
dalilah rodriguez: what about that
dalilah rodriguez: you are getting off topic here
s_j_macon: No no.
s_j_macon: The bible states inconsistencies regarding science.
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez: look Sam
dalilah rodriguez: I dont mind aswering you questions
s_j_macon: I'm just stating something I noticed.
dalilah rodriguez: but it gets anoying if you are trying to proove something you know its right
s_j_macon: Oh?
dalilah rodriguez: I already told you before
dalilah rodriguez: dont argue or debate against me
dalilah rodriguez: I dont like that
s_j_macon: Okay fine.
dalilah rodriguez: you siad you wont
dalilah rodriguez: but your doing it again
s_j_macon: But I had a question and it just seemed mind-boogling it doesn't bother you.
dalilah rodriguez: no I already answered a similar questino to you before
dalilah rodriguez: and we went through that dicussion
dalilah rodriguez: before
s_j_macon: Well I couldn't remember the answer so I'll devote more effort in memory this time.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I'll try to calm myself down
s_j_macon: That's fine.
dalilah rodriguez: you almost got me pissed off
s_j_macon: Remember, WWJD?
dalilah rodriguez: will you stop that
dalilah rodriguez: stop camparing me with jesus
dalilah rodriguez: Im not perfect
s_j_macon: What? What Would Jesus Do in this situation?
dalilah rodriguez: get that trough
s_j_macon: Well Jesus said to be perfect like your father in heaven. Which means emulate him, right?
dalilah rodriguez: its a goal
dalilah rodriguez: I am not perfect
s_j_macon: Exactly.
dalilah rodriguez: you and I both know that
dalilah rodriguez: I will fail
dalilah rodriguez: I will sin
dalilah rodriguez: I will fall
dalilah rodriguez: and thats ok
dalilah rodriguez: cuz all I have to do with confese
dalilah rodriguez: and Im fogiven
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: and move on
s_j_macon: Hey were you messing with me last night about enlistend?
s_j_macon: enlisting^
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: and
dalilah rodriguez: what about that
s_j_macon: Were you being serious about joining the Armed Forces?
dalilah rodriguez: I was thinking about joining yes
s_j_macon: YOu do know what it entails?
dalilah rodriguez: I always wanted to join since I was in highs chool
dalilah rodriguez: kinda but im sure that I dont know everything
dalilah rodriguez: I know that basic training is hard
dalilah rodriguez: and once I join I am gov. property
s_j_macon: It entails preparing to die.
dalilah rodriguez: so
s_j_macon: Some do it for country, others for God, and I did it for money.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: I'm just saying, you will most likely be sent to Iraq.
dalilah rodriguez: ok and
dalilah rodriguez: em I suppose to be scared
s_j_macon: Well you can easily be killed.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not
dalilah rodriguez: so
s_j_macon: Or you will be forced to kill.
s_j_macon: Kill children.....women.....
dalilah rodriguez: well the Marriens do that
s_j_macon: People wielding weapons who are shooting at you.
dalilah rodriguez: the army just handle the big equipment
s_j_macon: Marines also are crazy government fanatics.
s_j_macon: Uh....
s_j_macon: Nevermind.
dalilah rodriguez: like the tanks
s_j_macon: You obviously have no idea what the Army does.
dalilah rodriguez: nope
s_j_macon: The Army fights also.
s_j_macon: The Marines are the smallest branch.
dalilah rodriguez: well at lest I'll be safe in a ship in the Navy
s_j_macon: They fight as shock troops.
s_j_macon: Yeah until someone bombs your ship like the USS cole
dalilah rodriguez: or fly away with teh Airforce
dalilah rodriguez: kool
s_j_macon: You have to be an officer to fly in the air force.
dalilah rodriguez: I'll hitch hike
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: I see.
s_j_macon: Okay whatever.
s_j_macon: Being naive and willing to get yourself killed.
dalilah rodriguez: I guess you are trying to convince me not to join or what
s_j_macon: No, I'm trying to help you realize how big of a decision this is.
s_j_macon: It's dangerous and requires a deep commitment.
dalilah rodriguez: well the Army is a second choice
s_j_macon: What's the first?
dalilah rodriguez: I really wanted to join the Navy
s_j_macon: I thought you couldn't swim.
dalilah rodriguez: oh I can't
s_j_macon: How come you can't swim?
dalilah rodriguez: but I guess this will make me learn by force
s_j_macon: You live on a seaside town?
dalilah rodriguez: I can't breath and swim at the same time
dalilah rodriguez: I know the stroks
dalilah rodriguez: but I can only underwater swim
s_j_macon: .....it's like living in the Himalayas and not knowing anything about mountains.
dalilah rodriguez: but I can only do that for a short peroid at a time
dalilah rodriguez: and I dont know how to keep my head up in deep water
s_j_macon: really?
dalilah rodriguez: nah
s_j_macon: That's pretty odd.
