He touched me in a very naughty place. I don't feel loved, just...violated. I think I should report this to the cops.
At least I'm saved now.
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Did your IQ go up any? ;)
That wasn't Jesus, it was Frank.
Frank has some issues. He's trying to work through them.
This is a major setback.
Quote from: No one on May 10, 2020, 06:45:51 AM
That wasn't Jesus, it was Frank.
Wait...so I'm
not saved?
Quote from: Old Seer on May 10, 2020, 05:26:56 AM
Did your IQ go up any? ;)
Right, like
that's ever gonna be a thing.
I thought there might be a surge of enlightenment giving me hope for the future if I get touched. But alas.
Quote from: MadBomr101 on May 10, 2020, 09:51:53 AM
Quote from: No one on May 10, 2020, 06:45:51 AM
That wasn't Jesus, it was Frank.
Wait...so I'm not saved?
:sadshake: Whatever Frank told you isn't true, MadBomr101.
Quote from: MadBomr101 on May 10, 2020, 03:46:27 AM
He touched me in a very naughty place. I don't feel loved, just...violated. I think I should report this to the cops.
The (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/Themes/default/images/Male.gif) symbol in your profile says "Not a crime." Unless of course you are powerful and/or rich and/or were a child at the time of the touching. In
them cases, you totally ought to hashtag metoo Jesus into Republicanism.
I know a guy who plays footy with Jesus at lunch time, where he works. Here in southern California there are hundreds of guys named Jesus. :smilenod:
The problem is that beard gives me a rash in inconvenient places.