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Getting To Know You => Laid Back Lounge => Topic started by: billy rubin on April 11, 2020, 09:15:42 PM

Title: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: billy rubin on April 11, 2020, 09:15:42 PM
i have to admit that if i had a spare $350,000, i would buy . . . another motorcycle.

but not just any motorcycle. i would buy this motorcycle:

(https://i.imgur.com/exexYSKl.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/SY02Uwyl.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/0xBuWv5l.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/ajFJ7tpl.png)



^^^this is a 1938 HRD series a rapide. this 1000 cc machine was the blower bentley of two wheels, the mclaren 720 of its day

are you listening, tank?

ten years later a series b vincent blaclk lightning on they took the record at bonneville at 150 mph, looking not much different from this one.

but this one is a series A

anyway, not very many of these were made, fewere than the brough superior.. less than 80, at the end of the depression and before britain shut down for the war. some 60 still survive.

this one has non-matching motor and frame. it was built in december of 1938, scrapped out and rebuilt with some parts from other machines. 

vincentswere secial. over 25 years or so, only about 11,000 were ever built. they heald the all-out-land spoeed record for many years, until eclipsed by the 1970s kawasai 900Z.

today a run of the mill vincent from the fifties will cost some US$60,000. this one is a series A, and that makes it special, bitsa or not.

so now.

if you won the lottery, and the money could only collectd if you spent it on the passion of your life

and not paying off your student loans or your house or buying investment propeerties

what would you spend it on?
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 11, 2020, 09:22:56 PM
Depending on how much money I won, I'd either start a small independent bookstore or a domestic animal sanctuary.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: No one on April 11, 2020, 10:49:33 PM
Purchase a Pistachio farm, and eat every last one.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: billy rubin on April 11, 2020, 10:52:38 PM
i once got my truck stuck in a pistachio orchard

the tow truck wouldnt go in because he was smarter than uz

but he tookuz to a motel and the next morning we winched it out by hand

pollinating almonds with my brand new wife

she was beautiful and still is
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 11, 2020, 11:50:09 PM
1. Hire a secretary to answer the phone and tell people "NO" when they want a loan, to invest my money in some get-rich scheme or if it's a "long-lost" relative looking to tap me for money. We have the entire family tree from the early 1900s on my dad's side and from the mid-1800s on my mother's side. We know who and where all the apes are.

2. Hookers and blow, since I've not indulged thus far in my life. J/K, that's a quick way to end up dead, or dead broke.

3. An endowment to my university.

4. Buy real estate, even though you said not to. It's my money! :P
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Icarus on April 12, 2020, 03:07:33 AM
Billy I would not buy a Vincent. They were unreliable, had to change the carb jets when a cloud came in the sky, and they were seriously complex for the machines of the day.  I had a high school buddy who had a Black Lightening that could easily outrun my HD 74.  The Vincent was also far superior in handling a bumpy or curvy road on which my rigid frame Harley was dead meat.  Compared to a modern rice burner the Vincent would not even be in the chase.

I might look over the earth to find a Velocette 350, and also a Moto Guzzi Falcone 500 single whose engine turned backwards and had an external flywheel.   The Velo was a beginners machine with a rigid frame, from way back in the late forties.  SO alright already the Velo leaked oil and the Guzzi was a weird looking machine.  I liked them both for their particular kind of charm.  Part of the charm of the Velo is that a young woman, in Tampa rode one and I had the hots for her.....but she not for me.  Well at least I could covet her ride if not her body. ................Damn! That was a looooooong time ago.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: hermes2015 on April 12, 2020, 05:03:57 AM
I wouldn't buy a Vincent either — those swirly skies make me giddy. A Claude (Monet) though, is a different matter. I would love to have one of his large water lily paintings in my house.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Tank on April 12, 2020, 10:49:20 AM
A large mansion and fit it out as a series of independent living areas for myself and my kids and their kids. I'd set up an endowment to keep the property maintained in perpetuity. It would have large grounds with a woodland area. It would be on the coast with its own beach. There would be a farm too.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Tom62 on April 12, 2020, 03:06:23 PM
A large mansion for me as well, with a huge library and a swimming pool in the garden (with staff to take care of it).
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 12, 2020, 03:44:56 PM
:notsure:

More than one talking about mansions, and while those are great and all, I'd go for something a little more...palacecy... :sidesmile: Fully staffed, of course.

"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."  :grin:




Nah, I'm just joking. If I won an absurd amount of money I would probably buy houses in a few different countries and spend the rest of my life traveling, with no fixed address. 
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: billy rubin on April 12, 2020, 09:07:35 PM
i would still buy the vincent. unreliable is where my machines already are, and most vincents you see these days have been retrofitted with amal concentrics anyway. although i think this egli vincent has amal mark 2s or dellortos, i cant tell

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.


but i loved the falcone gooses as well.