dalilah rodriguez: well actaully I never tried
dalilah rodriguez: since I can't do it in shawllow water
dalilah rodriguez: I guess its the same concept
dalilah rodriguez: in deep
s_j_macon: Well basically.
s_j_macon: I learned swimming on my own.
dalilah rodriguez: thats good
s_j_macon: When I was like 3.
dalilah rodriguez: well my parents never let me near a pool when I was a girl cuz they tell me I dont know how to swim
s_j_macon: Ah.
dalilah rodriguez: typical overprotective parents
s_j_macon: How did you get baptize then?  Just kidding.
dalilah rodriguez: the water was only 3 feet deep
dalilah rodriguez: and I was 16 yrs old when I got babtized
s_j_macon: really?
dalilah rodriguez: I was like 5 feel even back then
s_j_macon: I thought babies got baptized.
dalilah rodriguez: thats only if your catholic
dalilah rodriguez: Im not catholic
s_j_macon: Oh.
s_j_macon: Then that means I wasn't baptized then.
s_j_macon: I think...
dalilah rodriguez: if you say so
dalilah rodriguez: I dont know
s_j_macon: Well I'm not sure nor do I really care.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I heard a saying not too long ago
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez: "Its easy to turn away from God but its hard to stay focus on Him"
s_j_macon: True.
dalilah rodriguez: very true
dalilah rodriguez: by the way thank you
s_j_macon: What?
dalilah rodriguez: for not debating or argueing against me
dalilah rodriguez: I appriciate it a bunch
s_j_macon: Well it's pointless.
dalilah rodriguez: thank you
s_j_macon: Neither one of us will listen to the other.
dalilah rodriguez: thats not true
dalilah rodriguez: I listen to what you have to say
dalilah rodriguez: sometimes I disagree with you
s_j_macon: But you just disregard it.
s_j_macon: Which is fine.
s_j_macon: I'm not here to convert or deconvert anyone.
dalilah rodriguez: sometimes I have too SAm
s_j_macon: Well that's your choice, you're free to choose so.
s_j_macon: That doesn't change reality,.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: I'll be honest
dalilah rodriguez: when ever you IM me on yahoo sometims I feel uneasy
dalilah rodriguez: cuz I know you are going to ask questions and expect me to answer the answers you want to hear
s_j_macon: Really?
s_j_macon: Well I ask them because I am curious as to what you believe.
s_j_macon: YOu have to understand I used to be in a very similiar church when I was younger.
dalilah rodriguez: yes I know
s_j_macon: I was never old enough to enjoy what I considered fanaticism.
dalilah rodriguez: your never too old to experience what you consider fanaticism
dalilah rodriguez: tech. your stll young
s_j_macon: But I'm old enough to make life choices.
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: I am a legal adult.
dalilah rodriguez: yes
dalilah rodriguez: but your not an old man
s_j_macon: Nor will I be any time soon.
dalilah rodriguez: you never know
dalilah rodriguez: I might die tommorow
dalilah rodriguez: or next week
s_j_macon: Very true.
dalilah rodriguez: or month
dalilah rodriguez: so on
s_j_macon: Just have to live life to the fullest.
dalilah rodriguez: you said it
s_j_macon: We all die.
s_j_macon: Such is a process of life.
s_j_macon: We are born, we live with the Force, help it grow as it helps us grow.
s_j_macon: Then we die, we pass into it. Absorb back into it.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
s_j_macon: Life creates the Force....
s_j_macon: It binds us.....penetrates us...
s_j_macon: I'm sorry....I am such a Star Wars nerd.
s_j_macon: I think Chewbacca is the man
dalilah rodriguez: im back
s_j_macon: welcome back
dalilah rodriguez: sorry I went to used the restroom
s_j_macon: Did I give you permission?
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: So the guy says, "YOu're right Lord, I want to know what women thinks, feel, desire, what makes them tick and all....."
dalilah rodriguez: So how many lanes do you want on that bridge
s_j_macon: God sits there for a second and says, "So do you want a two-lane or four-lane highway, terry?"
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: Are there any Arab people in your school?
dalilah rodriguez: we got quite a few of them yes
dalilah rodriguez: I used to be friends who a Hindew but I hardly see her in campus
dalilah rodriguez: we took a class together
s_j_macon: A Hindu?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
dalilah rodriguez: misspelled
s_j_macon: Man their religion is too confusing.
dalilah rodriguez: I dont bother their religion
s_j_macon: They have 150+ gods and each one has multiple uses.
dalilah rodriguez: I care more about being friends
s_j_macon: I used to work for some.
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: And their little statues are heavy.
s_j_macon: I helped my boss move them, they're like solid brass or something.
dalilah rodriguez: I would take them and make money off of them by saying get your gods get you gods only 50$ on sale
