Ban The Poster Above You

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for fomenting feeding frenzies featuring felines.

[Davin]

Aggressive aggregate alliteration ban.

[Magdalena]

Banned for being a member of ABBA:
Atheists Battling Bans Association.

[Tom62]

Banned by the U.N.I.A.A. (the United Nations Institute Against Abbreviations)

[Tank]

Banned for using FLAs (Five Letter Acronyms).

[Dark Lightning]

Banned for using TLAs.

[Magdalena]

Banned for spreading rumors! 
I'm sure our beloved Tank has never ever used TLA...
LSD, PCP, or DXM!

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for completely unwarranted assumptions not backed by laboratory-proven evidence - such as from a meth lab.

[Dark Lightning]

Banned for spreading rumors! 
I'm sure our beloved Tank has never ever used TLA...
LSD, PCP, or DXM!

Three
Letter
Acronyms

[Magdalena]

Now, who do I ban?

Dark Lightning for not getting the joke?
Or
Ecurb Noselrub for wanting a urine sample?

[Davin]

Ban

[Magdalena]

Banned.
So young, so angry...It's that rap music and video games.

[Davin]

I'm not angry ban!

[Bad Penny II]

I'm not angry I'm furious, you fucks couldn't be fucked to do something before you fucked it up for us, you bunch of total fucking fuckheads ban.

That's fucking poetry, or it would be if you got it into lines of equalish length.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

If you want poetry, do poetry ban.

I'm not angry, I'm  fucking  furious
How you fuckheads exist is curious
You've  fucked it up for  every man
So I hereby fucking give you a ban

(Using the space bar I made the lines of equal length, rhymed it A-A-B-B, and used some form of "fuck" in every line. That's fucking poetry!)