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Started by Ecurb Noselrub, November 25, 2011, 07:50:20 PM

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Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
For those interested:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/21/giant-mars-rover-set-for-launch-saturday/?hpt=hp_t1

I miss the space age -- this is good, but it's not like it used to be when I was a kid.  I thought the countdown the most exciting 11 words in the English language.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 25, 2011, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
For those interested:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/21/giant-mars-rover-set-for-launch-saturday/?hpt=hp_t1

I miss the space age -- this is good, but it's not like it used to be when I was a kid.  I thought the countdown the most exciting 11 words in the English language.

I have an idea for reviving space exploration, with all the attendant technological benefits that are derived from it.  Create misinformation that Al-Qaeda has colonized (pick a planet) and tell Congress that an attack is imminent. Congress will immediately appropriate money to invade that planet (there's ALWAYS money for war), and then scientific research can be done in the process. Of course, we will have to establish a base on the planet to make sure that Al-Qaeda will never colonize it again. Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.

Asmodean

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 25, 2011, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
For those interested:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/21/giant-mars-rover-set-for-launch-saturday/?hpt=hp_t1

I miss the space age -- this is good, but it's not like it used to be when I was a kid.  I thought the countdown the most exciting 11 words in the English language.

I have an idea for reviving space exploration, with all the attendant technological benefits that are derived from it.  Create misinformation that Al-Qaeda has colonized (pick a planet) and tell Congress that an attack is imminent. Congress will immediately appropriate money to invade that planet (there's ALWAYS money for war), and then scientific research can be done in the process. Of course, we will have to establish a base on the planet to make sure that Al-Qaeda will never colonize it again. Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.
Have you been listening to letures on evil scheme financing strategies by professor Asmodean the Evil Schemer perchance..?  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
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wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Sandra Craft

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM
I have an idea for reviving space exploration, with all the attendant technological benefits that are derived from it.  Create misinformation that Al-Qaeda has colonized (pick a planet) and tell Congress that an attack is imminent. Congress will immediately appropriate money to invade that planet (there's ALWAYS money for war), and then scientific research can be done in the process. Of course, we will have to establish a base on the planet to make sure that Al-Qaeda will never colonize it again. Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.

That's just crazy enough to work.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM

I have an idea for reviving space exploration, with all the attendant technological benefits that are derived from it.  Create misinformation that Al-Qaeda has colonized (pick a planet) and tell Congress that an attack is imminent. Congress will immediately appropriate money to invade that planet (there's ALWAYS money for war), and then scientific research can be done in the process. Of course, we will have to establish a base on the planet to make sure that Al-Qaeda will never colonize it again. Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.

I tried to start a "China is planning on making the red planet their own" meme.
I don't think it worked, it hasn't come back to me yet anyway.
Maybe "Red China is planning on making the red planet their own" would have worked better.

Sandra Craft

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on November 26, 2011, 12:46:10 AM
Maybe "Red China is planning on making the red planet their own" would have worked better.

Not for us -- we owe China way too much money.


Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Siz

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on November 25, 2011, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
For those interested:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/21/giant-mars-rover-set-for-launch-saturday/?hpt=hp_t1

I miss the space age -- this is good, but it's not like it used to be when I was a kid.  I thought the countdown the most exciting 11 words in the English language.

I have an idea for reviving space exploration, with all the attendant technological benefits that are derived from it.  Create misinformation that Al-Qaeda has colonized (pick a planet) and tell Congress that an attack is imminent. Congress will immediately appropriate money to invade that planet (there's ALWAYS money for war), and then scientific research can be done in the process. Of course, we will have to establish a base on the planet to make sure that Al-Qaeda will never colonize it again. Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.

That's brilliant! The US can also claim it as their own thereby creating the biggest nation by landmass and can therefore justify its position as spokesperson of the world.

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Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2011, 09:08:27 PM
Then from there we can chase the bastards around the universe.

I like the way you think.  8)
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