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Hell that's not a bad idea.
s_j_macon: I thought about opening a religious themed shop to make money.
dalilah rodriguez: basically their are worthless to me
s_j_macon: I'm sure.
s_j_macon: the feeling...
s_j_macon: Is mutual.
dalilah rodriguez: make them seem like their antique or authentic
dalilah rodriguez: or rare
dalilah rodriguez: findings
s_j_macon: Well they're expensive anyway.
dalilah rodriguez: Im so mean
s_j_macon: They are quite detailed so that's why they are expensive.
dalilah rodriguez: to me its just a work of art
s_j_macon: I used to have Buddha but it feel and broke its arms off.
s_j_macon: Eh, to me the Cross is just a torture device.
dalilah rodriguez: it is
dalilah rodriguez: you are right
s_j_macon: Which is kind of morbid how people wear it.
s_j_macon: I always find it funny, like people wearing a little noose on a necklace.
dalilah rodriguez: its symbolized they too have put their old ways to the cross
s_j_macon: or a guilliotine.
dalilah rodriguez: I had one but I lost mines
dalilah rodriguez: and it was cute
dalilah rodriguez: I like it
dalilah rodriguez: my mom got for me on my birthday
s_j_macon: a guillitine?
dalilah rodriguez: no
s_j_macon: A noose?
dalilah rodriguez: a cross necklace
s_j_macon: Oh.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not much of a jewerly person
dalilah rodriguez: only when it comes to facy ocassions like proms or symphonies
s_j_macon: This lady gave me a small silver cross.
dalilah rodriguez: oo can I have it
s_j_macon: When I worked at a motel.
s_j_macon: I made a promise to keep it around me, though I do it out of respect for the old woman.
dalilah rodriguez: thats good
dalilah rodriguez: you had respect for her
dalilah rodriguez: what a gentlemen
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Though I think she did it because she thought I was an Indian.
s_j_macon: She must of been like, "That poor hindu."
dalilah rodriguez: lol
dalilah rodriguez: will I get my head cut off if I do
s_j_macon: Why?
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: What's wrong with Arabs?
s_j_macon: I like their women...
dalilah rodriguez: oh I have nothing against them
dalilah rodriguez: I dont like the way their culture is but its fine
s_j_macon: Eh, it's not so bad.
dalilah rodriguez: I esspecially dont like how muslim men trying to propose to me
s_j_macon: Oh well they're funny.
dalilah rodriguez: I always put them on ignore when they tell me that they are from the middle east
dalilah rodriguez: its a habbit
s_j_macon: Really?
dalilah rodriguez: most of them I run into either want to convert me to Islam
dalilah rodriguez: or marry me to get to the USA
dalilah rodriguez: its agrevates me
s_j_macon: Eh.
s_j_macon: Islam is scary
dalilah rodriguez: agrivates*
dalilah rodriguez: how ever you spell it
s_j_macon: Well any religion that demands you convert people scares me.
s_j_macon: aggrevates.
dalilah rodriguez: thank you
dalilah rodriguez: mr dictionary
s_j_macon: Well that's why I have no probelm with Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc.
s_j_macon: They don't go around witnessing and converting.
dalilah rodriguez: oh really
s_j_macon: Indeed.
dalilah rodriguez: I guess they are so busy trying to purify themselves that they dont have time to
s_j_macon: Huh?
dalilah rodriguez: thats my guess
dalilah rodriguez: dont take my word for it
s_j_macon: Well not very different from Christianity. YOu have to pray all the time to be forgiven.
dalilah rodriguez: kinda
dalilah rodriguez: we Talk to God personally and He talks to us personally to our spirits
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: its a relationship
dalilah rodriguez: He is more than just a God I can trust
s_j_macon: He's also a financial advisor?
dalilah rodriguez: oh yes He is
dalilah rodriguez: He is my all in all
s_j_macon: I see.
s_j_macon: how is that different from someone who's a Muslim, Jew,etc.?
dalilah rodriguez: Muslims are religios and legalistic
dalilah rodriguez: Jews are all about the laws
dalilah rodriguez: Christianity is about relationship and fellowship with our Lord jesus Christ
dalilah rodriguez: of course theres a lot more
dalilah rodriguez: to that
dalilah rodriguez: thats just a small gereral concept
s_j_macon: Oh?
dalilah rodriguez: but thats a good question
s_j_macon: Didn't Jesus say he came to fulfill the laws....not destroy them?
dalilah rodriguez: yes
s_j_macon: So that means kosher would still be in effect.
dalilah rodriguez: jesus also said He is the law
dalilah rodriguez: hey I have to go I need to get dressed
s_j_macon: Oh...that's hot.
dalilah rodriguez: my sister needs to go to work
dalilah rodriguez: I have to drp her off
s_j_macon: okay.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah right
dalilah rodriguez: ttyl
s_j_macon: May the Force be with.
dalilah rodriguez: and yes the "force" be with me   I know
dalilah rodriguez: bye
s_j_macon: Bye

