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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM
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Quote from: Icarus on March 15, 2022, 12:59:21 AMGood one PB On the other hand the wife is going to be pissed because of the presumptive advice.
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Quote from: Icarus on April 03, 2022, 03:12:41 AMThe pope is very sick. The physicians are having a difficult time trying to diagnose his illness. After long study and consultations, they determine that he will die if he does not have sex. All the physicians agree and tell the terminally ill pope what he must do in order to survive. At first the Pope is defensive but later agrees taht he must have sex. The pope says that there are conditions, however. What are the conditions the physicians ask. He says, she must be a Catholic. OK the physicians say, we can arrange that. Pope says also she must be blind. Ok we can arrange that. Pope says she must be a virgin. Some hesitation by the physicians but they agree that they can arrange that too. The physicians begin to leave the room. Pope says wait there is one more thing. What is that, they ask. Pope replies in his weakened voice: Ummm... Big tits.(sorry ladies, please do not be offended)