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Re: Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #30 on: September 02, 2017, 10:18:34 PM »
The ark held them all
all but for the dinosaurs
eating ham and eggs

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2017, 04:35:47 PM »
This is a haiku
Maybe it's not a haiku
What do I know?
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2017, 02:32:56 PM »
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2017, 03:26:55 PM »
That took me a while, but it was great.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2017, 05:51:31 AM »
Silver; Did you make that clever take on the periodic table just for those of us who appreciate the humor?  Perhaps not, but I believe that you could. Hermes could help if needed.

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2017, 08:44:09 AM »
No Icarus, but I wish I did! Hermes would certainly be better at it than I. :P
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Re: Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2020, 07:17:25 PM »
Only works for the northern hemisphere.  :(

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2020, 07:23:28 PM »
one two tbree four five

one two three four five six sev . . .

one two three four five.

am i close?


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« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2020, 07:31:13 PM »
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Now move your slow ass

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« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2020, 08:20:25 PM »
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2021, 01:05:59 AM »
 

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2021, 05:20:14 PM »
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2021, 05:38:01 PM »
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2021, 07:11:29 AM »

Excellent.

My skill is not great
But the form is worth the time
That one took three tries
 

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