These are fast becoming my favorite posts!

I know McQ, they're so good they have to be fattening! Everytime she logs on I'm just hoping for another way to point out her idiocy regarding her religion. She fully believes in it no matter what and will not falter. That's what makes her scary!

These are definitely my favorite posts. She's like a little automaton.

Round 5.5

Quotes_j_macon: Dude I just burened myself on an iron
dalilah rodriguez: lol
s_j_macon: It smarts, but not a genius.
dalilah rodriguez: well I guess you wont make it in hell
s_j_macon: Man Hell is gonna be great.
s_j_macon: me and Satan are gonna be playing poker all day.
s_j_macon: And then Hitler and stalin are going to come by every other weekend and play Pictionary with us.
dalilah rodriguez: I doubt that
s_j_macon: You're right...
s_j_macon: It'll probably be Monopoly instead.
dalilah rodriguez: no
s_j_macon: No...not Parcheesi!!!
dalilah rodriguez: Sam thats enough
dalilah rodriguez: k
dalilah rodriguez: alright
s_j_macon: Hey you brought up hell, not me.
dalilah rodriguez: only to make a point
s_j_macon: .....
s_j_macon: Hell does not faze me.
dalilah rodriguez: but I didn't over do it
dalilah rodriguez has signed out. (8/14/2006 6:33 PM)

s_j_macon: You basically said that your god will send me straight to a fiery pit forever and that's not over doing it?

Sometimes I wonder if christians really get the severity of threatening someone with eternal, fiery damnation. I mean, that's some serious shit, and they just casually condemn you like they're telling you that you have a parking ticket on your car.

She's crazy, it's that simple. The Pentecostal church does it to people. They brainwash them to be good little Christian soldiers for Jebus and to remind everyone that if you don't believe in exactly the same thing, you're going to hell. It's all a cosmic pissing test for everyone's God.

