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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Recusant

#4965
June 15, 2024, 06:39:30 AM Last Edit: June 15, 2024, 06:51:00 AM by Recusant
Call back to the celibate/priest item above . . .

A priest checks into a hotel and before going to his room, asks the clerk "Is the pornography in my room disabled?" The clerk turns to him with a look of disgust and says "No, it's regular porn, you sick fuck."
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

Mr. Deity and the Consent

Tank

#4966
June 15, 2024, 05:44:25 PM
Grone!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#4967
June 28, 2024, 06:28:36 AM

Tank

#4968
June 28, 2024, 08:17:14 PM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

The Magic Pudding..

#4969
July 01, 2024, 10:22:47 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

#4970
July 02, 2024, 08:03:23 AM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#4971
July 09, 2024, 12:53:19 AM

Icarus

#4972
July 10, 2024, 05:02:47 AM
Euphemisms.

The Magic Pudding..

#4973
July 12, 2024, 12:08:15 PM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Icarus

#4974
September 05, 2024, 05:53:35 AM
the comments are appropriate......

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2018-14.html

billy rubin

#4975
September 05, 2024, 01:53:09 PM
you know, first there are better places to carry a weapon. second it should have had a safety on. third he shoukd have been more careful.

and fourth it will hopefully prevent him from reproducing.


set the function, not the mechanism.

Tank

#4976
September 13, 2024, 11:17:13 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#4977
September 13, 2024, 02:38:21 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#4978
September 14, 2024, 01:03:13 AM
Man goes to doctor for routine checkup. during the checkup the doctor says "sir you have to stop masturbating" He says "why". She says "because I am trying to examine you".

Tank

#4979
September 14, 2024, 07:20:04 AM
 :rimshot:

An oldy but goody :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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