Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Tank

#4950
May 12, 2024, 10:21:48 AM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#4951
May 12, 2024, 09:32:09 PM
^   :this:

I admire athletes for what do so well, not what they think. American football players have brain concussions anyway. So do professional boxers.

Dark Lightning

#4952
May 12, 2024, 10:30:41 PM
This would include most actors, imo.

The Magic Pudding..

#4953
May 15, 2024, 02:45:53 PM
Why do "celibate" priests think I should care about what they think about fucking?
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

The Magic Pudding..

#4954
May 24, 2024, 11:18:34 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

#4955
May 24, 2024, 01:28:44 PM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#4956
June 03, 2024, 06:21:39 PM
Q: What's the shortest book in the world?
A: Amish war heros.

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dark Lightning

#4957
June 03, 2024, 06:41:27 PM
I spotted an intruder in the house.
I aimed a red laser at his chest.
The cat took care of the rest.

Tank

#4958
June 04, 2024, 10:12:15 AM
LoL!!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

The Magic Pudding..

#4959
June 07, 2024, 01:25:37 PM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

#4960
June 07, 2024, 10:01:04 PM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

hermes2015

#4961
June 11, 2024, 10:46:39 AM
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

Tank

#4962
June 11, 2024, 11:10:03 AM
Facepalm!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#4963
June 12, 2024, 12:21:02 AM
 :)

Icarus

#4964
June 15, 2024, 02:42:03 AM
Lady shopping in vegetable section of market.

She asked the clerk; where is the broccoli?
He said we are out of broccoli today.....
after a time the lady asks him again where the broccoli is located
He told here that we have sold out of broccoli but we will have some tomorrow.
A few minutes go by, Lady asks the same question again..
Clerk says. can you spell cat as in the word catalogue she does spell cat
He says can you spell dog as in the word dogmatic? She spells dog
He says can you spell fuck as in the word broccoli? SHe screams that there is no fuck in broccoli.
He says that's exactly what I have been trying to tell you!
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