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Started by Bella, December 05, 2007, 09:45:47 AM

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ryanvc76

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December 12, 2007, 03:27:08 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by ryanvc76
Here's a good one for all of us "hellbound" atheists:

Heaven Travel Kits

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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http://www.vancleave.de
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"[The Bible] has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies." - Mark Twain

"Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies." - Thomas Jefferson
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Bella

#16
December 13, 2007, 07:25:03 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Bella
Check out their site!
http://reserveaspotinheaven.com/

Hehe

ryanvc76

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December 13, 2007, 05:05:15 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by ryanvc76
The "money back guarantee" is the best part of it! hahahaha
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"[The Bible] has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies." - Mark Twain

"Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies." - Thomas Jefferson
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donkeyhoty

#18
December 17, 2007, 07:31:30 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by donkeyhoty
Quote from: "ryanvc76"The "money back guarantee" is the best part of it!
If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.

If you can identify the quote, you win my respect.
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."  - Pat Robertson

MommaSquid

#19
December 17, 2007, 06:19:28 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by MommaSquid
QuoteIf you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.

It's from the movie "Tommy Boy".  (Chris Farley said it.)  

I freakin' hate that movie.

donkeyhoty

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December 17, 2007, 10:11:18 PM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by donkeyhoty
Quote from: "MommaSquid"I freakin' hate that movie.
You just lost my respect.
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."  - Pat Robertson

MommaSquid

#21
December 19, 2007, 05:40:30 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by MommaSquid
Quote from: "donkeyhoty"
Quote from: "MommaSquid"I freakin' hate that movie.

You just lost my respect.

 :lol:  :lol:

Hey, I'm just being honest!

Steve Reason

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December 19, 2007, 10:18:29 AM Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 AM by Steve Reason
Quote from: "donkeyhoty"
Quote from: "MommaSquid"I freakin' hate that movie.
You just lost my respect.

I LOVE that movie.

"You better pray to the god of skinny punks, that this wind doesn't pick up. Cause I'll come over there, and jam this oar up your ass!"

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I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. ~ Mark Twain

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