Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[Asmodean]

False, but the concept fascinates The Asmo. Roo tails, you say..?

The next person is also adventurous when it comes to trying new foods?

[Tank]

True. As long as the person cooking them also eats them.

The next person passed their driving test on their third attempt?

[Asmodean]

First, as fortune would have it. Those things are bloody expensive over 'ere.

The next person occasionally goes for a drive just for the drive's sake in spite of the spike in the price of them combustibles?

[Tank]

True. I have always liked driving.

The next person will buy an electric car next?

[Asmodean]

False. My next car is most likely to be diesel-powered, followed (in likeliness - not chronology) by petrol, followed by petrol-electric hybrid, followed by hydrogen, followed by none, followed by battery-electric.

The next person thinks "self-driving" cars, which by the way already exist because that's what taxis are, will become a thing within the next decade?

[Bluenose]

True, but I am not impressed by the idea

BTW, I have eaten kangaroo tail, in fact I have cooked roo tail soup, which was delicious!

TNP is not a fan of cold, wet and windy weather.

[Asmodean]

True, to the point where it come sa close third on the list of The Asmo's enemies, behind only Luxembourg and them Smart cars. To put it this way, I'd much rather boil than freeze.

Also, yes, them self-driving cars are less than impressive, especially given the amount of effort that goes into various ethics algorithms which shouldn't even be there to begin with - you are a fucking car. You side with your occupants. always. (That wasn't even an option last I partook in the questionnaire. They didn't even consider that solution. Mark my words, when the AI comes for us all, it will be our own damned fault for being try-hards. [/The Asmo wanders off, muttering peevishly]

...At least it sounds like roos taste good. At least we have that.

The next person would like to unleash the AI and meet an alien civilization?

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False, I already live in an alien civilization, filled with MAGA Trumpites. Their intelligence is already artificial - I don't like it and surely don't want to meet another one, which may be even worse.

TNP is eager to see Artemis I blast off successfully.

[Tank]

True! Can't wait!

I would be very pleased to be able to see both the first and second set of moon landings.

TNP usually wakes up looking forward to a new day?

[Asmodean]

False. When looking forward to something - like, really looking forward, I tend to find myself unable to sleep the night before.

That's not to say that I wake up cursing the day before it even really starts, but... I just wake up. Go about my business. Some days end in disappointment - some in pleasant ways. Most days? They just end.

The next person could live comfortably without the Internet?

[Tank]

True. I used to and would really like to go back to an Internet free world.

I would definitely miss all you guys but I'd be a lot less stressed.

The next person likes prawns in thousand island dressing?

[Tom62]

False, never tried it but it sounds dreadful. I prefer a prawn cocktail sauce with whisky

TNP has never left the country

[Tank]

False. I have been to the west coast of the USA, south to Cape Town and East to Cypress.

TNP has never left the city?

[billy rubin]

false

i have lived in big cities in lots of places

and all my life i wanted to live as far out in the boondocks as i could and now i do

tnp has had cows piss all over them, far out in  the boondocks

[Tank]

False: thank goodness!

  how would you get pissed all over by a cow unless you wanted to? Asking for a friend 

The next person like Hinze Pea & Ham soup?