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Started by Mocha Chief, February 04, 2012, 08:23:51 PM

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BullyforBronto

#15
February 05, 2012, 02:19:04 AM
I like to skateboard and eat hamburgers. I consider both talents, though I am much better at eating hamburgers.



En_Route

#16
February 05, 2012, 02:20:32 AM
In certain circles, I'm known as the sheep whisperer.
Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them (Orwell).

The Magic Pudding

#17
February 05, 2012, 02:49:20 AM
Quote from: BullyforBronto on February 05, 2012, 02:19:04 AM



The guy on the right looks like he's going to loose his tomato.
Unless he soon after carried out a recovery with aplomb I don't think he is talented at all.



Quote from: En_Route on February 05, 2012, 02:20:32 AM
In certain circles, I'm known as the sheep whisperer.

I hope you don't use this ability for ill.

En_Route

#18
February 05, 2012, 02:51:39 AM
You'll need to ask the sheep.
Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them (Orwell).

Amicale

#19
February 05, 2012, 02:57:59 AM


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

BullyforBronto

#20
February 05, 2012, 03:04:25 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 05, 2012, 02:49:20 AM
Quote from: BullyforBronto on February 05, 2012, 02:19:04 AM



The guy on the right looks like he's going to loose his tomato.
Unless he soon after carried out a recovery with aplomb I don't think he is talented at all.

The man is surely inexperienced in the art of the hamburger. Everyone knows that the hamburger should be greater than the sum of its parts. Clearly, his tomato had no place within the totality.

DeterminedJuliet

#21
February 05, 2012, 05:12:01 AM
I can do this with my tongue

"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Tank

#22
February 05, 2012, 08:51:34 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on February 05, 2012, 05:12:01 AM
I can do this with my tongue


I really don't know what to say!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

#23
February 05, 2012, 10:37:26 AM
I can operate a motor vehicle safely while technically still asleep. As evidenced by my 20km morning comute.

Beyond that I speak four languages, play a tasty variety of percussion instruments and kick ass.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

En_Route

#24
February 05, 2012, 02:27:54 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on February 05, 2012, 05:12:01 AM
I can do this with my tongue



I wish you wouldn't.
Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them (Orwell).

Ali

#25
February 05, 2012, 03:28:14 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on February 05, 2012, 10:37:26 AM
I can operate a motor vehicle safely while technically still asleep. As evidenced by my 20km morning comute.

Beyond that I speak four languages, play a tasty variety of percussion instruments and kick ass.

Which four?  Obvs English and Norwegian, but what are the other two?

Guardian85

#26
February 05, 2012, 03:54:33 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 05, 2012, 03:28:14 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on February 05, 2012, 10:37:26 AM
I can operate a motor vehicle safely while technically still asleep. As evidenced by my 20km morning comute.

Beyond that I speak four languages, play a tasty variety of percussion instruments and kick ass.

Which four?  Obvs English and Norwegian, but what are the other two?

German and Italian. I speak fluent sauerkraut and some pasta.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

En_Route

#27
February 05, 2012, 04:54:07 PM
Quote from: En_Route on February 05, 2012, 02:51:39 AM
You'll need to ask the sheep.

Actually, there's no point,;they 're sworn to secrecy.
Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them (Orwell).

Amicale

#28
February 05, 2012, 05:00:06 PM
Quote from: En_Route on February 05, 2012, 04:54:07 PM
Quote from: En_Route on February 05, 2012, 02:51:39 AM
You'll need to ask the sheep.

Actually, there's no point,;they 're sworn to secrecy.

I wouldn't be so sure... one of them told me that you can't pull the wool over his eyes.  ;)


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Ali

#29
February 05, 2012, 05:11:31 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on February 05, 2012, 03:54:33 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 05, 2012, 03:28:14 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on February 05, 2012, 10:37:26 AM
I can operate a motor vehicle safely while technically still asleep. As evidenced by my 20km morning comute.

Beyond that I speak four languages, play a tasty variety of percussion instruments and kick ass.

Which four?  Obvs English and Norwegian, but what are the other two?

German and Italian. I speak fluent sauerkraut and some pasta.

That's impressive!
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