Vampire offers - you say yes or no?

[Traveler]

What kind of vampire...True Blood, Angel, Dracula?

This is my question. It totally and completely depends on which interpretation. Some are very cool. Some are just awful.

[Guardian85]

I'd probably say yes.
If I didn't want to hunt, I'd pay off a Red Cross clerk for a few pints.
I'm a night parson anyway.
And if I get tired of living forever, I'd kill myself.

And I'd kick Edwards ass!

[envilid]

I am legend

Those were more mutanty.

In the film yes, but in the book they were vampires.

Ah..touche.

[Genericguy]

No. Don't know how much fun living forever would be.

[Genericguy]

I'd probably say yes.
If I didn't want to hunt, I'd pay off a Red Cross clerk for a few pints.
I'm a night parson anyway.
And if I get tired of living forever, I'd kill myself.

And I'd kick Edwards ass!

Oh... I didn't know vampires could kill themselves. I'm in.

[Stevil]

I'd open up a fast food restaurant chain.
Nobody does Vampire burgers yet.

[lomfs24]

If any of you do turn vampire, here are a couple tips for your new life style.

1) STAY AWAY FROM THE CIRCUS! Clowns taste funny.
2) If you see someone reading a book go ahead and suck their blood.
3) If you see someone writing a book stay away from that person. 

The reason? Writers cramp, but readers digest!

Ohhhh, I know that was horrible.

[Guardian85]

If any of you do turn vampire, here are a couple tips for your new life style.

1) STAY AWAY FROM THE CIRCUS! Clowns taste funny.
2) If you see someone reading a book go ahead and suck their blood.
3) If you see someone writing a book stay away from that person. 

The reason? Writers cramp, but readers digest!

Ohhhh, I know that was horrible.

Nice of you to admit it!

[Ali]

Is it Edward?  I probably would...

[Pharaoh Cat]

Is it Edward?  I probably would...

Now me, I'd pick Akasha from the novel Queen of Damned.

[54Quix45]

I would be all for it if I could go out in daylight like the Twilight Vampires and not have to hide that I'm a vampire like in the True Blood series. It would also be nice if there was a True Blood drink(like in the series) available at every corner store so that I wouldn't have to feed on humans. I would love to possibly live forever. Before being turned, I would ask for 3 months to workout to get buff since I would have to live with the body forever that I had when turned.

[Brieze]

I think I'd do it. I'm curious what 3000 will be like.

[history_geek]

If I get to be something like that, I'll seriously think about it. If not....yeah, I have nothing against fur and I'm not allergic

[Wessik]

It looks like you're staring into the eyes of the beast himself. And winning.

[fluttershine]

if i was bonded to that vampire afterward, they'd have to be the same sex.

i'd totally go for it.