Go Awwwww you lose!

[Tank]

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[Biggus Dickus]

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That little banana is sooooooooo cute!

[Magdalena]

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That little banana is sooooooooo cute!

Father Bruno, that's not a banana. 
That is a cute plátano, or a plantain.

I must say that the fat little pig is soooooooo cute!

[Tank]

? It's a puppy 

[Biggus Dickus]

? It's a puppy 

She's gonna bust my chops over the slight difference between a banana and a plantain even though plantains are a member of the banana family, but she can't tell the difference between a puppy and a pig?

Good grief 

[Magdalena]

? It's a puppy 

She's gonna bust my chops over the slight difference between a banana and a plantain even though plantains are a member of the banana family, but she can't tell the difference between a puppy and a pig?

Good grief 

I know it's a dog.


However, there is a HUGE difference between a banana and a plantain. One can't fry a banana, but one can fry a plantain. 

Come on Father Bruno, don't tell me you've never had platanos fritos con frijoles y crema. 

[Sandra Craft]

However, there is a HUGE difference between a banana and a plantain. One can't fry a banana, but one can fry a plantain. 

Wait . . . you can't fry a banana?!?  I've been doing my fried banana sandwiches wrong.

[Guardian85]

Everybody needs to cool down in summer...

[Biggus Dickus]

? It's a puppy 

She's gonna bust my chops over the slight difference between a banana and a plantain even though plantains are a member of the banana family, but she can't tell the difference between a puppy and a pig?

Good grief 

I know it's a dog.


However, there is a HUGE difference between a banana and a plantain. One can't fry a banana, but one can fry a plantain. 

Come on Father Bruno, don't tell me you've never had platanos fritos con frijoles y crema. 

Exsqueeeze me Mrs. Doubtfire, butttt puhleeese...Bruno's "Plantanos Especial" are almost as famous as my "Elotes Locos"!

Here is a small sample I made recently for Mother's Day...except we use "labneh" instead of crema.



However, that's not labneh on the plate, but "Cloud Eggs"...I whip the egg whites like you would to make meringue, then bake for about 3 minutes at 450, I then remove from oven, add the egg yoke,  and then bake another 3 minutes or so. I topped them off with some fired peppers and onions.

And you called the puppy a pig, if you knew it was a puppy why'd ya call it a pig??

Drops.



Mike.



Walks.



Away.


Victory.


Bruno 

[Magdalena]

? It's a puppy 

She's gonna bust my chops over the slight difference between a banana and a plantain even though plantains are a member of the banana family, but she can't tell the difference between a puppy and a pig?

Good grief 

I know it's a dog.


However, there is a HUGE difference between a banana and a plantain. One can't fry a banana, but one can fry a plantain. 

Come on Father Bruno, don't tell me you've never had platanos fritos con frijoles y crema. 

Exsqueeeze me Mrs. Doubtfire, butttt puhleeese...Bruno's "Plantanos Especial" are almost as famous as my "Elotes Locos"!

Here is a small sample I made recently for Mother's Day...except we use "labneh" instead of crema.



However, that's not labneh on the plate, but "Cloud Eggs"...I whip the egg whites like you would to make meringue, then bake for about 3 minutes at 450, I then remove from oven, add the egg yoke,  and then bake another 3 minutes or so. I topped them off with some fired peppers and onions.

Not bad, Father Bruno...

Not bad at all.

...

Drops.



Mike.



Walks.



Away.


Victory.


Bruno 

[Magdalena]

However, there is a HUGE difference between a banana and a plantain. One can't fry a banana, but one can fry a plantain. 

Wait . . . you can't fry a banana?!?  I've been doing my fried banana sandwiches wrong.

Wait...you CAN fry a banana?!? I've tried and tried to fry a banana and I just can't.


What am I doing wrong?

[Magdalena]

...
And you called the puppy a pig, if you knew it was a puppy why'd ya call it a pig??

Um....Oh, I don't know, maybe for the same reason you knew it was a platano, but called it a banana. 

Drops.



Mike.



Walks.



Away.


Victory.


Mags 

[Sandra Craft]

However, there is a HUGE difference between a banana and a plantain. One can't fry a banana, but one can fry a plantain. 

Wait . . . you can't fry a banana?!?  I've been doing my fried banana sandwiches wrong.

Wait...you CAN fry a banana?!? I've tried and tried to fry a banana and I just can't.


What am I doing wrong?

I thought you could because of fried banana sandwiches and figured I was frying the bananas wrong.  Now I realize I was supposed to fry the sandwich and not the banana.

[Dave]

However, there is a HUGE difference between a banana and a plantain. One can't fry a banana, but one can fry a plantain. 

Wait . . . you can't fry a banana?!?  I've been doing my fried banana sandwiches wrong.

Wait...you CAN fry a banana?!? I've tried and tried to fry a banana and I just can't.


What am I doing wrong?

I thought you could because of fried banana sandwiches and figured I was frying the bananas wrong.  Now I realize I was supposed to fry the sandwich and not the banana.

Yup!

But like banana fritters, it's the batter on the outside that protects the banana and prevents it becoming just a mess in the deep fat frier. I tried grilling one once, ended up with a puddle of goo, sweet  goo but goo none-the-less.

[Biggus Dickus]

...
And you called the puppy a pig, if you knew it was a puppy why'd ya call it a pig??

Um....Oh, I don't know, maybe for the same reason you knew it was a platano, but called it a banana. 

Drops.



Mike.



Walks.



Away.


Victory.


Mags 

My Dearest and Most Beloved Magdalena...a banana and a plantain are from the same family, it's like the slight difference between a PitBull and Chihuahua, a brown dog and a black dog, butt a Pig and a Puppie, they don't mix if you know what I mean?

Seriously get those trifocals checked out, me thinks you need new glasses.

Bruno = 2 points
Magdalena = 0