But she's not the only one. I've been told by christians I'm going to hell several times, and they act like it's no big deal. They think I overreact by getting offended or defensive. Do they just not grasp the concept of hell? I wonder sometimes.

I don't get offended by someone saying I'm going to hell...what is offensive is when they tell me I'm choosing hell.  No one, in their right mind, would choose to go to some place like that...there is a big difference between not believing in Jesus and choosing to go against him.

Oh I (and I'm sure I'm not alone) have nothing against Jesus. He was an alright guy with his teachings of loving your neighbor and practicing what you preach. It's everyone else that followed after him that fucked it up.

Pretty true.

But what do we know, we're the children of the Devil according to her.

Update! Round 6!!

Quotes_j_macon: Hello
dalilah rodriguez: hey dude long time no talk
s_j_macon: It has been a while.
s_j_macon: I got a new gun...
s_j_macon: I'm so excited.
dalilah rodriguez: I bet you are
s_j_macon: I'm a little eager to use it on someone.
dalilah rodriguez: I like my dad's beebee gun
dalilah rodriguez: and shoot it all the time
dalilah rodriguez: I*
s_j_macon: Well there is another reason I'm so stoked....
dalilah rodriguez: why
s_j_macon: Well my friend got me some medicinal fun.
dalilah rodriguez: ahh
dalilah rodriguez: hey Im writing a new piece for a womens choir
dalilah rodriguez: and I want your opinion on it
s_j_macon: Alrighty.
s_j_macon: Is it a hymn or something?
dalilah rodriguez: far from it
dalilah rodriguez: lol no
s_j_macon: Good.
dalilah rodriguez: I decided to do something different for a change
s_j_macon: Does it have naked chicks?
dalilah rodriguez: nah
dalilah rodriguez: nice try though
s_j_macon: Damn.
s_j_macon: Well I'm all ears.
dalilah rodriguez: k
dalilah rodriguez: give me a sec
s_j_macon: okay
dalilah rodriguez: cuz something went wrong with the program
dalilah rodriguez: darnet
dalilah rodriguez: you know what
s_j_macon: what's that?
dalilah rodriguez: I am gonna have to let you listen to you later
dalilah rodriguez: it
s_j_macon: listen to me?
dalilah rodriguez: lol its true
dalilah rodriguez: women do have more drama then guys
dalilah rodriguez: we are more sensitive towards our emotions
s_j_macon: Well not always true.
dalilah rodriguez: we cry more
s_j_macon: That's a gender role.
dalilah rodriguez: ahh
s_j_macon: Though women may have a tendency to be more emotional it really seems to me more of a social thing than a genetic.
s_j_macon: Men are taught that to be a man you have to be stoic.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
s_j_macon: Hey I have a question.
dalilah rodriguez: kool you got a question
dalilah rodriguez: well congradumalations
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: Who do you think would win in a fight....
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: Captain Jack or Gomer Pyle?
dalilah rodriguez: I dont know
dalilah rodriguez: never heard of those ppl
s_j_macon: Oh okay.l
s_j_macon: Like my Jew Cat?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah is it a he or a she
dalilah rodriguez: boy or girl?
s_j_macon: Got me.
s_j_macon: I found it online.
s_j_macon: Hey I have another serious question.
dalilah rodriguez: oh I tought it was your cat you own
dalilah rodriguez: ok
dalilah rodriguez: Im hungry
s_j_macon: You mention demons use me to talk to you.......could you elaborate?
dalilah rodriguez: I was told that Satan can discise himself to anything and to anyone
s_j_macon: disguise himself?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
dalilah rodriguez: thanks for spelling it for me
s_j_macon: Okay so you think I am Satan?
dalilah rodriguez: no
dalilah rodriguez: not nessessary
s_j_macon: Not neccessarily?
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
dalilah rodriguez: thanks again
s_j_macon: Okay, but you said they use me to talk to you.
dalilah rodriguez: I guess you know why I got an F on English II
dalilah rodriguez: yes I did said that
dalilah rodriguez: I remembered