(https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/phone-case/iphone10/images/artworkimages/medium/1/-moto-guzzi-falcone-1950-pablo-franchi.jpg?&targetx=0&targety=-35&imagewidth=646&imageheight=455&modelwidth=646&modelheight=382&backgroundcolor=96724F&orientation=1)

if you have an i[phone you can buy this case for ti

https://fineartamerica.com/featured/-moto-guzzi-falcone-1950-pablo-franchi.html?product=iphone-case-cover&phoneCaseType=iphone10
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Randy on May 23, 2020, 11:51:48 PM
I'd buy a house on the beach. Then I'd bring my caretaker with me, and set up everything so that I could enjoy the view and feel the ocean breeze while listening to the sounds. I'd have a screened in patio to keep the sun off of me.

I'd move my daughter and granddaughters down with me and they'd never need to worry about money anymore. There would be a pool for them as well. I'd have servants to maintain everything. I guess I'd need a big house for everyone.

I'd have a chauffeur driven limousine to take me to my appointments. Talk about getting an infusion in style! And then I'd have the chauffeur stop some place to get me an iced coffee on the way back.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Harmonie on June 06, 2020, 10:57:57 PM
I'd just want to move to New England or perhaps even Eastern Canada.

If it had to be only a passion of mine, I suppose I'd just donate it all to a good cause. I've always felt very strongly about feminism and LGBT rights, so probably something along there, or perhaps something anti-racism, because certainly that's 100% relevant, too.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Randy on June 06, 2020, 11:18:57 PM
Hi Harmonie. Where in New England would you like to relocate to? I noticed your desire in the Dreams thread too.

I've never been to New England so I don't know much about it.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Anne D. on June 07, 2020, 06:22:48 AM
Any of Sandra's or Tank's or XsilverPhinx's plans sound lovely. Or establishing scholarships for mediocre students like myself. I've always thought it would be fun to give away money to people who don't expect it. Like playing fairy godmother.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Harmonie on June 07, 2020, 01:48:09 PM
Quote from: Randy on June 06, 2020, 11:18:57 PM
Hi Harmonie. Where in New England would you like to relocate to? I noticed your desire in the Dreams thread too.

I've never been to New England so I don't know much about it.

I'm thinking between New Hampshire and Massachusetts. Vermont sounds like a lovely place, as well, but they don't have any universities with my degree to my knowledge.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Tom62 on June 07, 2020, 02:15:18 PM
There are two things that I'd love to do if I'm filthy rich.
1. buy all sport TV rights and then don't show any of it on TV.
2. buy the German and French TV rights for foreign productions and then show the French dubbed versions in Germany and the German dubbed versions in France ;).
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: billy rubin on June 16, 2020, 07:31:48 PM
i would pay money to fly this aeroplane

https://i.imgur.com/caeS47r.mp4 (https://i.imgur.com/caeS47r.mp4)
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Randy on June 16, 2020, 10:25:25 PM
Quote from: billy rubin on June 16, 2020, 07:31:48 PM
i would pay money to fly this aeroplane

https://i.imgur.com/caeS47r.mp4 (https://i.imgur.com/caeS47r.mp4)
Do you have a pilot's license?
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: billy rubin on June 16, 2020, 11:52:12 PM
no

but i would fly it anyway

nobody knew how to fly when that thing was built
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: hermes2015 on June 17, 2020, 04:53:13 AM
My dream is very predictable. I would finally start my collection of T'ang dynasty horses.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Tank on June 17, 2020, 12:24:40 PM
Defo buy a fully kitted out wood work shop.
Title: Re: the pipe dream thread, or, what would do if you won th elottery?
Post by: Randy on June 17, 2020, 03:40:43 PM
If I were well. I'd build a spaceship for a LAN game. My family and I used to get together on weekends and play. It consisted of six computers, the server also ran the main screen. The other five were for the helm, weapons, science, communications, and engineering. I played the captain and did not get a computer. Rather I had to rely on my officers for information. It got chaotic. It was a lot of fun.

I had rigged lights for shields, red alert, the front screen showing the direction we were going, and a couple of other things. I was decoding packets of information to determine what other effects I could use.

We had built our first station (the science station) and I wrote three alien conlangs which I sold a license for to other players. Then I got sick and the whole thing halted. I miss it but realize that I can't play anymore.

But if I won the lottery and were still well, I'd go all out and make us a nice ship to play in,