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Flowchart for choosing your own religion

Started by Chronos, January 07, 2012, 02:52:56 PM

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Chronos

January 07, 2012, 02:52:56 PM

Religion is a pyramid scheme with 501c3 tax-free status.

Ali

#1
January 07, 2012, 03:18:22 PM
Wow, according to this chart I'm only one question ("how many god's do you want to worship?") away from being Muslim.

DeterminedJuliet

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January 07, 2012, 03:18:44 PM
I saw this floating around facebook. Seems pretty succinct!
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Crow

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January 07, 2012, 03:25:08 PM
I am way too pedantic, all I can see are the many problems with the chart.
Retired member.

Tank

#4
January 07, 2012, 04:49:10 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on January 07, 2012, 03:18:44 PM
I saw this floating around facebook. Seems pretty succinct!
Ditto. It's been doing the rounds recently. I like it  :)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Wessik

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January 18, 2012, 09:55:03 PM
Wait... shouldn't there be an option for "I don't care how many gods I worship"? Or does that default to slave?
I have my own blog! redkarp.blogspot.com!

Tank

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January 19, 2012, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: Wessik on January 18, 2012, 09:55:03 PM
Wait... shouldn't there be an option for "I don't care how many gods I worship"? Or does that default to slave?
Hindu!  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Genericguy

#7
January 21, 2012, 06:03:09 AM
Take away the first question and I'd be a Mormon!

Sandra Craft

#8
January 21, 2012, 06:18:58 AM
Apparently the only thing that makes me an atheist is that I'm neither rich nor insane.  Not really sure how I feel about that.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Beachdragon

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February 14, 2012, 08:29:30 PM
Apparently, I'm either a Wiccan or an Athiest. 

I thought it was unfair to not include the choice, "Do you want to be reincarnated AS a Black Cat?"
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