s_j_macon: I'm just a little curious if you honestly believe that.
dalilah rodriguez: yeah I got ch
s_j_macon: I mean, people couldn't just have a differing opinion?
dalilah rodriguez: cha*
dalilah rodriguez: yeah they can have all kinds of opinion
dalilah rodriguez: except I rememered on that day I can feel a pressure on me
dalilah rodriguez: one that is very strong
dalilah rodriguez: spiritualy speaking
s_j_macon: Uh.....
dalilah rodriguez: and I knew it was Satan trying to shake me up
dalilah rodriguez: but i didn't let Him
s_j_macon: I see.
dalilah rodriguez: its hard for me to explain
s_j_macon: No no, I grew up in that environment.
dalilah rodriguez: environment of Satan?
s_j_macon: It's a disturbing way to live......always afraid of boogeymen and such.
s_j_macon: No, Pentecostal.
dalilah rodriguez: oh
s_j_macon: The religion where you focus on the evil god instead of the "benevolent" one.
dalilah rodriguez: oh ok
dalilah rodriguez: well let me try explaining it this way...
s_j_macon: Anyway, it's been a long time since I've been in a church.
s_j_macon: So I would appreciate the explanation.
dalilah rodriguez: Im not focused on Satan, Satan was trying to make me loose my focus on God
dalilah rodriguez: do you understand
dalilah rodriguez: get it
dalilah rodriguez: yes no
dalilah rodriguez: maybe
s_j_macon: Yes but everything is about Satan this and that of which he has done.
s_j_macon: Like your'e comment about demons talking through me.
dalilah rodriguez: uh huh
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: I couldn't just have a different view, I had to be demonically influenced.
s_j_macon: I'm just saying, that doesn't sound a little off-balance?
dalilah rodriguez: well... if I got your all pissed off at me I appologize if I offended you
s_j_macon: No no.
s_j_macon: Not in the least.
dalilah rodriguez: oh ok
s_j_macon: You must keep in mind I grew up in that church.
dalilah rodriguez: ok
s_j_macon: I'm just worried about the world you see through your eyes.
dalilah rodriguez: ohhh
dalilah rodriguez: Sam Macon
dalilah rodriguez: worried about me
dalilah rodriguez: wow
s_j_macon: I am indeed.
dalilah rodriguez: what an honor
s_j_macon: Well I have concern for my fellow humans.
dalilah rodriguez: no wonder it was almost 100 degrees out side today
s_j_macon: though I do have contempt for people also.
dalilah rodriguez:
s_j_macon: I'm a duality.
s_j_macon: Light and Dark, Yin and Yang, etc.
dalilah rodriguez:
dalilah rodriguez: yeah
s_j_macon: Always enjoyed Eastern Philosophy.
dalilah rodriguez: well the world is getting worse and worse with all this wars and sickness going on
dalilah rodriguez: however,
s_j_macon: I beg to differ.
dalilah rodriguez: there are some good things happening
s_j_macon: The world is actually a little bit better in the medical department.
s_j_macon: And there has always been wars going on.
dalilah rodriguez: yes but not so ofter as in the  21st century
s_j_macon: The reasons are sometimes different but the places it is prominent (IE where the media tends to avoid) it's been going on for centuries.
s_j_macon: Actually less wars have been going on.
dalilah rodriguez: if you say so
dalilah rodriguez: Im hungry
s_j_macon: What it is the fact the Cold War has brought more low-level conflicts.
s_j_macon: You've mentioned that before.
dalilah rodriguez: be right back
s_j_macon: Let me cast some Voodoo spells to make you full.

Sorry I missed your IM, Big M. I was trying to fix my piece of shit of computer. Crazy girl doesn't appear to follow a conversation very well, does she?

Quotedalilah rodriguez: well the world is getting worse and worse with all this wars and sickness going on

I find this line of reasoning so funny as showing a general neglect of history.  If I remember correctly the wars that the U.S. has participated in World War II and the Civil War yielded the most casualties.

Hell, 250 million years ago nearly all life on the planet died - the greatest mass extinction we know of nicknamed "the great dying".

More diseases have been wiped out or relegated to minor annoyances in the last 100 years than collectively before.

