What if there were no Hell?

[squidfetish]

Jesus needs to unclentch :<

Ohhhh...Jesus has no say in the matter. Hasn't been heard from in years. It's those self-righteous twits that believe in and preach the hellfire and everlasting torment that need to unclench.

Ever noticed the manic relish with which they describe hell for us sinners. They WANT that shit.  What happened to forgiveness?

[The Magic Pudding]

Ever noticed the manic relish with which they describe hell for us sinners. They WANT that shit.  What happened to forgiveness?

Ye but understand it from their side.
They have to stop coveting their neighbours ass.
They aren't supposed to have extra or premarital sex, and if they do they fret about it.
No contraceptives for some, maybe a dozen bothersome children,
possibly a body or wife with a body ruined by a dozen pregnancies.
Have to get up early every Sunday, and pay for the privilege.
I could go on but that's enough, it's plainly obvious they are suffering in this life,
I don't begrudge them a little pleasure imagining me roasting in the next.
Geez, they have to worry about themselves possibly roasting too, they know they aren't sticking to the rules.

[Pharaoh Cat]

They have to stop coveting their neighbours ass.

I can't believe I never saw the double entendre in that before.

[squidfetish]

I could go on but that's enough, it's plainly obvious they are suffering in this life,
I don't begrudge them a little pleasure imagining me roasting in the next.
Geez, they have to worry about themselves possibly roasting too, they know they aren't sticking to the rules.

Hehehe I never thought of it quite like that.   

[Sweetdeath]

Oh, Pudding. xD

[unholy1971]

I think the fear of hell keeps the majority of christians from questioning there beliefs.  Therefore if the concept of hell didn't exist, I think these religions would sustain a huge blow.

[Siz]

I think the fear of hell keeps the majority of christians from questioning there beliefs.  Therefore if the concept of hell didn't exist, I think these religions would sustain a huge blow.

Yeah, true enough.

The ninth Satanic statement says:
"Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years."

Can't argue with that...

[Sweetdeath]

Aw , if Lucifer were real, i'd be his friend.