Ban The Poster Above You

[chimp3]

Banned for using the fish fork on the red meat course.

[Sandra Craft]

Banned for cutting fish with a steak knife.

[chimp3]

Banned for promoting feline dinnerware etiquette

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for being so bloody proper.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for saying "bloody", which is such a disturbing word.

[Tom62]

Banned, because in the US of A the word "bloody" is less disturbing than "nipple".

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for saying the word nipple, without also including words like, whips, chains, melted wax, etc...

[Sandra Craft]

I'm gonna have to ban you for being correct. I shouldn't pick on attorneys, it's just that I had a bad experience with one, let me tell you about it:

The judge is explaining things.
My attorney turns to me and asks: "Do you understand everything the judge is saying?"
Me: "Yes."
My attorney: "Good, because I don't."

True story. 

This attorney is banned for not realizing that sort of joke isn't funny to laypeople.

[Biggus Dickus]

You are banned for banning Mag's trial lawyer who isn't even a member of this forum. You simply can't do that Books, but if we can I hereby ban Donald Trump.

..and Ted Cruz along with the other GOP idiots, plus those Oregon militia people, in fact all militia type people,and racists, and the evil woman who lives across the street from me.

[Sandra Craft]

Banned for suggesting I can't do something.  Banned also for failing to call Trump Drumpf, and for not including the drunks who have loud fights beneath my window at 3 a.m.

[Magdalena]

Banned because a triple ban is allowed. That would be a violation of Rule 46, section XVIII (a)7428(3) and (a)7428(4). Possibly (a)7428(5) as well.

[Tank]

Banned. Because you asked for it.

[Guardian85]

Banned for giving them what they want. make them work for it.

[Magdalena]

Banned for making me feel bad. 
You're right, I shouldn't have asked to be banned, I should've said something horrible to someone so that I could've been genuinely banned. (...But it's so hard to be mean when everyone is so nice around here.)

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for making me feel bad. 
You're right, I shouldn't have asked to be banned, I should've said something horrible to someone so that I could've been genuinely banned. (...But it's so hard to be mean when everyone is so nice around here.)

Banned for wearing ugly shoes.