Ban The Poster Above You

[The Magic Pudding]

I've seen this kind of thread elsewhere, they seem popular.
Though looking at a thread for an example of witty riposte is proving harder than expected.

An example

Person 1: bans the person above for reading romance novels.

Next person bans for being a stodgy old coot.

[The Magic Pudding]

Banned because I like bandicoots and elderly bandicoots should be respected.

[Rizuidad]

Banned because is older than the big bang, and therefore is god. And therefore clearly does not exist.

I like these threads, Magic Pudding. Where do you get them?

[The Magic Pudding]

I like these threads, Magic Pudding. Where do you get them?

Banned for undermining my paltry attempt at HAF resuscitation with a link request. 

I did put a link on the Grant My Wish thread because I'd only seen it in one other place, but I don't get around all that much.

[original_gender]

Banned for consorting with suspicious characters.

[Sweetdeath]

Banned for having an indistinguishable user icon.

[The Magic Pudding]

Banned for having an indistinguishable user icon.

Banned for using an electrical avatar distinguisher on a sardonic avatar.

[Tank]

Banned for containing fruit!

[DeterminedJuliet]

Banned for avatar being a tank of war and not a tank full of beautiful exotic fishes.

[Asmodean]

Banned.   Because Asmodean demands it.  

 

[Tank]

Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay

[The Magic Pudding]

Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay

Banned for attacking the blob of clay I loyally support when not planning his his eternal torment spinning on a potter's wheel listening to that song from Ghost, without any fondling by a young Demi Moore.  This is the punctuation I didn't have time to insert earlier in the paragraph ,.,

[Tank]

Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay

Banned for attacking the blob of clay I loyally support when not planning his his eternal torment spinning on a potter's wheel listening to that song from Ghost, without any fondling by a young Demi Moore.  This is the punctuation I didn't have time to insert earlier in the paragraph ,.,

Banned for forming a clique with a of strange cartoon characters.

[The Magic Pudding]

Banned for forming a clique with a of strange cartoon characters.

Banned for being in so much of a rush to ban me you've fallen under the thrall of the attack response, almost totally loosing the use of language.  

The smiley face doesn't look all that friendly, I don't like the cheesy and the spaghetti monster seems to mock.
I'll have to learn the keyboard smilies.

[Recusant]

...almost totally loosing the use of language...

Banned for perpetuating the internet solecism of using "loose" in place of "lose." A minor annoyance perhaps, but one must draw a line in the sand at some point! Also, for exposing my occasional use of an image search (though it was TinEye, not Google) in the album cover thread, and thus bringing my fraud to a grinding halt. *shakes fist while twirling mustache*