I think she's playing into the whole crap of the end-times that so many evangelicals harp on about lately.  They'll be really disappointed when nothing happens.

Quote from: "Court"Sometimes I wonder if christians really get the severity of threatening someone with eternal, fiery damnation. I mean, that's some serious shit, and they just casually condemn you like they're telling you that you have a parking ticket on your car.

Not true, court, not true.  Christians don't 'condemn' anyone to hell lightly, as you state, at least, no Christians that I know of.

But Hell is such a real possibility in our view that we must at least try to steer people away from going down that road, however unsucessfully.  I myself think it is you atheists who are 'casual' in dismissing such a possibility, when we all know we have done so much wrong in our lives, and continue to do so every day.  Maybe it's a case of denial, because atheists don't want to reckon with God in this life.  But I think that you are in for a rude awakening.  You might not agree with me.  Probably don't.  But your argument is not with me, but with God.  

Maybe you have attained all knowledge by now, at such a young age.

Or maybe we have seen something that you have not.   Have you ever truly considered that possibility?

Onlyme, you seem to forget I used to be a fuzzy god-love bible-thumper at one point too. I grew up realized it was all shit. You can't possibly label yourself a "fundie" and lecture me about open-mindedness with a straight face.

Edit: More evidence that fundie is onlyme: appealing to my age....

Onlyme, you are not humble. Remember what Jebus said....He who is last shall be first and he who is first shall be last, and he who is great on earth shall be less in heaven...remember...

Round 7! The funniest one in my opinion!

