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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tom62

#4935
April 16, 2024, 12:06:45 PM
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Tank

#4936
April 16, 2024, 01:48:53 PM
Stolen!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

The Magic Pudding..

#4937
April 22, 2024, 09:37:06 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Recusant

#4938
April 22, 2024, 10:38:18 PM
 :lol:  :rimshot:
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

Mr. Deity and the Consent

The Magic Pudding..

#4939
April 23, 2024, 09:48:33 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

#4940
April 23, 2024, 07:41:23 PM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

The Magic Pudding..

#4941
April 24, 2024, 09:27:35 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

The Magic Pudding..

#4942
April 30, 2024, 10:31:31 AM


If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Recusant

#4943
May 02, 2024, 04:20:32 AM
More a brief absurdist cartoon than a joke . . .

"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

Mr. Deity and the Consent

Dark Lightning

#4944
May 02, 2024, 04:16:15 PM
:rofl:

hermes2015

#4945
May 02, 2024, 04:55:21 PM
The ejection seat did an excellent job.
"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se."
― Charles Eames

billy rubin

#4946
May 02, 2024, 07:18:06 PM
arab spring.


set the function, not the mechanism.
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