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Who killed Kennedy?


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Re: Who killed Kennedy?
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2018, 01:20:12 PM »
I've generally been more partial to the idea that Oswald, if he didn't act alone, was an agent of the Soviet Union. He did have a history of consorting with communists, including  defecting for a while to live within the USSR from 1959 to 1962. And Kennedy had proven again and again that he would not play second fiddle to the Soviets.

If that is the case (and it is a big if), then it is possible that Jack Ruby was his handler and shot him out of fear that Oswald would break and spill the beans.

But that is just speculation on my part.  :notsure:

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Re: Who killed Kennedy?
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2018, 02:05:54 PM »
Why does noone buy into the CIA conspiracy?

...So...If nobody buys into the CIA conspiracy...Can we finally drop it? What else is there to talk about?  :unsure:

No. I didn't buy in to the theory I mentioned but we still had to talk about that one too.
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Re: Who killed Kennedy?
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2018, 02:39:08 PM »
Actually, Kennedy killed himself after some time travelers saved him from Oswald.

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Re: Who killed Kennedy?
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2018, 02:47:19 AM »
I've always been partial to DiMaggio going through the mob to put a hit on him over Marilyn.

Not that I believe it, it's just satisfyingly outlandish.

Oh I agree 100%, in fact I believe Simon and Garfunkel knew Joe did it as well, and that's why they mention him in the lyrics to the song "Mrs Robison"!

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

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