Quotes_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:41:29 PM): YARRR!
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:41:38 PM): is that a word
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:41:46 PM): It's talk like a drunken pirate day!
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:41:48 PM): Not really.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:41:55 PM): Wanna hear something ironic....sort of?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:42:02 PM): sure
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:42:09 PM): I had Stairway to Heaven stuck in my head all last night when I was pulling a double at work.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:42:24 PM): interesting
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:42:36 PM): I'm sure you heard the song before...
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:42:39 PM): by Led Zepplin.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:42:50 PM): One of the greatest groups to happen to music?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:42:51 PM): I dont think I have
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:42:56 PM): Oh my GOD!
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:43:00 PM): DUde.....
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:43:01 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:46:24 PM): I bet you
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:46:26 PM): do
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:46:29 PM): Indeed.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:46:39 PM): I almost made it flip over twice and topple over once.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:46:51 PM): dude becareful mand
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:46:55 PM): I was trying to jump a rather high incline and the vehicle almost fell backwards.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:47:01 PM): Eh, life's no fun without danger.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:47:03 PM): man*
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:47:12 PM): It reminds you that you're still alive.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:47:34 PM): well there are several ways to realized that you are still alive with out consulting danger
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:47:42 PM): yeah but that's boring.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:48:00 PM): if you say so
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:48:15 PM): Oh man....
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:48:24 PM): I left like a zillion comments on your blog.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:48:39 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:48:56 PM): its all good
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:48:58 PM): kept me intertained
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:49:02 PM): entertained*
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:49:09 PM): Eh, I feel it's a vain effort.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:49:22 PM): nah your good
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:49:24 PM): But I'm sure that is a mutual feeling.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:49:27 PM): it was kinda fun
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:49:49 PM): Eh, actually you're preparing me to deal with dissenting little teens in my class.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:49:57 PM): lol
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:51:45 PM): Hey have you heard of Jimi Hendrix?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:52:12 PM): sounds familiar but Im not sure if I have
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:52:17 PM): Dude....
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:52:20 PM): He's great.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:52:24 PM): oh really
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:52:27 PM): Especially if you just got done dancing with mary jane.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:53:04 PM): ok
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:53:10 PM): Sorry....
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:53:25 PM): I just procured some alcohol so I'm enjoying it too much.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:53:25 PM): I think this dude likes me
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:53:29 PM): Who?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:53:36 PM): oh he is a friend of mine
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:53:42 PM): we have been talking for about a year
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:53:47 PM): he's kool
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:54:20 PM): I see.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:54:24 PM): You seem hesitant.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:54:36 PM): Well I dont mean to sound racist but hes black
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:54:40 PM): and Im hispanic
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:54:58 PM): So?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:54:59 PM): and I dont feel comfortable dating another race
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:55:03 PM): Wow.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:55:22 PM): Thank the Force that my parents didn't have such qualms.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:55:26 PM): Otherwise I wouldn't exist.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:55:41 PM): The hybrids are superior to you pure-bloods.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:56:05 PM): We will one day tear down your temples and palaces and take our rightful place! Sieg Heil!!! just kidding.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:56:15 PM): But hybrids are generally stronger.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:56:50 PM): you should chill and calm yourself and allow the achohol to get through
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:56:59 PM): Haha, I'm kidding.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:57:11 PM): I've only had 2 beers and I am barely enjoying my third one.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:57:24 PM): me dont like beer
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:57:29 PM): its the Devil's pee
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:57:32 PM):
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:57:42 PM): The Puritans had beer.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:57:48 PM): In fact if it wasn't for beer, they would be dead.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:58:01 PM): Back in the day beer was used a cheap source of food for seafarers.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:58:11 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:59:05 PM): thats funny
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:59:08 PM): all that from beer
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:59:12 PM): Indeed.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:59:19 PM): Humans are funny creatures.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:59:25 PM): yes we are
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 9:59:27 PM): Such stupid reasons and we fight.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 9:59:30 PM): Im funny when I am hyper
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:00:27 PM): what do you call two police men standing next to each other?
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:00:38 PM): A cople?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:00:42 PM): lol
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:01:02 PM): nah
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:01:10 PM): what?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:01:15 PM): coppies
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:01:19 PM): Cute.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:01:26 PM): So back to this guy.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:01:33 PM): You don't want to date him because of his race?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:01:35 PM): ok I guess
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:01:49 PM): I woundn't mind but my parents would mind
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:01:53 PM): and would have a problem with it
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:01:59 PM): I see.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:02:08 PM): What happened to love thy neighbor as you would yourself?
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:02:18 PM): dont know
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:02:24 PM): Hmmm.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:02:37 PM): Thank you for that.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:02:37 PM): hold on he is asking me something
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:02:53 PM): for what
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:02:54 PM): what I do
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:03:02 PM): Well not so much you.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:03:10 PM): But you have just made me comforted.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:03:55 PM): I did
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:03:57 PM): kool
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:04:09 PM): Well you would be upset about it, but I'm comforted.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:04:30 PM): Dammit I forget which artist I was going to down load.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:04:31 PM): well it would help if I knew what you were talking about
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:04:38 PM): Oh now I remember, pink floyd.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:05:00 PM): dont know em
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:05:01 PM): Well you have just made me remember why I left the Pentecostal church almost from day one.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:05:10 PM): oh really
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:05:36 PM): Indeed.
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:05:56 PM): ppl didn't love you or what
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:06:03 PM): No, blatant racism.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:06:05 PM): Sexism.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:06:13 PM): Class-difference of a Marxist persuasion.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:06:29 PM): I just downloaded one of my favorite songs that I didn't know the title nor artist.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:07:17 PM): Immigrant song by Led Zepplin.
s_j_macon (9/9/2006 10:07:36 PM): Wait...
dalilah rodriguez (9/9/2006 10:07:42 PM): ok

This girl is 20 something (right?) and still letting her parents run her life?  So what if her parents are racist that doesn't mean she has to continue the trend.  Seriously, he's bothered to talk to her for a whole year....she shouldn't pass up a guy like that just because his skin is a different color and daddy might get upset.

You don't understand the powerful ignorance old Latino mentality. Ironically, a race of mixed races wants to keep it in the racial family......isn't that hilarious? She's Assembly of God so I'm not too terribly shocked by her comment. I just expected more out of a college student, a music major, but still a college student.

People like her shouldn't be allowed to vote.

I was thinking more along the lines of people like her shouldn't breed.

Also true.

Well I take that back, we need people like that to flip burgers, bag groceries, mow lawns, pump gas, and basically make me feel good for having the genetic edge when it comes to my vastly superior intellect. Not to mention my modesty......